Talk:2022-11-05 Extra Life Livestream

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Welcome everyone to our sixth annual Extra Life event.

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If this is your first time tuning in boy, do we have a fun time in store for you.

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For those of you have joined us in the past as you're well aware.

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We run these awesome events with my glorious party members here running through the world of Vera through a Pathfinder D&D slash D&D campaign.

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It is a role-playing game tabletop.

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You're going to see people die.

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You're going to see people be champions and it is all within the lore and the world of Vera.

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These events are amazing fun for us.

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And I think as of right now, we are actually over $13,000 as a team that's been raised for Extra Life, which is a very awesome charity event.

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That's run yearly and it goes to help children's hospitals.

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So we want to thank you guys for tuning in and hanging out with us today.

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We have a lot of fun activities in store.

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Margaret has made sure to include as much torture as possible for us around this table with eating weird things.

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It's for the kids, right?

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For the children.

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So all of this is for the children.

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We're going to go around in a little bit and we're going to have everyone introduce themselves and what they do at Intrepid and also their characters that they're going to be playing today.

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To give you guys some context, we will be participating in a RPG campaign that is set in Vera a week and a half before the final divine gateways closed during the apocalypse.

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So there's going to be some lore here.

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This is in the Alpha 2 Riverlands area in what was once the former Aelin Empire.

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You're going to get some some good lore tidbits here and there's also going to be an opportunity for you guys to impact the campaign today by donating if you want to.

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There's awesome rewards that you guys can take a look at that you have available to you to impact characters during the campaign.

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And some of this stuff might actually even make it into canon for the Alpha 2 playable.

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So that's going to be pretty exciting, I think.

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Now we have 24 hours ahead of us.

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We are going to let's let's start by perhaps introducing some people.

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Who do we want to start with?

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You can start with that side and I can end so that I can talk about how they can affect the game.

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Yes, love it.

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All right, Alex.

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All right, I'll start I guess.

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My name is Alex.

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I'm a senior gameplay engineer in Intrepid.

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I was on the last livestream video for Folliges.

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Yeah, yeah, we're chopping down some trees.

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Exactly.

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I'm going to be playing various number of characters this campaign.

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I'll start with Zen archer called Alistair and I also have an alchemist and a paladin.

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Now is this your first time playing a Zen archer in one of the campaigns?

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No, actually I played high level Zen archer in one of your campaigns.

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A lot of arrows, a lot of misses.

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A lot of arrows.

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A lot of misses.

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By the way, for those of you who are unaware, we're starting at level 5 in Pathfinder.

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Pathfinder is a tabletop RPG that was based off of Dungeons and Dragons 3.5,

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which is probably a more complicated rule set of all the D&D editions.

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And that has its fun, but it is a steep learning curve if you haven't played tabletop RPGs before or pen and paper RPGs before.

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Mr. Zim.

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Hello. Most people call me Sam.

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I'll be playing a hunter today with a war cat.

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Yeah, looking forward to that.

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Never had one. So like a large cat that kind of has alligator skin.

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Oh, that's super cool.

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Yeah, so it'll be interesting.

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And Jason is our director of IT at Intrepid Studios.

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Technical support for the studio's infrastructure and day-to-day operations.

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He is what makes sure everything runs.

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Yikes!

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If it doesn't run, he's the first person called.

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At least walking.

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If it doesn't run, at least walks.

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I noticed actually, Alex, you have a sandal on.

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Yeah, that's part of my religion.

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A long time ago, a kind gentleman came into my city.

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And left a sandal?

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No, he donated a lot of money and started a religion.

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Oh, that's cool. Like a sandal orphanage or something he started?

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Yeah.

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That's cool.

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It was the great holiday.

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It was for the children.

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I believe his name was Olaf?

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Olaf!

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Oh, that's right!

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Yes, long ago! That was during the Toran time.

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Exactly.

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The Toran Empire. I forgot about that.

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That was the origin of the sandal religion.

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Yep.

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How cool is that? Or cults, I'd say.

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Whoa. Don't go in those treacherous waters.

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And then we also have...

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John.

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Hello. I'm John.

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Welcome.

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I'm the president and COO of Intrepid.

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Yay! Everything that is operational, that is business, that...

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Payroll.

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Payroll, benefits, everything John takes care of.

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Yeah.

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And what are you playing?

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I'm playing a rogue, the usual.

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The usual?

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Yeah, the usual.

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Are you going to be stealing some treasures?

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Probably.

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Maybe?

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Yeah, probably.

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I'm still working on my character.

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Oh, you're still building it.

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How many people here, by the way, still need to roll stats?

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Me.

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I did point by 25.

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You did point by 25?

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I'm all fine.

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You're good?

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I did the point by 25.

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So we have two stat rollers.

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I can do the point by 25.

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No, no, no.

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I love rolling.

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How many people want to see the stats rolled?

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I'll redo my stats if people want to see the rolls.

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Well, it's rough if you build your character.

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Oh, and you do a stat roll.

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No.

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You can place them wherever you want.

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Do we do the same rules like drop ones?

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Yeah, four dice and reroll ones, drop the lowest.

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Awesome.

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That's really good.

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Cliff.

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Hey, I'm Cliff.

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I'm in charge.

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Also known as Def Kermit.

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Oh my gosh.

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Anyway, I'm the one working on the cool board game that is going to come out for the game

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after it's been released.

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Today, I am playing a sorcerer.

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His name is Deslock the Denied.

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You mean we actually have a sorcerer or wizard now finally in the campaign?

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I was a wizard last year.

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Were you really?

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Yeah.

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Oh, I don't remember that wizard or sorcerer.

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I was a sorcerer.

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I always start with sorcerer.

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I've got four of the classes that hopefully I will not need.

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Last year, I actually survived the entire campaign, which was amazing.

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And it wasn't because I ran away all the time.

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For sure was not that.

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Oh my God.

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Because you would never do that in any game you ever play.

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I never say could be dangerous.

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You go first.

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I never do that either.

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But anyway, so yeah, Deslock the Denied and that's what's going on.

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And if I can get some permission from Steve, I can leak some cool things about board games.

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Yeah, cool.

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Maybe.

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Maybe we hit a milestone.

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Maybe if we hit a milestone, that might be cool.

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Brian.

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Cool.

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Hello.

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I am Brian Ferguson.

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I am a senior game designer at Intrepid.

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I'm currently working on combat and economy stuff.

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And I am playing a cleric.

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Francis of Holobrook.

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Nice.

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I worship the Pantheon.

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Definitely not for min maxi benefits or anything.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, for those of you who don't know, today's campaign will largely reside within the undead and demonic realms.

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So a cleric is definitely an important piece of the party.

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And then we have our glorious and illustrious Margaret Crone.

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I don't know about that, but yeah, I'm Margaret Crone.

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I'm our community marketing lead here at Intrepid Studios.

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Really, my team is the ones who kick butt, but we manage basically anything that you see copy wise out on social, on our newsletter,

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any emails, anything that you get from us that's written or visual.

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My team handles that and they're badasses.

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And we have also Kyle here who's running the production today, who I'm sure you'll see a bit here as well.

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But of course, today I will be playing Odette Vovorno.

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And she is an inquisitor, which I'm really excited to play.

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I've never played an inquisitor before.

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Inquisitors are strong.

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Yeah. I was like undead, demonic.

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I got you, man.

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You must inquire as to their origins.

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And of course, you all that are watching can help and participate in the game.

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So right now, if you head on over to bit.ly slash AOC Extra Life with the A and the C and the E and the L capitalized there,

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it should be on the screen as well.

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You can donate to affect the game.

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Ten dollars gives you inspiration or gives somebody inspiration.

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Twenty gives a doom.

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Thirty five is nat.

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Twenty fifty is a nat one.

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Wild magic is one hundred.

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One hundred fifty is cursed item.

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Two hundred is a magic item.

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Ability increases to fifty.

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Three hundred is the ability decrease and invoke patron is four hundred and a changing of this is four fifty and race change is five hundred.

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And if we die, we may need some revives.

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Those are one K.

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We had a couple of those last year.

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It might have been my character.

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But hey, you guys are which is the next one.

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One fifty one thousand five hundred was you guys were donating for deadly threats to try to murder me.

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So to be fair, it was the balance of life that was happening there.

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And we already actually have quite a few that have been unlocked.

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So if you are a player at this table, you should be able to open up your spreadsheet and see which ones are unused when you use one.

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Make sure you mark that you've used it.

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But we've already started with I have a couple of things here.

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Brian has a few.

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Sim has a few.

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Alex and John and Cliff.

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Yeah, I'm seeing a quick like, you know, like fire Volta with the dollar.

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Don't know. And then Jane, I think the zoo glia has issued a deadly threat on someone.

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I assume you know, if it's on you, we have twenty three.

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We have twenty three things already in effect.

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So if you've already donated, thank you so much, everybody.

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If you are player at the table, make sure you're looking at those to make sure that you utilize them when you use them,

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move them to the used spot and remove one from the unused.

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And we're just trying to make it flow a little better so you get to see your rewards in action quicker.

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And then you want to talk a little bit about the potential rewards that our top donors and teams can get.

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Yeah. Give me a second to make sure I have everything.

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And by the way, just to let you guys know, if you're tuning in and you're donating or not,

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Tony, we're just excited to have you here with us.

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This is going to be a fun time.

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It's going to be a long time because it's for twenty four hours straight.

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And honestly, it means a lot to us that we've been able to create this amazingly glorious community of MMO gamers that come together and participate in events like these.

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We have raised now almost two hundred thousand dollars as a community for a game that has not yet shipped,

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shown the power and strength of our camaraderie, of our social interactions with one another to cause good in the world.

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And that is something that is super cool.

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And if we're able to replicate that across along with Extra Life, who makes this this thing whole thing possible.

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But if we're able to spread this sentiment across the larger gamer community as a whole, what an awesome power that is that we have in our hands.

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So this goes to help so many children across children's hospitals.

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We really are appreciative of you guys tuning in, whether donating or not, just being here with us today,

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participating, keeping us company.

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That means the world to us and the world to those kids.

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So awesome job to you guys.

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OK, I'm being told that you might not know what those incentives mean.

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So I will explain what each of those things are as well.

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So inspiration means that the player or the GM can roll two dice and they get to keep the highest.

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So for those of you who don't play a lot of tabletop, inspiration is normally what allows you to roll to the 2D20 and you get to pick the highest roll.

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Doom is you roll 2D20 and you pick the lowest.

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Nat 20 is obviously you get a nat 20, which is a crit.

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Nat one is a crit fail.

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And just to be clear, these terms like Nat 20s and Nat ones, if those of you guys who haven't played dice driven RPG, pen and paper games,

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when we do things to affect the world in the campaign that we're playing in, we roll dice to do that.

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And common 20 sided die is the system that we run with D&D and or with Pathfinder.

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And depending on how high you roll in that event, usually a good outcome occurs.

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So these things can guarantee either high rolls or they can guarantee a very low roll which can cause failure.

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Yeah. And then Wild Magic is we're going to roll a 1D10000 and a random wild effect will take place.

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Which is always madness. The cursed item is what you would think it's a magic item, but it's cursed.

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So instead of just getting something fun, you might have some other side effect.

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A magic item is obviously a magic item.

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It's going to give you good benefits and help you hopefully.

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Or you might get an item, I guess, that is not beneficial for your character.

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But and then ability increase.

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So we have ability scores that affect our like how we hit and how we cast spells or what our saves are,

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what our skills are based on those.

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We are either good or bad at certain tasks and an ability increase is obviously good and ability decreases bad.

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Invoke Patron is basically Steven.

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We'll get to decide how our deity bestows a gift upon us.

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So a very, very helpful thing for us. If you see us struggling, that might be a good way to add something.

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And Arctic Elysium asks, can we submit a bunch of Nat 1s in a row?

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Yes. Yes, you can.

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And, you know, whichever player has drawn your ire, if you wish to give them just a bunch of Nat 1s.

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We're doing them random.

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Oh, you're doing them random?

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It's hard, too hard for us on the donation side.

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We tried it before.

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If you want, if you just if everybody wants one player to die, just spam it in chat and I'll take that into consideration.

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Right. And if you want to help one player, then you can tell them to.

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You can leave it in the comment on the donation.

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And if the person running the donation notices that they can try to add it in there.

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Yes. And we actually we have some prizes for our players today.

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Potentially, we have some pretty cool dice that we can show off in a little bit.

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And if your character survives the starting character, you have each of them or asked to come with three backups.

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Right. Or three total. Three total. Three total characters in anticipation that they will likely die a gruesome death during the campaign.

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We'll need another one as a backup character.

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But should they survive, they get to keep their dice and the dice are beautiful.

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Yes. I got a lot of dice here. They're from Etsy.

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Oh, nice. Yes. Custom dice. That is some custom dice.

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And then the change places means that we're going to swap characters, which happened last year, which was pretty comedic.

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And that also means that we might not know how to play our character, which is the whole thing.

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Race change is we have certain races that we can only pick from for this campaign.

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But Stephen will roll a die or choose and we will get a change.

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There's one in effect already.

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So for the race change, I will actually allow a exotic race potential and I'll roll it.

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OK. Yeah. All right. And that could hinder or benefit us.

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It could most likely hinder.

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And then revive is obviously making us come back to life if we're dead.

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And a deadly threat is obviously something that spawns that will try to murder us and we have to fight it.

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So, yeah, that's that. On the reward side, though, if you are donating for one of those things,

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there's a lot of ways that you can get some things.

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So the first one is the top two donors for every four hour segment.

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So we're going to be playing for four ish hours and then we'll go to break.

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So when we go to those break segments, we have those predefined on our end.

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We'll be picking. We'll be selecting all the donations from that beginning time to the end time.

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And the top two donors for those segments will get an exclusive or non-exclusive cosmetic item,

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which we can reveal for the first time ever right now.

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It is a beautiful crane that is more Ashes of Creation themed, Varon themed.

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We were looking up what things represent hope and there's a lot of things like scorpions, cranes, doves.

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But I think cranes were pretty cool and Mike, Becky, you and I were kind of like brainstorming something really neat.

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And we tried to use the colors from Extra Life and combine them.

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You can also see the little halo effect from their logo and we tried to make it look pretty epic.

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So this is the crane for those of you. Yeah, that looks super cool. It's pretty sick.

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So now how do they get this? They can get this if they are there.

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I'm getting there. Oh, so the top two donors will get that non-exclusive cosmetic as well as Alpha 2 access

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and a random board game from one of our selections, if you want to post that on screen as well,

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which our lovely Cliff has donated to the stream.

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Woo! Yeah. Yes. From the board game department. Yes. Lots of great games there.

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And if you are the top team on the Intrepid Studio Extra Life team, it's on the team page, not on our page.

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And if you're the top overall donor at the end for Ashes of Creation's Extra Life campaign,

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so those are two different things, on November 8th at 10 AM Pacific,

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we will be looking at the numbers at that exact time, you will be gifted the 2022 Intrepid Life Extra Life top supporter bundle,

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which includes the non-exclusive in-game cosmetic, the Alpha 2 access,

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a bundle of 10 Alpha 2 codes that you can give away to your friends, family, or viewers, or whatever,

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and a personalized thank you video from Steven Sharif.

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Woo! Oh my gosh, that's so cool. Yeah.

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And then any team that raises $100 or more, which we've already got, I think quite a few teams,

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Kyle might be able to check to see how many teams are on our team, on our roster,

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any team that raises $100 or more on our Extra Life team by November 8th, 2022 at 10 AM Pacific,

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will be entered into a drawing to be gifted one of three 2022 Intrepid Life supporter bundles,

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which includes the cosmetic, the Alpha 2 access, the bundle of 10 Alpha 2 codes,

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and their choice of an Agata Wave 3 or a stream deck, each worth $150 in value.

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So we hope that some of you streamers who maybe, you know, could use some extra equipment to spice up your, you know, your stream,

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that this will be valuable for you. And of course, throughout the stream this week,

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as we hit the milestones, we'll be doing giveaways for Alpha 2 access as well.

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So we've already got quite a few in the mix. So during the stream, we're also just going to be doing some raffles.

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Yes, for during the breaks. Yeah, based on the milestones we hit.

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Right now we can bring up the milestones actually. We are already at 13,000.

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So just by just by watching the stream, they have a chance to win Alpha 2 keys.

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You have to interact and chat. So be watching the stream, watch the stream,

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follow our channel, and then also be just chatting within the four hour segments.

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That is very, very cool. Awesome. That is so cool.

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And during the breaks while we're doing the giveaways, we'll also be doing fun challenges and stuff based on the milestones we met,

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which we've got a lot like dinosaur lightsaber battles.

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Well, I noticed that the chat is now moving much faster when you said the same thing.

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They're like, oh, it's very... Everybody's just like, yay, everyone chat.

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And when we announce the winners, you have a minute to respond to our lovely community team who's back home,

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going to be doing those. And if you respond within the time, they'll send you a DM and give you further information.

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Is there any lore behind the crane? Any excerpts? Not yet. Not yet.

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Soon to be. Yes. You can tell us what it is. And then real quick, you said it's non-exclusive.

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Are there other ways that the... Maybe in the future. Maybe in the future.

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We'll decide on other ways. But to be fair, it's likely that this crane will be a very rare, rare, rare, rare own thing.

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So that is super, super cool.

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Well, so guys, I want to make sure I set expectations correctly.

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This is going to be a relatively relaxed stream. We are here hanging out with you guys.

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There's going to be periods of conversation and a lull and activity and actions that, you know,

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we're thinking about an approach per an encounter or we're just chatting about things.

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So make sure that you guys are aware that we're just hanging out with you guys today, all in support of kids.

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So with that being said, I know we have a couple of people who want to roll for their stats, maybe more than a couple.

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Should we start with that? Yeah. People need to roll.

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OK. Do we have time? Do we? Oh, yeah.

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Need to also step in because we have a very long list of donos.

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Woo! That came in during that time. Let us see it.

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All right. Derek help with the thirty five dollars for a net twenty Arctic Elysium with a nat one.

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Oh, another nat one. Get some Arctic Elysium.

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Feeing in with just a one hundred and fifty dollars to say I like you guys.

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Oh, thank you. Another two nat ones from our technically.

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Oh, my gosh. Arctic Elysium.

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So just to be clear, these nat ones are the players, correct? Yeah.

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No, no, no. No, no, no.

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The players get that twenty. So right now, right now, Steve, you agreed on.

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Even you have told everybody to dooms on you and you have a net twenty.

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Oh, who put a doom on me? I don't know.

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Two people. Do I get to choose in which order I apply the net twenty or the net one?

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Yes. You can choose the order in which you use these, you guys, but you must use them before you do any rolls.

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So you need to consume them.

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OK, consume them.

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So if you have a net one or not twenty or inspiration or doom, you need to be using them.

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They roll on the six. Let me say, let me say this.

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Let me say this.

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For those of you who are considering how you wish to donate,

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whether it be in favor of the GM or in favor of the players,

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we're all one as a part of this campaign.

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And if you send those twenties to me and the ones to the players, you know,

• 31:04

that is just the way the cookie crumbles.

• 31:07

If if we die, there's no more show.

• 31:10

That's not true. That is not true.

• 31:12

I'll make sure that I'll make sure that their death is a show in and of itself.

• 31:17

So remember, this will be your only chance to revenge yourself on Steve.

• 31:23

All the. That is that is not true.

• 31:26

And this is your only opportunity to really do not listen to Kermit.

• 31:31

Not listen to Kermit. This is your only chance to get revenge.

• 31:36

No one listen to Kermit.

• 31:38

Kermit stop it.

• 31:39

It Ashes of Creation. Stop Kermit.

• 31:43

Nobody listen to him.

• 31:44

Off of that, there is also wait, what is this?

• 31:47

Dirt Toastinator.

• 31:50

Inspiration to a random player.

• 31:53

Kombu, Kombu.

• 31:56

Inspiration as well.

• 31:58

Arctic Elysium, then also with a cursed item.

• 32:01

Woo. And then most recently.

• 32:04

Cursed item. I love it.

• 32:06

Now fix with a nat 20 to a random player.

• 32:10

Nice. See you guys got some nat 20s.

• 32:13

That's very cool.

• 32:14

By the way, somebody said just to clarify, we don't get any of this money.

• 32:19

Just to clarify that Kermit all going to Extra Life to to Radies children.

• 32:22

Yes. Oh, yes.

• 32:24

This is all direct donations to charity Kermit,

• 32:27

Savior of the players.

• 32:28

One person said that was a rabbit games.

• 32:31

True story. That is it is a true story.

• 32:35

And then another one said that Kermit is going to have a hell of a sunburn.

• 32:39

Someone save that man.

• 32:42

A protection. So I should be fine.

• 32:45

You're right. I am enjoying right now.

• 32:48

It's a lot of vitamin D to be.

• 32:51

Are we do we have an area to roll or do we just start?

• 32:54

Oh, yeah, just start rolling.

• 32:55

Hey, I have a question.

• 32:56

Yes, I got a new phone.

• 32:58

Okay, by the way, this is default.

• 33:00

Very cool. Is that a phone?

• 33:01

It looks like a tablet.

• 33:03

Oh my goodness.

• 33:04

It's a super cool.

• 33:06

However, it is not connecting to slack properly.

• 33:09

Oh, it fills me with sadness.

• 33:11

Oh, no. So I'm what's it saying about it.

• 33:14

It's saying that it's spinning.

• 33:16

You have my phone number.

• 33:18

You might you can log in through email.

• 33:20

I did.

• 33:22

That is what I did.

• 33:23

It said it said confirm email address.

• 33:25

So I did and then it says enter sign in code.

• 33:28

But when I when I press it just starts spinning.

• 33:31

Someone said Darth vitamin D Kermit.

• 33:39

Yeah, I might be able to help you with that.

• 33:41

If you want to pass it down.

• 33:42

Sure. Yeah, or bring it over.

• 33:44

All right. So who's going do we have a camera on the dice?

• 33:47

I think we don't.

• 33:48

I think we just throw it point that down.

• 33:50

I guess the one that's on the map.

• 33:52

You want to point it down?

• 33:53

I think it's not doesn't really matter.

• 33:55

Okay, it's fine.

• 33:56

Just call out your dice as you roll them.

• 33:58

Wow.

• 33:59

Oh, will you know who's rolling at first?

• 34:01

I got 13 16 12 so far.

• 34:04

Let's see.

• 34:07

It's not bad though.

• 34:08

I mean, I got a 16.

• 34:10

Pretty good.

• 34:12

Yeah, you got to get one whammy.

• 34:14

I need an 18 666.

• 34:15

No whammies.

• 34:16

I should say.

• 34:18

5544.

• 34:19

Okay 14.

• 34:20

I mean, we're doing pretty good average so far.

• 34:25

I had two more rolls.

• 34:27

Let's do it.

• 34:28

Come on.

• 34:31

Where is this old Vegas practice?

• 34:33

554 we roll one three unfortunate.

• 34:37

That's 14 and one more step.

• 34:44

This actually for my other character.

• 34:51

Oh 664 that's another 16.

• 34:58

All right.

• 34:58

That's a good step.

• 35:00

I is attribute scores by taking 4d6.

• 35:06

Did you get it?

• 35:07

Well, it got me into my two yours.

• 35:10

Okay.

• 35:10

All right.

• 35:10

Hold on.

• 35:11

You could put the thing down for the roll, but other people are in different spots.

• 35:15

So it's not easy.

• 35:16

Yeah.

• 35:20

Are we?

• 35:26

Are we doing the gym style health rolls where even can roll if we don't like a roll?

• 35:41

Oh, he wants to have you know at any time when you are.

• 35:45

Oh everyone starts with two hero points.

• 35:48

Hero points will allow you to reroll a d20 or to add four to a d20 result after the fact or to add eight to a d20 result before the roll.

• 36:01

If you have two hero points, you can use them both in order to cheat death, which means if you were to suffer an attack that would kill you instead.

• 36:10

It will leave you for dead.

• 36:13

Now if the party loses the engagement or if your body is left behind, you can roll.

• 36:17

If your body is left behind, of course, you will still die.

• 36:21

In addition, a hero point may be used to reroll a hit point die roll.

• 36:27

You will roll a hit point die roll according to your class every time you level.

• 36:32

Each of you are starting at level five.

• 36:34

That means you have, did you make it?

• 36:36

Perfect.

• 36:37

Before Zim was director of IT, I was also in our IT.

• 36:46

Okay, and then you may use the hero point to reroll the hit point die.

• 36:53

However, if you ask me to reroll one of your level hit point dice, you may not change the result ever.

• 37:02

Okay, so I can reroll.

• 37:03

Unless they donate to increase or decrease it.

• 37:05

True. Donations supersede all GM rules according to the donation rules.

• 37:12

Lastly, this is will this will be a very difficult campaign.

• 37:16

You should expect yourselves to die.

• 37:20

I cannot predict the effect that our donation schedule and rules will have on the challenge ratings that I have created for this campaign.

• 37:34

For your awareness, this champ, this campaign, this campaign is comprised of four chapters.

• 37:42

They're called the city, the wilderness, the tower, and the Exodus.

• 37:49

You will be on a very constrained timeline, which means you must be cognizant of your class resources during that period.

• 38:01

It is not likely that you will have an availability to rest as often as you would like to.

• 38:07

So be sparse in the usage of your limited resources during engagements.

• 38:13

I structure this campaign in such a way that you will encounter very small engagements here and there and often in order to elicit you to use your resources.

• 38:23

So that when you come across the main encounters, you have depleted your available resources.

• 38:29

It is acceptable for you to flee.

• 38:33

Remember that not every encounter is intended for you to complete and engage.

• 38:39

Some of them are specifically placed in order for you to flee.

• 38:43

And in those scenarios, be cognizant of your teammates because some of them are slower than others.

• 38:50

Yes, I'll talk about my shortness. Let me see. What else is there that's relevant?

• 39:01

OK, lastly, I will ensure that during encounters, you are not spending many minutes conversing as to the strategy of your approach.

• 39:19

You will treat these encounters as though you have seconds to make decisions,

• 39:25

which means you cannot spend 20 minutes debating with one another what you should do in your six seconds allotted for your turn.

• 39:31

What about arguing about the rules?

• 39:33

Roar! I will be punished even further. I will be very specific in my interpretation of the rules.

• 39:43

Lastly, each of you during each encounter will have a timeout.

• 39:49

You may ask for a five minute timeout to discuss.

• 39:53

OK, one last point of reference will be, let me think.

• 40:07

Well, yeah, that's pretty much it. OK, so welcome. Where'd John go?

• 40:16

And John is the one who decorated the tree, for people asking.

• 40:19

Yes, John did. John does do our unbelievable Christmas decorations.

• 40:25

People are asking who decorated the tree. And that is John.

• 40:29

This is that is a giant tree and it takes him days. OK, can't be skinny.

• 40:37

Have ever has everyone rolled their stats? I'm finishing up my health.

• 40:42

Now, can you reroll one of my I need a reroll. I can indeed.

• 40:46

Yeah, D8 for me, a D8 for you. This is one D8.

• 40:51

You have a four. That's better.

• 40:54

Would anybody else like me to reroll their hit point dice?

• 40:58

I rolled a three. In the meantime, I'm going to update some people.

• 41:03

We have Contenay with the inspiration roll and then Underdelve with a race change for five hundred dollars.

• 41:13

We have two race changes already.

• 41:17

So we have Trebo with an ability increase for two hundred and fifty dollars.

• 41:25

Oh, my God. Who did the race changes again?

• 41:29

Underdelve. I don't see the other. Underdelve.

• 41:34

Thank you. And who was the the attribute?

• 41:39

Attribute was. Freebo or Trebo.

• 41:44

Trebo, thank you guys. Awesome for the children.

• 41:47

You guys are amazing. Do you want to resolve that before we start the game?

• 41:51

Because they could affect us like. Yes.

• 41:55

Wild magic. Yeah, that's the D1000, right?

• 41:57

Yes. I would prefer to incorporate those as part of the story.

• 42:02

So I will find bespoke scenario.

• 42:04

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You may or may not be turning into a green frog.

• 42:10

I'm just kidding. I played that game.

• 42:12

I played that game. Okay.

• 42:16

So. Allow me to intro you. To Vera.

• 42:30

You are all. Located within the capital city of Aela.

• 42:38

It is set upon. A bluff overlooking.

• 42:43

A bay. With waterfalls along its. Exteriors.

• 42:53

There's a massive aqueduct. That rings. The docks and harbors.

• 43:02

Into the waters. As you walk down the streets.

• 43:08

You hear. A man screaming the final days are upon us.

• 43:16

Repent to the seven. And he's ringing this bell.

• 43:21

And he's walking down the streets.

• 43:26

The airs. The air smells of sulfur.

• 43:34

What? There's an audio bug.

• 43:42

Audio delay. Okay.

• 43:45

The air smells of sulfur. And the skies.

• 43:52

Have fallen into darkness. A red haze.

• 44:00

Has settled across the horizon.

• 44:06

If the site weren't so ominous, you would think it almost beautiful.

• 44:13

Set against the backdrop of the waterfalls of Aela.

• 44:17

The capital of a once great and sprawling empire.

• 44:22

But the Ailin Empire now lies in ruins.

• 44:27

Only a mere two months into the arrival of the Harbingers.

• 44:34

Much has changed in your world over the last several weeks.

• 44:40

It is as if the Harbingers arrived at precise locations around Vera.

• 44:48

That we're able to wreak the most havoc upon the great nations of the world.

• 44:56

The streets of Aela are filled with despair.

• 45:00

And all order has since been overcome with panic.

• 45:07

The Empire's military has all but been broken.

• 45:11

The lives of brave sons and daughters long since forgotten behind the terrors that now lie within the darkness.

• 45:25

The few units that remain have been deployed across the outskirts of the capital.

• 45:33

Something is coming.

• 45:39

Two nights ago, late in the evening, a deep and distant thunder rolled slowly across the sky.

• 45:52

Each of you is a member of an organization known as the Light Pact.

• 45:59

Correct. You all come from a similar origin.

• 46:04

An orphanage located at a temple here within the city of Aela.

• 46:14

It is the morning and you have received a message from one of your leaders to attend a meeting at noon.

• 46:24

In one of the temples of the city.

• 46:29

Will you all accept this request?

• 46:32

No, I'm not.

• 46:34

No, I think I'm going to go take a...

• 46:36

Running away already?

• 46:38

Okay. So half of you panic as well?

• 46:44

Quick campaign.

• 46:46

Next character.

• 46:48

I didn't like my stats. I'm clean.

• 46:51

Wait a minute.

• 46:53

Your stats follow you to your next character.

• 46:57

Okay, so I assume each of you shall accept the invitation.

• 47:03

All right.

• 47:04

Yes.

• 47:08

You may... Do we have the board camera?

• 47:12

Yes, it's right there.

• 47:14

We're going to keep it close to you so you can read it.

• 47:15

Oh, okay. Very good.

• 47:17

I'm sorry.

• 47:19

He had the camera.

• 47:19

Oh, I'm so sorry.

• 47:22

How about that? Does that work?

• 47:23

You're fine.

• 47:23

Okay.

• 47:25

Do you each have a character?

• 47:26

We do.

• 47:27

You may place your characters in the town square.

• 47:30

Oh, boy. I have microphone reaching issues.

• 47:32

So...

• 47:37

Is that you?

• 47:37

Yeah.

• 47:38

I'll be near you.

• 47:40

And then I need a number of human people.

• 47:45

It's me.

• 47:48

It's me, Mario.

• 47:49

It is me, Mario.

• 47:52

Yes.

• 47:52

I will be...

• 47:53

Is your head large?

• 47:55

Okay.

• 47:58

Okay.

• 47:58

I'm level up.

• 48:01

As long as I don't die.

• 48:02

Yes. I know it's large, but it's okay.

• 48:06

It's okay.

• 48:07

Ah.

• 48:07

I'm just small.

• 48:08

Does it even have a...

• 48:09

Yeah.

• 48:11

Okay.

• 48:16

Okay.

• 48:22

I should die better than that. Let me down.

• 48:26

All right.

• 48:29

As you...

• 48:29

Oh, I should wait for John to get back on.

• 48:35

Okay.

• 48:37

Add here.

• 48:46

What are your character names?

• 48:47

Oh, I need...

• 48:48

Cards.

• 48:49

I need cards.

• 48:51

I need initiative index cards.

• 48:54

That's right.

• 48:56

And I'll need each of you to fill out the index card with your...

• 49:01

Stats?

• 49:01

With your will, fortitude, and reflex saves, along with your resting AC.

• 49:10

And then your maximum buffed AC, if you have any standards,

• 49:15

along with your unbuffed perception and sense motives and initiative.

• 49:24

So, I shall return as I look for those index cards.

• 49:30

And someone will dance a jig for all of you.

• 49:33

Dance a jig.

• 49:42

Do you need more guys?

• 49:42

Do you want to go look for more guys?

• 49:47

And this is not to get out of the sun.

• 49:51

Definitely not.

• 49:55

Here is an index card for each of you.

• 49:58

Fill out.

• 50:03

I'll give you a...

• 50:23

My Zen archer shoots three arrows.

• 50:26

Thank you.

• 50:52

This is the format to follow.

• 51:03

I'll need an extra.

• 51:05

Oh, okay.

• 51:12

One more.

• 51:13

Oh, yeah, good, good.

• 51:17

So, for those of you watching...

• 51:26

The next card is the butter.

• 51:29

Track.

• 51:30

Initiative order.

• 51:31

Combat.

• 51:36

I can't hear you.

• 51:44

Where's the shields?

• 51:44

Apologies.

• 51:46

We now have these nifty mics.

• 51:50

I'm imagining that for those of you guys who've watched in the past when we've

• 51:53

used the Yeti that this is probably much more clear sounding.

• 52:00

So, you could actually hear.

• 52:05

However, for those of you who are unfamiliar with pen and paper RPGs,

• 52:11

I use index cards in order to track initiative order for encounters,

• 52:17

but also should something sneakily have background that the players are unaware of,

• 52:23

I have access to their resting stats.

• 52:26

Oh, thank you.

• 52:26

Very good.

• 52:28

Perfect.

• 52:31

Now we shall execute order 66.

• 52:33

For the AC, do you want to unbop AC or fully buffed?

• 52:35

Unbopped.

• 52:38

I have a bunch of wands.

• 52:51

Correct.

• 52:53

All right, Chad.

• 52:54

I'm going to let you know.

• 52:54

Let me know here.

• 52:59

Is the audio looking synced to you again?

• 53:00

Should be good.

• 53:14

All right.

• 53:14

Will this temple...

• 53:16

Perfect.

• 53:17

Thanks, guys.

• 53:22

If you can open the lid of that temple.

• 53:25

This one?

• 53:26

Mm-hmm.

• 53:27

Yes.

• 53:29

Pull the top.

• 53:29

There you go.

• 53:31

Perfect.

• 53:32

And you may place this person inside of it.

• 53:37

Actually...

• 53:40

Oh, we got more donations.

• 53:43

Man, words are hard today.

• 53:46

Can you agree, Chad?

• 53:47

Words are hard.

• 53:48

Words are hard.

• 53:51

Words are tough.

• 53:54

All right.

• 53:55

So we have...

• 53:56

Oh, boy.

• 53:58

Sarah DeMaz, apologies in advance when I butcher your name.

• 54:03

It's going to happen.

• 54:05

Gives an inspiration roll of 10.

• 54:07

Arctic Elysium with a nat 20.

• 54:10

I'm assuming they were feeling a little bad.

• 54:12

I thought I heard actually Arctic Elysium say that he wanted the nat 20 for the GM.

• 54:17

I don't know.

• 54:17

No, no, no, no.

• 54:19

Fair.

• 54:20

No.

• 54:22

An anonymous...

+1:00:01

• 1:00:01

We're back. We're back. Sorry about that guys. We've been

• 1:00:06

having, it's been a little bit windy and stormy in Southern

• 1:00:09

California over the past few days. Um and as a result, the

• 1:00:13

uh the internet sometimes might be going out. So, if it does,

• 1:00:17

bear with us. We will uh try to get it back up as soon as

• 1:00:21

possible. Um but we seem to be doing okay now. I am still

• 1:00:26

missing some. Oh, okay. Alright, where did we leave off

• 1:00:30

chat? What donation did I last tell you? Hmm? The parentheses

• 1:00:35

is the other thing. I got it. I'll be right back actually.

• 1:00:48

What's the last thing that I told you chat? What donation

• 1:00:52

did we leave off on?

• 1:00:55

We're going to say, I believe it was Arctic Elysium's second

• 1:01:03

Nat twenty is where we left off. So, beyond that, we have

• 1:01:09

Supreme Phoenix with $10 dono inspiration to a random player.

• 1:01:14

Another, wait, is that three Nat twenties? Oh, Arctic

• 1:01:18

Elysium. You must have felt bad. You're like, I gave out too

• 1:01:22

many Nat ones. Let me, let me even it out, right? The Nat

• 1:01:25

ones are hard on us. Uh then we have the cold jerks. Yeah.

• 1:01:31

With the wild magic. We have to come with a hundred dollars.

• 1:01:34

Yeah. And then, I'm not sure if they made this one quick but

• 1:01:40

it's very thematic. Uh him Kermit. Uh so, if you made that,

• 1:01:47

kudos to you. Well, well played. Good timing. If not,

• 1:01:49

very, very lucky. Yes. Uh with a inspiration. Yay. Ten

• 1:01:54

dollars. Arctic Elysium with another Nat twenty. And then

• 1:02:02

we'll call you Cheetos feet. Cheetos. It was a very

• 1:02:06

interesting name. The feet smell like Cheetos

• 1:02:08

specifically. Not something I thought I would end up saying

• 1:02:10

today but you know what? Alright. Good job. Uh with the

• 1:02:13

one dollar dono. And then mythical buggy with the Nat

• 1:02:18

twenty of thirty-five. So, are you updating the the sheet?

• 1:02:23

Uh negative. No. We have a few community members that are

• 1:02:26

sending that to you. I love it. Okay. So, you guys should

• 1:02:28

probably be ahead of me. I will basically just announce

• 1:02:30

publicly uh in intermittent time spots when I see an

• 1:02:34

opening. Like right now. They're saying the perfect time.

• 1:02:40

Kyle, they're saying there's a very cool. They're thicker.

• 1:02:44

Yeah. You go back to. Yeah. So, it's like it's like actually

• 1:02:49

like. Yeah. It's not your mouth. There it is. You should

• 1:02:55

just have slack open so like you can see the messages

• 1:02:57

because. Oh, I like the inside. Yeah. Christmas now.

• 1:03:01

Sorry for the internet breaking on us. So, we don't

• 1:03:04

have to update using the thing. You need to update the

• 1:03:08

sheet. When you use it. When you use it. We have somebody

• 1:03:11

updating it when the donations come in. How do we update it?

• 1:03:13

Okay. Uh you just on your

• 1:03:28

Are updating the unused part?

• 1:03:33

Yes. Yes.

• 1:03:37

There's somebody trying to come in and see you. Used column

• 1:03:45

and not the unused. Oh wait. Never mind. That wouldn't

• 1:03:50

work for you. You need to relabel unused.

• 1:03:57

Okay.

• 1:04:01

Cool. He's fine. That's it. There's absolutely no chance.

• 1:04:06

That's this app's gonna cause problems. No way.

• 1:04:12

What could go wrong, right?

• 1:04:17

Oh yeah. It's saying that there's poor network in our

• 1:04:19

area. We're sorry. The internet is down again. Very

• 1:04:23

confused. Uh Peter's saying all audio is dead. I I cut it.

• 1:04:29

Yeah. Temporarily. We should be back. Letting letting the chat

• 1:04:34

know in advance before you do that is probably beneficial. So

• 1:04:38

people aren't freaking out.

• 1:04:42

What happens when I press this? You know what happens when I

• 1:04:46

press this? Yeah. He can. Yeah. He does have audio. I'll do

• 1:04:50

the whole music.

• 1:04:56

Yeah. Sleep permits mic on. It's a nice a lot of people

• 1:05:00

have been complimenting the mug in chat. Oh yeah? Yeah. You've

• 1:05:03

been getting a lot of a lot of compliments on them on the

• 1:05:07

mugging.

• 1:05:10

On the mugging. Or it could be about to go. Wow. Wow.

• 1:05:16

So how do uh rerolls from the chat interface with rerolls

• 1:05:21

from class abilities? Which one goes first in the stack? Uh

• 1:05:25

what do you mean rerolls? Like you mean ability? There's no

• 1:05:27

rerolls on on your side. Alright. So how many not on D

• 1:05:31

twins? How many of the twins do you get yours to do things? I

• 1:05:34

can give you. Yeah. You have to sign in after you get an app.

• 1:05:38

Which one do you use yours? No. No. It's top things. I got

• 1:05:42

it. Well, yeah. I can do things now. Use these ones first. I

• 1:05:44

have a bunch of stuff. Yeah. That's what I'm thinking. I got

• 1:05:48

a race change.

• 1:05:54

Steven has a tag. Yeah. Oh no. I think Steven wants to make

• 1:05:59

it like a thematic. Alex, you do have a race change. Yep.

• 1:06:03

Same thing with the race changes. Yeah, we have we have a

• 1:06:04

couple things. Margaret, you have a race change. Zim, you

• 1:06:06

don't have a race change. She has ability score. Yeah, I

• 1:06:10

think. Oh, I see that. We have to get finished through all the

• 1:06:12

character. Oh yeah. And and and if we have something, we have

• 1:06:15

to use it, right? That's the rule. So that we like get

• 1:06:18

through it all. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Well, not one is. Yeah. If

• 1:06:21

you have it using. Yep. Inspirations. Yep. All those.

• 1:06:25

You gotta use it. We could do what you're saying is only

• 1:06:28

mark the one that we use. I I think that'll be way less

• 1:06:31

error prone. Yeah. Yeah. We just have to do math. Yeah and

• 1:06:35

then we're trying to match. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 1:06:37

Like you're just trying to match it. You just match. Yeah.

• 1:06:39

Yeah. Exactly. I thought that's wild logic. Yeah. That's fine.

• 1:06:42

I have a cursed item. We would just wanna rename it. I'm the

• 1:06:44

only one blessed with a cursed item I think. Oh no. Margaret

• 1:06:48

has one too. That's right. Like a warden. It doesn't matter. I

• 1:06:52

think it's fine. Yeah. Remember, we we we understand.

• 1:06:54

Yeah. A death lock for a denier. I'm just an organization.

• 1:06:57

No. It didn't happen. It didn't happen. I made it so it

• 1:07:00

often. This item is not. Oh nice. Yeah. At the bottom it it

• 1:07:04

also says how many we have. It is just not on the rotate. Less.

• 1:07:08

I can make it mine like disabled and I can't turn it

• 1:07:12

back on. I don't know. I have it purposely like this because I

• 1:07:15

don't want to. It's lemonade. Where's that's it's lemons.

• 1:07:20

You can make it. I'm lemonade. Was that a question? I don't

• 1:07:23

know. They removed it, bro. I shall master my fear so that

• 1:07:30

the fear does not master me. Well, alrighty chat. Bear with

• 1:07:38

me. You're gonna see me running around a lot. Oh. Like

• 1:07:43

physically? Yeah. Oh what? Do you have to like touch it? Is

• 1:07:46

this microphone? Oh just when adjustments are made. Oh

• 1:07:50

gotcha. Yeah. A lot of people. So bear with me. When you see

• 1:07:58

someone running around the background. It's me. Oh nice.

• 1:08:03

Also, I have the weirdest like sensation going on. Sorry about

• 1:08:07

that everybody. I had to order lunch. Okay. Okay. Any moment

• 1:08:11

we're gonna start this. I'm apologize. I had to order us

• 1:08:13

lunch. Um okay. You mean launch the adventure? Launch the

• 1:08:18

adventure. I have four cards. I know. Look at us. The diligent

• 1:08:23

doers. I'm missing two. Who do I thought I thought I was

• 1:08:26

supposed to use survival to get my lunch. I think in the game.

• 1:08:32

Uh I'll give you my stuff. What is order lunch? Might not be

• 1:08:35

right. That's what is we'll fix it as necessary. So everybody

• 1:08:38

gets a hero point. They give you the parts and so I'm up to

• 1:08:42

four of that. Exactly. Uh you all start with two hero points.

• 1:08:45

That's what I heard for you heard correctly. Do we have a

• 1:08:50

competition for a stick figure? The best stick figure on the

• 1:08:52

car? Uh we can do that in the future. You definitely said it

• 1:08:55

during the internet outage during the internet and prove me

• 1:08:58

otherwise. Oh yeah. I heard that. That's you against one

• 1:09:02

though. Twenty-one. Right. Oh, it should have been AC. Yes.

• 1:09:07

We would all lie. Okay. Say again. We wouldn't all lie. Yeah.

• 1:09:11

Never. What type of character are you? I can't lie. I actually

• 1:09:13

have a woe of truth. I deny your lie. Actually, I cannot

• 1:09:17

lie. I have wow. Wow. Sure. Wow. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

• 1:09:25

You will be placed on the tree of whoa. Well, I see my

• 1:09:28

character has a wall of truth. What? He cannot lie. I cannot

• 1:09:32

lie or deceit. You mean bow. Yeah. He told me whoa. It's

• 1:09:36

unbelievable. Wow. Whoa. I didn't know what was. He's

• 1:09:40

speaking weird. Alright, I'm going to actually take over

• 1:09:45

here because we have a $300 donation from Arctic Elysium.

• 1:09:52

Just popping off today. That's bad. That's totally looks like

• 1:09:57

can are and then G. Jitsu with an inspiration roll. Thank you.

• 1:10:04

Hey, five o'clock somewhere. Yeah, it does. It looks like

• 1:10:08

Mike R as well. Alright. Inspiration roll. Thank you

• 1:10:10

very much. Who are these? That's the fan. Tell me a question.

• 1:10:13

Who knows online what can are is. Wonderful. Go. Okay. So, I

• 1:10:18

have Ode. Anyone? Bueller. Odette. Anyone else? Otherwise,

• 1:10:22

it H. It looks like an H. Anyone know what can is? Where

• 1:10:26

are those from? These aren't extending beyond the line. No

• 1:10:28

answers yet. Our champion. I just can't.

• 1:10:32

It is a beverage.

• 1:10:38

Thank you. That is so good. Oh, you got it.

• 1:10:41

Congratulations on the Cardassian drink.

• 1:10:48

Francis Bryan. I didn't know. Francis of Hollowbrook. A CC.

• 1:10:54

Oh no. Oh wait. We can do a scene. What the heck is that?

• 1:10:57

Francis of a CC. Saint Francis of a CC. Wait. Wait. Do we have

• 1:11:02

Pope Francis with us? No. And then I have Rohani. I have

• 1:11:09

You're the Rohan. I'm Riley. Oh, right. You forgot to do

• 1:11:14

that. You forgot. You forgot to do this. Hold on. We need our

• 1:11:18

names next to it. Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. Steve is not

• 1:11:21

directly involved in any. So, don't worry about that.

• 1:11:24

Rylance. Zim. AKA. Oh my god. You look like such a. Jim. Jim.

• 1:11:33

Jim is not an old man. He does not look like an old man.

• 1:11:36

Alistair. I'm getting older by the year. Alistair is Alex and

• 1:11:43

we have. Yup. Deslock the denied. Denied. That's me. Nice.

• 1:11:49

I like it. Deslock or Deslock. Deslock. D E S F. Okay.

• 1:11:53

Trivia question. Does anyone know where the name Deslock

• 1:11:56

comes from? D E S S L O C K. Let's hear. Let me guess.

• 1:11:59

Anyone? Star Trek. Nope. No. You are remotely close but not

• 1:12:04

close. Deslock. Anyone? Deslock. Someone said Gondor

• 1:12:10

dot dot dot. I mean Kermit calls for aid. Someone said the

• 1:12:14

Kardashians. The Kardashians. They said Kardashian. It is not

• 1:12:17

for the Kardashian. Star Blazer. Oh. My Blazers is

• 1:12:20

correct. My little. That was the winner. Chaos Factory Gaming.

• 1:12:24

Deslock is the leader of the Gamalonian Empire in Star

• 1:12:28

Blazer. That's cool. There you go. Blazers. Blazers. I like

• 1:12:32

it. Okay. I heard Blazers. Your party navigates the streets

• 1:12:37

of Aela. Panic is widespread as people fear the loss of their

• 1:12:44

life and have nowhere to turn to. Are portions of the city

• 1:12:48

burning? No. So, we're not at full. So, you are. Most. You

• 1:12:53

are aware that of the Ailin Empire which was this once

• 1:12:59

large and sprawling territory that they owned on both

• 1:13:03

continents. Primary means of of trade was through the waterways

• 1:13:08

as they were a highly naval nation. Um that they have lost

• 1:13:13

contact with the vast majority of their empire. Uh over the

• 1:13:16

last two months. Um mainly due to the fact that the placement

• 1:13:21

of these harbingers when they landed quote unquote landed

• 1:13:24

although they impacted relatively uh strongly the

• 1:13:28

actual planet of Vera uh which kicked up a significant amount

• 1:13:31

of dust which caused that partial red haze that you saw

• 1:13:34

living on the horizon. Um that not only has vision been

• 1:13:38

obscured significantly uh but they've also lost the vast

• 1:13:42

majority of lines of communication that they held

• 1:13:44

with their cities. Um and as such, this capital city is the

• 1:13:49

most well protected through the placement of their militaries

• 1:13:52

uh over the last two months. Also, you notice that there is

• 1:13:56

a shimmering blue thin shield that exists as a canopy above

• 1:14:01

the city. What you would deduce is a result of some type of

• 1:14:05

spell casting that's been done through the mages of the city

• 1:14:09

at their universities. Are refugees thronging? There is a

• 1:14:13

significant amount of are they trying to get inside the city

• 1:14:16

outside. Many of them have already been let in and more

• 1:14:19

come daily through the different uh road paths to the

• 1:14:24

city. Do we know why they're coming to the city? Uh yes.

• 1:14:27

Does it mean? You you hear the reports not just from the

• 1:14:30

military uh who have engaged but also the fleeing uh

• 1:14:35

citizens that there are monstrosities rampaging through

• 1:14:40

the lands outside of the city. What kind of monstrosities?

• 1:14:43

These monstrosities have been described in a very many

• 1:14:46

different ways. Um some of them are almost insect in

• 1:14:50

appearance. Others are entirely alien. Uh some are large war

• 1:14:54

machines that burrow through the ground. Others can fly. Um

• 1:14:58

there is a whole host of demonic appearing um uh uh

• 1:15:03

creatures that have that have uh that have uh essentially

• 1:15:07

been attacking. Are they sentient or beast? Um well,

• 1:15:13

there's a few um refugees that you see uh passing by you. Oh,

• 1:15:19

I'm I'm yeah, I speak with one of them. Yes, I'm well, I'm I'm

• 1:15:24

interested in finding if the Harbingers are sentient or

• 1:15:26

if they're beastial beings like if they're invaders or if it's

• 1:15:31

like a and you say this to one of the women or the men. Well,

• 1:15:34

I'm looking for a war torn gentleman that looks like he's

• 1:15:39

seen action among the crowd. The vast majority of

• 1:15:42

individuals with whom you see along the streets have their

• 1:15:46

eyes in an almost shock state. Right. Many of them you can

• 1:15:50

point out and say, oh, that person looks like they've seen

• 1:15:52

some **** Okay. I go up the **** you have seen. Yeah, all

• 1:15:58

this **** Are you a beast, madam? No. So, yes, I I will

• 1:16:04

attempt to discuss with some panicked individuals. Okay,

• 1:16:09

tell me how you approach them. So, they're scurrying along the

• 1:16:12

street. I stride before I spread my arms and I stop

• 1:16:14

citizen. The woman. Tell him. No, we're not a woman. A guy. I

• 1:16:19

want a guy. I want a guy. Okay. Okay. The guy looks at you

• 1:16:22

and his eyes open wide and I'm saying, what is it? Tell me of

• 1:16:26

what you have seen. Seen outside the city. He puts his

• 1:16:31

hands down and he says, horrors, horrors, the likes of

• 1:16:35

which none of us have seen before. Did they speak to you?

• 1:16:40

Speak? No. They ravaged my family and he starts tearing up

• 1:16:44

and crying. I'll pass on. I pass them on. You know, they

• 1:16:49

didn't speak. Awesome talk. Good luck out there. You slap

• 1:16:52

him on the butt. You're like, I'm glad you survived. Move on.

• 1:16:57

Okay. Now, are the gates, good luck. Gates open. The gates are

• 1:17:01

are closed. No, I'm talking about the gates to leave the

• 1:17:04

city. The the gates to leave the world. Oh, the divine gate.

• 1:17:08

The divine gates. Have they opened yet? You don't know

• 1:17:11

about those. Okay, gotcha. So, no, everyone is running around

• 1:17:14

screaming right now. Everyone. It is a panic as though the

• 1:17:17

end of the world is upon them. These are the final days. You

• 1:17:20

hear people still walking, ringing their bell. Repent to

• 1:17:24

the seven. The days are among us. People are running,

• 1:17:31

screaming. Children are being trampled along the streets. You

• 1:17:36

want to find another person? Sure. I will. I will canvas the

• 1:17:40

area repeating my behavior. I'm trying to find if any of the

• 1:17:45

beasts they faced were sentient which means they spoke

• 1:17:48

or demonstrated. Okay, give me a knowledge local or a

• 1:17:52

diplomacy check. Your choice. I will take diplomacy at a plus

• 1:17:56

five. Alright. So, how about an eleven? Alright, so you roll

• 1:17:59

an eleven. As you attempt to treat with the random people

• 1:18:04

who have sought refuge within the city of Ala, none of them

• 1:18:07

give you a straight answer on whether or not they were able

• 1:18:10

to tell sentience from the encounters that they had. You

• 1:18:13

still apply a die. Oh, you can't just roll. Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:18:18

Yeah. Or you do want it on combat. I'd love to buy them on

• 1:18:21

skill checks. Anytime it's a roll. You gotta use it. It's

• 1:18:24

way more exciting than we'll say. You may use them on skill

• 1:18:27

checks only if the DM asks you to make the check. Okay. So,

• 1:18:34

in this scenario, you may. Always use them first because

• 1:18:36

we. But not for skill checks. So, somebody's just like, I'm

• 1:18:38

gonna make a perception check. Up. Roll to one. Alright. Well,

• 1:18:42

I'm the only one I have is a is a one. That makes sense I

• 1:18:45

guess. Is a nat one. So, I assume you don't want me to use

• 1:18:47

it on a skill check. So, the vast majority of individuals.

• 1:18:50

Good point. That I like cuz that's really abusive cuz I was

• 1:18:53

on that one of my skill check. I checked my nails. Oh my god.

• 1:18:57

So now, I'll allow that on the skill check. Okay, so you want

• 1:19:00

me to only if I request the skill check. Okay, we did

• 1:19:03

request a skill check. Correct. And so, what happens is. Now, I

• 1:19:06

have to use the one. Yes. Okay. So, what'd you get? A one. And

• 1:19:10

that becomes a? It's six. A six. So, you violently grab

• 1:19:16

people on the streets. Totally. And you say, you tell me,

• 1:19:22

were they sentient? And he says, who? Who were sentient?

• 1:19:27

The beasts, you say. Yes. And he he tries to push himself away

• 1:19:31

from you in a place. My right hand on his shoulder. Oh no.

• 1:19:34

No. You're watching in pure disgust as this person assaults

• 1:19:38

just random citizens.

• 1:19:42

Tell you what I need to know. That's exactly. Stop your

• 1:19:45

sobbing woman. You're hysterical. I don't care. Five is

• 1:19:52

not an excuse.

• 1:19:56

What did you see? It's crying.

• 1:20:05

Get over it. I turned to say myself. Are we the bad people?

• 1:20:10

Are we the bad people? The end is there.

• 1:20:17

Okay, perfect. Okay. So, my one is. So, you didn't gather

• 1:20:21

whether or not they're sentient. I got you. Okay.

• 1:20:23

And I've calmed the streets significantly. Yes. People seem

• 1:20:27

much more relieved of their concerns. Excellent. I believe

• 1:20:31

this now. Now, they're concerned about you. What are

• 1:20:35

we doing with the beast outside? There's a beast

• 1:20:37

inside. And he sent you. We think. Okay. So, with that

• 1:20:46

being said, you were all asked to come to the temple and upon

• 1:20:52

arriving, you are greeted with a contingent of soldiers that

• 1:20:56

are manning the entrance to the temple. They stop you and said,

• 1:21:00

what is your business here? I'll show him my sandal. We were

• 1:21:03

summoned. You show him the sandal? Yeah. Why are you

• 1:21:06

wearing a sandal around your neck?

• 1:21:13

There's only so much time.

• 1:21:24

So, you scream that at the guy and he's holding his sandal. He

• 1:21:27

just looks at you. I'm screaming at the guard. The

• 1:21:33

guard says, what is your business? I must know. We've

• 1:21:36

been summoned to stop the end. Very well. Let them through.

• 1:21:41

I strike. This man is on a mission. You mean we know, you

• 1:21:45

know why we were summoned? We have to stop the end. Yeah,

• 1:21:49

let's just stop the end. It's not another choice. The door is

• 1:21:54

open. No other choice. It's not like they summoned for

• 1:21:57

trumpets. Like, do you have any tea? They didn't. That's not

• 1:22:01

what we were summoned. Well, one last part of the mission. We

• 1:22:05

go out. Okay, one second. Alright, you enter into the

• 1:22:10

temple striding, striding, dramatically. He's gonna like

• 1:22:17

fly away. Yeah, that's very dusty. It's part of our

• 1:22:21

magical aura. The most a woman greets you. She is dressed in a

• 1:22:27

traditional acolytes uniform. Um robes that you recognize as a

• 1:22:33

patron of your deity. Sure. Okay. And she says to you, we

• 1:22:38

have been waiting all morning for you. Where have you been?

• 1:22:42

We're screaming at the end of the night. Sorry. We're

• 1:22:47

delivering God's message. To get here, we have arrived. We

• 1:22:50

must make haste. Stop with the stalling. She says, come with

• 1:22:54

me please and she calmly walks down the corridor of the temple.

• 1:22:59

You see, you see in front of you a great tapestry. It is

• 1:23:05

made of cloth and embroidery along with this golden fleece

• 1:23:13

that interweaves between the the cloth. May I certain the

• 1:23:18

history of or meaning all of the knowledge history if you

• 1:23:21

wish. Alright. GM requested it. No. You have.

• 1:23:36

Alright, we got a twenty. Total. Okay, you're twenty. So,

• 1:23:42

you recognize the tapestry is depicting that of the founding

• 1:23:47

of Aela, the capital of the Aelan Empire. Um there are a

• 1:23:51

number of ships, four to be exact, that have on their

• 1:23:56

sails, sigils, representing the original founding royal house

• 1:24:01

of the Aelan Empire and they are approaching what is this

• 1:24:06

magnificent looking

• 1:24:09

Kind of. With this bluff that has a number of waterfalls and

• 1:24:16

you notice that those waterfalls are the ones that

• 1:24:19

are behind the city and this is a view of this of this

• 1:24:24

precipice before any structures were built. It is a

• 1:24:28

very almost divine looking view. There's God rays coming

• 1:24:32

down a number of people like getting out of the ships near

• 1:24:36

the harbor and so you recognize this to be a display

• 1:24:39

of the founding of the city and as you do, you notice the

• 1:24:43

woman who led you down the hall to this tapestry that it comes

• 1:24:46

to an end and she places her hand on the tapestry and her

• 1:24:51

finger goes down one of the sides and as it does, the

• 1:24:55

weaving begins to separate and it opens into what appears to

• 1:24:59

be a magical portal. I turned to him. I was like, I knew that

• 1:25:02

would happen. I I wrote the twenty on the history. When uh

• 1:25:06

we all have a wild magic effect. Yes. Is that something

• 1:25:09

you want to trigger at a momentous moment? I will be

• 1:25:12

triggering them at specific moments. Okay, gotcha. When

• 1:25:16

they're assigned to us, do we get the trigger when it

• 1:25:18

happens? No. Does she does she give us the like please pass

• 1:25:21

through the portal maneuver? Yes, she says please step

• 1:25:24

through. I stride through dramatically. My robes. Your

• 1:25:29

robes are willowing behind you as you dramatically walk into

• 1:25:33

the portal. Before he goes in, can I grab his shoulder and go

• 1:25:35

in before him? You okay? I think Odette grabs. Do you want

• 1:25:37

to oppose your attempt to hold your shoulder and she says,

• 1:25:41

let me go first. If you wish. And she was stepping. And I

• 1:25:46

push her. And he kicks her. Maybe let the tank go in first.

• 1:25:51

Who knows what's on the other side of this. So, do you wish

• 1:25:52

to oppose him? No. Oppose him. Like like physically. I'm

• 1:25:56

I'm grabbing her by the back and I'm like, oh, you're pushing

• 1:25:59

her. Yeah. He he said he said this. He's fine. Alright, you

• 1:26:01

step through. Yeah. Anybody else? I stride right behind

• 1:26:03

her. Okay. I don't think he can push me. Who has wild? No,

• 1:26:06

you're already doing the momentum. I know. John has wild.

• 1:26:10

Almost all do. All of you have a wild magic. Uh yeah. I think

• 1:26:14

all of us. Yep. Yeah. Every one of us do except for you. Some

• 1:26:18

of us read. I have it. I have it up. Yeah. I can search. John

• 1:26:24

has. John has three of all magics. So, whenever you give

• 1:26:28

me the number, I can. Hold on. We have an interruption.

• 1:26:30

Oh, interruption. Stand by. Hold the press. Go on ahead and jump

• 1:26:35

in here cuz we have a bit of a list. So, Mike R with the

• 1:26:38

ten-dollar donation. Thank you. Clonage with the thirty-five

• 1:26:42

with the nat twenty. Aloha. Chalo. Chalo. Chalo. With a

• 1:26:49

wild magic donation of $100. Cesar Martin with another ten

• 1:26:54

dollar inspiration. Yes. Gruntag with a $100 wild magic.

• 1:26:59

For the children. With the $35. Not twenty. Okay. And then

• 1:27:07

meat hooks with a $1000. Oh my god. What's $1000? That's for

• 1:27:14

revive. She goes first. One of the children you accosted in

• 1:27:20

the streets died of a heart attack. They've been revived.

• 1:27:23

Oh. Oh. No, it goes away. I just get it. Get it. You use

• 1:27:28

one of your dooms already. I would say. Revives will put it

• 1:27:33

in needs to be assigned cuz it'll go to whoever first

• 1:27:35

dies. Yeah. Yeah. You guys are awesome. Thank you for those

• 1:27:38

donated. I'm lucky enough for everybody. Yeah. Thank you so

• 1:27:41

much. That's amazing. Very cool. Wow. Each of you may

• 1:27:45

roll a D1000. Oh my gosh. Do you know how to roll a D1000? I

• 1:27:50

am gonna roll with and then the roll the third number of the

• 1:27:52

top two is thousands, hundreds, whatever. So, uh 200. And six.

• 1:28:01

206. Okay. Everyone may roll the same way. Uh alright. So,

• 1:28:06

which does you roll the two D10s? Do you want me to say what

• 1:28:09

happens and then the last D10 again? Okay. Cuz it's gonna be

• 1:28:12

a little while if we if I have to pass it over. Yeah, it's

• 1:28:15

highlighted. Eight two and then one D10. 823. 823. How much

• 1:28:22

gold do you have on you? 478. Uh hold on. Standby. Standing

• 1:28:28

by. Roger. I have. And what's yours? I have equipment. Okay.

• 1:28:36

Alexi. What's yours? Eight twenty-three. Through the

• 1:28:38

portal. You feel a strong warmth coming from your gold

• 1:28:44

purse. Okay. And on the other side, you see this palatial

• 1:28:49

room. It is magnificent. There is gold pressed furniture

• 1:28:56

everywhere. Candelabras, these magnificent giant paintings,

• 1:29:01

wonderful rugs, everything here feels royal. Do you grasp for

• 1:29:07

your gold purse? Uh well, I wanna see that I'm I'm gonna

• 1:29:13

check to see if I'm on fire. Okay, you look down, you look

• 1:29:17

down at your purse and you notice there is no fire but it

• 1:29:21

feels very warm inside. Okay, I opened my purse to determine

• 1:29:25

what is happening. Each of your 100 gold pieces has turned to

• 1:29:29

a platinum piece of equivalent value. Oh my gosh. Done. I

• 1:29:33

rolled what he rolled. Did you really? This one, this one's

• 1:29:35

Alexi. This is Alex? Yeah. Yeah. What's your character's

• 1:29:39

name? Alistair. Alistair. Alex as you cross or Alistair.

• 1:29:43

Alistair as you cross through the portals of that horizon.

• 1:29:50

Excuse me. What do you feel this sudden urge of thirst?

• 1:29:56

Okay. An incredible thirst. I uh reach for my pouch to drag

• 1:30:01

back a drink. Do you have any potions on you? Uh no. I have

• 1:30:07

ones. You have wands. What are the wands? Uh protection and

• 1:30:11

sorry, shield and magic, magic armor. Does anybody here in

• 1:30:15

proximity to Alex have a potion on them? I do. I have one. What

• 1:30:19

do you have? Bark scanning here moderate. Alex comes to you.

• 1:30:25

Alistair. Alistair comes to you. With an almost deathly

• 1:30:32

urge. It says please my friend. Eat your potions or I will die.

• 1:30:40

Give him a cure moderate. I need more. Sure. Yes. It looks

• 1:30:46

like he's grasping at his throat. He's like going to die.

• 1:30:49

I tell him. This is all I have. You better take it. The cure

• 1:30:54

moderate? Yeah. You immediately drink the cure

• 1:30:57

moderate. Okay. And it satisfies your thirst. Oh thank you sir.

• 1:31:01

So his is the one that's highlighted and Brian's is the

• 1:31:03

one after. Okay who's Zim? Zim yeah. Hold on a second. I need

• 1:31:07

to. Zim. Need to remove one of those.

• 1:31:19

We have a oh I think it's fifteen hundred dollars. Oh my

• 1:31:24

god. That's a deadly threat. Wow. For Magnus Bain. Holy

• 1:31:31

shit. That's a good that's a good deadly threat name. Yeah.

• 1:31:37

And what it really is. It's deadly threat. Magnus if you

• 1:31:41

want to send a message to the Ashes of Creation Twitch

• 1:31:45

account to give any suggestion about the type of deadly threat

• 1:31:49

you want and who you want to suffer it you may do so. That

• 1:31:54

is awesome. Thank you brother. That is very cool. That is

• 1:31:57

awesome. Or sister. Yeah. I'm not sure. Um working on that.

• 1:32:03

In your mind. Whisper a woman's voice. Soft and gentle. Almost

• 1:32:08

soothing. And as she says to you. He's hearing the same

• 1:32:13

thing. Nope. No his is the one after yours. Okay. The path you

• 1:32:17

tread. Is in the light. Oh that's pretty sick. Well,

• 1:32:25

we're fortunate that our way to live. Well, we're the light

• 1:32:28

pack. We are. So, like that's cool. Everything everything

• 1:32:33

around you pauses. But you are still able to move. It's as

• 1:32:37

though time has frozen. Perfect moment. So, I've seen two

• 1:32:41

responses. Thank you also Z for the pins. Yeah. You won't be

• 1:32:46

able to correlate who's. Yeah. Who's the domain? So, I've

• 1:32:50

heard let Chad decide and then rip Margaret. Oh. Is it? There's

• 1:32:56

five. There's no way to correlate who they are cuz

• 1:32:59

they're Twitch is not linked to their Extra Life account. We

• 1:33:01

have to message them on extra. Trust them on Twitch that

• 1:33:04

they're who they say they are. You're gonna trust nobody on

• 1:33:06

Twitch. I don't trust y'all. Give me. Don't kill me. Wow.

• 1:33:10

You're pointing them out. Yeah. It's a Magnus Bain 85.

• 1:33:14

Which which message came from that? Magnus Bain 85.

• 1:33:25

And it's a great question. That's fine. I'll let you know.

• 1:33:29

There is a Magnus Bain 85 in the chat right now. Yes. In the

• 1:33:32

chat. That makes more sense than random. Which one did you

• 1:33:34

say, Magnus? Z said that he said let chat decide. Let chat

• 1:33:38

decide. Very well. Okay. Chat, you guys can decide and

• 1:33:42

interface with the ashes. So, no time has frozen but you are

• 1:33:46

still able to move. The voice says, What knowledge do you

• 1:33:52

wish to know?

• 1:34:00

It's like the universe everything. Yeah. Yeah. That's

• 1:34:03

forty-two. That's an easy one. It is forty-two. See, the GM

• 1:34:07

knows. A time now on suspense. How much time do we have before

• 1:34:11

the world ends? And why were we why are we called him? What is

• 1:34:16

our purpose? What do you request of us? So, the voice is

• 1:34:22

requested of us. The voice says to you,

• 1:34:29

a great calamity has befallen the city of Cartham.

• 1:34:37

And the light pack desires to employ your services. And then

• 1:34:44

the voice disappears and time returns. Are we all in the

• 1:34:48

luxury apartment? No, no. It is it is something palatial. Not

• 1:34:52

an apartment. I thought something. Are we all in this

• 1:34:53

palatial area? Yes. I saw a really good. He's the one right

• 1:34:56

after. Who's the this one? I saw a really good comment. You're

• 1:34:59

also asking. He's the one right after. Powerball numbers. Oh,

• 1:35:01

I'm one off. Yeah. Twenty-nine. Yeah, it's four

• 1:35:03

twenty-nine. The one right after. I know.

• 1:35:10

Do you need me to highlight it for you? Your character may

• 1:35:14

gain an emblem. Sweet. What was your emblem reads that no

• 1:35:21

killing blow may befall you from a bludgeoning source.

• 1:35:26

Sweet. That's take it. That's not to say you can't be damaged

• 1:35:30

by it. Mm hmm. Just that you may not be killed. Nice. I'm not

• 1:35:34

really sure. It's not for like only a second. And the emblem

• 1:35:39

takes the form of a tattoo on your skin. Very nice. That

• 1:35:45

tattoo is that of a line at the bottom of which is a loop. And

• 1:35:56

in the middle is a perpendicular line that hooks.

• 1:36:06

So at least it's not the summoning darkness. You're

• 1:36:09

okay. Like this.

• 1:36:17

Like this. I did not imagine that. I can't see what you did.

• 1:36:22

I know but he just wants to know for his own sake. Just

• 1:36:27

show it to chat. Oh, okay. Show it to chat too. Uh alright,

• 1:36:30

let me draw it. Cards. A little bigger. Oh yeah. Yeah. Give me

• 1:36:33

that. Okay. Okay. Edit to his card. Yeah. Rohan roll a D8.

• 1:36:42

Alright. Rylas not Rohan. Yeah. Oh, Rylas. Sorry.

• 1:36:45

Apologies. Apologies. Apologies. Okay. Can you hold

• 1:36:48

this up to the camera? It's like an upside down. Can you

• 1:36:51

hold it up to one of the cameras? Okay, Rylas. As you

• 1:36:57

step through the portal. No, that one. You see a floating

• 1:37:06

worm. Floating worm. And it is swimming in the air. Okay. And

• 1:37:12

it's swimming and it's swimming across side to side. And it

• 1:37:18

approaches you. What size? Big worm or earthworm? This this

• 1:37:22

worm is about the size of a corgi. Okay. Okay. It's got

• 1:37:30

short legs. It's short. It doesn't have legs. It's a worm.

• 1:37:34

It's going to the spike of a flow. And it comes to you and

• 1:37:38

it has a weird little face. Uh do you remember the baby from

• 1:37:42

that uh um that uh dinosaur show? Not the mama. Not the

• 1:37:47

mama. Yeah. It's face looks like that. Okay. Okay. It

• 1:37:52

smiles. Okay. I adopt it. It can't be adopted. I can't. It's

• 1:37:59

adopted. After it's floating there just kind of like looking

• 1:38:02

at you as you're in this suspended kind of area between

• 1:38:08

space and time moving through the portal. It floats down to

• 1:38:12

your hand and you feel something strange happening in

• 1:38:16

your hand. As you exit the portal, an additional finger

• 1:38:21

has grown from the side of your arm. Six fingers. That's a six

• 1:38:26

finger weirdo. You gain one permanent dex. Oh. Oh ****

• 1:38:32

that's fancy. Sure. You you touched the screen. I rolled

• 1:38:37

some terrible. Can I use a hero point? By the way, if the

• 1:38:40

chat, what? Can I use a hero point to make that to re-roll

• 1:38:43

that? You cannot. No. That one. Uh by the way, if the chat can

• 1:38:46

guess from you can't say it. From what show I described that

• 1:38:53

worm. You will get props. Get their hopes up. They're like,

• 1:39:00

what do we get? And Rylos is just lucky none of us will get

• 1:39:03

a prop. You know what? I think someone replied Stargate.

• 1:39:06

Nope, not Stargate. But we love Stargate. I do love Stargate.

• 1:39:11

Never ending. Never ending story. I played in it. Dragon

• 1:39:16

Prince. Nope. Only ten more seconds. Dune. Ten more

• 1:39:19

seconds. Star Trek original. No. No. Someone said Star Trek.

• 1:39:25

Star Trek. What kind of a Star Trek? Three, two, next

• 1:39:29

generation. One next generation. Barkley. It was

• 1:39:34

Barkley from Star Trek. He saw it in the transporter. His

• 1:39:36

little worm that used to swim towards him. Oh, sorry. True

• 1:39:39

story. Okay, this is yours. Do you have a spumble? I don't

• 1:39:45

think so but I do cast spells. I would assume that Steve is

• 1:39:50

gonna be very bopped. Wait, why? What happened? You can't kill the GM. Yes, you can't.

• 1:39:58

Oh good. Oh good. Oh good. Oh good. Oh wait. Oh good. Oh no. Oh my. Oh

• 1:40:04

no. How'd you know I was good? Oh no. Yeah, that is much easier

• 1:40:11

for us to do is pull us in. That's unacceptable. You may

• 1:40:15

give me another roll. Next, next three questions. On the

• 1:40:18

Ankh symbol that was shown earlier, what movie had that in it?

• 1:40:24

Eight thousand twenty. What movie had the Ankh and I will

• 1:40:28

give you a clue. Sanctuary. That's all I'm gonna say.

• 1:40:31

Oh, I do it. Anyone? It's killing me. Guess your age.

• 1:40:35

Do you have any answers?

• 1:40:47

Looking for answers. Who is Euler? Nope. It is from a movie.

• 1:40:54

Okay. And your firefly. Sanctuary. This will occur

• 1:40:58

shortly. Right. Uh oh. So mine, he's not telling us what mine

• 1:41:03

is. He said it will occur shortly. Okay. You all. Were

• 1:41:07

those all wild magics? Yeah, we need to remove. All of you can

• 1:41:10

remove one wild magic. Just right. We don't remove. Yeah.

• 1:41:14

Just put it in the used file. And thank you guys for the

• 1:41:16

donations. Very awesome. Deeply appreciate it. Whoa. Well,

• 1:41:20

while this uh I don't know why I did that. Thing pants out.

• 1:41:24

You have a revive from Sir Lowthor of a thousand dollars.

• 1:41:30

I'm sorry. What? Say it again. A revive donation. What happened?

• 1:41:33

A revive donation of a thousand dollars. Oh my god. Another

• 1:41:39

revive? Second deadly threat. You are awesome. What? Wait.

• 1:41:43

The hell? Followed by a second deadly threat. Oh my god. Is

• 1:41:48

that second deadly threat targeted? Fifteen hundred

• 1:41:50

again? Is that a Sam? From who? Stephen you have three.

• 1:41:53

Arctic Elysium. Oh my god. You have three. It's the threat

• 1:41:57

sandwich. You guys are gonna die. You have three deadly

• 1:42:00

threats right now. We have two revives. That's right. And then

• 1:42:03

not all. This is amazing. With a revive. Oh my god. Three

• 1:42:08

revive. Bring it on GM. Candyland. Oh my god. What does

• 1:42:12

that put us at? What are we at? We're at three revives total

• 1:42:15

right now. What's the total team? Total team is twenty

• 1:42:19

five thousand nine hundred. What?

• 1:42:26

That concludes today's adventure. Time to go home.

• 1:42:31

No no no. We're here for twenty-five twenty-four hours.

• 1:42:34

Twenty-five. Twenty-five hours technically. Oh my gosh. You

• 1:42:37

guys are amazing. Yes. Thank you guys. Wild Magic to use. This

• 1:42:42

is wonderful. No, you don't need to move it. You just need

• 1:42:44

to edit the one slide. I can edit for you. Where's it used?

• 1:42:46

Because he doesn't have an app. Yeah, it's not installed. Oh

• 1:42:49

my god. What is your problem? That's the problem. Chad is

• 1:42:54

saying we need to double the goal. We'll see. Well, we need

• 1:42:58

to get past this place. Oh, yes. Okay. So, who's the Chad

• 1:43:01

or Chad? Chad. Chad. Chad. Okay. Who's Chad? Who's Chad?

• 1:43:04

Some sort of guy. John, you actually have four Wild Magic

• 1:43:07

sound. I like the Chad guy. Yeah. You guys are in this

• 1:43:15

palatial building. Okay. Ready. Okay. A woman approaches

• 1:43:20

dressed in a very elegant and rich appearing um gown. She is

• 1:43:30

wearing a crown made of diamonds and platinum. I have

• 1:43:36

to recognize her. You may roll knowledge nobility. How about

• 1:43:40

a twenty-two? That's pretty good. Is there is there you

• 1:43:45

are aware that this is the Duchess Corina. Duchess

• 1:43:52

Corina. Also, uh because we're on a roll, not off just drop

• 1:43:58

the race change for $500. Oh my gosh. We've got a few race

• 1:44:03

changes. You are awesome. You guys are awesome. Thank you.

• 1:44:06

Okay, we need to pause just so we can get some storyline in.

• 1:44:09

Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 1:44:12

The Duchess Corina approaches and she says to you, welcome.

• 1:44:18

Thank you for responding with such short notice to my request

• 1:44:23

at your presence. I sweep my robes aside and I bow deeply. I

• 1:44:28

look at her. She gives you a nod of acknowledgement. I bow to

• 1:44:31

her and say, milady. She nods to you as well. Seeing my

• 1:44:35

companion do that, I will follow in suit of bowing. She

• 1:44:37

nods to all of you. I don't really bow but the cat does.

• 1:44:41

She says, oh, she says, please. We do not have much time.

• 1:44:47

Will you join me in the other room? I must warn you that now

• 1:44:53

is not a time of calm. The individuals with whom you are

• 1:44:57

about to speak with may appear distressed but do not allow

• 1:45:03

that to alarm you. I have a lot of experience with that. I was

• 1:45:07

about to say I have a person just for you. She said, I am

• 1:45:10

sure that you will appear calm. You appear as a calm

• 1:45:17

gentleman. I turned to my partner and said, who is the

• 1:45:21

most diplomatic among us? Diplomacy plus. No, no, no. I

• 1:45:25

don't look that guy. I ignore the guy. I diplomacy plus five.

• 1:45:28

That's like you should have a plus. I am talking to

• 1:45:33

people. The end of the world is not how's the other

• 1:45:36

everyone's else diplomacy or charisma? Alright, I guess

• 1:45:41

Kermit is. Death lock. That's that's locked. You will deny.

• 1:45:48

Oh, oh, yeah. That's there. That's our first headset

• 1:45:52

failure. So you who rolled the nobility check me and what

• 1:45:58

you get? Twenty-two. So you know that this is Duchess

• 1:46:03

Karina Elamar. Okay. And the Elamar's are a long since

• 1:46:08

descendants of the nobility of the Alyn Empire. And they've

• 1:46:13

kept their titles. You're aware that the system of

• 1:46:17

government within the Alyn Empire is a combination of

• 1:46:24

council, democratic and some of which are appointed by the

• 1:46:29

nobility. They have like a Senate. They have a similar

• 1:46:32

system to the Senate and then they also have a hybrid royal

• 1:46:38

family as well that serve a almost ceremonial role. Okay,

• 1:46:43

like England, like England. Okay, check. Okay. Is she part

• 1:46:46

of that ceremonial family? She is and how high up the tree is

• 1:46:50

she? She would be like a second or third tier to the throne.

• 1:46:55

Okay, got it. Yep. And she is married to a gentleman by the

• 1:46:59

name of Duke Fernal.

• 1:47:04

And that's uh FERN, O WL and Elmar spelled E-L-I-M-A-R.

• 1:47:12

Question. Do I see any mirrors around me? There are a number

• 1:47:15

of very ornate mirrors. Alright, I would like to look

• 1:47:19

through the mirror and observe my party currently.

• 1:47:24

Just in case you're looking through the mirror to observe

• 1:47:28

just to see if anyone's like a vampire or something or if

• 1:47:31

it's his thoughts like if they can. Yeah, how do I look in

• 1:47:34

the mirror and everything seems appropriate? Alright, very

• 1:47:36

well. We can trust her. Alright, as you enter in through

• 1:47:41

a hallway leading down a long path there, it is almost like

• 1:47:46

if you've ever been to um like the palace at Versailles.

• 1:47:49

Sure. Kind of like that long hallway with the mirrors and

• 1:47:51

the gold and all that kind of stuff. Like twenty foot

• 1:47:53

ceiling. Exactly. Correct. Yes. Paintings. And um at the end

• 1:47:57

of the hallway, uh there are two very uh ornately dressed

• 1:48:02

guardsmen um kind of like the Swiss Guard at the Vatican. Do

• 1:48:06

they seem ceremonial or actual combat veterans dressed? Oh,

• 1:48:09

they have very large halberds uh that they're holding. Okay,

• 1:48:12

well, I understand but do they seem like they're holding them

• 1:48:14

correctly? They appear ceremonial but with your

• 1:48:16

nobility check, you would understand that these guys are

• 1:48:19

probably the elite of the elite in combat. Got it. Best of the

• 1:48:23

best. The best of the best. The doors, they open the doors.

• 1:48:27

They step forward, grab each of the doors, and open both at

• 1:48:30

once, right? And then they stand to attention and inside,

• 1:48:33

you see a round table with about twenty seats. Are they

• 1:48:37

all full? Uh half of them are full. Just about. There's ten

• 1:48:41

people or so that are there. Is there an elevated seat? Um

• 1:48:46

there is not. There is not an elevated seat. They're all

• 1:48:49

seated proportionally to each other. Understood. And at one

• 1:48:53

of them, as soon as the doors open, you hear shouting from

• 1:48:56

within the room. Uh people arguing with each other um about

• 1:49:01

something that you can't discern quite yet. Okay. Right.

• 1:49:05

And as you um are following the Duchess, she steps in and she

• 1:49:11

says, may I present? She points to you guys. Lord Alistair.

• 1:49:23

That's not the denier. Lord Deslock, the denier. Francis of

• 1:49:29

Lord Francis of Holbrooke. Holbrooke. Lady Odette. Vivorno.

• 1:49:39

Vivorno.

• 1:49:45

Lord Rylas. Jim Santancorous. And Lord Jim. Jim. Jim. Jim.

• 1:49:54

Jim. Jim. Jim. You're saying it wrong. Santacorous. It's like

• 1:49:58

cantor but without the can. To be fair, I'm not a lord. I'm a

• 1:50:01

brother. You are all lords now. Oh, please. Take a seat. And

• 1:50:10

uh the groom grows quiet from their bickering. And the

• 1:50:13

gentleman stands kind of hefty, big belly. He's wearing very

• 1:50:20

nice clothing. Is this Duke for now? To recognize him? I am

• 1:50:26

Duke for now. Welcome. And thank you for attending this

• 1:50:32

meeting, he says.

• 1:50:37

We have a situation. And I needed the best. Some people

• 1:50:45

rolled their eyes when he says this at the table. The best to

• 1:50:50

aid in discovering the meaning of the events from two nights

• 1:50:54

ago. I'm sure all of you heard the loud thunder rolled across

• 1:51:00

the night sky. What you may not be aware of.

• 1:51:11

Is that it came from the city of Carphin.

• 1:51:17

We need to understand what's happened there. I would like to

• 1:51:22

commission you to make your way to Carphin and this will be no

• 1:51:26

easy endeavor, he says. The roads are fraught with danger

• 1:51:30

as you are well aware. The enemy forces are pressing our

• 1:51:35

city. There's not much time left. What say you? I rise my

• 1:51:42

seat shuffling back out. We're ready to proceed. Is it billy

• 1:51:47

your clothes? I don't need a billet. I would like to add

• 1:51:51

surely we will also be receiving some since it's very

• 1:51:56

dire. Some equipment to help us on a journey. I roll my eyes at

• 1:52:03

that. I'm like really? Excuse my friend. No, no, no, please.

• 1:52:10

Your friend is quite right. This is a harrowing adventure

• 1:52:14

and you may make use of any of our armories remaining supplies.

• 1:52:21

Emphasis on remaining. It's a fair call. Yeah, is is there am

• 1:52:28

I aware that there's like a mages guild or association here?

• 1:52:32

You are aware that the universities have a number of

• 1:52:36

different organizations of which contain different mages

• 1:52:39

and their focuses. Is fast travel an option from the city?

• 1:52:42

Unfortunately, fast travel has not been an option ever since

• 1:52:45

the Harpens arrived. Okay. So yeah, there's an enemy

• 1:52:48

nearby. You can't. We don't know that yet. You would likely

• 1:52:53

be aware of that. Okay. Harpens arrived a little over two

• 1:52:56

months ago and upon their arrival immediately, the fast

• 1:53:00

travel options that are not portal dependent right were

• 1:53:04

removed. So that's like teleportation dimension door

• 1:53:08

any type of teleportation movement is not accessible to

• 1:53:11

you since we've seen a massive refugees arrive. Are we assuming

• 1:53:15

the stables are overflowing with surplus horses and things

• 1:53:18

like that? You may have your pick of the finest steed. Okay.

• 1:53:22

Perfect. Like excellent. However, I must warn you that

• 1:53:27

those who ride on horseback have not been heard from. It is

• 1:53:35

more likely that you should take a less. Obvious route of

• 1:53:42

transportation, perhaps on foot, perhaps within the

• 1:53:45

under. Alright. Is there an entrance nearby? You have

• 1:53:50

access to our maps. Okay. So we will hit the car. Could we also

• 1:53:56

perhaps per chance acquire a guide that will guide us to the

• 1:53:59

underworld? I'm afraid I have no guides that I can spare that

• 1:54:03

are probably willing to go. He looks at you as you say that

• 1:54:08

and he gives you a nod. So there's a suicide mission. No,

• 1:54:13

it's not suicide. It is a mission for heroes. Some fear

• 1:54:16

there are not many days remaining for us. This is less

• 1:54:21

a suicide mission and more a last chance mission. Wanna live

• 1:54:26

forever. You may cower here within the city or you may come

• 1:54:33

forth with the heroes of noun. Your reputation will last days

• 1:54:42

and justice must be served. Those of you who have not been

• 1:54:49

speaking with the Duke may make perception checks. Oh, you

• 1:54:54

have to use your roles, right? You must use your roles that

• 1:54:58

you have assigned to you. If any we were speaking. Oh, we

• 1:55:02

have to. Okay. So everyone but Cliff and me, I guess. So, can

• 1:55:05

I use my one now? You have to use your one that well or or

• 1:55:09

any other twenty. You can choose to use a twenty or not.

• 1:55:12

One. Alright. Well, they get their roles going on or you

• 1:55:17

could do an inspiration roll. It's shout outs to not off

• 1:55:22

for the ability decrease of $300. Thank you. Not off. You

• 1:55:26

are unbelievable. Yeah. Wow. The phenin with the $200 for a

• 1:55:31

magic item. Whoo. Shaka con. We'll have that magic item with

• 1:55:37

the incentive doom. I'll find it. Okay. Phenan with another

• 1:55:42

wild magic item. Oh my gosh. And then Magistro with a $33

• 1:55:47

donation just to let us know cannonballs in effect. Nice.

• 1:55:52

What is cannonball? Oh no. We're supposed to do the pool.

• 1:55:54

We hit the goal. Oh yeah. Oh. We're going to if we hit the

• 1:55:59

pie to the face, we're going to pie him to the face and then

• 1:56:01

we're all going to jump in the pool. I think it's a plan. Yeah.

• 1:56:03

Oh my god. Hold on. So at the end, just to be clear, you're

• 1:56:07

going to pie me in the face and then throw me in the pool.

• 1:56:10

Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. I can't see less throwing you

• 1:56:13

more. You're going to willingly participate in jumping. It's

• 1:56:16

going to be fine. Oh my gosh. You know what to do is you get

• 1:56:19

one of our folding chairs, set it next to the pool edge, pie

• 1:56:22

me, and then push me in. Yes, it might not be as high

• 1:56:27

quality because the the camera out there is going to be a

• 1:56:29

little. We can use the phone. I thought yeah, we do an

• 1:56:32

additional pie. That's fine. All we need is audio for the

• 1:56:35

screaming. So we all pie and we jump in, give you a little

• 1:56:38

speech, and then we jump in. Oh, that's true. That is awesome.

• 1:56:42

You pie yourself. Very cool. You guys are killing it. I love

• 1:56:45

it. Alright. So, yes, go ahead. Per chance in that armory, can

• 1:56:50

we find our magic items? You know nothing about the armory

• 1:56:53

yet. Okay. You have not attended it. Very well. Real

• 1:56:55

quick. Perceptions. Perceptions. Twenty, uh Nat

• 1:56:59

twenty you have? No, it was bubble plus my thirteen. I

• 1:57:02

didn't use my Nat twenty. You have to use that one of them.

• 1:57:06

One of them. You can choose or inspiration or do. Do I have a

• 1:57:11

Nat one? Check if you have inspiration. You have two Nat

• 1:57:14

twenties. Inspirations are voluntary. They're used when we

• 1:57:17

want to. I use the Nat one as well. You have two Nat

• 1:57:19

twenties right now and you have an inspiration. So, you could

• 1:57:22

use that. Inspiration is rolling two and picking the

• 1:57:25

highest. I'll use an inspiration. Okay. Okay, roll

• 1:57:28

two. Roll a second die cuz you're on the seven already. No,

• 1:57:31

I rolled a sixteen and I rolled a one. So, we'll take a

• 1:57:33

sixteen. Plus thirteen. So, twenty-nine. Twenty-nine.

• 1:57:37

Nice. I'll mark that you used that. You know and is that all?

• 1:57:41

What'd you guys roll? Uh Nat one. Nat one. So, Nat one.

• 1:57:49

I will text you what you see. I was distracted by the

• 1:57:52

injustice that was happening over there. I will text you. Do

• 1:57:58

you have slack? I do. I have slack and text. I have both. So,

• 1:58:02

I'll do I'll do slack so you can record it either.

• 1:58:08

We got a little message from San Diego Extra Life. Love this

• 1:58:16

team. Thank you for raising money for the for the kids in

• 1:58:19

San Diego. This is Ashley with Radius Children's Hospital.

• 1:58:23

Yeah. Thank you guys. That's awesome. That is our

• 1:58:28

community. Yeah. The the gaming community MMORPG is always

• 1:58:33

awesome and they always come and show up. Um okay. So, Jason,

• 1:58:39

uh you may see this. Uh somebody brought up a good point.

• 1:58:44

It's apparently like 66 degrees. Should I turn the pull

• 1:58:46

on so it's like one? No, it's better if it's chilly. Yeah,

• 1:58:49

we we're not gonna do that tomorrow, right? Are you aware

• 1:58:53

of what 66 degrees feels like? Pulling their punch? I've I've

• 1:58:57

you're not going to probably we probably want to warm it up at

• 1:59:00

least tomorrow morning. Yeah. Well, I won't be jumping into

• 1:59:03

this. Why not? Because it's beyond my budget to replace.

• 1:59:09

Okay. You can take the robe up but everything else. Sure.

• 1:59:12

We're nothing underneath. Are there any? I have to go on

• 1:59:17

stream. Oh no. Some people go like, oh my god. Any additional

• 1:59:22

way I always feel. No, especially not. Okay. Anything

• 1:59:26

that you all would like to continue treating with the Duke

• 1:59:29

and Duchess on. No, we need to go. Time is short. Okay. No

• 1:59:33

other questions. No other thoughts. No other comments.

• 1:59:35

Like so under one first and then do we is there any other

• 1:59:39

turn around so that on the room there are a number of routes

• 1:59:42

from which you could derive with our maps. Who am I close

• 1:59:46

to? You are seated at the table in this order. Okay. And

• 1:59:52

additionally, as of course, you're asking these questions

• 1:59:55

and treating with them, the Duke and Duchess say, if you

• 1:59:59

would like, you may partake in this breakfast and then you may

• 2:00:07

be on your way to the armory to inspect any needs that you

• 2:00:10

might have there and of course, access the maps and be on your

• 2:00:15

way about trail rations will be fine. What do you mean? We're

• 2:00:18

in a rush very well. We don't have time to die. Okay. Well,

• 2:00:24

regardless as you're saying that these plates are being

• 2:00:26

served in front of you, you don't have to eat them if you

• 2:00:28

don't want to. The plates are being served in front of the

• 2:00:30

other attendance to the meeting as well. Okay. And as are you

• 2:00:35

whispering kind of to them? Both of them. Yes. Both of them.

• 2:00:39

No, that I don't. We should we shouldn't stick around. No, no,

• 2:00:43

no. Let's go with that. We need to make sure he misheard you.

• 2:00:46

No, that's perfect. That is absolutely perfect. He starts

• 2:00:50

eating. Wow.

• 2:00:54

And I'm and I spin around and I head towards the armory and

• 2:00:58

before that happens, you see one of the servers behind the

• 2:01:05

Duke and Duchess as they're serving the plates in front of

• 2:01:08

them. Uh huh. You hear the Duke make the sound.

• 2:01:16

And out from within his chest, you see a sword protruding. He

• 2:01:23

looks down his eyes wide with surprise. Looks over to his

• 2:01:29

wife who also is whimpering as a sword bursts through her

• 2:01:33

chest. I immediately brand my my mace and my shield and I run

• 2:01:38

forward. Is somebody behind them? Table to run across the

• 2:01:42

cutscene. Yeah. Roll initiative. Yeah. Are we all

• 2:01:45

rolling initiative? Yes. But before that happens, can I

• 2:01:48

inquire? Oh, do we have to take about our enemy rolls again?

• 2:01:50

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they're right behind the the

• 2:01:53

Duke and the Duchess. You can talk to them directly. The

• 2:01:56

sword slowly pulled from within the chest of the Duke and

• 2:02:02

Duchess as you see. These humans holding them. One draws

• 2:02:11

his finger across the blade and licks the blood and then he

• 2:02:16

puts it on his forehead in a strange symbol. Does it match

• 2:02:22

his tattoo? No. No. Okay. Just want to show you a different

• 2:02:25

symbol. It's a circle and in the circle, there are three

• 2:02:29

prongs that lead inward. Okay. Like that? Nope. It's it's

• 2:02:35

near a spare. Yeah. How do you make it so big in my notes?

• 2:02:45

In this little break, Arc Infinity, thank you for the

• 2:02:49

$35 almost as if deepening and then something you can look and

• 2:02:55

get locked inside and then Danny Backler, thank you for the

• 2:02:59

one of fifty. Do you want to set up the? Were you using?

• 2:03:04

Yeah, we need to set the room up for your thing. What? For

• 2:03:08

your role. No, I rolled for me and I roll for my cat. You have

• 2:03:12

inspiration and a net twenty. So, you have to use it. Oh, I

• 2:03:14

have to use that. I need a maybe a map. Okay. Uh and I will

• 2:03:20

use. Oh, so we have to use it each time. So, I'll use

• 2:03:22

inspiration for my I'll use my for my initiative. I can't. I

• 2:03:27

shouldn't have to use it for. I use a net. No one that will

• 2:03:30

put me at nine. Yeah. You pick the highest. Okay, stand by.

• 2:03:35

We'll be setting up the encounter. Oh, you want to

• 2:03:38

change this to be like a

• 2:03:43

Alright. Might not want to be gone. I made all the tower

• 2:03:46

maps already. They're ready to rock and roll but these weren't

• 2:03:50

me. These are cool though. Yeah. There's like fish on there.

• 2:03:55

Do you got, I don't know if you guys can see it. There's like

• 2:03:58

little fruit baskets and stuff. And tables inside. Cool.

• 2:04:07

Yeah, it's populated. I know they're just standing and

• 2:04:10

eating. Wasn't worth the performance budget. Yeah,

• 2:04:15

there's stuff inside of them. Yeah. It's cool.

• 2:04:26

Yeah, they're pretty cool. I love building dungeons and

• 2:04:30

stuff.

• 2:04:36

Those are cozy little house houses. What? Cozy little

• 2:04:41

houses. Cozy little houses.

• 2:04:47

It's not really a break. It's just they're grabbing the map.

• 2:04:50

So, they need to swap this. Putting a new map. Which means

• 2:04:54

we probably do need to move this one. No one came to me.

• 2:05:03

In the meantime, chat. How are you doing? How's the stream?

• 2:05:07

How's it looking and sounding for you guys?

• 2:05:16

All great. Nice. Nice. Good to hear. I still can't believe

• 2:05:21

it. We've already hit so many donation goals. Well, while

• 2:05:25

we're on a break here, I can just kind of repeat some stuff

• 2:05:28

for those of you who maybe haven't been sticking with us

• 2:05:31

the entire time. Kind of reiterating some things that we

• 2:05:37

have going on here. So, first and foremost, we did hit a few

• 2:05:41

milestones. So, I don't know if we wanna kinda go over those

• 2:05:43

too. What are we, what are we at donation wise? We are at as

• 2:05:48

a group, 27,000. Oh. So, twenty. So, 27,000. Yes, we hit

• 2:05:55

the ultimate dunk tank. So, we've already unlocked. Start

• 2:05:58

with this. The Aurea Tower Challenge. Um a ton of Alpha

• 2:06:01

Two giveaways. The blindfold drawing challenge. Chubby Bunny.

• 2:06:05

Um we've got a little lore unlock that has been made. Yoga

• 2:06:10

challenge. Dinosaur lightsaber battle. Um got your back

• 2:06:15

challenge which is gonna be interesting. The chopsticks

• 2:06:17

challenge is back but it's a little different this year. Um

• 2:06:21

and then we have our Disney sing sing along as well as a

• 2:06:25

memory challenge. Salty Gamers. The Death Nut Challenge. Um and

• 2:06:30

we have our dunk tank and ultimate dunk tank and we also

• 2:06:32

have a second unlock information unlock and we're

• 2:06:36

super close to the pie to the face which is at 29,000 if we

• 2:06:39

wanna show that next block. Um and we'll also have six more

• 2:06:43

key giveaways if we hit 30,000. Uh so that's pretty exciting.

• 2:06:49

You guys donated so much. I have to update so many of these

• 2:06:53

so fast. Yeah. And we'll be, we'll make sure we do all of

• 2:06:56

them by the end of the stream. We'll space them out. So, what

• 2:06:58

we have is every fourish hours, we have a little break and then

• 2:07:03

during those breaks, we'll be doing the milestone updates

• 2:07:05

um where we'll be doing challenges. We we won't do

• 2:07:08

them necessarily in the order that they're there um cuz you

• 2:07:10

know, some are more complicated than others uh but we will, we

• 2:07:13

will honor them by the end of the stream for sure. Um very

• 2:07:17

exciting. Uh I know Zim really wants to do it. Uh John and I

• 2:07:24

have already done it. John said he would do it again but he

• 2:07:26

doesn't wanna do it all the way. Yeah, that's crazy. I did

• 2:07:32

it once and I really don't want to do it again. The death nut

• 2:07:35

challenge. Yeah, not your jam. It's spicy. Come on. Let's do

• 2:07:39

it. It's a death nut. You do five. You escalate. So, it's

• 2:07:43

one night and then you can stop. You keep eating. You'll do

• 2:07:46

it. It's a challenge. Oh my gosh. Alright. Well, we got the

• 2:07:49

two challenges. You can only stop early. Yeah, you can. You

• 2:07:51

can stop at the first night. There's five total. I'll do

• 2:07:54

maybe the first night. I'll talk about it. Get out of here.

• 2:08:01

And I do actually have a question for you. What's the

• 2:08:04

little look behind the scenes? Um have you ever done that

• 2:08:08

like challenge where you wear like the headphones that are

• 2:08:11

slightly delayed? Oh, you have to figure out what someone's

• 2:08:13

saying or something? So, and then you have to like hear

• 2:08:17

yourself at a slight delay and try and try to talk. Oh. So, to

• 2:08:21

sync up the audio for you guys, I have to have a delay in what

• 2:08:24

I hear. Oh. So, I'm hearing myself at a delay and

• 2:08:29

attempting to talk to you. So, when I fumble my words about

• 2:08:33

700 times here, I'm gradually making myself. I'm used to

• 2:08:38

hearing myself from podcast stuff cuz we always have to

• 2:08:42

hear what we're hearing in our head. It's very weird. I know.

• 2:08:51

There'll be a certain moment where I have to like pause

• 2:08:52

cuz my brain has to catch up. Oh, Lucy, come here. Oh, yes.

• 2:08:58

Kitty. You guys want to see a kitty? Hello, baby. Oh, she's

• 2:09:03

purring. Yeah, let's see Georgie. Hi, Lucy. Calm down,

• 2:09:10

baby girl. They're kind of a little scared cuz it's loud.

• 2:09:15

It's okay. You'll get used to it after a little bit of time.

• 2:09:19

Hey, hey, hey.

• 2:09:30

She's going. There's a cat underneath you. Watch out.

• 2:09:34

It's not all good enough. She goes. You're a little scared. I

• 2:09:38

don't know why she's so scared today. Yeah, that's Lucy. It's

• 2:09:42

been a while since I've seen you last year. Yeah. I'm in

• 2:09:49

between. Wherever they whichever they uh all the stars with a

• 2:09:53

bow. So, throw them into the right of me. I'm the one with

• 2:09:56

the shield.

• 2:10:03

Look, don't talk about my Halloween costume. You all asked

• 2:10:07

for that. I said, what would you like me to dress up for

• 2:10:09

Halloween for Ashes of Christian stream and you'd you

• 2:10:12

know, they want the they want the the the yeah. Oh, the

• 2:10:16

streamer. Oh, missed it. Did you you missed it? People are

• 2:10:20

posting it in our in our Slack General channel. I. So, there's

• 2:10:24

two. He said there are three. I thought I gave you those

• 2:10:30

three. Oh, uh okay. So, and we're not we're not gonna put

• 2:10:33

the NPCs in. Oh, no. They flee. They immediately huddle

• 2:10:37

around the table. They're like old. I'm in between. Why is he

• 2:10:42

like we're sending you off and like are those are those people

• 2:10:45

not also being sent? It's just they're just like they're like

• 2:10:48

uh aristocracy. Yeah, they're just here to witness. They're

• 2:10:52

here to they're like the board of governors. They're like

• 2:10:56

agreeing with this and understanding. I have done an

• 2:10:58

outfit change because I'm no longer with you in spirit as a

• 2:11:01

member but now I must reside as a bearer of bad news. Oh no.

• 2:11:08

Yes. And uh I shall help orchestrate the events

• 2:11:14

occurring. I am not against you or for you. I'm merely a

• 2:11:17

narrator and just briefly laughing at the guy. Yes. He has

• 2:11:23

any okay. This is the boat happens. It's for me. The boat

• 2:11:26

happened for you. Every year, Steven, they always vote for

• 2:11:29

me. Do you have multiple deadly threats? Yes. And then how

• 2:11:31

many there's three. There's three. One is popular. One is

• 2:11:36

Margaret and the other and the was the second place. Uh who

• 2:11:40

was second place? Also uh Arctic. I want to Margaret and

• 2:11:44

Maggie hold on Arctic. I always seem one to be the devil. So

• 2:11:48

I'm here. Okay. Zim's one. Margaret's one. Who's the third

• 2:11:51

one for Adam? Would you set up the table and everything? I did

• 2:11:55

and then I actually Adam if you want to put them on the person

• 2:11:57

that way, that'll help me too. So, can we reorient the map

• 2:12:01

camera so that it's on the map there? I can pull. I can pull

• 2:12:04

this a little bit too. Uh not towards the light. Not towards

• 2:12:07

the light. Don't go towards the light. I know I told you to

• 2:12:10

not go away but do it the other way. Stay away from the

• 2:12:12

light, Caroline. I'm managing it. Do not go. Do not pass. Go.

• 2:12:17

I know. That's from before. We didn't get that person. Okay.

• 2:12:23

You can email that person and ask them then. If they don't

• 2:12:25

respond, we'll do random. Give it to a random person. Okay.

• 2:12:31

So, each oh and and the third dude also stabbed somebody in

• 2:12:37

the chest. You don't know who they stabbed because

• 2:12:39

unfortunately, you guys did not converse. Look, I was about to

• 2:12:44

say something but I didn't want to interrupt. Yeah, I was about

• 2:12:46

to ask about that. I was going to ask what lots of about this

• 2:12:49

happens and then we're going to speak up. You gotta move quick.

• 2:12:51

So, just interrupt you. I'm in. I'll interrupt you in the

• 2:12:54

middle. Well, not the cutscene. If you don't make your comment

• 2:12:56

before the cutscene, it's lost. I was just waiting for my turn.

• 2:12:59

Well, there's no I was you were like I heard well, we're

• 2:13:03

ready. We're actually ready for it. So, we should get a

• 2:13:06

trigger box that that spawned the cutscene. So, like by that

• 2:13:09

time, it's done. I was going to ask about our enemies but

• 2:13:12

yeah, it's unfortunate. Yeah, I was going to. The other one

• 2:13:15

stabbed somebody also licked the blood and did the little

• 2:13:18

thing on the forehead. Okay. So, it was three of them. Do you

• 2:13:22

have my books? Where are the books? There were books here.

• 2:13:26

Yes, ultimate. I think it's a NPC codex. And I have a bunch

• 2:13:32

of magic items here too. Okay, I'm ready to shoot my arrow.

• 2:13:36

Is my mic bad? Can you hear my mic? Okay. It shouldn't be bad.

• 2:13:41

Testing one two test test bagel. Okay. Pop tart. No.

• 2:13:49

Alright. Testing testing. One, two, three. One of them says.

• 2:13:57

On it on their initiative. This is still part of the

• 2:14:00

cutscene. Six seconds, Steven. No, I'm just kidding. One of

• 2:14:04

them says after licking the blood from their fingers.

• 2:14:11

It's so sweet. All of you shall fall.

• 2:14:17

True might and power shall rise. Long have we awaited this

• 2:14:24

day. He says. I try to use like note that the monsters are

• 2:14:30

sentient. Yeah, it's hard to I think these are very visibly

• 2:14:34

humans. And there's only three of them. And there's only three

• 2:14:36

of them. These are not monsters. So, I've already

• 2:14:39

rolled. We're ready to go. Yeah. I had a leg up. Do I get a

• 2:14:42

bonus for that? As a matter of fact, any of you who have knowledge religion.

• 2:14:48

Oh, I do. May make an occult check. Oh, let me see if I

• 2:14:52

have any roles that I need to use. This is not a GM request.

• 2:14:57

This is a choice if you choose to make it. Okay, so we don't

• 2:15:00

use our. You don't have to use. You can't but you have. I

• 2:15:03

can't. No, you can't. Can you use the good ones then? You

• 2:15:05

can't. You can't use that. Can't even the good ones? Wow.

• 2:15:09

Can you use inspire? No, because I thought we said the

• 2:15:13

inspire can. Combat roles unless it's a forced DM

• 2:15:16

role. For inspire, inspires will to pick the highest. You should be for

• 2:15:19

anything. Yeah. You want to burn it. Yes, that's true. That's

• 2:15:23

true. That's fine. If you want to burn it. Yeah. If you want to

• 2:15:25

inspires voluntary use. I think then I should have had to

• 2:15:28

burn that one. But I guess that was a little of. Right.

• 2:15:32

You can say. Yeah. Yeah. Stephen, are we using the same

• 2:15:37

rules about not one where it stops the full round attack?

• 2:15:42

No. Okay. No, it's too beneficial to the party. Seventeen.

• 2:15:47

Seventeen on all of your religion. You are unaware of

• 2:15:52

which but you have seen this symbol somewhere and you know it

• 2:15:59

is associated with some dark occults. Okay. That have

• 2:16:04

existed on Vera for many, many years. I feel like I gathered

• 2:16:08

that just from seeing him lick blood and put some weird

• 2:16:11

symbol thing on his head. That's all I can do.

• 2:16:15

I'm like, I'm here to fight you right now. I'm judgment is happening.

• 2:16:19

Initiatives that are 20 or higher. Any 20 or higher? 28. 28. Do I get a bonus for

• 2:16:25

my readiness and my. Any initiatives that are 15 or

• 2:16:29

higher? I'm at 21. Both. You're at 21. Does he get anything from

• 2:16:33

your perception? Does he gets to participate in surprise

• 2:16:36

round because he saw? No. No. No. I was busy trying to warn

• 2:16:40

you and this guy was. Any ten or higher? Wait. Question. Do we

• 2:16:43

have to use our? You may use inspiration or you must use a

• 2:16:48

doom or. What's the net? Twenty on this. Yes. If you have it,

• 2:16:54

you must. Okay. And then mine's at 31. On initiative. For initiative, yeah. Yeah.

• 2:16:58

You have to use with the weather. Alistair, what'd you get? And

• 2:17:00

desolator. Uh no, I used another one. Did you mark that you used it?

• 2:17:03

I don't have the app. I have a two. I rolled an actual. I used my net one

• 2:17:08

already. 18 and 17. And I used. This is a lot of work.

• 2:17:13

The 20. Originally, I was hoping everyone would

• 2:17:16

have it prepared. Okay. You used your net 20 and net one. Did you install the app?

• 2:17:20

By the way, you can do it too. It's actually promising to install it.

• 2:17:24

Oh, food is approaching. At least for Apple. Okay, well let's.

• 2:17:28

The initiative order is ready. Um and someone can be tasked with uh

• 2:17:34

grabbing the food. And I'll grab it in seconds. She when they come, I'll get it.

• 2:17:38

Alright. Okay. You all,

• 2:17:43

except for Zim, will not act in the surprise round.

• 2:17:47

Zim, you may act in the surprise round. Am I already standing

• 2:17:51

or when I said I stand up just right out of the room? As you placed your hand upon

• 2:17:55

the table to stand. Oh yeah, it's a yes or no. Oh wow.

• 2:17:59

That is when this occurred. So no. So the answer to your question

• 2:18:03

is no. Okay, got it. You got. And just to be clear, it is a movement action to

• 2:18:08

stand. Right. And if you utilize movement

• 2:18:13

action, you may not. Um oh no, it's five foot seven. Okay.

• 2:18:17

Alright. Um anybody want any daggers?

• 2:18:22

I'm about to check it out. Pass them out. Wait, why are we? There you go.

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You ready? Self-protection. Self-defense. Oh I have a mace actually.

• 2:18:33

Now you. Well, well she poked me so I need to. Okay, poke her back with the

• 2:18:37

floppy. You gotta do it in the camera shot.

• 2:18:41

That's really bad. Yeah. Uh all the things I'm thinking of.

• 2:18:47

This is like an escape. If you know like the uh the party's not gonna survive,

• 2:18:51

you commit seppuku with you.

• 2:19:02

I have my mace over there but it's gonna require a lot of effort for me to.

• 2:19:11

I'll get it during the break. My mace. Okay. Is it foam? Yeah, it's a foam mace.

• 2:19:18

This is real.

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Little is known to you about the background or origins

• 2:19:27

of this cult group. Okay.

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However, you do know

• 2:19:42

that within their

• 2:19:47

circles of these different cults that there is a deep admiration

• 2:19:54

for the deep aka. Wow.

• 2:20:03

Explains their symbol. One of them with their eyes glowing now

• 2:20:09

after having tasted blood. Creepy. You assume is some form of blood magic

• 2:20:15

perhaps.

• 2:20:18

They appear enraged.

• 2:20:23

One of them looks at you directly noticing that you have some knowledge of

• 2:20:29

them.

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And they draw a number of shurukens.

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Shurukens. The deadly threat to me.

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Cyber ninjas. Okay, you draw there. She throws at you

• 2:20:47

my shields. A flurry of blows. All right, let's see it. You will be

• 2:20:54

receiving five shurukens to the face. If they can

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hit, right? Correct. If they can hit you are flat-footed because you have not

• 2:21:01

acted this round. Oh, lame. Okay, 19 AC then. Your 19 AC.

• 2:21:05

Correct. There's a small possibility this could be a deadly threat. Wait, I thought

• 2:21:09

you need to be full attack action. You need a full round for flurry.

• 2:21:13

They're doing it. No, but you only get a surprise round as

• 2:21:15

standard action. That is actually true. Correct. Yes. So

• 2:21:19

the first attack they'll do is not that. That's right. Okay, so the first attack

• 2:21:22

she will do is actually. I got you. Thank you. You owe him. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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he's right. It's okay. They act first anyway, so they'll still do this. They

• 2:21:30

have a higher than 28 AC. No, you don't get to act in the surprise

• 2:21:34

round. They do. They also are top of the round.

• 2:21:36

Oh, and they have actually higher than a 31.

• 2:21:39

Damn. That's good. You're drawing their attention

• 2:21:43

because I get to go. Wow. Me and the kitty. It'll depend on.

• 2:21:47

We'll see how it goes. You and the kitty. Who's the kitty?

• 2:21:51

Yeah, a shuriken flies towards you.

• 2:21:56

With a 27 verse AC. Flat-footed. Yeah, it hits.

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Okay. And your head flies off.

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It can happen. You will now take. Is it glittering with poison? 1d2 plus 1

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damage along with 2d6 sneak attack.

• 2:22:18

Taking a poison check. Maybe. Uh oh. What are you? What are you?

• 2:22:24

You need to know. You're not going to damage.

• 2:22:28

You will receive. What's your AC?

• 2:22:32

11. AC is 20 but it's 19. You receive 12 damage

• 2:22:35

as the shuriken flies and strikes you in the arm.

• 2:22:42

In addition, you will make a fortitude save as the poison begins to course

• 2:22:47

through your veins. Let's see what I have.

• 2:22:50

You're right about the poison at least. I will take an insult. Fortitude save is a

• 2:22:55

DC 14.

• 2:22:58

All right.

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I will use my inspiration for that. So I need to roll 2d20s.

• 2:23:07

Take the highest. I rolled an 18 and I have a plus.

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As you said reflux. Very well. It's fortitude. You succeed

• 2:23:15

and your body fights back the poison. Thank you for the. The other

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one. Cultist throws a shuriken at Zim.

• 2:23:28

Wait. Oh that's right. Yeah. No I deserve it.

• 2:23:31

31 versus your flat-footed AC. Yeah. Flat foot. Yeah. 12 damage and

• 2:23:37

potential poison so good luck. Okay. I flat footed. 12 damage is

• 2:23:42

maybe high. You will take seven points of damage.

• 2:23:45

Oh. Like what? In addition, you will make a fortitude

• 2:23:51

save. Okay.

• 2:23:54

Come on. Fortitude. As a shuriken strikes you straight in the chest

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this little sharp star begins to. I'm going to use inspiration. Very

• 2:24:07

well. You may use inspiration. Okay.

• 2:24:11

12 or. I'm going with 12. Uh-oh. I did not fight it off. I didn't make

• 2:24:18

it. Did you fail? I yeah 12 was my highest. If

• 2:24:22

you would like you may use a hero point to add

• 2:24:24

four after the result. Yeah let's let's not end me right now. Just be aware

• 2:24:30

that by doing so you'll be reducing your total hero point

• 2:24:34

value from two to one which means you will no longer be able to utilize the

• 2:24:39

cheap death mechanic. That's right. I accept that.

• 2:24:42

I'm not ready to quit right now. Very well.

• 2:24:45

You succeed as a divine blessing adjusts your die roll. Cliff

• 2:24:52

I don't like your company's dice. No I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. You guys are

• 2:24:57

good. Oh you're good right now. You violated a sanctity.

• 2:25:03

Right. You didn't woo. Who was the third deadly threat?

• 2:25:07

My cat. Uh he emailed them but they haven't gotten a response yet.

• 2:25:11

Okay. Oh wait there were more than two? There were three. Yeah I don't know who

• 2:25:15

the third was. Yeah I know I saw I saw myself there.

• 2:25:20

You and you may roll a die. Okay. The lowest will be the recipient

• 2:25:28

of the deadly threat as well as you. Oh okay.

• 2:25:32

All right what's happening? Correct. D20. 13.

• 2:25:35

Five. 12. Seven. Oh Cliff that's long. I'm going to use a hero point

• 2:25:42

to reroll my die. I don't think it's going to be that. It

• 2:25:45

appears that death has found your doorstep. Do I get to roll?

• 2:26:01

That don't matter.

• 2:26:04

An attack as a shuriken flies. Okay not thinking about that.

• 2:26:12

30 versus your flat-footed AC. That's a hit.

• 2:26:15

We're part of the shuriken club. Yeah the three of us.

• 2:26:18

This reminds me like my other campaign. We don't roll for defense. We just

• 2:26:22

roll damage. We don't even roll attacks. You will take 10 damage.

• 2:26:25

Okay. The poison begins to course through your veins as you make a

• 2:26:29

fortitude save. All right I will use a

• 2:26:36

inspiration.

• 2:26:40

My first roll is 14 and my second roll is

• 2:26:45

14. 14 makes it. You know what you needed.

• 2:26:49

14 is my high. You succeed as the poison is pushed from your bloodstream.

• 2:26:54

Yay. Zim you may act in the surprise round.

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Please five foot step the characters away from the party.

• 2:27:04

My characters. Okay I'll go back. Okay since I'm 18 and my cat is

• 2:27:11

17. Should we just kind of go at the same time?

• 2:27:16

No they're same initiative. You may choose

• 2:27:20

on your turn if you would like your cat to move before you and act before you

• 2:27:24

or if you would like to act before you. Well since I'm before the cat I can

• 2:27:27

actually just wait. No no no. So technically the cat occurs on your

• 2:27:31

initiative and you get to choose if you want him to go first or after you.

• 2:27:34

Oh okay. Great. So kind of in concert. Yes.

• 2:27:39

Okay good. Remember it's a surprise round. You can only do

• 2:27:42

either one standard or one movement. Yeah the movement and a standard.

• 2:27:46

Uh just one or the other. One of the other. I can only move up to him. I can't actually

• 2:27:49

switch. You can either throw a ranged weapon from here or you can

• 2:27:53

move up to them. I'm gonna move up to them so I can beat

• 2:27:57

on them next round. Are you dramatically jumping on the

• 2:28:00

table and running towards them? Are you gonna run around?

• 2:28:02

No there's no running around needed. By the way. If the direct path

• 2:28:06

we're not. Any of you who are not currently going

• 2:28:09

next up is going to be the assassins again. Right.

• 2:28:13

You may go get food and bring it back if you'd like. It's in the kitchen.

• 2:28:17

Right. Check your headsets as I almost do it.

• 2:28:22

In the meantime. In the meantime. We have a few donation

• 2:28:27

updates. ARK infinity with a nat 20.

• 2:28:32

Or no he just 35 dollars nat 20s for the win. Thank you ARK.

• 2:28:36

We need them all. Mythical Bucky with a 35 dollar nat 20 donation. Is that our

• 2:28:43

Bucky or a different Bucky?

• 2:28:48

That's a Bucky I know. It's a different Bucky. Oh you're Bucky. I think it's my Bucky.

• 2:28:51

Is that my Bucky? Let me know. Mythical Bucky. Bucky. Oh yeah nat 20

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boost for Zim. Oh nice. All right well there we go.

• 2:29:02

Uh Danny Baker. Oh was that one mine?

• 2:29:07

Oh that's yeah oh no that's yeah that's that's mine too.

• 2:29:11

Yeah uh Danny Baker with a 50 donation for a nat one to a random player.

• 2:29:15

Thanks Danny. Anonymous gives us 10 dollars

• 2:29:19

as an inspiration. Thank you anonymous. Niksall with a 100 donation.

• 2:29:25

Wild Magic. Nice. Phone repair man with a 50 donation.

• 2:29:31

Right. DM gets another negative. Another anonymous donation

• 2:29:34

of 100 for a wild magic effect.

• 2:29:38

And then this one made me laugh when I saw it.

• 2:29:42

Oh. A 100 donation for a wild magic effect from Zim's

• 2:29:48

Las Vegas girlfriend. Nice. They're special.

• 2:29:56

Fantastic thank you. Thank you guys. Thank you. That's a lot of wild magic.

• 2:30:02

Yeah that's a lot. This is the most wild magic we've ever seen.

• 2:30:04

We've had more wild magic. It's for the children though. It's for the for the

• 2:30:08

children. For the children. So you just moved up to them correct?

• 2:30:13

Both of us. Me and the cat. All right so you and the cat both move up

• 2:30:17

to one of the cultists.

• 2:30:21

Yep. Now their turn again.

• 2:30:26

The cultist will five foot step back from you

• 2:30:30

Zim. He already he just did. I know it's their turn again.

• 2:30:34

Oh okay. Top of the round no longer a surprise round.

• 2:30:37

Right. Yep. And he will unleash a furry flurry of

• 2:30:44

blows. You want soup? Yes please. Let me get you soup. And

• 2:30:46

you want soup too. So um I'll probably get the tenders. It's

• 2:30:50

next round. How do we know he's going before us?

• 2:30:53

Uh they rolled a 34 on their initiative.

• 2:31:00

They had plus 15 and they rolled a 19. So what you're saying is there's no way.

• 2:31:04

Yeah. Well no. John was not even a 31. Oh but that's the max because I can't even

• 2:31:10

my pets got a seven and my initiative is a plus two. So

• 2:31:13

there's just no way we could beat that. The only way you could have beat it if

• 2:31:17

they rolled badly. They didn't. Okay.

• 2:31:22

You have five shurikens heading towards you.

• 2:31:26

I don't believe in them. If I don't believe them they can't hurt.

• 2:31:29

He says as he unleashes them

• 2:31:36

his name and he lets loose these different

• 2:31:40

shurikens all flying. I'm glad I'm uh I've got my

• 2:31:44

shield named Grace and I'll introduce him to my mace.

• 2:31:49

What's your what's your ac? 22. Okay these are at plus 16.

• 2:31:55

Both. What the 24. 25. Even. Miss

• 2:32:03

with a 19. Hit. Last one. So they all hit except for one. So

• 2:32:10

four hits out of five.

• 2:32:13

Do we have little dice? Um like dice setters?

• 2:32:21

Actually what you have acted this round so they don't get their sneak attack

• 2:32:25

damage which means these are just d2s plus one.

• 2:32:28

Okay. So it's four d2s plus four.

• 2:32:33

Four d2s plus four as the shurikens strike you.

• 2:32:37

That's going to be one and two is three plus two is five plus four is nine. You're

• 2:32:45

going to take nine damage and then you're going to make four

• 2:32:51

separate fortitude saves. DC 14. Okay. As the shurikens. Oh my goodness.

• 2:32:58

Oh my god. Careful.

• 2:33:01

Here we go. Thank you.

• 2:33:06

So oh that's 14.

• 2:33:10

18.

• 2:33:14

18. No no that's 22. Okay. 14 18 22.

• 2:33:21

10. 10. That's four. You're gonna plus four?

• 2:33:24

No uh no I'm not. You're gonna let it go through? I'm gonna let that one go

• 2:33:27

through. One of the shurikens strikes you.

• 2:33:31

In the neck.

• 2:33:34

As the poison begins to flow through your blood. Okay.

• 2:33:41

Roll a d2.

• 2:33:45

Any even die or a coin? What do you want the two to be? The lady

• 2:33:51

will be a two. Okay.

• 2:33:54

The lady. Your silver coin betrays you as you take two points of constitution

• 2:34:01

damage.

• 2:34:06

Uh conditions or adjustments? That would be under adjustments.

• 2:34:12

Please set a round tracker and set it to six. If I uh pop a

• 2:34:20

cure will that take care of that? No unless you have delay poison or

• 2:34:27

you have restoration. Okay. Or if you have an antidote which I

• 2:34:33

doubt you do. Antidote.

• 2:34:37

So what's happening? I'm getting I'm getting killed. He was struck by four shurikens.

• 2:34:43

Okay. Of which one successfully permeated his bloodstream with poison.

• 2:34:50

He has taken two points of constitution damage. It will last for six rounds.

• 2:34:55

Okay. And occur at the top of each round with a potential two successful fortitude

• 2:34:59

saves. Okay.

• 2:35:02

At the top of each round with a potential two successful fortitude saves

• 2:35:07

in consecutive order to remove the poison effect. Are you sure it's not under

• 2:35:12

conditions and not adjustments? I don't know. I think it's adjustments.

• 2:35:15

Ability score damage adjustments. Okay. The next assassin

• 2:35:24

fires a flurry of blows at you Margaret. Again? Oh yes. Plus 16.

• 2:35:31

Your flat footed AC? 19. So anything but a one or two.

• 2:35:39

What? Succeeds? Succeeds? That's how high I rolled that person

• 2:35:45

was. That's crazy. Succeeds? Well we're gonna eat wamps guys.

• 2:35:51

Five shurikens find their target. You will take 10d6

• 2:35:58

plus 10d2 plus 10. How much life do you have?

• 2:36:02

Like 53 left. Oh you're good.

• 2:36:06

You're fine. I mean I'm we're only level five so.

• 2:36:10

These are literally called and I quote deadly threats.

• 2:36:14

Which means in order for them to be considered deadly they must be able to

• 2:36:18

kill you. Well they're doing a fine job. Yes.

• 2:36:22

Congratulations donors.

• 2:36:25

I require little baby d6 dice.

• 2:36:32

I don't know where those are. Oh I think I know where these are.

• 2:36:36

How much? Oh you haven't done the damage yet.

• 2:36:41

Oh my gosh my knee hurts so bad. I hit it earlier on this thing.

• 2:36:49

So if you die in game do you die in real life too?

• 2:36:53

Some would say yes but it is a delayed death.

• 2:37:01

Yeah. Well we'll all die. It is true. For your lifespan.

• 2:37:04

Yes.

• 2:37:10

I'm hoping my crunching doesn't come through. I'm trying to hide it.

• 2:37:14

Someone said.

• 2:37:17

Hi. Oh yes please. Yes please. One second let me

• 2:37:27

lay my staff down.

• 2:37:38

I do not need my staff for such weak and defenseless

• 2:37:46

members of the light pact.

• 2:37:56

I'll roll the dice. Whoops. Whoops. Whoops. Whoopsies.

• 2:38:09

All right.

• 2:38:11

Perfect perfect. Rolling Margaret's damage.

• 2:38:21

Damage. Better be big damage. Plus nine is fourteen.

• 2:38:28

Hold on fourteen plus eight. Twenty-two. Don't worry about it.

• 2:38:33

Plus nine is thirty-one. Don't worry about it. Plus nine is forty. You'll take

• 2:38:38

forty plus. Forty damage. Five. Two. Lucy can make. Forty-two.

• 2:38:47

Well they donated for dead. Thank you. Forty-four.

• 2:38:52

Yeah all three of them. Yeah. Forty-six. Plus ten. You will take fifty-six points

• 2:38:58

of damage. Well I'm dead. No you're not. You're. I mean I'm

• 2:39:01

incapacitated. Yes. Yeah. Now you. He was like fifty-three.

• 2:39:05

You're fine and then he gives you fifty-six damage. Yeah you didn't die out right?

• 2:39:08

I thought it was forty-six then. Huh? Forty-six.

• 2:39:12

Plus ten. Plus ten he said. So I'm at negative three. Oh I apologize. It's plus

• 2:39:16

five because they're one shurikens. They're plus one shurikens.

• 2:39:19

So it's one per. So it's uh. These are the powerful shurikens. It's fifty-one.

• 2:39:22

Fifty-one. How much did I get back? Five. Five points back. Yeah.

• 2:39:27

What are you at? Five heal. I am still standing two HP. See?

• 2:39:32

You're fine. Now you need to make five fortitude saves. That's okay. Pope Francis will kill you.

• 2:39:37

Yeah. Five fortitude saves. Each of them. Each of them are late. Let me see if I got any

• 2:39:41

donations. Any nat 20s out there? It's gonna take me

• 2:39:45

a little bit to look at my nat 20s. One out of four. Okay I got one nat 20s.

• 2:39:50

But just to be clear. Each failure is a successful

• 2:39:54

instance of the damage. You just need to get close to them.

• 2:39:58

So they can just keep turning like that. Just so you can do counterattacks. Okay I

• 2:40:01

got a 27 for one. How many? And I need to do three more. Okay that's a succeed. You need 14. What's your

• 2:40:05

fortitude bonus? Plus seven. Or no. You only fail on a six.

• 2:40:10

I'm a tanky person. So I need to do three more right? Yeah. Margaret you know why

• 2:40:13

there's a 30% chance of failure. It's because you're not part of the

• 2:40:16

religion. Um. If you weren't part of it. Any sixes or less?

• 2:40:20

All of them are above six. Nice. If you're part of a sandal religion. How

• 2:40:23

many was that that you rolled? 17, 18, and a nine. And you rolled one prior?

• 2:40:27

And I got the nat 20. I'm just saying. So you got one more.

• 2:40:31

She said four. He said four. Five.

• 2:40:37

And what was it? The fail. Four. Oh no. Do you want to use your hero point?

• 2:40:44

To add? To add plus four. If I just automatic add four?

• 2:40:48

Yeah. Is that con damage? What kind of damage is that? Yeah. Oh no you don't want to lose con.

• 2:40:52

I'm like. No no if you lose con damage you're dead. Because your whole HP will go

• 2:40:56

down. Yeah. You'll be a negative. Yeah no. I'm. Yeah I'll use the hero points.

• 2:40:59

You are down to one hero point. Yeah I'll remove my one hero. All right.

• 2:41:05

Margaret suffers a flurry of shurikens. All five hitting their target. Whoever

• 2:41:09

gave me that nat 20. Thank you. One after another they delve

• 2:41:14

deeper into her flesh as she suffers significant damage.

• 2:41:20

And now the poison which was once intended to course through her veins

• 2:41:25

has been stopped by a divine intervention of a hero point.

• 2:41:28

Well thank you. The third. Because justice needs to be served that's why. Correct.

• 2:41:34

She is an inquisitor. Yeah. And she will inquisit these people.

• 2:41:39

Inquisitively. Inquisitively. Inquisitively.

• 2:41:43

Okay now the third shall fire off five shurikens.

• 2:41:53

Again. The desolock. I think the denied.

• 2:41:58

How much left you have? I have 23 points left. I'll be fine. Oh you're dead.

• 2:42:03

What's your AC? 19 not flat footed. 20 flat footed sorry. Okay they fail on

• 2:42:10

threes or who are you? I'm incorrect.

• 2:42:14

My AC is 18 flat footed. AC when I have a plus seven. Then they fail on a one.

• 2:42:20

So I have plus four for the armor I'm wearing. I have a

• 2:42:27

plus two deflection ring and I have plus two natural items.

• 2:42:31

I will allow you to spend both hero points

• 2:42:35

to act out of initiative. I drop beneath the table.

• 2:42:39

You do what? I drop beneath the table out of sight. You fall to the ground?

• 2:42:44

Yeah. That's the standard. You also have a standard if you do that.

• 2:42:49

Then I will cast mage armor on myself. Done. All right. Cliff is spending both of

• 2:42:53

his hero points in order to act immediately in

• 2:42:57

response to the incoming attack. He falls to the ground adding plus four

• 2:43:01

against ranged attacks to himself. In addition he then casts mage armor

• 2:43:05

adding plus four to his AC. But they can't see me so it doesn't matter.

• 2:43:08

True. Drop your character. In that case

• 2:43:15

the third assassin who is closest to me?

• 2:43:24

Can I talk? Oh no they don't attack him. When I get hit? Yeah.

• 2:43:27

Okay. I shout to my companions as I see my other

• 2:43:30

friend. You went back through the portal. Or where'd you?

• 2:43:34

I dropped underneath the table. Oh you're hiding.

• 2:43:37

I am dropping underneath the table. I've gotten hidey.

• 2:43:41

Okay. What's your character name? He is cowering in fire.

• 2:43:45

Casting magical powers. By the way in the doorway you see the child that you

• 2:43:50

accosted on the streets and he points and laughs

• 2:43:52

and laughs at you as you're cowering. No no no.

• 2:43:56

I will shout to all my companions and be like

• 2:43:59

we must gather friends. Marie back that way.

• 2:44:02

And she will point to where we can get out of here so that we can all

• 2:44:07

be shuriken to death. There's a long hallway there.

• 2:44:12

The third one. She's like holding herself. Are those shurikens? She's holding her

• 2:44:15

shield but it's heavy and she's hurting really bad. There's a lot of plus one shurikens.

• 2:44:19

I have two hp. I know that. I'm just saying eventually they'll run out of

• 2:44:23

shurikens. Yeah. Eventually. Well they'll just pick

• 2:44:26

them out of the body so the people they throw into.

• 2:44:29

No they're magic shurikens. They were plus one shurikens.

• 2:44:33

Brian. Five shurikens come flying at you. Brian use the table to block the shuriken.

• 2:44:43

Flip it. Burn both your hero points to take initiative action. What's your

• 2:44:47

flat footed? I'm telling you all to run.

• 2:44:53

They fail on threes and below so that's a hit. We have yeah.

• 2:44:56

Candyland now. We have not 20s. They're deathly threats they don't go away.

• 2:45:00

I know but we have not 20s. We're about to shoot them.

• 2:45:02

Hit. I have no more not 20s. Oh you don't. What are you doing?

• 2:45:05

All right go for it. Seven plus two is nine.

• 2:45:10

Plus eight is 17 and plus eight is 25. Plus five or plus four

• 2:45:18

is 29. You will take 29 points of damage as the shurikens

• 2:45:22

fly in to the flesh of your body. Yeah you win.

• 2:45:26

29. And then you shall take four fortitude saves.

• 2:45:31

In the corner of your eye you see Desilok the denied

• 2:45:36

smirking on the floor. I'm not smirking I'm casting the spell.

• 2:45:40

He smirks as he casts the spell. You're so sweet.

• 2:45:44

You have an inspiration too. Can I have your stuff?

• 2:45:49

Let me know what's most valuable on you. Hand it to me dramatically.

• 2:45:54

Use your blood to write on the floor who killed you.

• 2:46:07

Yeah to be fair is that not 20s to you? Yeah for me it's.

• 2:46:11

Yeah.

• 2:46:16

How much damage did you take?

• 2:46:20

Okay. Do you guys hear me eat the soup?

• 2:46:25

Yeah I was wondering. I'm trying to like move my mic whenever I'm eating.

• 2:46:28

I hope they can't hear me.

• 2:46:31

The the noise gate should be high enough.

• 2:46:34

But do it. Slurp louder. I'm just kidding.

• 2:46:40

You got to do it dramatically Steve. You have to go.

• 2:46:42

You need a straw for your food.

• 2:47:01

All right the assassins have gone. Rylos standing before you three cultists.

• 2:47:09

Murdering two of the nobles of Ayla and another whose name you did not know.

• 2:47:18

They've attacked your party brought one close to death.

• 2:47:22

The others gravely wounded him was struck by poison.

• 2:47:28

What shall you do?

• 2:47:32

What should I do? No stars are flying at you yet.

• 2:47:36

How many not 20s do you have? I have two. All right time to use them.

• 2:47:44

Give it to them.

• 2:47:49

Oh this guy. That's not one of the guys.

• 2:47:53

You only have one nat 20 John. You only have one nat 20.

• 2:47:57

You have two inspiration and one nat 20.

• 2:48:00

That makes you turn into the cat. Are you sure? Yeah.

• 2:48:04

By the way guys we are almost at $29,000 for the kids.

• 2:48:10

Yes almost $29,000 for the charity. Here goes Steve with the soup.

• 2:48:15

Yeah no no it doesn't have to be. Actually no you just match it up.

• 2:48:19

Asomar soup. Call it asomar or is it asomar?

• 2:48:24

I say asomar because it's weird. You're pretty far. I like saying asomar.

• 2:48:29

Do you get shy to say ass?

• 2:48:34

Should we go more asomar? Oh yeah yeah you're not 20 with the crepe ball.

• 2:48:39

Should have been the eyeball. They'll think that that's my sound.

• 2:48:43

That's the point Steven.

• 2:48:46

That is Cliff doing that. No it's not.

• 2:48:52

That is the desolator.

• 2:49:03

I am so sorry.

• 2:49:06

We all hate it.

• 2:49:12

I'm going to use my hand crossbow to shoot across the room at that guy.

• 2:49:20

Done. With the nat 20. Oh nice. Critical confirmation.

• 2:49:27

He's going to use his other 20 to make sure. Do you have inspire?

• 2:49:32

You can roll too. Yeah you might want to inspire for the crossbow.

• 2:49:35

Just kill him right now.

• 2:49:37

He doesn't want you to kill him.

• 2:49:40

And pick the highest.

• 2:49:43

All right 17. That confirms. That confirms.

• 2:49:50

That's 25 confirms.

• 2:49:53

Did you use one of your nat 20s John? Yes you did. And then inspire as well.

• 2:49:56

And then you're going to use your inspiration.

• 2:49:59

By the way those of you asking the next milestone break

• 2:50:02

begins at 2 pm pacific.

• 2:50:05

Pacific standard time that is gmt minus eight which is approximately

• 2:50:11

one hour and 10 minutes from now and that is when the first

• 2:50:16

raffle things. No raffles. No raffles. We don't use the word raffle.

• 2:50:19

The gifts. Gifts. We will give the gifts away.

• 2:50:23

In a random order through a system that emulates a raffle but it's not a

• 2:50:29

raffle. There's no raffle. There's no raffle.

• 2:50:31

But raffle sounds better. All you have to do is right now you just have to be

• 2:50:34

active and chat chatting and be a follower of the stream. That's it.

• 2:50:37

And what do you get? You'll get access to alpha 2 if you win.

• 2:50:41

If you win. Yeah. What do they win? Alpha 2 access. But what's the winner?

• 2:50:45

Who's on first Maggie? Who's on first? How do they win?

• 2:50:48

They just chat and we will roll to pick a random person.

• 2:50:53

Oh so like a raffle. Oh so similar to raffle. Yes. But not a raffle.

• 2:50:56

It's more like a lottery. It's like a oh a lottery. No lottery.

• 2:51:00

No one's no one has to put any money in the pool.

• 2:51:03

There's no sweepstakey thing. No gambling.

• 2:51:06

No gambling. So we're just making it worse? We're just

• 2:51:11

on the side. No randomly giving away. Random.

• 2:51:14

It's it's a computer enhanced giving away.

• 2:51:19

Our artificial intelligence will select a random person.

• 2:51:22

The computer is going to select. The computer is going to select using its

• 2:51:27

computer AI. Who is this computer? Correct. So there is it is

• 2:51:31

mathematically. How quaint. The winner is designated

• 2:51:36

mathematically by a computer. Yes. How is that not a raffle? Because

• 2:51:40

it's designated. Raffles are raffles. Designated. Ruffle.

• 2:51:44

Is a thing. Mathematically. Raffles have ridges. Numbers are applied.

• 2:51:49

Yeah. Mathematically. Numbers are hard. There's a preset random number generator.

• 2:51:54

No there's no random. The computer. There's a list. There is no true random.

• 2:51:59

Ask any computer program. I agree. No I agree. That's my thing.

• 2:52:02

It's a list of predetermined sequence. A predetermined winner will be

• 2:52:05

chosen. A predetermined will be chosen. And it won't be you.

• 2:52:12

That's terrible. Yeah but it's funny. Alright what's your. And how many are we doing.

• 2:52:16

How many are we not raffling at the next stop. How many are we not raffling. I have to do the

• 2:52:20

math right now. It's like what. Ballpark. Like ten. Five. I don't know. I have to do the math.

• 2:52:27

Steven. While the math is going actually.

• 2:52:29

We have Draco Kowlin with the $200 for magic item. Yeah.

• 2:52:38

Can't wait to get to the armory.

• 2:52:43

Maybe it's under the table. 24.

• 2:52:44

Oh. How do how. That's why you're looking for it.

• 2:52:46

By the milestones that we hit. Oh really. Yeah.

• 2:52:49

So how many do we get if we get to 35,000 before two o'clock.

• 2:52:52

Yeah. Mythical Bucky with a $35 donation. And who's it for. A little bit closer.

• 2:53:03

Come on. James. That's like. Oh boy. Come on. Zuglio. With a $1000 donation.

• 2:53:14

We got almost a full order. Who did that. Well we're all about to die so.

• 2:53:18

It's appropriate. Yeah. Who was it. We're going to need James.

• 2:53:23

Fesigolio. James. Thank you. James.

• 2:53:28

Only took me a couple of times to figure out the pronunciation on that one.

• 2:53:30

Like you still got it wrong. It's full. I don't know. Maybe you didn't.

• 2:53:34

If we get to 35,000 before two o'clock. That's in one hour and seven minutes for the children

• 2:53:39

for Extra Life. We will add. It'll be 35 non raffled entries.

• 2:53:45

You're going to make so much work for poor Adam. And we'll add an additional 15 keys.

• 2:53:51

All right. Adam, make a note of that in the channel.

• 2:53:54

If we get to 35 before two o'clock. You'll add 15 keys.

• 2:53:58

Yep. All right. Predetermined.

• 2:54:00

Predetermined non raffled keys. Mathematically.

• 2:54:04

Non raffled. But not a raffle or a lottery. Yeah.

• 2:54:07

Adam's like. It's a lot of work. Adam who. Really.

• 2:54:12

It's for the children. You know, it is it's job security and it's for the children.

• 2:54:17

Or the children. They're going to take hours. I'm so happy.

• 2:54:22

It'll be unbelievable. He wants to add 15 more.

• 2:54:24

If only they could do a lot more. Plus 15 more than whatever we get to 35 before two.

• 2:54:30

Yeah. So just make a note of that. All right.

• 2:54:32

Rylas. Did your strike crit? Yeah.

• 2:54:37

And what type of weapon is a strike?

• 2:54:39

Yeah. And what type of weapon is a slight crossbow?

• 2:54:42

In crossbow. So you lift your arm and extend it to one of the assassins. Which one?

• 2:54:48

Adam's the real Chad.

• 2:54:49

The one. That one. Yeah.

• 2:54:51

Okay. The closest to him. Yeah.

• 2:54:52

The guy that killed the stranger. Do you want to say anything before you let loose your bolt?

• 2:54:57

Don't look him right in the eye. Just look him straight in the eye.

• 2:55:00

He looks you in the eyes too. And when you look in his eyes, you see a glow.

• 2:55:03

A red glow. A corrupt glow. And it almost pierces your soul.

• 2:55:11

But the bolt flies true and strikes him straight in the forehead.

• 2:55:17

Roll your damage.

• 2:55:17

So my normal damage is just a d4.

• 2:55:20

But how much?

• 2:55:22

So now you should add sneak attack to it.

• 2:55:25

Oh, I don't have that set up yet.

• 2:55:27

Wait, what would it be?

• 2:55:29

It'd be a 4d6. Let me see your character.

• 2:55:38

Okay.

• 2:55:41

Are you like small?

• 2:55:43

No.

• 2:55:45

What do you mean are we small?

• 2:55:45

Why is it the damage is a d4?

• 2:55:48

Because it's a hand crossbow.

• 2:55:50

Hand crossbows are small.

• 2:55:51

Hand crossbows are d6s.

• 2:55:54

Okay. I don't think so.

• 2:55:56

Hand crossbows are like the ones in Road Warrior where the guy had it on his wrist.

• 2:56:00

Yeah, these d6s are shortbows.

• 2:56:03

Really?

• 2:56:03

Yeah, they're really tiny.

• 2:56:05

They're like...

• 2:56:05

Are you a hunter?

• 2:56:08

You're a rogue.

• 2:56:09

They're almost dagger punches.

• 2:56:12

I thought a light crossbow was a d8. A heavy crossbow is a d10?

• 2:56:15

Yeah, d4 is a hand crossbow. At times two.

• 2:56:18

And not light.

• 2:56:20

It's like the one that goes right here.

• 2:56:22

All right, we just got another one. Okay.

• 2:56:23

Right.

• 2:56:24

Yeah, I definitely remember one d6 too, but I could be remembering like 3.5 instead of half.

• 2:56:29

Does he get the sneak attack since the...

• 2:56:31

3.5 you know.

• 2:56:32

Right, let's see. Light crossbows are d6s.

• 2:56:36

Yeah, because that's a natural crossbow.

• 2:56:37

And a standard crossbow is a d8.

• 2:56:39

And a heavy crossbow is a d10.

• 2:56:43

So many crossbows.

• 2:56:46

Well, that's one of the five thousand that we need.

• 2:56:50

Uh, from...

• 2:56:51

Oh, Seendal.

• 2:56:52

I'm sorry, how much did they donate?

• 2:56:54

A thousand.

• 2:56:54

One thousand dollars.

• 2:56:55

Oh my gosh.

• 2:56:55

Whoa!

• 2:56:56

One of the five that we need for the x5 used.

• 2:56:57

Who is that?

• 2:56:59

Seendal.

• 2:56:59

Seendal!

• 2:57:00

Seendal.

• 2:57:00

And that is a what?

• 2:57:01

Seendal.

• 2:57:01

And what did they...

• 2:57:02

That's another revive. So that's...

• 2:57:02

Is that full party revive now?

• 2:57:03

I think so now. Right?

• 2:57:03

Are we at full party revival?

• 2:57:03

I think we have five.

• 2:57:04

Okay.

• 2:57:04

I think we...

• 2:57:05

We're five now.

• 2:57:05

So someone's left out.

• 2:57:06

Yeah, someone dies.

• 2:57:06

Well, you know...

• 2:57:07

No, we're not there yet.

• 2:57:07

We're not there yet.

• 2:57:07

We're not there yet.

• 2:57:08

We're not there yet.

• 2:57:08

It doesn't work that way.

• 2:57:21

We all feign death.

• 2:57:29

But one of us is really actually dead.

• 2:57:30

Yeah, you're jealous.

• 2:57:30

Got him.

• 2:57:31

That's awesome.

• 2:57:31

Thank you, homies.

• 2:57:32

Serious heavy weight donations.

• 2:57:39

Yeah, those are amazing.

• 2:57:40

Okay. Sorry.

• 2:57:40

Just give me one second.

• 2:57:41

What are we doing?

• 2:57:41

Just adjusting something.

• 2:57:42

We're dying.

• 2:57:42

We're waiting for a crossbow result.

• 2:57:43

Oh, yeah, okay.

• 2:57:43

Okay.

• 2:57:44

Okay.

• 2:57:44

So that's the end of the video.

• 2:57:45

We're going to move onto the next part.

• 2:57:45

We're going to play some more.

• 2:57:46

But we're going to do the last part.

• 2:57:46

So we're going to do the last part.

• 2:57:47

So if you're watching this and you're using a game.

• 2:57:47

And if you're using a game,

• 2:57:48

and you're using a game,

• 2:57:48

then you're going to have to play it.

• 2:57:49

And if you're using a game,

• 2:57:49

then you're going to have to do it.

• 2:57:50

So if you're using a game,

• 2:57:50

We're waiting for the crossbow result.

• 2:57:52

Oh, yeah.

• 2:57:59

OK.

• 2:58:02

One second.

• 2:58:03

Precise.

• 2:58:08

Precise strike.

• 2:58:09

Precise strike.

• 2:58:11

Come on.

• 2:58:18

I still get to attack.

• 2:58:21

Me and the cat still get to attack.

• 2:58:24

A little vengeance.

• 2:58:25

That'd be good.

• 2:58:25

Is it your turn right now?

• 2:58:27

Not yet.

• 2:58:27

We're waiting for John's crossbow to pierce the guy's forehead.

• 2:58:30

And explode his brain.

• 2:58:32

Do it.

• 2:58:35

He teleported inside out.

• 2:58:37

And then exploded.

• 2:58:40

That's quite bad.

• 2:58:42

I think I was supposed to have way more AC.

• 2:58:44

Can I still keep the hand crossbow?

• 2:58:47

Yeah, hold on.

• 2:58:48

Yeah.

• 2:58:49

Because it's like a cash.

• 2:58:52

Yeah.

• 2:58:52

Yeah.

• 2:58:53

It's not actually respected.

• 2:58:54

You just go back to cock it.

• 2:58:55

Yeah.

• 2:58:56

Cost.

• 2:58:57

What?

• 2:58:58

Limit.

• 2:58:58

You actually respected the gold limit.

• 2:58:59

No, I gained a sacred bonus to my AC

• 2:59:01

against attacks of evil creatures.

• 2:59:03

I think they're evil.

• 2:59:05

And a sacred bonus to saves against spells

• 2:59:07

and abilities of evil creatures equal to the number

• 2:59:09

of adjacent allies who also have this feat.

• 2:59:13

Because I'm an inquisitor, you all have this feat.

• 2:59:15

Yeah, but did you find that it was active?

• 2:59:18

It has to be active before it works.

• 2:59:20

It's not just auto.

• 2:59:22

Do I have to activate it?

• 2:59:23

Is it an hour?

• 2:59:26

Is there an activate button?

• 2:59:28

Nope.

• 2:59:31

No activate button.

• 2:59:32

It's like one of my feats.

• 2:59:40

OK.

• 2:59:42

I think I got it.

• 2:59:44

And then this one had.

• 2:59:49

So sorry.

• 2:59:49

Just give me one quick last second.

• 2:59:51

This is an interesting donation.

• 2:59:54

Corvale with a $35 says whatever the total

• 3:00:00

is at the end of the stream, they should make

• 3:00:03

a required amount of donated gold in game

• 3:00:07

for an achievement of some sort.

• 3:00:10

Kind of like referencing the amount

• 3:00:13

that we made in this Extra Life.

• 3:00:14

Oh, is that part of that?

• 3:00:16

As an end game, an end game achievement of gold.

• 3:00:18

That's kind of cool.

• 3:00:20

No, it's very cool.

• 3:00:21

Interesting idea.

• 3:00:22

Yeah.

• 3:00:22

Yeah, give us gold, Steven.

• 3:00:25

It's for the children, Steven.

• 3:00:27

It's for the children, Steven.

• 3:00:28

Give us the gold.

• 3:00:29

Herod with a $10 and Arctic Elysium is not done yet.

• 3:00:35

Not yet.

• 3:00:35

$1500 donation.

• 3:00:39

Another deadly threat.

• 3:00:41

He really wants us to use those revives up.

• 3:00:43

He's like, yeah, I think so.

• 3:00:45

Who's he targeting?

• 3:00:48

No target yet.

• 3:00:49

Arctic Elysium.

• 3:00:50

Where would you like that to go?

• 3:00:53

And then this one is.

• 3:00:56

We've been emailing people.

• 3:00:59

Oh, OK.

• 3:00:59

We'll have an email coming out to you then.

• 3:01:02

Or unless I could message and chat,

• 3:01:03

that makes it harder.

• 3:01:04

You can assign your skills.

• 3:01:05

Or D6.

• 3:01:06

To get your mythical shirt, it has to be equipped.

• 3:01:10

And then a weapon.

• 3:01:11

And let's see.

• 3:01:12

That's the one.

• 3:01:13

The one.

• 3:01:16

OK, here you go.

• 3:01:18

Margaret or Sam's cat.

• 3:01:19

So this one plus 10 to attack.

• 3:01:24

Specifically.

• 3:01:24

Who wants us to get the?

• 3:01:26

Wow.

• 3:01:26

Over here.

• 3:01:27

There's nothing you can activate this one.

• 3:01:29

I'm not just.

• 3:01:30

All these employees that have direct access

• 3:01:32

to your online account for your character and Gabe

• 3:01:35

would never take a good look.

• 3:01:37

Never, never, never go.

• 3:01:39

I love that guy's.

• 3:01:40

It's the guy.

• 3:01:41

Now, sometimes I want.

• 3:01:44

OK, so John's characters crossbow magically transformed.

• 3:01:50

It's glimmered to appear as a crossbow.

• 3:01:52

But in reality, in reality, it is a short bow, a plus one

• 3:01:57

short bow.

• 3:01:57

OK, he was like, let me help you out, buddy.

• 3:01:59

Yeah, I lost my little and so he no longer does one D4 plus one,

• 3:02:04

but he does one D6 plus seven.

• 3:02:06

And we're creating does two D6.

• 3:02:08

One of these things.

• 3:02:09

And I think the first one.

• 3:02:12

What do you do?

• 3:02:13

A dagger.

• 3:02:14

Yeah, his ranged weapon is a short bow.

• 3:02:18

All right.

• 3:02:19

And his damage is how much does he get a sneak?

• 3:02:21

He does because he is currently on the attack.

• 3:02:25

But a 25 total damage.

• 3:02:27

He was hiding behind the table.

• 3:02:28

Oh, was he?

• 3:02:29

Yeah.

• 3:02:29

So successful one D6 plus seven and then three D6 sneak.

• 3:02:34

So you correct.

• 3:02:36

Yep.

• 3:02:37

And how many dice did you roll for?

• 3:02:40

You need to roll one more D6.

• 3:02:42

Why?

• 3:02:42

Because you do double weapon damage.

• 3:02:44

Oh, OK.

• 3:02:45

So one more D6.

• 3:02:46

Yep.

• 3:02:47

All right, so 27 damage.

• 3:02:49

And did you add just plus seven or plus 14?

• 3:02:51

I did plus seven.

• 3:02:52

So you need to add another plus seven because it's critical.

• 3:02:55

All right, so 27 plus seven.

• 3:02:57

That's going to be 35 or 34.

• 3:02:59

34.

• 3:03:00

34 damage.

• 3:03:01

You may assign 34 damage as an arrow.

• 3:03:05

He's still up.

• 3:03:06

Is he bloodied?

• 3:03:07

Yeah.

• 3:03:08

Oh, he is up.

• 3:03:09

He is up and he is not bloody.

• 3:03:13

Well, I got to get those keys ready.

• 3:03:17

Uh-oh.

• 3:03:19

No.

• 3:03:20

Whoa.

• 3:03:21

Who is it?

• 3:03:22

Nod off.

• 3:03:23

Nod off.

• 3:03:24

Again?

• 3:03:24

Oh my god.

• 3:03:25

Nod off.

• 3:03:26

Wow.

• 3:03:27

With the 1,500.

• 3:03:28

Oh my god.

• 3:03:29

Oh my god.

• 3:03:30

Another deadly threat?

• 3:03:32

Yes.

• 3:03:33

Oh.

• 3:03:33

We're going to be stuck in this deadly threat club.

• 3:03:36

We're not getting to the Tower of Carphin.

• 3:03:38

The grand total.

• 3:03:40

Oh, it has not updated yet.

• 3:03:41

One second.

• 3:03:45

Let me refresh.

• 3:03:48

Nod off.

• 3:03:48

You are awesome, buddy.

• 3:03:50

Yeah, that's amazing.

• 3:03:52

Oh, it might not be there yet.

• 3:03:54

This might have been after.

• 3:03:55

We're at $34,270.

• 3:03:59

So close.

• 3:04:01

So close.

• 3:04:02

For the children.

• 3:04:05

For the greater good.

• 3:04:07

The assassin takes a step back as he

• 3:04:09

gets impacted by the arrow.

• 3:04:11

Rylos.

• 3:04:11

34.

• 3:04:12

Well done.

• 3:04:13

Odette.

• 3:04:13

I need some markers for HP.

• 3:04:16

Odette.

• 3:04:18

How are you feeling?

• 3:04:19

I'm not feeling great.

• 3:04:20

Can you pass me the dice?

• 3:04:21

She's like holding her big shield up and her mace,

• 3:04:24

but her stomach is like bleeding out from these daggers.

• 3:04:27

Do we have any upper color pants?

• 3:04:29

Did you bring just one?

• 3:04:30

No, yeah, I'll bring another one.

• 3:04:31

OK.

• 3:04:32

Were you suffering from any ill effects?

• 3:04:35

No.

• 3:04:36

Not that I know of.

• 3:04:39

I don't think.

• 3:04:40

Very well.

• 3:04:42

I'm trying to figure out why my things.

• 3:04:55

Odette stands in view of the carnage

• 3:05:00

before her contemplating her moves.

• 3:05:04

What can she do to save her party?

• 3:05:08

Lee, you fool.

• 3:05:09

I mean, she's telling them to go, but they're not going.

• 3:05:12

So she's going to try to help everyone get out,

• 3:05:17

but I guess attack anything that's near her in the way.

• 3:05:22

As you move to aid others in leaving,

• 3:05:29

you hear a gurgle of blood erupt from the Duke

• 3:05:35

as he appears to still be somewhat conscious.

• 3:05:39

Oh, you're alive.

• 3:05:41

You see him yearning towards you with his hand outstretched.

• 3:05:46

The other pressed against the bleeding wound

• 3:05:52

as he says to you, must reach.

• 3:05:59

I forgot her name.

• 3:06:01

So sorry.

• 3:06:03

One second.

• 3:06:05

Karina?

• 3:06:07

Carmen Sandiego?

• 3:06:09

No, no, no, no, no.

• 3:06:10

That's the Duchess.

• 3:06:11

That's not who you're talking about.

• 3:06:13

I think it's someone in Carpenter who said, no,

• 3:06:16

we thought he was dead.

• 3:06:17

She could be alive.

• 3:06:18

They could all be alive.

• 3:06:19

Get happy at a farm somewhere.

• 3:06:22

I'm the denier.

• 3:06:24

She's not dead.

• 3:06:26

Not dead.

• 3:06:27

We're about to find out if they're really dead or not.

• 3:06:30

She's undead.

• 3:06:31

All the drops.

• 3:06:33

Yeah, undead.

• 3:06:34

Great.

• 3:06:34

You're going to heal?

• 3:06:36

OK, then I will not heal.

• 3:06:38

I will.

• 3:06:46

Here we go.

• 3:06:48

I need to find notes.

• 3:06:54

The notes.

• 3:06:55

He says to you that.

• 3:07:06

He's shouting across the catacomb?

• 3:07:09

No, he's like doing this normal tone.

• 3:07:16

There is no Dana.

• 3:07:17

It's like this moment in time where he's like,

• 3:07:20

I'm going to die.

• 3:07:21

I'm going to die.

• 3:07:22

I'm going to die.

• 3:07:23

It's like this moment in time where everything for Odette

• 3:07:31

grows silent except his speech.

• 3:07:34

It's almost a bit unnatural.

• 3:07:42

OK, he says, I'm so sorry.

• 3:07:45

I should have had this available.

• 3:07:50

There we go.

• 3:07:53

Gives me a few opportunities for donations.

• 3:07:58

So I have one from Zephyrus for $35.

• 3:08:04

Thank you, Zephyrus.

• 3:08:05

One that I saw recently pop up on stream,

• 3:08:09

but I'm not seeing it populate here.

• 3:08:11

So I'll re-evaluate that.

• 3:08:12

But then a $400 donation from Meat Hooks.

• 3:08:15

Woo!

• 3:08:16

Woo!

• 3:08:16

Woo!

• 3:08:17

Meat Hooks!

• 3:08:17

Meat Hooks!

• 3:08:18

Which does that put us over?

• 3:08:21

No, we are.

• 3:08:22

Well, we are $10 away.

• 3:08:25

Woo!

• 3:08:26

Oh, look at the time.

• 3:08:27

It's 2 o'clock.

• 3:08:28

Come on, bud.

• 3:08:29

$10 is an inspiration.

• 3:08:31

Oh, never mind.

• 3:08:32

Jessica Rae with $250 and then Dider with $10.

• 3:08:37

There we go.

• 3:08:38

Yeah, there we go.

• 3:08:39

We did it.

• 3:08:39

Well, we got that $35.

• 3:08:40

The $400 was invoking a patron.

• 3:08:42

We did it, chat.

• 3:08:43

We might need that.

• 3:08:44

Yes, invoked patron from Meat Hooks.

• 3:08:46

That would be nice, actually.

• 3:08:47

And then an ability increase from Jessica Rae.

• 3:08:51

And then an inspiration from Dider.

• 3:08:53

We could use some ability increase.

• 3:08:55

Or power.

• 3:08:56

Trust in the Force, Luke.

• 3:08:59

What is?

• 3:09:00

Is that what he's saying?

• 3:09:02

Odette leans down.

• 3:09:05

To hear his whisper.

• 3:09:06

Grabbing his hand, listening, leaning into his whisper.

• 3:09:09

What is the name that you are asking me to find?

• 3:09:12

Slap.

• 3:09:12

Sorry, one second.

• 3:09:13

There can be only one.

• 3:09:18

I think it's fine to target a pet if they want, I suppose.

• 3:09:22

That's why you gave us daggers?

• 3:09:24

Pardon me?

• 3:09:25

Well, the children.

• 3:09:25

That's why they gave us daggers?

• 3:09:26

Yeah.

• 3:09:27

We will beat each other to death.

• 3:09:31

Foam?

• 3:09:32

It's not foam.

• 3:09:34

These are foam.

• 3:09:36

Oh, I see.

• 3:09:37

Oh, I see.

• 3:09:38

Oh, I see.

• 3:09:39

Oh, I see.

• 3:09:40

Oh, I see.

• 3:09:42

Foam?

• 3:09:43

These are some sort of carbon thing.

• 3:09:47

Flexible carbon.

• 3:09:48

Flexible carbon.

• 3:09:51

So you can smack people with it.

• 3:09:55

Slap.

• 3:09:56

That's the first thing.

• 3:09:59

Do you want to just say, he tells me the name,

• 3:10:02

and I will remember the name?

• 3:10:04

Yeah, you can move forward.

• 3:10:05

I'll tell you where it is.

• 3:10:08

Yeah.

• 3:10:09

Yeah, whoever's near me, I'm going to,

• 3:10:11

after I hear this thing, I say to them, I will find her.

• 3:10:17

And I will like, a light kind of shines over me of protection

• 3:10:23

and my shield like glimmers as I activate

• 3:10:26

my judgment of protection.

• 3:10:28

And I'm just basically trying to block so my friends can all

• 3:10:33

get out of here, and I will smash anything that's in my path.

• 3:10:38

So whoever's closest to me, I'm going to hit them.

• 3:10:40

That's not a friend.

• 3:10:42

So you prepared an action to a strike.

• 3:10:45

You're planning on running?

• 3:10:46

I told you where to go.

• 3:10:48

No, I'm going to hit whoever's closest to me.

• 3:10:50

Is there?

• 3:10:51

No, they are right across the table.

• 3:10:52

It seems like we're attacking.

• 3:10:53

We're not running.

• 3:10:55

It's up to you guys.

• 3:10:56

Yeah, I'm standing.

• 3:10:57

I'm going to get in front of all of you.

• 3:10:59

OK, where are you at in the table?

• 3:11:01

I'm the little blue one with the shield.

• 3:11:02

I'm the only one with the shield.

• 3:11:03

All right, where do you want to go?

• 3:11:04

Do you want to go closer?

• 3:11:05

I would like to get in the way.

• 3:11:06

Are you vaulting over the shield?

• 3:11:07

Are you vaulting over the table?

• 3:11:08

What's your movement?

• 3:11:09

Do I have to vault over the table?

• 3:11:10

I'm asking if you are.

• 3:11:11

I didn't say you have to do anything.

• 3:11:12

I'm into it.

• 3:11:13

Let's do it.

• 3:11:14

All right, so you need to do your acrobatics check.

• 3:11:17

Is it acrobatics?

• 3:11:18

You need a 10.

• 3:11:19

Do you have acrobatics?

• 3:11:20

No.

• 3:11:21

OK, roll a dex check, target number 12.

• 3:11:24

Did you miss by five?

• 3:11:27

I missed by two.

• 3:11:29

OK, you're going to roll a dex check.

• 3:11:33

Did you miss by five?

• 3:11:37

I missed by two.

• 3:11:38

OK, you're fine.

• 3:11:39

You failed to scramble over the table, but you don't fall.

• 3:11:41

OK.

• 3:11:42

Is there another way to get around there?

• 3:11:44

I have to like literally leap over.

• 3:11:46

Just walk around.

• 3:11:47

If you were trying to do cool wire food, vaulting over the table was the plan.

• 3:11:51

But since like the tablecloth slipped or something happened.

• 3:11:54

I thought maybe I just couldn't get over there is what you were saying.

• 3:11:56

Like there's a wall or something.

• 3:11:57

You couldn't get over the table.

• 3:11:59

You tried to vault over the table.

• 3:12:00

You tried to vault over Bruce Lee like.

• 3:12:02

I get that.

• 3:12:03

I was just saying I didn't know there was another path that I could take.

• 3:12:05

I mean, you would not reach them anyway.

• 3:12:07

That was your first move.

• 3:12:08

I have thirty.

• 3:12:09

So you could move five squares.

• 3:12:10

I have thirty with thirty one.

• 3:12:11

One, two, six, three, four, five, six.

• 3:12:15

There you go.

• 3:12:16

Gotcha.

• 3:12:17

And then you want to be within the heel distance.

• 3:12:19

You must reach LeMont.

• 3:12:24

LeMont.

• 3:12:26

Do I know who LeMont is?

• 3:12:28

Unfortunately, he was killed before you could ask.

• 3:12:33

But you have a name.

• 3:12:35

The name is LeMont.

• 3:12:37

LeMont.

• 3:12:40

The city to Beth.

• 3:12:44

Where is she?

• 3:12:47

Blood dribbles out of his mouth.

• 3:12:49

Where is she?

• 3:12:50

A little piece of the chicken leg that he had bit before being stabbed falls out of his mouth.

• 3:12:53

That's for us.

• 3:12:54

Yes.

• 3:12:55

Okay.

• 3:12:56

Do you strike anything?

• 3:12:58

I can't.

• 3:12:59

But if something comes my way, I'm going to smack it.

• 3:13:02

Very well.

• 3:13:04

Francis.

• 3:13:06

Saint Francis of Assisi.

• 3:13:08

Mine was eighteen.

• 3:13:11

I did activate my judgment of protection.

• 3:13:13

Judgment has been activated.

• 3:13:14

She was the highest.

• 3:13:15

Okay.

• 3:13:16

Your discerning eyes peel toward the adaptons with disgust as you judge them.

• 3:13:21

As I put my shield down, my last wall failing starts and I gain a sacred bonus to my AC

• 3:13:29

against the attack of evil creatures if they're evil.

• 3:13:32

Are they evil?

• 3:13:33

Yes, they are most definitely evil.

• 3:13:35

At will I can figure out if they're evil.

• 3:13:37

And a sacred bonus to saves against spells and abilities of evil creatures equal to the

• 3:13:42

number of adjacent allies who have this feature.

• 3:13:46

Try to not be the center of attention as I double channel.

• 3:13:49

I'm back because I'm an inquisitor.

• 3:13:51

Don't die.

• 3:13:52

Yeah.

• 3:13:53

You reach everyone.

• 3:13:54

Tell me more about this double channel.

• 3:13:56

Quick channel than normal channel.

• 3:13:57

Okay.

• 3:13:58

Yeah.

• 3:13:59

Yep.

• 3:14:00

And the quick channel takes up two channels?

• 3:14:03

Yeah.

• 3:14:04

Yeah.

• 3:14:05

I mean, they need it.

• 3:14:07

I'm assuming we're fighting and not.

• 3:14:09

Yeah, we're fighting.

• 3:14:10

Yeah.

• 3:14:11

Okay.

• 3:14:12

Go for it.

• 3:14:13

Do it.

• 3:14:14

Do you have selective channeling?

• 3:14:15

Yes.

• 3:14:16

Okay.

• 3:14:17

I'm going to change your.

• 3:14:19

Do we.

• 3:14:20

You're not about to heal our villains.

• 3:14:21

Heal the Jedi.

• 3:14:22

Yeah, there's no good place for me to really hide.

• 3:14:26

This sucks.

• 3:14:27

Drop.

• 3:14:28

You can drop and channel under the table like I'm doing.

• 3:14:31

Yeah.

• 3:14:32

Yeah.

• 3:14:33

You can get under the table.

• 3:14:34

Yeah.

• 3:14:35

Well, you have to see them.

• 3:14:36

No, you don't.

• 3:14:37

Channel what you do.

• 3:14:38

Does it say?

• 3:14:39

Channel requires line of effect, not line of sight.

• 3:14:42

Right.

• 3:14:43

Okay.

• 3:14:44

You can channel around corners.

• 3:14:45

It doesn't say you must target.

• 3:14:47

What?

• 3:14:48

As long as that corner is fully obstructed, you cannot channel around.

• 3:14:51

It does not fill.

• 3:14:52

It's not like a gas.

• 3:14:53

It's not like a fireball.

• 3:14:54

It's not like a gas or a fireball.

• 3:14:57

Okay.

• 3:14:58

Yeah.

• 3:14:59

So I'm going to crouch behind the table then.

• 3:15:01

Do two channels.

• 3:15:02

Lay your model down.

• 3:15:03

Taking a nap.

• 3:15:04

Reaction to drop to the ground.

• 3:15:05

Look at all you guys.

• 3:15:06

All of us.

• 3:15:07

And just hands.

• 3:15:08

Okay.

• 3:15:09

Just hands.

• 3:15:10

Just hands.

• 3:15:11

You can let people know in chat.

• 3:15:12

And I have.

• 3:15:13

Oh, nice.

• 3:15:15

That's a good one.

• 3:15:16

14 from the first one.

• 3:15:17

And like you can type.

• 3:15:18

The non.

• 3:15:19

12 from the next one.

• 3:15:20

20, 26.

• 3:15:21

Everyone.

• 3:15:22

Yep.

• 3:15:23

And also I'm luck variant channeling.

• 3:15:24

So I believe that gives you guys.

• 3:15:25

No, no, no.

• 3:15:26

Variants.

• 3:15:27

They'll have, they'll have the, your channel if you do.

• 3:15:28

Okay.

• 3:15:29

Okay.

• 3:15:30

Not doing variant then.

• 3:15:31

Yep.

• 3:15:32

Yeah.

• 3:15:33

I was trying to find rules on that last time.

• 3:15:34

I'm like, I can't.

• 3:15:43

Good job.

• 3:15:44

26.

• 3:15:45

Okay.

• 3:15:46

The cleric steps forward.

• 3:15:47

Takes a knee.

• 3:15:48

And with his instrument of the gods.

• 3:15:49

Let's forth.

• 3:15:50

A healing blast.

• 3:15:51

A wave that flows over each of you for 26 hit points.

• 3:15:52

Two blasts.

• 3:15:53

Two blasts.

• 3:15:54

Two blasts.

• 3:15:55

Two blasts.

• 3:15:56

Two blasts.

• 3:15:57

Two blasts.

• 3:15:58

Two blasts.

• 3:15:59

Two blasts.

• 3:16:00

Two blasts.

• 3:16:01

Two blasts.

• 3:16:02

Two blasts.

• 3:16:03

Two blasts.

• 3:16:04

Two blasts.

• 3:16:05

Oh my God.

• 3:16:06

Better than Calgon.

• 3:16:07

Yeah, I got it.

• 3:16:08

It's only one 26.

• 3:16:09

It's one 26.

• 3:16:10

Sounds like two.

• 3:16:11

No, I wish.

• 3:16:12

He burned three channels to do that.

• 3:16:13

Yep.

• 3:16:14

Cause we're fighting and it seemed like we needed it.

• 3:16:15

Well done.

• 3:16:16

I didn't want to.

• 3:16:17

Oh.

• 3:16:18

The cats agree with you.

• 3:16:19

Okay.

• 3:16:20

Can I check on them?

• 3:16:21

Be careful of your headset.

• 3:16:22

Can they hear me chewing?

• 3:16:23

Thanks guys.

• 3:16:24

I can.

• 3:16:25

I don't know.

• 3:16:26

I'm not sure.

• 3:16:27

I'm going to check on them.

• 3:16:28

I'm going to check on them.

• 3:16:29

Okay.

• 3:16:30

I'm going to check on them.

• 3:16:31

I'm going to check on them.

• 3:16:32

There's them.

• 3:16:33

There's them.

• 3:16:34

Oh, there's them.

• 3:16:35

I don't know if they can hear us.

• 3:16:36

Yup.

• 3:16:37

There's them.

• 3:16:38

Yep.

• 3:16:39

That's their bones breaking under the crushing.

• 3:16:40

Yep.

• 3:16:41

My mom just texted and said to wave at her.

• 3:16:42

Hello.

• 3:16:43

Yeah.

• 3:16:44

All right.

• 3:16:45

Now.

• 3:16:46

Please forgive.

• 3:16:47

Zim is slurping with her soup.

• 3:16:48

No, no, no.

• 3:16:49

There's audio.

• 3:16:50

Fantastic.

• 3:16:51

I know that there's a proof.

• 3:16:52

Duo5.

• 3:16:53

Yeah.

• 3:16:54

I'm not there.

• 3:16:55

I'm not there.

• 3:16:56

I'm not there.

• 3:16:57

I'm not there.

• 3:16:58

Yeah.

• 3:16:59

Yeah.

• 3:17:00

I'm not there.

• 3:17:01

do a five foot step and strike. Okay, five foot step. What type of weapon do you have?

• 3:17:11

It's a heavy mace. And with your mace, you strike deep into the flesh of the assassin.

• 3:17:18

Are you done with all your dooms and influences? No, I've got, let's see, what do I have?

• 3:17:24

Oh, I have, let's see, I've got influence and nat 20s. We have three nat 20s and four inspirations.

• 3:17:34

Okay. Two inspirations, actually. So you can use nat 20 right now. Yeah, so let's do that.

• 3:17:43

Nat 20 to the face. All right, updated. Roll to confirm. And you can use inspiration to confirm.

• 3:17:49

And I'll use inspiration to confirm. I'm glad I used inspiration because that's a one there.

• 3:18:00

And 20. All right. So yes, confirmed. I rolled a one and a 20. I know. Your mace strikes true.

• 3:18:07

Yeah, it does. You may roll damage. Are you watching slack? Because Adam's sending you messages.

• 3:18:21

No, that's the wrong die. That's a 10. I need a d8. D8 twice. Do you have another d8?

• 3:18:27

I'll just roll this one twice.

• 3:18:28

I'll just roll this one twice. Eight plus eight. So 16. Do you have power attack or anything? No.

• 3:18:38

16 damage to his face.

• 3:18:47

16 damage.

• 3:18:52

Straight to the face of one of the assassins.

• 3:18:53

Are you guys splitting the damage or are you focusing it?

• 3:18:58

He's splitting it because he's melee. But I'll be focusing the big guy. My cat is next.

• 3:19:03

Wonderful. Where is the cat coming up? Let loose the kitty. The kitty. So the kitty has a bite and

• 3:19:09

two claws. We'll start with the bite. Let's go kitty. Which is a d6 plus three. So what happens

• 3:19:17

when your cat dies because he is doomed? So what's going to happen? My cat's not doomed.

• 3:19:21

Someone spent $1500 to murder your cat.

• 3:19:27

Well, that's gonna suck for me. Well, I'm just saying how does it come back? I don't know. I

• 3:19:31

have to summon it. You have to find a new one. Summoned or do you have to go on the

• 3:19:35

wilderness to obtain it? Summoned. Okay. Yeah, but it'll be an emotional blow for me. I don't

• 3:19:40

know if I can work out. So will it actually die or will he just get sent back to his plane?

• 3:19:45

Yeah, it's summoned. Is it summoned? Okay. What class are you? I am hunter.

• 3:19:51

Nice. Subclass of the ranger. And it's a war cat overall.

• 3:19:58

Hey, look, don't blame Stephen. This is you guys donating and asking for the children.

• 3:20:03

I know. Because they make me cry sometimes. It's completely normal.

• 3:20:07

Children. Great. Why do they blame me? Okay. We're killing who? The kitty.

• 3:20:15

So nine for the bite. Does he need to use his nat 20 for the cat as well or no? No.

• 3:20:21

Okay. Your gnats can only be used by your character, not your...

• 3:20:26

Unless it's a primary class like a summoner. Okay. Now it's the double claw attack.

• 3:20:32

That's true. But he can replace... Oh, no, you have to roll. Three, six.

• 3:20:36

It's kind of like a big part of the hunter. Wait, you need to roll to hit them.

• 3:20:38

I think you should be able to use them on that if you want.

• 3:20:40

Very well. You can use it on that if you want. Oh, for each one?

• 3:20:43

Yeah. He said you can use it. Sam, we thought... What's that?

• 3:20:46

He said you can use them if you want on your cat.

• 3:20:48

But I don't know what I've got left. We've got for your cat and boy.

• 3:20:51

We have two nat 20s left. You have an inspiration and three nat 20s.

• 3:20:56

You've been marking them off, right? Yeah.

• 3:20:58

Yeah, I saw you in there. What have we got?

• 3:21:01

One inspiration and two more nat 20s. Okay. So we'll do the nat 20 for the bite.

• 3:21:08

Well, you have to confirm. Do you want the inspiration for confirm or no?

• 3:21:12

Yes. Okay.

• 3:21:13

Because it's the biggest one. Okay.

• 3:21:15

Yeah, that confirms. No need to roll again.

• 3:21:21

Okay. So I need to roll 2d6. Okay.

• 3:21:29

The little scary one is... 612.

• 3:21:32

That's still like 12. I rolled lower than I did the first time. So 12 for the bite.

• 3:21:38

Now I need to confirm a hit for the claws.

• 3:21:42

Okay. 712. 12 doesn't hit, does it?

• 3:21:45

No. So the first claw swipe misses.

• 3:21:49

20. I'm going to confirm for the crit. 20 misses.

• 3:21:52

No, the crit. He rolled the crit. No, I rolled the crit to hit.

• 3:21:56

And I confirm I rolled another 20. You may indeed crit.

• 3:22:00

Okay. It's a...

• 3:22:07

One, two, and three, and six. So nine.

• 3:22:12

Nine more points of damage. You're doubling the static.

• 3:22:14

And this was with a bite or claw?

• 3:22:15

That was with the claw. The bite was 12.

• 3:22:19

37. 34 and 37.

• 3:22:24

The claw swipes. What type of cat is this?

• 3:22:28

It's a war cat.

• 3:22:29

Oh.

• 3:22:31

It's got like... It looks like alligator skin on a cat. Medium size.

• 3:22:35

House cat, like a calico that's dressed up?

• 3:22:37

No, it's medium. Medium size that can...

• 3:22:40

That will grow...

• 3:22:41

It looks like a mountain lion or a bobcat.

• 3:22:42

Yeah. So more like a puma, but with like an alligator skin.

• 3:22:45

Oh, cool.

• 3:22:47

So really kind of tough.

• 3:22:49

Like a lizard cat.

• 3:22:49

Cat lizard.

• 3:22:50

Yeah.

• 3:22:51

Lizard cat. Yeah.

• 3:22:52

Alley cat. Alligator cat. Alley cat.

• 3:22:56

All right.

• 3:22:57

The cats have damaged them.

• 3:23:04

Good kitty.

• 3:23:07

Alistair.

• 3:23:08

Oh, I'm next. Okay.

• 3:23:09

Finish that.

• 3:23:10

I'm assuming I have to use a movement action to get my bow out.

• 3:23:13

And then I'll shoot.

• 3:23:17

I'll five foot step.

• 3:23:18

And then I'll focus target.

• 3:23:21

I guess this guy who has 37 life.

• 3:23:25

I'll point blank shot him.

• 3:23:26

Use my D20.

• 3:23:31

The only one.

• 3:23:32

And then I'll use to confirm. I'll use my inspiration.

• 3:23:36

So let's try and see if we can confirm this.

• 3:23:40

Another 20. So that confirms.

• 3:23:43

And we will be doing damage.

• 3:23:47

Everything's activated.

• 3:23:49

No, no, no.

• 3:23:49

You'll be doing damage.

• 3:23:51

Damage.

• 3:23:52

He reels with the impact of these arrows.

• 3:23:55

All right. So it'll be 2d8 plus 18.

• 3:24:00

Wow.

• 3:24:02

I'm going to use my D20.

• 3:24:03

Wow. What type of weapon is this?

• 3:24:08

Composite bow.

• 3:24:09

Right. How many shots did you let loose?

• 3:24:11

One. I can only do one.

• 3:24:13

Wow. Plus 18.

• 3:24:14

Yeah. Quick.

• 3:24:15

He crit'd.

• 3:24:15

Quick. Plus nine twice.

• 3:24:16

Plus nine twice.

• 3:24:17

So 2d8.

• 3:24:19

And he's not using like chi or anything like that.

• 3:24:23

Seven.

• 3:24:23

Does he have chi?

• 3:24:25

I love chi.

• 3:24:26

Do we have chi's?

• 3:24:28

25 damage.

• 3:24:29

You have chi, right?

• 3:24:31

Yeah.

• 3:24:31

Yeah. But you didn't use it.

• 3:24:33

No.

• 3:24:35

He's when he does like 400 damage in a single shot.

• 3:24:37

Got it.

• 3:24:38

No, no, no. It's extra attack mostly.

• 3:24:40

Yeah. He does Naruto set.

• 3:24:42

25.

• 3:24:43

Wow.

• 3:24:44

That'll be 37 plus 25.

• 3:24:49

62.

• 3:24:50

There you go.

• 3:24:52

Is he bloodied?

• 3:24:53

He explodes its head.

• 3:24:54

How much health has he taken?

• 3:24:56

62.

• 3:24:56

Total?

• 3:24:57

Yeah.

• 3:24:57

He is bloodied.

• 3:24:58

Very well.

• 3:24:59

62 from that shot.

• 3:25:00

Bloodied?

• 3:25:01

No, no, no, no.

• 3:25:02

Total 62.

• 3:25:03

25.

• 3:25:03

He has taken at least half of his total hit points and damage.

• 3:25:07

And then I will perform a second attack.

• 3:25:12

I don't have any nat 20s.

• 3:25:15

Can I give him one of mine?

• 3:25:17

No.

• 3:25:17

I do have inspirations left.

• 3:25:19

I'll use my inspiration.

• 3:25:25

15 plus 7.

• 3:25:27

There's 22 hit.

• 3:25:30

22 misses.

• 3:25:32

They're AC 25.

• 3:25:34

Holy.

• 3:25:35

Okay.

• 3:25:35

All right.

• 3:25:36

Let me mark these up.

• 3:25:39

I'm done.

• 3:25:41

Alistair lets loose a critical strike.

• 3:25:45

Significantly damaging his foes.

• 3:25:48

Desolock the denied.

• 3:25:50

Did I spend my two this round to go ahead of them?

• 3:25:53

No.

• 3:25:55

Okay.

• 3:25:55

I will rise up point and say Star Bolt!

• 3:26:02

And from my wand, that guy and that guy get a fortitude 16 go.

• 3:26:08

Wow.

• 3:26:09

The guy on the right and the guy in the middle.

• 3:26:12

Nice.

• 3:26:14

What type of save is this?

• 3:26:16

Fortitude.

• 3:26:17

But what type of spell?

• 3:26:19

Is it like mind affecting?

• 3:26:20

Is it?

• 3:26:22

Star Bolt.

• 3:26:23

Mind blowing.

• 3:26:24

It is a evocation illumination spell.

• 3:26:29

Very well.

• 3:26:30

They have plus 9 to their fortitude.

• 3:26:32

Okay.

• 3:26:33

So they need 16s for half.

• 3:26:36

Seven plus nine is 16.

• 3:26:38

So that half.

• 3:26:39

One.

• 3:26:39

So he is taking three damage.

• 3:26:41

The other one failed.

• 3:26:44

The other one is taking four damage.

• 3:26:46

Wow.

• 3:26:47

It's a weak little spell.

• 3:26:50

But you know what it does need to hit?

• 3:26:52

That's true.

• 3:26:53

And to be fair, the delivery was something monumentous.

• 3:26:57

And now that.

• 3:26:58

Star Bolt!

• 3:26:59

It's coming from a wand.

• 3:27:00

Three damage.

• 3:27:00

So I can do this 49 more times.

• 3:27:03

Nice.

• 3:27:04

That is very nice.

• 3:27:05

Because I'm a wizard and that's what wizards do.

• 3:27:08

One of them looks down as if to think perhaps something had touched him.

• 3:27:13

And he notices that there's a slight faint glitter on his pants.

• 3:27:18

And he looks at you and shakes his head.

• 3:27:20

And there's glitter coming off the tip of one of his pants.

• 3:27:22

The tip of my wand.

• 3:27:23

Yes, exactly.

• 3:27:27

Well done.

• 3:27:29

It says I was sent.

• 3:27:31

He says I was sent to kill you.

• 3:27:34

Surely you are beneath my skills and prowess.

• 3:27:37

I waited for some more glitter out of.

• 3:27:40

Very well.

• 3:27:41

You know what I didn't do?

• 3:27:42

I didn't miss.

• 3:27:43

This is true.

• 3:27:44

The glitter will be there forever.

• 3:27:45

Three damage is better than zero.

• 3:27:47

No, I did more than three.

• 3:27:48

I did four and three.

• 3:27:49

I didn't have a set of updates.

• 3:27:51

Incoming.

• 3:27:53

So we have.

• 3:27:56

Disger with a $10 donation.

• 3:27:59

Corey Newbeck with the $10 donation.

• 3:28:02

Steven Jagged with a $10 donation.

• 3:28:06

Anonymous with a five.

• 3:28:08

Onley with the $20 donation.

• 3:28:11

Derek Dixon with the $20 donation.

• 3:28:15

Derek Dixon.

• 3:28:16

Like that.

• 3:28:18

It's good.

• 3:28:19

We're going to say Bo with a $200 donation.

• 3:28:25

David the gnome with a $50 donation.

• 3:28:27

David the gnome with a $35.

• 3:28:28

David the gnome.

• 3:28:30

Diter with a $10 donation.

• 3:28:32

David the gnome with another $50 donation.

• 3:28:34

Holy smokes.

• 3:28:35

David the gnome goes to the gym.

• 3:28:37

George Theo with a $1 donation.

• 3:28:40

Oh, that's cute.

• 3:28:41

I'm broke, but I want to give out for the kids.

• 3:28:44

Very nice.

• 3:28:45

Just being here is enough too.

• 3:28:47

David the gnome is stacking 20s for Nat 20s for them.

• 3:28:53

What about the gym?

• 3:28:55

How many do I have?

• 3:28:56

Right now you have one inspiration.

• 3:28:58

You have three don'ts.

• 3:29:00

You have three Nat 20s and four Nat ones.

• 3:29:03

So whenever it's your turn, I was going to walk you through.

• 3:29:05

And then Garkin has a lovely one, two, three, four, five,

• 3:29:12

$20 donations saying for each one, you get a doom.

• 3:29:17

You get a doom.

• 3:29:18

And you get a doom.

• 3:29:19

And you get a doom.

• 3:29:20

And you get a doom.

• 3:29:22

I didn't know Oprah was a fan.

• 3:29:23

Everyone gets a doom.

• 3:29:27

Garkin with the Oprah.

• 3:29:28

Keeps it spicy.

• 3:29:30

Yeah.

• 3:29:30

Speaking of spicy.

• 3:29:31

It was supposed to be a car.

• 3:29:34

Also, updates on the deadly threats.

• 3:29:38

John, you have one coming your way.

• 3:29:40

Oh, no.

• 3:29:42

And Zim, you have one coming your way.

• 3:29:46

Another one.

• 3:29:48

You have two.

• 3:29:49

Thank you.

• 3:29:50

Well, I already went through one.

• 3:29:52

It is the assassin's turn.

• 3:29:54

What?

• 3:29:54

Do you have two?

• 3:29:55

No.

• 3:29:55

Well, I've had one before.

• 3:29:59

Who is standing over here?

• 3:30:02

I just did a Star Bolt with my stat.

• 3:30:04

I'm not me.

• 3:30:05

I'm crouched.

• 3:30:05

I'm hidden.

• 3:30:06

Which of my assassins are engaged in melee combat?

• 3:30:09

One fight in the cat.

• 3:30:10

There's two fighting the cat and one is standing alone

• 3:30:13

in front of Margaret.

• 3:30:15

Can you five foot step them out of range of the melee attacks?

• 3:30:19

Please do so.

• 3:30:22

Where's the wall in this building?

• 3:30:24

It's the actual wall.

• 3:30:26

You know what?

• 3:30:26

Actually, I'm sorry.

• 3:30:27

It's the actual edge of the map.

• 3:30:28

Okay.

• 3:30:29

For the first one.

• 3:30:29

Second one, you can't.

• 3:30:30

Five foot step.

• 3:30:31

I thought the wall was that.

• 3:30:32

So the two that are unengaged will let loose another flurry of blows.

• 3:30:41

Hmm.

• 3:30:54

Your mic stuck to the dagger.

• 3:30:55

Yeah.

• 3:31:06

Let me see here.

• 3:31:10

Actually, let's move them into flanking range.

• 3:31:15

Who's that over there in the furthest?

• 3:31:17

Oh wait, we weren't taking advantage of flanking.

• 3:31:19

Let's do that.

• 3:31:23

So you want to move this one?

• 3:31:24

Move them both to flank her.

• 3:31:26

What's the movement distance?

• 3:31:28

The movement is 40.

• 3:31:31

Can he jump over the table or no?

• 3:31:34

Uh, yeah.

• 3:31:35

They have like acrobatics of gargantuan.

• 3:31:37

Five.

• 3:31:37

And...

• 3:31:38

You just need to not roll away.

• 3:31:40

Fifteen.

• 3:31:41

Yeah, you need to still roll.

• 3:31:43

Twenty.

• 3:31:43

I don't need to, no.

• 3:31:44

It's 25.

• 3:31:46

Auto pass.

• 3:31:47

Are we doing auto pass skills checks?

• 3:31:48

I just want to make sure we're clear on that.

• 3:31:50

Yeah, you can't.

• 3:31:50

Unless it's a negative consequence.

• 3:31:52

Yeah, there is a negative consequence.

• 3:31:54

If you fail by five on acrobatics, you fall.

• 3:31:55

They have a plus 42 acrobatics.

• 3:31:58

So if they fail by five...

• 3:31:59

Which they can't.

• 3:32:00

Okay.

• 3:32:02

Okay.

• 3:32:03

Hey, they're flanking?

• 3:32:04

Yep.

• 3:32:04

All right, perfect.

• 3:32:07

So they get one attack each, and they will choose to strike...

• 3:32:16

With an...

• 3:32:20

Unarmed strike.

• 3:32:21

Hey, the deadly threat was for Zim.

• 3:32:23

Hey, it's an unarmed.

• 3:32:24

John, not me.

• 3:32:25

That's not true.

• 3:32:26

Yeah.

• 3:32:26

You were voted deadly threat.

• 3:32:27

No, I already got my deadly threat.

• 3:32:28

This is the deadly threat.

• 3:32:29

It hasn't resolved.

• 3:32:30

It hasn't resolved.

• 3:32:30

When they are dead, it is resolved.

• 3:32:32

It's an encounter.

• 3:32:33

Hmm.

• 3:32:34

I see.

• 3:32:35

It's okay.

• 3:32:36

Plus 15.

• 3:32:37

They're like slapping you now, because it's unarmed.

• 3:32:41

Not unarmed.

• 3:32:42

It is.

• 3:32:42

He said unarmed strikes.

• 3:32:43

Oh, well, I...

• 3:32:45

They're monk assassins.

• 3:32:47

Monk, ninja.

• 3:32:48

So it's deadly.

• 3:32:49

It's a little...

• 3:32:51

Deadly slap.

• 3:32:52

Plus 15.

• 3:32:53

Deadly slap.

• 3:32:54

And they're flagging, so plus 17.

• 3:32:55

First plus 17 is a 22 versus your normal AC.

• 3:33:00

My normal AC is 22.

• 3:33:03

Next one is...

• 3:33:04

We're going to use the crit.

• 3:33:06

Because I have judgment of protection.

• 3:33:07

Oh, you have to use them all the time.

• 3:33:08

You have to, right away.

• 3:33:09

Yeah, you have to use them.

• 3:33:11

You have...

• 3:33:12

You got to cheat it.

• 3:33:13

What do I have?

• 3:33:13

You have inspiration, doom, nat 20, and nat 1.

• 3:33:16

You have your pick of the litter.

• 3:33:17

So the first one I will do, then, inspiration.

• 3:33:20

Okay.

• 3:33:21

So 15 plus an 18.

• 3:33:24

So we'll take the 18.

• 3:33:25

Next one, I'll do a 20.

• 3:33:29

Now roll to confirm.

• 3:33:31

You can auto roll to confirm.

• 3:33:35

You can auto crit me, Steven.

• 3:33:36

Yeah.

• 3:33:37

You know that?

• 3:33:37

Look, I'm just saying.

• 3:33:39

Hey, I'm not cheating.

• 3:33:40

That's true.

• 3:33:41

Yeah, I keep...

• 3:33:42

Everyone's telling me that all the nat ones are going to the GM.

• 3:33:45

Where are these nat ones being rolled?

• 3:33:46

Yeah.

• 3:33:47

I used all my stuff.

• 3:33:49

I know, but GM's not.

• 3:33:50

Well, I've already got more stuff now.

• 3:33:51

I don't think his slacks...

• 3:33:52

I have DMs now.

• 3:33:52

GM has four nat 1.

• 3:33:54

His black isn't even open.

• 3:33:54

He's got more than that.

• 3:33:55

It does not confirm.

• 3:33:57

He's too busy slurping in his soup.

• 3:33:59

I know.

• 3:34:00

Kyle, who's...

• 3:34:01

Lucky you.

• 3:34:02

...too successful to strike?

• 3:34:03

Oh, me too.

• 3:34:04

Who's assigning the nat's?

• 3:34:07

The person that wants to keep their job.

• 3:34:09

The person that wants to keep their job.

• 3:34:09

Plus 1.

• 3:34:09

That's two.

• 3:34:09

Is that one?

• 3:34:10

One D6.

• 3:34:10

He doesn't want to keep his job.

• 3:34:11

No, he does want to keep his job.

• 3:34:12

He's like, fuck, he doesn't get it.

• 3:34:13

I had a held action for as soon as something came in as well.

• 3:34:16

Steve doesn't get it.

• 3:34:17

Steve doesn't get it.

• 3:34:17

Dad, Dad, we're doing a great job, right Steve?

• 3:34:18

You're hired.

• 3:34:20

What do you say?

• 3:34:21

What?

• 3:34:22

I had a held action to whenever something came near me, I was going to hit it.

• 3:34:25

You may do that.

• 3:34:26

Yeah.

• 3:34:28

Smack a dace.

• 3:34:30

Oh, no.

• 3:34:31

Actually, I have to do doom, so I have to pick the lowest.

• 3:34:33

Very well.

• 3:34:34

So 6.

• 3:34:36

Doom.

• 3:34:36

A 13.

• 3:34:37

So 6.

• 3:34:38

We only have a doom now.

• 3:34:38

Oh, doom is roll twice?

• 3:34:39

Take lowest or is doom 1?

• 3:34:41

Doom is roll twice, you take lowest.

• 3:34:42

Disadvantage.

• 3:34:43

Nice.

• 3:34:43

It's disadvantage basically.

• 3:34:45

Yeah, I don't think I hit.

• 3:34:47

Okay.

• 3:34:47

So then damage being done.

• 3:34:49

Does it 12 hits?

• 3:34:49

No.

• 3:34:50

25.

• 3:34:51

Yeah.

• 3:34:51

Here's the damage.

• 3:34:52

2d10 plus 2 plus 2d6 plus 4d6.

• 3:35:00

There's the 4d6.

• 3:35:01

Is that something you guys are really good at?

• 3:35:03

2d10?

• 3:35:03

Yeah, I'm going sleepy.

• 3:35:04

I need 2d6.

• 3:35:05

2 more d6.

• 3:35:13

Oh, I still have three more dooms or something like that.

• 3:35:16

I'm very, very doomed.

• 3:35:18

And this is plus 2.

• 3:35:22

9, 12, 15, plus 6, 21, plus 5, 26, plus 2.

• 3:35:30

28 points of damage.

• 3:35:32

I'm slapping.

• 3:35:33

I think she's exactly at zero.

• 3:35:35

How much is it?

• 3:35:35

28.

• 3:35:36

28.

• 3:35:37

I'm at zero exactly.

• 3:35:38

You're staggered.

• 3:35:41

Oh, I'm sorry, Steve.

• 3:35:45

The guy that failed to save.

• 3:35:49

Who?

• 3:35:50

The guy that failed to save against my Star Bolt.

• 3:35:52

Yes.

• 3:35:53

And this is why I use Star Bolt.

• 3:35:55

Got it.

• 3:35:55

Is what you're about to learn.

• 3:35:57

Got it.

• 3:35:57

Which is to make you sad.

• 3:35:59

Got it.

• 3:35:59

A creature hit by Star Bolt must make a 4 save or be dazed for the remainder of the round.

• 3:36:06

So that's one of those guys that's dazed.

• 3:36:08

Every time I blast a Star Bolt, if you fail your save, you're dazed.

• 3:36:12

It's half damage and dazed.

• 3:36:17

Fail to save?

• 3:36:18

If you fail to save, you take full damage and you're dazed.

• 3:36:21

Oh, and if I speed.

• 3:36:22

If you make the save, you take half damage and you're dazed.

• 3:36:24

And not dazed.

• 3:36:25

That's why I use Star Bolt.

• 3:36:26

I see.

• 3:36:27

That's why it is not a second spell.

• 3:36:32

Okay.

• 3:36:33

And none of you are dazed.

• 3:36:34

I take back my means.

• 3:36:35

You should take quarter damage.

• 3:36:38

No, we'll say that guy's dazed over here.

• 3:36:41

Sure.

• 3:36:42

For this one.

• 3:36:43

Yep.

• 3:36:44

Okay, and then the guy that's dazed over here can do either movement or standard?

• 3:36:48

Yes.

• 3:36:48

Okay.

• 3:36:49

I don't know why you're handing this to me.

• 3:36:51

Because you're staggered.

• 3:36:51

You're staggered.

• 3:36:52

I'm like...

• 3:36:53

That's what the staggered condition does to you.

• 3:36:58

Okay.

• 3:37:00

Then the dazed one shall attack.

• 3:37:04

And I will use a crit on you.

• 3:37:09

And I will roll to confirm.

• 3:37:10

Is that the kitty?

• 3:37:13

It's another 20.

• 3:37:14

Using a nat 20?

• 3:37:16

It's a confirm.

• 3:37:17

Can't I use a nat 20 to negate it?

• 3:37:22

To negate it?

• 3:37:22

No.

• 3:37:23

I got a nat 20.

• 3:37:25

I know it was a nat 1.

• 3:37:25

Plus 2.

• 3:37:28

17, 18, 19, 20 plus 22 points of damage.

• 3:37:33

And both of you, you need to make two fortitude saves and you need to make a fortitude save.

• 3:37:38

Oh, you take half damage though, right?

• 3:37:41

That's what Cliff said?

• 3:37:42

You take half damage?

• 3:37:43

No, no, no.

• 3:37:43

What did we tell him about?

• 3:37:44

Oh, it was not.

• 3:37:45

Both of these, I'm really taking advantage.

• 3:37:48

Oh, okay.

• 3:37:49

DC 14.

• 3:37:52

One of them is a fail.

• 3:37:53

Okay.

• 3:37:55

No one's adjacent to me.

• 3:37:56

Is anyone adjacent to me?

• 3:37:58

25.

• 3:37:59

Succeeds.

• 3:38:01

The poison begins to course through your veins.

• 3:38:04

No, nobody's adjacent to you.

• 3:38:05

The core, the poison begins to course through your veins.

• 3:38:10

Roll a d2 and take that many in con damage.

• 3:38:12

Oh, you're dead.

• 3:38:13

Was this the other deadly threat?

• 3:38:15

There's no d2.

• 3:38:16

They're all the same deadly threat.

• 3:38:18

Do a d4, d5, d2.

• 3:38:18

Until this resolves, it's the same deadly threat.

• 3:38:24

You take one point of con damage.

• 3:38:26

I think you're under.

• 3:38:28

Well, what's your con value?

• 3:38:30

My con value is 16.

• 3:38:31

Then you might be.

• 3:38:33

Adjustments and then conditions, I think, at the bottom.

• 3:38:38

Right there, yep.

• 3:38:39

Right at the bottom.

• 3:38:40

Yep.

• 3:38:41

And then type in ability score damage or ability damage.

• 3:38:45

Okay.

• 3:38:47

The assassins.

• 3:38:50

Are done.

• 3:38:52

Have completed their turn.

• 3:38:53

Rylos, the situation is dire.

• 3:38:58

The other attendants to the meeting have since fled.

• 3:39:01

What's the duration?

• 3:39:03

Six rounds.

• 3:39:04

Each round, you may make a successful saving throw.

• 3:39:06

With two consecutive saves, you will negate the remainder of the effect.

• 3:39:11

Okay.

• 3:39:12

The Duke and Duchess lie dead at the table.

• 3:39:17

The Duchess slouching in her chair, fallen to the ground.

• 3:39:23

As the blood begins to pool.

• 3:39:25

What does inspiration do again?

• 3:39:27

It allows you to roll 2d20 and take the highest result.

• 3:39:30

Okay.

• 3:39:31

So when we channeled for heal, they didn't heal?

• 3:39:34

This Jew was already dead.

• 3:39:35

Unfortunately, they were not healable.

• 3:39:42

However, if you'd like to expand one of your resurrections, you may do so.

• 3:39:50

After the fight, sure.

• 3:39:51

Yep.

• 3:39:53

Who's unhealable?

• 3:39:55

The Duke and Duchess.

• 3:39:56

I'm going to use the resurrection to resurrect one.

• 3:40:00

We'll see if we're still around at the conclusion.

• 3:40:02

Sure, that's what I'll say.

• 3:40:03

And then even if we are, we'll see.

• 3:40:05

How many people died?

• 3:40:07

How hot is she?

• 3:40:08

Wow.

• 3:40:12

She's about, I would say, right now she's less than room temperature, I'm sure.

• 3:40:17

Both of them are attractive individuals.

• 3:40:21

Okay.

• 3:40:22

Both personality and a physical attribute.

• 3:40:25

Hold for hotness.

• 3:40:27

Hold on, it's the wife and the third?

• 3:40:28

They're not third in line.

• 3:40:29

They're third removed from the line of succession.

• 3:40:33

Oh, gotcha.

• 3:40:34

Was it the female line or male line?

• 3:40:35

It was the female line.

• 3:40:39

Oh, so yeah, he can remarry.

• 3:40:40

The Duchess is the sister.

• 3:40:49

Okay.

• 3:40:50

Okay.

• 3:40:53

So I will use my short bow again.

• 3:40:58

That guy's still up.

• 3:40:59

That guy's still up that I hit earlier, so I'm gonna go for him.

• 3:41:03

I'm gonna use inspiration.

• 3:41:05

All right, inspiration shall be used.

• 3:41:08

Did you stealth before?

• 3:41:11

No.

• 3:41:12

17.

• 3:41:13

You can stealth.

• 3:41:14

You can make a stealth check.

• 3:41:15

Roll a d20 separately.

• 3:41:18

Stealth check.

• 3:41:19

You succeed.

• 3:41:20

I'm gonna add my stealth.

• 3:41:21

Let me perceive real quick.

• 3:41:22

26.

• 3:41:23

You succeed.

• 3:41:24

All right, so I'm stealthed.

• 3:41:26

And 27 on the hit.

• 3:41:28

Hits.

• 3:41:28

All right.

• 3:41:29

Am I getting my sneak attack?

• 3:41:30

You do indeed.

• 3:41:32

So 3d6, I think.

• 3:41:34

Yep.

• 3:41:34

Hold on.

• 3:41:35

I know the 6 is good.

• 3:41:36

3d6 plus 7.

• 3:41:43

3d6 plus 7.

• 3:41:47

But then...

• 3:41:48

Wow.

• 3:41:48

17 plus 7.

• 3:41:51

Again, 24.

• 3:41:53

That's pretty good.

• 3:41:54

So now it's 34 before.

• 3:41:55

Oh, right.

• 3:41:56

24.

• 3:41:56

This guy's still up.

• 3:41:57

I don't know how much is he at.

• 3:41:58

58.

• 3:41:59

He is bloodied.

• 3:42:00

The assassin takes an arrow into his arm.

• 3:42:04

He turns at you with his eyes aglow as he says,

• 3:42:09

I have your heart.

• 3:42:13

We'll see if you can get through my glitter.

• 3:42:17

Maggie, are you down now?

• 3:42:19

What?

• 3:42:20

Are you down?

• 3:42:20

I'm at zero HP.

• 3:42:21

Well, did it adjust?

• 3:42:23

Because when you con damage, your HP might go down.

• 3:42:26

You lost five hit points.

• 3:42:28

Did you?

• 3:42:32

It's active, right?

• 3:42:33

Ability.

• 3:42:34

There you go.

• 3:42:35

I had it active.

• 3:42:36

So ability score damage, one constitution.

• 3:42:39

Puts you at still zero.

• 3:42:41

So she has to take two points to negatively affect her.

• 3:42:45

Excellent.

• 3:42:47

Then you can channel her up.

• 3:42:48

Odette, don't die yet.

• 3:42:52

Yet.

• 3:42:52

With your fading breath, what do you do?

• 3:42:56

I.

• 3:42:59

Yeah.

• 3:42:59

Remember, it's stagger only.

• 3:43:00

You can do one accent or anything cool like that.

• 3:43:02

Me?

• 3:43:03

Yeah.

• 3:43:04

I can heal.

• 3:43:04

Yeah.

• 3:43:05

Or you can delay until we get the what is what exactly is your heal?

• 3:43:09

What is it?

• 3:43:10

I have yet to hear like wounds.

• 3:43:13

Is that a spell?

• 3:43:14

Let's go like this.

• 3:43:15

Is that spell or is potion?

• 3:43:17

What do you do?

• 3:43:17

What do you do?

• 3:43:18

What exactly you could delay?

• 3:43:20

Yeah.

• 3:43:21

Until you channel again.

• 3:43:22

Yeah.

• 3:43:22

I can delay then.

• 3:43:24

Yeah.

• 3:43:24

Sure.

• 3:43:25

Very well.

• 3:43:26

Odette bides her time as Francis is called forth to act.

• 3:43:34

Francis.

• 3:43:35

Big round.

• 3:43:36

Same thing as last time.

• 3:43:37

Double channel.

• 3:43:38

I love it.

• 3:43:39

Do it.

• 3:43:39

Roll it.

• 3:43:40

Would like to remind you all that it is morning and that the whole spiel about resources and

• 3:43:45

stuff.

• 3:43:46

Yeah, we're going straight to bed.

• 3:43:46

Don't worry about it.

• 3:43:47

Okay.

• 3:43:48

We're gonna have a really very tired.

• 3:43:50

For the long day.

• 3:43:51

Get a full breakfast.

• 3:43:52

Perfect.

• 3:43:54

A cook nap.

• 3:43:55

Well plus 14.

• 3:43:57

We have another 26.

• 3:43:58

Wow.

• 3:43:59

I'm healed.

• 3:43:59

Yes, it kills.

• 3:44:01

Another burst of energy and light fill the room.

• 3:44:07

By the way, are you able to exclude?

• 3:44:11

Yes.

• 3:44:11

Yes.

• 3:44:11

Yes, I'm excluding them.

• 3:44:13

Very well.

• 3:44:14

That's the first question I asked.

• 3:44:15

Yes.

• 3:44:15

I did not declare it, but yes, there's.

• 3:44:18

Otherwise this would be a.

• 3:44:19

Come on.

• 3:44:20

Let's forth healing energies once more.

• 3:44:23

Zim.

• 3:44:27

There's no horses in here.

• 3:44:35

I can't do it.

• 3:44:36

Can't do it.

• 3:44:38

What are you trying to do?

• 3:44:39

There you go.

• 3:44:40

Rubble.

• 3:44:40

Rubble is.

• 3:44:45

I don't think that's a thing.

• 3:44:46

It's not on this level.

• 3:44:47

Just leave it on the ASMR people.

• 3:44:51

Okay.

• 3:44:51

I can't do that.

• 3:44:53

Finish him.

• 3:44:54

Finish him.

• 3:44:55

This is your moment.

• 3:44:56

Is it my turn to get your turn?

• 3:44:57

We're all waiting for your moment.

• 3:44:59

Now is the time.

• 3:45:00

Finish him.

• 3:45:01

Suck less.

• 3:45:02

All right.

• 3:45:02

You have some.

• 3:45:04

I'll take that into consideration.

• 3:45:06

I have a nat 20.

• 3:45:08

Yeah.

• 3:45:08

Oh, let me check.

• 3:45:12

You have three.

• 3:45:13

I confirm my nat 20.

• 3:45:15

20s.

• 3:45:16

And you also have inspiration.

• 3:45:19

No, you don't.

• 3:45:19

I just have dune.

• 3:45:22

211, 515.

• 3:45:24

That does not confirm my hit.

• 3:45:26

So just standard damage.

• 3:45:27

Okay.

• 3:45:28

So consuming nat 20.

• 3:45:34

You have another nat 20 after that.

• 3:45:36

Eight.

• 3:45:40

Eight damage with the mace.

• 3:45:42

Your mace swings forward.

• 3:45:44

Striking the assassin in his head.

• 3:45:48

How much?

• 3:45:49

That's good for eight.

• 3:45:50

Eight damage.

• 3:45:51

He is at 70.

• 3:45:53

Is he dead?

• 3:45:54

He falls to the ground.

• 3:45:55

Oh.

• 3:45:58

My cat can still pounce on him.

• 3:46:01

See you again.

• 3:46:05

And he dies.

• 3:46:06

That's not a good chance.

• 3:46:07

Does your cat have the pounce?

• 3:46:09

Really?

• 3:46:09

Does your cat have the pounce?

• 3:46:10

It's been the cat at the next guy.

• 3:46:11

Yeah.

• 3:46:12

Yeah.

• 3:46:12

Then the cat at the next guy.

• 3:46:14

Charge it.

• 3:46:15

Where is the next guy?

• 3:46:16

Right here.

• 3:46:16

Okay.

• 3:46:17

Charge!

• 3:46:17

That's really flank.

• 3:46:19

Bam.

• 3:46:20

You got the hit.

• 3:46:21

You got the flank.

• 3:46:22

And now I get bonus for you being there.

• 3:46:25

Good.

• 3:46:26

Okay.

• 3:46:28

All right.

• 3:46:28

We'll start with the bite to hit.

• 3:46:32

Does it have a pounce?

• 3:46:34

26.

• 3:46:35

Oh, yeah.

• 3:46:35

It's a crit.

• 3:46:35

26 hits.

• 3:46:36

And it was a crit.

• 3:46:38

Confirm.

• 3:46:38

You may roll to confirm.

• 3:46:40

Target DC.

• 3:46:41

25.

• 3:46:41

18.

• 3:46:43

Plus.

• 3:46:43

What?

• 3:46:44

No.

• 3:46:44

18 was the roll.

• 3:46:45

Nine.

• 3:46:45

24.

• 3:46:46

Don't remember.

• 3:46:46

You got plus two.

• 3:46:47

No, you got plus two.

• 3:46:47

Plus two.

• 3:46:48

And you charge plus four.

• 3:46:48

Yeah.

• 3:46:49

Is that your final answer?

• 3:46:49

Yeah.

• 3:46:50

It's confirmed.

• 3:46:50

You may confirm your critical threat.

• 3:46:51

Go kitty.

• 3:46:51

Go kitty.

• 3:46:52

Okay.

• 3:46:52

Quick update.

• 3:46:53

So we have.

• 3:46:53

Alexi, did you roll?

• 3:46:54

Yeah.

• 3:46:54

Yeah.

• 3:46:55

Well, that's what I'm going to do.

• 3:46:55

I'm going to.

• 3:46:56

So I'm trying.

• 3:46:56

I'm getting good at this.

• 3:46:57

I'm getting good at this.

• 3:46:57

I'm getting good at this.

• 3:46:58

I'm getting good at this.

• 3:46:58

I'm getting good at this.

• 3:46:59

I'm getting good at this.

• 3:46:59

I'm getting good at this.

• 3:47:48

Awesome.

• 3:47:49

Do it.

• 3:47:50

That's pretty rad.

• 3:47:51

We have already surpassed last year.

• 3:47:52

13.

• 3:47:53

No way.

• 3:47:54

Yeah.

• 3:47:55

You're at 33.

• 3:47:56

Oh, at the same time.

• 3:47:57

On the.

• 3:47:58

Just three.

• 3:47:59

So it's six plus last year's total was only like 33.

• 3:48:02

Our team was like a real clone.

• 3:48:04

Yeah.

• 3:48:05

Now you have.

• 3:48:05

Yeah.

• 3:48:06

That's the one that's 88.

• 3:48:06

No, but you can only do one.

• 3:48:07

Yeah.

• 3:48:07

No.

• 3:48:08

Yeah.

• 3:48:08

Last year's unless you have a problem because you moved.

• 3:48:09

Oh, is the primary catcher.

• 3:48:10

Yeah.

• 3:48:10

If you have a problem.

• 3:48:11

How else is he at?

• 3:48:11

You can do for all that one's just got wounded.

• 3:48:12

13.

• 3:48:12

Very well.

• 3:48:13

Zim's cat takes a bite out of crime.

• 3:48:13

Alice.

• 3:48:14

Alice.

• 3:48:14

Alice.

• 3:48:15

Alice.

• 3:48:15

Alice.

• 3:48:16

Alice.

• 3:48:16

Alice.

• 3:48:17

Alice.

• 3:48:17

Alice.

• 3:48:18

Alice.

• 3:48:18

Alice.

• 3:48:19

Alice.

• 3:48:19

Alice.

• 3:48:20

Alice.

• 3:48:20

Alice.

• 3:48:21

Alice.

• 3:48:29

Alice.

• 3:48:39

Veryに

• 3:48:43

I continue.

• 3:48:44

I fell back.

• 3:48:46

plus nine, first is inspiration.

• 3:48:49

Done.

• 3:48:51

We got 26.

• 3:48:54

You succeed in striking your target AC.

• 3:48:58

The eight plus five.

• 3:49:02

That would be 11 damage.

• 3:49:05

You may apply 11 damage.

• 3:49:07

That would be 69.

• 3:49:11

Nice, nice, excellent.

• 3:49:14

Nice.

• 3:49:15

Is he dead, he needs 70?

• 3:49:16

He needs 70.

• 3:49:18

Oh no.

• 3:49:19

Alex.

• 3:49:20

Not nice.

• 3:49:20

You're supposed to do damage.

• 3:49:21

Not nice.

• 3:49:22

One damage.

• 3:49:23

Shoot the other one.

• 3:49:24

Come on, just one more.

• 3:49:25

Cause I can for sure kill him.

• 3:49:25

Okay.

• 3:49:26

Well, I have doom anyway, so.

• 3:49:27

Well, I'll shoot that one, yeah.

• 3:49:28

Yeah, shoot the other one.

• 3:49:29

All right, I'll shoot the other one with doom.

• 3:49:31

So take lowest, plus nine.

• 3:49:34

Miss, miss, another doom.

• 3:49:37

Miss, five, five, miss, miss.

• 3:49:39

All right.

• 3:49:40

And then that's a key pool.

• 3:49:43

Three.

• 3:49:44

Misses all around.

• 3:49:44

They brought doom to us.

• 3:49:46

They doomed.

• 3:49:47

They doomed me.

• 3:49:49

We got a lot of doom.

• 3:49:50

There's a lot of doom.

• 3:49:51

Next, Desolock.

• 3:49:52

The.

• 3:49:53

Starbolt!

• 3:49:55

Dark bolt!

• 3:49:56

So the one that one hit points dies

• 3:49:58

cause he can't save himself.

• 3:50:00

He is dead.

• 3:50:00

The other guy may be.

• 3:50:01

The starbolt strikes him

• 3:50:03

and in a flurry of glitter,

• 3:50:06

he falls to the ground.

• 3:50:08

Just like Scott Pilgrim.

• 3:50:09

You're like jubilee.

• 3:50:10

You get the coins?

• 3:50:11

It tastes like jubilee.

• 3:50:12

Oh yeah, the coins just pop up.

• 3:50:13

You're jubilee from X-Men.

• 3:50:14

Okay.

• 3:50:15

The other guy can take a fort 16 go.

• 3:50:18

Oh, very well.

• 3:50:20

Fortitude 16 check.

• 3:50:22

Plus nine.

• 3:50:23

That's a 20.

• 3:50:24

He passes.

• 3:50:26

And my D6 has apparently been abducted.

• 3:50:29

Oh, I abducted him.

• 3:50:30

There you go.

• 3:50:31

You abducted me?

• 3:50:32

He's gonna take four damage.

• 3:50:33

He takes four damage.

• 3:50:35

You may apply four damage.

• 3:50:36

So he's from 13 to 17.

• 3:50:39

Bueller.

• 3:50:40

Bueller.

• 3:50:41

Oh, he took four more damage.

• 3:50:43

He's at 17.

• 3:50:44

And he is not dazed.

• 3:50:45

He resisted my star ball.

• 3:50:48

All right, it is his turn.

• 3:50:51

He just watched me blow his part.

• 3:50:52

Wait, hold on.

• 3:50:53

That's not.

• 3:50:54

Maggie.

• 3:50:55

It's your time to shine.

• 3:50:56

She has on hold.

• 3:50:58

Delay.

• 3:50:59

She has no action.

• 3:50:59

Yep.

• 3:51:00

Strike now.

• 3:51:02

You're flanking it too.

• 3:51:04

That's true.

• 3:51:05

Strike with all your might.

• 3:51:07

I'm doomed, so.

• 3:51:09

You didn't record my healing, you Maggie.

• 3:51:12

26.

• 3:51:13

26.

• 3:51:14

Sorry about that.

• 3:51:15

It makes a little bit of a difference.

• 3:51:17

Yeah, it makes a lot of difference.

• 3:51:19

All right, we'll see how this goes.

• 3:51:22

I'm doomed though, nope.

• 3:51:25

I only have 48 charges.

• 3:51:26

How much do I have to hit?

• 3:51:29

Yeah, definitely not hitting.

• 3:51:31

A 25.

• 3:51:32

And it is Itzko.

• 3:51:35

I rolled a four and a three.

• 3:51:36

He looked around the room.

• 3:51:38

Glitter.

• 3:51:38

To each shot into each of your eyes.

• 3:51:41

Glitter.

• 3:51:42

And he says, I will see you all soon.

• 3:51:47

He grabs something from his vest, throws it to the ground

• 3:51:51

as a poof of smoke explodes.

• 3:51:53

Can I try to grab it before?

• 3:51:54

Is he casting in front of me?

• 3:51:56

It's not a cast.

• 3:51:57

If you had a hold action still ready

• 3:51:59

with a trigger you could.

• 3:52:00

You may make an attack of opportunity actually.

• 3:52:02

And the cat as well.

• 3:52:03

And the cat as well.

• 3:52:04

You fight it back.

• 3:52:07

Okay, well I think this has to be at a disadvantage too

• 3:52:10

because I think.

• 3:52:12

No.

• 3:52:13

Can attack of opportunity be a grapple?

• 3:52:15

No.

• 3:52:16

Must be a standard attack action.

• 3:52:17

Oh, I get inspiration on this actually.

• 3:52:20

Bite him.

• 3:52:21

Or just did.

• 3:52:21

Oh, I don't know, bite the guy.

• 3:52:22

Rolling so bad.

• 3:52:23

With a kitty.

• 3:52:24

It's an eight.

• 3:52:25

No, I get to attack of opportunity.

• 3:52:27

Excellent.

• 3:52:29

Hey, kitty cat, no.

• 3:52:31

18, I don't think it's, so stop it.

• 3:52:35

About to get your head torn off.

• 3:52:37

Stop the roll.

• 3:52:38

And then Parker died.

• 3:52:39

Yeah, I'm having.

• 3:52:40

There you go.

• 3:52:41

Come here.

• 3:52:42

My thing came off.

• 3:52:44

And he's back.

• 3:52:45

And he's back.

• 3:52:46

He likes the chair.

• 3:52:47

He likes.

• 3:52:48

17 doesn't hit, does it?

• 3:52:49

Don't use your claws though.

• 3:52:50

Now you take that.

• 3:52:50

Okay.

• 3:52:51

Did you hit Maggie?

• 3:52:52

No.

• 3:52:53

Say it.

• 3:52:54

I rolled a six.

• 3:52:55

That's okay, you need to do like 50.

• 3:52:57

I rolled a six and I got an 18.

• 3:52:59

It's okay, you need 53 damage to stop him.

• 3:53:05

Did anybody hit him?

• 3:53:06

No.

• 3:53:07

In the opportunity attack.

• 3:53:09

Did he take any damage?

• 3:53:10

The answer is no.

• 3:53:11

He's gone.

• 3:53:12

You are all out of initiative.

• 3:53:14

Yay.

• 3:53:15

When he left, he just left.

• 3:53:17

All right, shall we use revives on the Duke and the Duchess?

• 3:53:21

Who's the most important?

• 3:53:22

I think we should.

• 3:53:23

I think with Liz, Duchess.

• 3:53:26

She's the first line vote.

• 3:53:28

I think we do vote.

• 3:53:29

We started the first one,

• 3:53:30

then maybe she has another revive in her pocket.

• 3:53:32

I think we do.

• 3:53:33

Well, who?

• 3:53:34

I mean, she's.

• 3:53:35

She is the real person.

• 3:53:36

He was the one telling us everything.

• 3:53:37

All opposed to reviving both, raise your hand.

• 3:53:42

I want the first revive, I wanted a tie at least.

• 3:53:45

Okay, we have one opposed,

• 3:53:46

so that means the rest are in favor of,

• 3:53:48

therefore we revive both.

• 3:53:49

Very well.

• 3:53:50

We are burning two group revives,

• 3:53:51

they have to be.

• 3:53:52

The cleric forms a ritual.

• 3:53:56

Two used, I'll put them on Steven.

• 3:53:57

He begins to harness the power of life and death

• 3:54:01

granted to him through his manipulation of the essence.

• 3:54:05

As his mortal coil conduits the essence into their bodies,

• 3:54:11

you hear grasping for air erupt from each of them.

• 3:54:18

Oh, what happened?

• 3:54:20

You died.

• 3:54:21

The Duke stands immediately rushing to his wife,

• 3:54:24

the Duchess.

• 3:54:26

She begins to come alert as she looks around the room

• 3:54:31

and she says, what is the meaning of this?

• 3:54:34

Both of them looking down to their chest

• 3:54:37

and they see it's stained in blood all across their clothing

• 3:54:42

with a rip emanating from the front.

• 3:54:45

They look to you and say, what happened?

• 3:54:50

Would point to the broken bodies of the two servants

• 3:54:54

that had, I said, these cultists had snuck into your household

• 3:54:59

and assassinated you.

• 3:55:00

We were able to defeat them, but at a high cost.

• 3:55:04

As you point to the bodies, you notice something strange.

• 3:55:10

There's something strange in the neighborhood.

• 3:55:13

What?

• 3:55:14

Do we notice that's so strange?

• 3:55:15

Their mouth lies open and within their tongue has dissolved.

• 3:55:24

So even in dark magic speak.

• 3:55:27

Even in death, they will not speak their secrets.

• 3:55:36

You mentioned someone named Lamont.

• 3:55:39

Lamont, yes, Lamont.

• 3:55:42

That is your mission.

• 3:55:43

You must reach her.

• 3:55:45

Where will we find her?

• 3:55:47

You will find her at the Mage's Tower

• 3:55:50

in the University of Carthen.

• 3:55:53

She was tasked with exploring a way

• 3:55:58

that we might slow the advance of the ancients.

• 3:56:08

Do we know who the ancients are?

• 3:56:11

Yes.

• 3:56:12

All right, let us grab our gear and head to the underworld.

• 3:56:16

That's the underworld?

• 3:56:17

Before we go, what else do you know

• 3:56:20

about our enemies we're about to face?

• 3:56:22

How many?

• 3:56:23

Who's the third guy that died?

• 3:56:25

No, the third guy.

• 3:56:27

The third guy died.

• 3:56:28

I thought you said he loved.

• 3:56:30

The Duke says that is my brother, Lord Hemley.

• 3:56:34

Do you have a way to revive him, I ask?

• 3:56:37

We do.

• 3:56:38

Okay, good.

• 3:56:39

I told you, we should have just revived Duchess.

• 3:56:42

All about brownie points, buddy.

• 3:56:43

It is brownie points.

• 3:56:44

And by the way, all of you except for Alex's character

• 3:56:47

receive a hero point.

• 3:56:48

Well, yay.

• 3:56:49

Why doesn't he get one?

• 3:56:51

Because he voted not to revive the Duchess.

• 3:56:53

No, I said Duchess, not the Duke.

• 3:56:55

Oh, no.

• 3:56:56

He voted not to revive the Duke.

• 3:56:57

That's it.

• 3:56:58

That's it.

• 3:56:59

You're wrong.

• 3:57:00

Great.

• 3:57:01

So I'm back to two.

• 3:57:02

For goodness' sake.

• 3:57:03

Who needs healing?

• 3:57:05

I do, 100% Duke.

• 3:57:07

Besides Maggie, I mean.

• 3:57:07

I'm good.

• 3:57:08

I'm solid.

• 3:57:09

Each time you did it.

• 3:57:10

You totally held us off.

• 3:57:11

You did me right.

• 3:57:12

We could use the wand on him though.

• 3:57:12

Yeah, unbelievable.

• 3:57:13

I just was gonna talk about that.

• 3:57:14

We had the democratic vote.

• 3:57:15

Yeah, I know.

• 3:57:16

You were wrong.

• 3:57:17

And you voted in a way

• 3:57:18

that didn't garner you a hero point.

• 3:57:20

You gotta understand democracy is now.

• 3:57:21

He's wanding me right now.

• 3:57:22

You either vote right or you vote wrong.

• 3:57:23

Your vote was what's indicative of your.

• 3:57:24

It's not like resolution is what we deal with.

• 3:57:28

Wow.

• 3:57:29

Yeah.

• 3:57:35

All right.

• 3:57:36

Unbelievable.

• 3:57:39

He says to you, thank you for your services here.

• 3:57:43

I'm afraid during these times,

• 3:57:45

no one can be trusted.

• 3:57:48

You should be more careful.

• 3:57:48

Careful about who you keep it for your company.

• 3:57:51

He says to you, yes.

• 3:57:53

Who would have thought that our own kind

• 3:57:56

would turn against us in the end of days.

• 3:58:00

She looks very disappointed.

• 3:58:02

These people are misguided

• 3:58:04

with their allegiance and devotion.

• 3:58:07

But we will bring justice upon them.

• 3:58:09

They will soon learn that their efforts are misplaced.

• 3:58:15

He nods at that.

• 3:58:17

He says to you, there is something at hand

• 3:58:24

that we are attempting to do here in the city.

• 3:58:27

And it was important that Lamont succeeded

• 3:58:31

in preventing the enemy armies from reaching the capital,

• 3:58:36

buying us any amount of time possible

• 3:58:40

so that we might complete these efforts.

• 3:58:44

And what if our efforts were not able

• 3:58:46

to be able to do so?

• 3:58:48

Then I fear it would be the end, truly, he says.

• 3:58:55

Then we must hurry.

• 3:58:56

And I look to my companions specifically over that way,

• 3:59:00

because I know that we have been the ones

• 3:59:01

that are like, let's go.

• 3:59:02

Yeah, we're on our way to go to the armory

• 3:59:05

to pick up our cursed items.

• 3:59:06

Very well.

• 3:59:07

You arrive at the armory.

• 3:59:10

And since magical and cursed items are assigned to people,

• 3:59:17

we can at least make them so that they applicable

• 3:59:20

to the person, because otherwise it doesn't.

• 3:59:22

Or does it, I think the GM,

• 3:59:25

how many magical items are there?

• 3:59:26

There's a lot.

• 3:59:27

And I have magic items here that you can pull from.

• 3:59:30

I can't wait to be giga cursed.

• 3:59:31

Yeah, giga cursed.

• 3:59:33

So currently there are quite a few.

• 3:59:35

So just regular magic items.

• 3:59:38

I have two.

• 3:59:39

Brian has one, Alex has one.

• 3:59:42

I have one.

• 3:59:43

Six magic items and two cursed items.

• 3:59:45

Cliff has one.

• 3:59:46

I have magical items and two cursed items.

• 3:59:48

I have a cursed and a magic.

• 3:59:49

And then there's two.

• 3:59:50

I have a cursed and so does Cliff.

• 3:59:52

Oh.

• 3:59:54

Now you can just look at the total used.

• 3:59:56

You can see how many total we have.

• 3:59:58

He's not looking.

• 4:00:00

I've been tracking his stuff for him.

• 4:00:02

Each of you may select a magical item

• 4:00:07

valued at 10,000 or less gold.

• 4:00:14

It is a single item.

• 4:00:18

In addition, you may each also select any single item

• 4:00:22

valued at 2,500 gold or less from the armory.

• 4:00:27

Lastly, you may get any number of assorted,

• 4:00:31

mundane, non-magical items that are valued at 1,000 gold

• 4:00:35

or less from the armory.

• 4:00:41

And the two of you, I will let you know

• 4:00:42

what your cursed items are.

• 4:00:43

You must act under the pretense of not knowing

• 4:00:46

that it is cursed.

• 4:00:48

So one of these will be cursed?

• 4:00:49

No, I'll give you a separate item.

• 4:00:50

Oh, you give us a separate item.

• 4:00:51

Okay.

• 4:00:52

Of course.

• 4:00:53

So 10,000 for magic.

• 4:00:53

10,000 alone.

• 4:00:55

One 10,000 or less, one 2,500 or less,

• 4:00:58

and any number of non-magical 1,000 or less items.

• 4:01:01

Non-magical, okay.

• 4:01:02

And this is a non-magical.

• 4:01:06

Well, as we reach two o'clock,

• 4:01:10

let me see where we left off.

• 4:01:13

So right after we finished up,

• 4:01:15

we had Ver-den-t.

• 4:01:18

Ver-den-t?

• 4:01:19

Vernadette Grant.

• 4:01:21

Vernadette.

• 4:01:23

Vernadette.

• 4:01:23

Vernadette, there we go, thank you.

• 4:01:24

Vernadette-a-bella Grant.

• 4:01:26

Vernadette-a-bella Grant.

• 4:01:27

That messed with my mind for a second,

• 4:01:30

but thank you for that.

• 4:01:31

$100 donation from him.

• 4:01:33

Woo!

• 4:01:34

For a wild magic.

• 4:01:35

From her.

• 4:01:36

Vernadette.

• 4:01:37

All right.

• 4:01:38

You couldn't see that,

• 4:01:40

but there was a nice little thumbs up there for myself.

• 4:01:43

McStackerton with a $200 donation

• 4:01:45

for a magic item to a random player.

• 4:01:46

Woo, McStackerton!

• 4:01:48

Seindel with a $250 donation for an ability increase.

• 4:01:52

Nice.

• 4:01:54

Wow, ability.

• 4:01:55

Nelkri with a $35 donation for a nat 20.

• 4:02:00

Salim with a $35 donation for a nat 20.

• 4:02:03

Salim with a $50 donation for a nat one.

• 4:02:06

Thank you, guys.

• 4:02:07

And then Chance.

• 4:02:08

And I'm sure Salim's meant for that nat one

• 4:02:10

to go to Steve.

• 4:02:11

Oh no.

• 4:02:12

I'm actually almost 100% sure of that.

• 4:02:15

With a $35 donation for a nat 20.

• 4:02:19

Are you guys reading those notes?

• 4:02:21

I'm a little suspect.

• 4:02:22

Yeah, those notes are all over the place.

• 4:02:23

For Uncle Zim on the nat 20.

• 4:02:27

Oh no, I'm curious about that nat one.

• 4:02:31

The nat one, I think it's just him.

• 4:02:33

Um.

• 4:02:35

Please scroll back here.

• 4:02:36

What's the bonus that allows you to attack ghosts?

• 4:02:39

Oh yeah, no, the nat one was a pox on the GM.

• 4:02:42

What?

• 4:02:43

Yes.

• 4:02:44

I had nothing to do with that.

• 4:02:47

That was Salim.

• 4:02:49

Salim.

• 4:02:51

What was the-

• 4:02:52

Thanks, brother.

• 4:02:53

I mean, I had nothing to do with that.

• 4:02:54

Bane does damage and, um.

• 4:02:58

Is it ghost touch?

• 4:02:59

Is it silver weapon?

• 4:03:00

Ghost touch, I think does the-

• 4:03:01

Is it silver weapon?

• 4:03:02

Can you not make a bow ghost touched?

• 4:03:04

You wanna do undead and demonic.

• 4:03:06

Anything undead or demonic.

• 4:03:08

Cold iron, blunt, slashing, depending on the undead.

• 4:03:14

How are you dealing with ammunition

• 4:03:17

and making it ghost touch?

• 4:03:18

Cause ghost touch can be only ammunition or a weapon.

• 4:03:21

Yeah.

• 4:03:22

So, buying ammunition that is ghost touched,

• 4:03:26

is it based on just number of arrows I have?

• 4:03:30

Which the conversion rate.

• 4:03:32

It should say in the spell.

• 4:03:34

Should we do some of these challenges?

• 4:03:35

I agree.

• 4:03:36

It is, it is time.

• 4:03:38

It's challenge, while you guys in the meantime

• 4:03:40

can find the items that you wanna do

• 4:03:43

and we will do the challenges

• 4:03:45

and then we will do some non-Raffle giveaway.

• 4:03:48

What's gonna be happening now for the whole break?

• 4:03:51

Those are gonna be starting now for the rest of the break.

• 4:03:54

Oh really?

• 4:03:54

We don't need to do them.

• 4:03:55

Oh that's cool.

• 4:03:56

Are we gonna announce?

• 4:03:57

Adam is already doing them.

• 4:03:58

So, okay, got it.

• 4:03:59

They'll be announced in chat.

• 4:03:59

Yeah, Adam is already doing them.

• 4:04:01

So we don't have to.

• 4:04:02

So the non-Raffle giveaways will be happening in chat

• 4:04:04

while we do challenges.

• 4:04:06

Yes, exactly.

• 4:04:08

And we're handing out a lot of keys today.

• 4:04:10

50 now.

• 4:04:11

Will you add a 15 too, is that included?

• 4:04:13

Yeah, that's 50 right now, yeah.

• 4:04:16

And you know what?

• 4:04:16

If we hit some milestones, maybe I'll add some more.

• 4:04:18

We don't know.

• 4:04:20

We'll see.

• 4:04:22

So Steven, in this collection of 10,000 or less gold items,

• 4:04:27

is there an 11,000 gold amulet just sitting there perhaps?

• 4:04:31

There is, but it's protected behind a force field

• 4:04:34

that says this is more expensive than you can take.

• 4:04:36

Dang it.

• 4:04:38

Question, how much XP do we get?

• 4:04:41

You actually all will advance to level six.

• 4:04:44

Sweet.

• 4:04:46

So how much XP is that to advance it?

• 4:04:48

Whatever amount of XP necessary.

• 4:04:50

If you go to classes and look at the top,

• 4:04:52

it'll tell you how much XP for the next level.

• 4:04:54

And the next chapter shall be

• 4:04:57

known as the road less traveled.

• 4:05:03

The road less traveled.

• 4:05:05

The gnome less traveled?

• 4:05:07

The gnome less traveled.

• 4:05:12

I must now go to the restroom.

• 4:05:14

Eight now.

• 4:05:16

I'm gonna roll my HP.

• 4:05:17

Six, I'll keep it.

• 4:05:18

I'll roll my HP too.

• 4:05:21

Might as well.

• 4:05:25

Four, that's average.

• 4:05:28

Steven, when you return, I'll need a reroll on my health.

• 4:05:34

What's a good 10,000 gold roll to solid magic item?

• 4:05:39

Yeah, my favorite is 11,000 gold.

• 4:05:43

How much is the XP to us?

• 4:05:45

Fuck. How much is the XP to us?

• 4:05:48

No.

• 4:05:57

You said you can look at your class.

• 4:05:58

Cloak of resistance is there.

• 4:05:59

Classes. I mean, the classic.

• 4:06:01

You can get a fatty cloak of resistance and good armor.

• 4:06:03

It's probably about that.

• 4:06:04

15,000. I need 15,000.

• 4:06:06

Oh, um.

• 4:06:07

Necklace.

• 4:06:09

Bane undead weapons, so I don't have to cast it on you guys.

• 4:06:12

I have a bow.

• 4:06:13

Does it have Bane undead on it?

• 4:06:15

Yeah.

• 4:06:15

I don't think so.

• 4:06:17

I already made a plus one for 2,000 gold for now.

• 4:06:21

That will be my magic item for below 2,500.

• 4:06:24

And then I'm gonna, I need to find a 10,000.

• 4:06:27

I haven't done that in a while.

• 4:06:31

You can make a Bane undead base now if you wanted.

• 4:06:34

What?

• 4:06:35

A Bane undead base,

• 4:06:36

or you could just juice out your AC or whatever you want.

• 4:06:39

Yeah, you can do a Necklace of Natural Protection.

• 4:06:46

I'll get your assistance in a moment.

• 4:06:48

10,000.

• 4:06:49

Okay, so who would like to do the Oreo challenge?

• 4:06:53

Oreo Tower challenge.

• 4:06:54

So basically your job is to build an Oreo tower

• 4:06:58

as tall as you can.

• 4:06:59

We need two people for the challenge.

• 4:07:01

I'll do that.

• 4:07:02

Okay, so Brian versus Alexei.

• 4:07:07

Can we do anything to the Oreos?

• 4:07:09

Can you do anything to the Oreos?

• 4:07:11

No, no, like lick them.

• 4:07:12

I do it.

• 4:07:13

Like lick them, right?

• 4:07:14

So that that adheres together.

• 4:07:15

Oh yeah, you can lick them, sure.

• 4:07:16

Okay, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 4:07:17

Because it's like, if you just stack them, then they don't.

• 4:07:20

I'll allow licking the Oreos.

• 4:07:21

You can use your lick technique.

• 4:07:23

I don't know if I'm gonna, with my size.

• 4:07:24

Can you twist them too?

• 4:07:26

Can you apply boogers?

• 4:07:28

And then I'll play them on the side?

• 4:07:29

So it's like the biggest, within the time limit, right?

• 4:07:31

Yeah, within time limit.

• 4:07:32

Stack at the highest, within the time limit.

• 4:07:35

Which side do you think that you want them on?

• 4:07:40

Yeah, I don't know.

• 4:07:42

Do you want them on which side?

• 4:07:46

So is it one item at value, that 10k gold or less?

• 4:07:50

Yeah.

• 4:07:50

Okay.

• 4:07:53

Add one.

• 4:07:56

Yeah, yeah.

• 4:07:57

I think Brian has it.

• 4:07:59

Oh.

• 4:08:01

The holy lonely.

• 4:08:02

Yeah.

• 4:08:03

Okay.

• 4:08:04

You can either swap one of these with one of these.

• 4:08:08

One of those.

• 4:08:08

One of those.

• 4:08:09

Or like take the one up here.

• 4:08:11

I'll take this one.

• 4:08:13

If you feel uncomfortable about moving this,

• 4:08:15

but if you don't, then you're good.

• 4:08:19

I'll split them, I don't want to.

• 4:08:19

I'm gonna make this fake for you.

• 4:08:22

I don't know how to do it.

• 4:08:23

Some people might like this.

• 4:08:24

You want me to swap them?

• 4:08:26

Sure, you can put them in the side.

• 4:08:29

I'll put them in the side.

• 4:08:38

What's the timer?

• 4:08:41

All right.

• 4:08:44

Oh, almost.

• 4:08:48

I think we have to do that.

• 4:08:49

How do you do this?

• 4:08:50

You just have to.

• 4:08:52

So.

• 4:09:04

All right.

• 4:09:06

Opening is part of a thing.

• 4:09:08

Yeah.

• 4:09:10

And then I'll start a timer over here on this end.

• 4:09:13

Whenever we are ready.

• 4:09:14

Oh, wait for Kyle to get his part done.

• 4:09:16

Does anyone want my cloak of resistance plus one?

• 4:09:19

I do.

• 4:09:20

Yeah, you can have it.

• 4:09:21

Sweet, thank you.

• 4:09:22

You want a better one?

• 4:09:23

Yeah.

• 4:09:24

Okay.

• 4:09:25

I don't know if that was a good use of my gold, but.

• 4:09:27

I'll take plus one.

• 4:09:30

I was like 1k gold short of being able to get a cool

• 4:09:34

phylactery thing.

• 4:09:34

You guys want to see how it's done?

• 4:09:35

Oh, the helmet?

• 4:09:36

No, no, it adds 2d6 to all of my channels.

• 4:09:38

Yeah, that's the helmet.

• 4:09:40

It's a phylactery.

• 4:09:41

It's a, that was an amulet.

• 4:09:43

Yeah, I know there's a helmet that does the same thing.

• 4:09:45

Really, maybe it's cheaper.

• 4:09:48

Yeah, there's a search for magical.

• 4:09:51

Like that's 2d6 to healing.

• 4:09:54

I thought that it goes on the helmet slot.

• 4:10:01

Oh, we're doing sit down.

• 4:10:02

Okay.

• 4:10:03

Yeah, it'd be weird if you're standing.

• 4:10:05

You want to stand.

• 4:10:07

Okay, so.

• 4:10:08

If you want to stand, then.

• 4:10:09

No, let's just sit in that.

• 4:10:10

So it's hard.

• 4:10:12

Oh, well, this is like kind of my way.

• 4:10:15

I need to reach over it.

• 4:10:16

No, you can just move it to the left there.

• 4:10:18

Here's the tower.

• 4:10:18

Oh, okay, okay.

• 4:10:19

I'll be right here.

• 4:10:21

Okay.

• 4:10:25

Okay.

• 4:10:26

What kind of towers are we talking about?

• 4:10:28

It's your goal is just to be the tallest.

• 4:10:31

Just be the tallest.

• 4:10:32

Got it.

• 4:10:33

Yeah, your goal is to be the tallest.

• 4:10:36

I'm already the tallest.

• 4:10:41

How many times have you hit your knees?

• 4:10:42

That's the real.

• 4:10:43

How much time can we give you guys?

• 4:10:45

So like maybe half, but barely hit it.

• 4:10:49

Oh, good.

• 4:10:51

Yeah, I just got a good concom.

• 4:10:53

How much time do you guys think you have?

• 4:10:57

Just short time, because otherwise

• 4:10:58

we can take a long time.

• 4:10:59

Yeah, like one minute, maybe.

• 4:11:01

Just one minute?

• 4:11:02

That's not very long.

• 4:11:02

Two minutes?

• 4:11:03

One minute, I was thinking 30 seconds,

• 4:11:05

because I can build a long tower with like a lot of time.

• 4:11:09

Let's do one minute, okay?

• 4:11:11

Yeah, yeah.

• 4:11:12

Because like they're already pre-stacked for you too.

• 4:11:15

You got the phone.

• 4:11:15

They're already stacked for you.

• 4:11:18

Here you go.

• 4:11:19

I'm building a tower, guys.

• 4:11:19

Hey, that's fucking, that's sneaky.

• 4:11:23

No, no, they have to be like the actual warriors.

• 4:11:26

All right, chat, are you ready for the challenge?

• 4:11:30

All right, this is my tower, guys.

• 4:11:34

And please don't spam the chat,

• 4:11:35

because we're trying to do the giveaways.

• 4:11:38

Should we like?

• 4:11:39

Adam, you can slow the chat.

• 4:11:40

Actually, Tyler, you can slow the chat.

• 4:11:41

It's gonna be a lot of back sounds.

• 4:11:42

Just for now.

• 4:11:43

You can slow the chat just for now.

• 4:11:45

Hold on.

• 4:11:46

Okay, you just hit the, here.

• 4:11:51

Spence is killing me.

• 4:12:17

Yep, got my strategy.

• 4:12:19

Can I execute?

• 4:12:20

Probably not.

• 4:12:20

Wow, you got strategy?

• 4:12:23

Yeah.

• 4:12:24

Unbelievable.

• 4:12:24

You gave me a good idea.

• 4:12:26

Unbelievable.

• 4:12:28

Okay, cool, let's get that.

• 4:12:29

That's supposed to take my abuse.

• 4:12:30

What, too bad.

• 4:12:32

My abuse, the patent.

• 4:12:34

It's like, oh, that's actually a really good idea.

• 4:12:35

All righty.

• 4:12:37

You want one minute on the clock?

• 4:12:39

Yes.

• 4:12:40

Whenever you are ready.

• 4:12:41

Well, call it.

• 4:12:44

Kyle, is everything good?

• 4:12:46

Yeah, everything is good over here.

• 4:12:47

Are you ready, Brian?

• 4:12:48

Are you ready?

• 4:12:49

Alexi, put your hands down.

• 4:12:52

No, no, hands down, hands down.

• 4:12:55

You want it?

• 4:12:55

Okay.

• 4:12:57

Three, two, one, go.

• 4:13:01

Oh my God.

• 4:13:05

Brian fumbling with trying to open.

• 4:13:07

Alexi, smoothly opening it with proper opening mechanism.

• 4:13:11

Oh my God.

• 4:13:12

This on the Mario container.

• 4:13:14

Alexi already starting his tower.

• 4:13:16

We're ahead of schedule.

• 4:13:17

Multi-handing it.

• 4:13:19

Oh no, I almost knocked my tower out.

• 4:13:22

37 seconds on the countdown.

• 4:13:26

Alexi trying the strategy of giving it some support.

• 4:13:30

Brian, not so much.

• 4:13:44

It's copying me.

• 4:13:45

15 seconds.

• 4:13:47

I haven't even looked at yours.

• 4:13:49

Oh God, oh shit.

• 4:13:51

Brian's looking a little unstable.

• 4:13:53

Perhaps the licking technique is working.

• 4:13:55

Five, four, three, two, one, hands up.

• 4:14:02

I think we have a clear winner here.

• 4:14:04

Alexi, I think he's won, right?

• 4:14:07

Yeah, I think so.

• 4:14:08

The tri-tower.

• 4:14:10

Looks like it from my camera.

• 4:14:12

Nice, nice.

• 4:14:13

Yeah, I'm not gonna, that looks good.

• 4:14:16

All right.

• 4:14:17

Just to risk it.

• 4:14:19

Nope.

• 4:14:20

Oh, one more and it would have fallen over

• 4:14:22

so good that you didn't.

• 4:14:24

Yeah, one more and it would have been falling over.

• 4:14:26

Alexi won the challenge.

• 4:14:28

The Oreo tower challenge.

• 4:14:32

No, you spent 30 seconds opening the bag.

• 4:14:34

I was like, all right, go.

• 4:14:38

And then next up we have our blindfold drawing challenge.

• 4:14:42

We need two challengers.

• 4:14:44

I'm down for blindfold.

• 4:14:47

I'll go get the pens and paper.

• 4:14:49

Yeah, I'm really bad so.

• 4:14:51

Alex needs another easy challenge.

• 4:14:53

Easy, Dabby.

• 4:14:57

Yeah, the Oreo tower challenge.

• 4:14:59

Next, please.

• 4:15:00

Oh, pretty epic.

• 4:15:03

Alex.

• 4:15:05

The Oreo challenge?

• 4:15:07

The Oreo tower challenge.

• 4:15:08

One by like two.

• 4:15:09

Brian is struggling.

• 4:15:11

If I had to struggle with that, I'd win.

• 4:15:14

Yeah, I don't know.

• 4:15:15

You were struggling with the bag though.

• 4:15:17

To be fair, mine was falling from the

• 4:15:18

blindfold drawing challenge.

• 4:15:20

You wanna do it?

• 4:15:20

So you'll have to open the other bag.

• 4:15:22

So you have to struggle with the other bag.

• 4:15:24

Oh, I figured I have an idea.

• 4:15:26

Can you clean up the air?

• 4:15:27

Well, yeah.

• 4:15:28

Oh yeah, we got a bunch of Oreos.

• 4:15:30

We'll do the next challenge.

• 4:15:33

Stephen wants to do it.

• 4:15:34

Do you wanna do it?

• 4:15:35

You know what we should have?

• 4:15:35

We should have a leaderboard

• 4:15:36

so number of challenges will be on the chart.

• 4:15:38

I can do it too.

• 4:15:40

The drawing?

• 4:15:41

We should do a leaderboard

• 4:15:43

so people win each other.

• 4:15:44

Oh, that's true.

• 4:15:46

We'll let the chat talk.

• 4:15:50

So we can crown the Triwizard.

• 4:15:53

Perfect.

• 4:15:54

And then...

• 4:15:57

That looks rough.

• 4:15:58

Go up the draw.

• 4:15:59

The blind fold it.

• 4:16:02

Okay, John and Stephen are gonna do it.

• 4:16:03

They're up.

• 4:16:06

Let's see.

• 4:16:07

All right, chat.

• 4:16:09

For this challenge, we need you guys to, in chat,

• 4:16:13

post what you think they should draw.

• 4:16:16

And we will do our best.

• 4:16:18

Kyle will keep a lookout to see what makes the most sense.

• 4:16:24

And if you are wondering about the giveaways,

• 4:16:27

our lovely CS rep, Adam,

• 4:16:30

is working on DMing folks who are potential winners.

• 4:16:33

Make sure you respond to those DMs within one minute

• 4:16:36

or you will forfeit.

• 4:16:37

And we will move on to the next winner.

• 4:16:39

We are giving away 50 alpha two keys.

• 4:16:42

Or Nuckeys, access, sorry.

• 4:16:45

All right, we need John, where's John at?

• 4:16:47

The chat is picking the thing you will draw, don't cheat.

• 4:16:51

Let me get the blindfold.

• 4:16:57

Oh, this is live?

• 4:17:00

You're gonna make me blind anyway.

• 4:17:02

Seeing a lot of two specific ones.

• 4:17:05

Mainly, okay.

• 4:17:15

Thank you, sir.

• 4:17:38

Greetings.

• 4:17:40

Hello, chat.

• 4:17:43

Welcome to...

• 4:17:47

I shall draw for you the song of my people.

• 4:17:52

You're drawing for chat.

• 4:17:55

That's what they're doing right now.

• 4:17:58

Kyle's telling me, DMing me privately what the item is.

• 4:18:02

Who put the blindfold?

• 4:18:05

But I have glasses.

• 4:18:08

Oh, you're taking your glasses off.

• 4:18:11

Yeah, put them over the blindfold.

• 4:18:14

Are these used blindfolds or new?

• 4:18:16

Yeah, it's those two that I've been getting probably more than any other one.

• 4:18:20

Are these used blindfolds?

• 4:18:22

Very well.

• 4:18:30

Did you have pink eye?

• 4:18:31

I cannot see a thing.

• 4:18:35

Oh, you're just gonna tell me what?

• 4:18:45

Wait, so how does this work?

• 4:18:47

So could you have your hand on the paper?

• 4:18:50

Yeah, and grab your marker.

• 4:18:52

I want to look at the marker.

• 4:18:54

The marker.

• 4:18:56

Are they able to see what I'm drawing?

• 4:18:59

Kind of.

• 4:19:01

We'll come in a bit.

• 4:19:03

Okay, so it's not a secret what we're drawing.

• 4:19:06

We just have to draw it well by being blindfolded.

• 4:19:09

What is the competition?

• 4:19:11

Who draws it the best?

• 4:19:13

Oh.

• 4:19:15

Ah.

• 4:19:17

I see.

• 4:19:18

Okay, I get it now.

• 4:19:19

Okay.

• 4:19:29

I feel like the paper's really small.

• 4:19:31

Agreed.

• 4:19:33

It feels small when you're blind.

• 4:19:41

Yeah, ready.

• 4:19:48

The snores.

• 4:19:49

For those of you wondering, the drawing chosen was a snores.

• 4:19:58

This is terrible.

• 4:20:01

This is terrible.

• 4:20:03

This is terrible, but it's okay.

• 4:20:07

How long do we have to draw it?

• 4:20:09

You have a minute.

• 4:20:10

You have a minute.

• 4:20:11

Oh, can I draw multiple?

• 4:20:16

How bad is this?

• 4:20:22

Well, I'm done.

• 4:20:24

I can draw a friend.

• 4:20:27

Well, I guess it has some stuff behind it.

• 4:20:37

I moved my pen.

• 4:20:38

I wouldn't.

• 4:20:43

How much time do we have?

• 4:20:52

Let's look at this mess.

• 4:20:55

This is so too bad.

• 4:20:58

That's good, though.

• 4:21:04

Hey, look at mine.

• 4:21:05

Your second one's not bad.

• 4:21:08

Yeah, yours looks good.

• 4:21:14

I can actually see both of those pretty well.

• 4:21:15

Steven's is good.

• 4:21:20

I am number two.

• 4:21:22

I am number two.

• 4:21:25

Steven or John.

• 4:21:27

You can't add stuff to yours.

• 4:21:29

I was going to write my name.

• 4:21:31

Oh.

• 4:21:35

We can just do a bowl.

• 4:21:36

Yeah.

• 4:21:39

Good idea.

• 4:21:40

My wasn't walking.

• 4:21:41

It was standing.

• 4:21:45

That's not really a trail.

• 4:21:47

I'm not going to be able to tell.

• 4:21:53

Make a play for why you think yours is the best.

• 4:21:56

Steven go first.

• 4:21:57

Well.

• 4:21:59

If you see mine, you'll, you'll be able to tell that he comes from a long lineage of snails that were once hunted for their flesh.

• 4:22:09

But his, his tribe overcame those hunters.

• 4:22:12

They were known as the.

• 4:22:14

Orcs of Barbary Bay.

• 4:22:17

And they ate was live.

• 4:22:19

Get your choices in point.

• 4:22:20

They ate garlic.

• 4:22:23

Where's the camera there?

• 4:22:24

They had like a garlic on escargot.

• 4:22:27

If you ever had escargot, it's on top of this like garlic bread and, and they would hunt them for their snail flesh.

• 4:22:36

But they overcame that and they passed their own way in life.

• 4:22:41

Through the use of their mucus glands and sought refuge in different lands.

• 4:22:50

And this represents all of this represents that journey.

• 4:22:54

All right, John.

• 4:22:55

Yeah.

• 4:22:56

Where's the trail of tears?

• 4:22:57

I didn't have tears.

• 4:22:58

The trail of mucus.

• 4:22:59

John, you're mucus.

• 4:23:00

I don't have no.

• 4:23:01

It's now John's turn.

• 4:23:02

Yes, I don't.

• 4:23:03

Right.

• 4:23:04

And so, so this, yeah, this guy's, his name is, his name is Jacob.

• 4:23:08

Jacob, Jacob, the snail, Jacob, the snail.

• 4:23:11

And he's lived a long life of about 12 days.

• 4:23:14

All right.

• 4:23:15

It's now John's turn.

• 4:23:16

Okay.

• 4:23:17

I don't have an elaborate story, but I think for drawing blind, I'm just surprised my shell actually looks like a shell.

• 4:23:23

Oh, that's true.

• 4:23:24

It is.

• 4:23:25

And I do have a trail may not look like slime, but.

• 4:23:27

Oh, it's like little poops.

• 4:23:29

It looks like pebbles, but.

• 4:23:30

Little pebbles.

• 4:23:31

I'm happy with it.

• 4:23:32

It's a little.

• 4:23:33

But I do like yours.

• 4:23:34

It looks more like.

• 4:23:35

Thank you.

• 4:23:36

Why are the feet detached?

• 4:23:37

Yeah.

• 4:23:38

Are they flowers?

• 4:23:39

He lifted his hand up and then.

• 4:23:40

Yeah.

• 4:23:41

I took my hands off the paper and then I tried to find it again.

• 4:23:42

I see.

• 4:23:43

I saw what you were doing and you're like.

• 4:23:44

Yeah.

• 4:23:45

I think there is a guy here.

• 4:23:46

How's the, how's the pole going?

• 4:23:47

Next up, we have our chubby bunny challenge.

• 4:23:48

Wait, who won?

• 4:23:49

Are we going to have Zim and, Zim and Steven for chubby bunny?

• 4:23:50

Oh, what, how much is it?

• 4:23:51

Hey, that's not bad.

• 4:23:52

You had 103 for yours and 198 for me.

• 4:23:53

Okay.

• 4:23:54

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:23:55

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:23:56

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:23:57

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:23:58

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:24:11

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:24:29

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:24:49

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:25:09

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:25:29

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:25:54

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:26:14

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:26:39

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:26:59

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:27:24

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:27:44

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:28:04

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:28:24

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:28:44

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:29:04

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:29:24

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:29:49

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:30:14

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:30:34

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:30:59

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:31:19

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:31:39

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:31:59

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:32:19

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:32:39

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:32:59

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:33:19

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:33:39

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:33:59

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:34:19

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:34:39

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:34:57

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:35:17

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:35:37

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:35:57

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:36:17

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:36:37

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:36:57

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:37:17

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:37:37

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:37:57

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:38:17

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:38:37

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:38:57

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:39:17

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:39:37

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:39:57

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:40:17

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:40:37

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:40:57

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:41:17

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:41:37

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:42:05

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:42:25

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:42:45

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:43:05

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:43:25

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:43:45

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:44:05

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:44:33

I'm going to go with the chubby bunny.

• 4:44:45

While you guys handle the poll, I'm going to go ahead and send you guys to a quick video while I try to work on something.

• 4:44:53

I'm going to go ahead and send you guys to a quick video while I try to work on something.

• 4:45:13

I'm going to go ahead and send you guys to a quick video while I try to work on something.

• 4:45:33

I'm going to go ahead and send you guys to a quick video while I try to work on something.

• 4:45:53

I'm going to go ahead and send you guys to a quick video while I try to work on something.

• 4:46:13

I'm going to go ahead and send you guys to a quick video while I try to work on something.

• 4:46:33

I'm going to go ahead and send you guys to a quick video while I try to work on something.

• 4:46:53

I'm going to go ahead and send you guys to a quick video while I try to work on something.

• 4:47:13

I'm going to go ahead and send you guys to a quick video while I try to work on something.

• 4:47:33

I'm going to go ahead and send you guys to a quick video while I try to work on something.

• 4:47:53

I'm going to go ahead and send you guys to a quick video while I try to work on something.

• 4:48:13

I'm going to go ahead and send you guys to a quick video while I try to work on something.

• 4:48:33

I'm going to go ahead and send you guys to a quick video while I try to work on something.

• 4:48:53

I'm going to go ahead and send you guys to a quick video while I try to work on something.

• 4:49:11

Hi there glorious Ashes of Creation community.

• 4:49:13

My name is Kiara and I have the privilege of working for Rady Children's Hospital.

• 4:49:17

Every day I get to work with community fundraisers that are passionate about supporting the kids at Rady Children's, but there is not a single group or company that I work with that is quite like you all.

• 4:49:27

Over the years, Steven and the entire Intrepid crew have shown next level dedication to the hospital while juggling your personal lives and of course bringing Ashes of Creation into fruition.

• 4:49:38

In 2020 alone, the Glorious Ashes community raised more than $80,000. $80,000 during a pandemic.

• 4:49:49

I have to repeat myself because it still just feels extraordinary.

• 4:49:54

I mean, and it is, it isn't in the ordinary for people to come together and dedicate their time to raise funds and awareness for a hospital that they may have never stepped foot in or families that they may have never had the chance to meet.

• 4:50:10

But despite all that the impact you all have made, and will continue to make your efforts on game day 2021 will be felt by thousands.

• 4:50:18

Here in San Diego we served 92% of our community's kids, plus kids from Imperial County and South Riverside County.

• 4:50:27

In 2020 alone, you know, 2020 the year that you all raised $80,000 just wanted to say it one more time.

• 4:50:34

We have helped 281,000 kids here at Rady Children's. That's more than double the amount of people that attended Comic Con in 2019.

• 4:50:44

If you were able to attend in 2019 or if you tuned in on social media, just think back to how many faces you saw and imagine every one of those faces was a patient at Rady Children's, and then double it.

• 4:50:57

And then add 20,000 more.

• 4:51:00

That's more than the many patients we served last year, more than we ever have before. And it was made possible because of our community fundraisers like you all that bring this hospital to life in the ways that we're now known for, because philanthropy is such a key component to the life saving care that we're able to provide every day.

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When I say impact, I mean it. The $80,000 you all raised has made miracles, big and small. $1,000 of funds can print a 3D heart that our surgeons use to plan their surgeries and explain procedures to patients and families because they aren't the normal size of a normal heart and a normal heart diagram,

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but printing specialized 3D hearts brings our services to the next level.

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A chemotherapy treatment costs anywhere between $3,000 and $7,000. A heart monitor rings up at $5,000. All of these things are necessary equipment for so many of our patients and are made possible because of people like you.

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But of course, there are smaller ticket items that are just as valuable.

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So when we think about how miracles are made we also think about the miracles that are made just one single dollar at a time.

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One dollar buys an infant size mask that helps deliver anesthesia. It takes as little as $5 for round trip transportation for a child who maybe has been abused or neglected and allows them to get to and from their therapy sessions.

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Just $10 can buy a medical play doll that our Child Life specialists use with our young patients to explain the procedures that they will endure.

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And $30 can buy a cuddle cub, which is a special weighted teddy bear that our families can take home if they've lost a little one.

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And just ease that grief.

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So as you embark on game day this year please know that every donation, even the 50 cent or $1 donation amasses to a really big impact.

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Donate to a really big grade of making a big ask or setting a really big goal and take time to appreciate donations of all sizes.

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If you're making a donation yourself, please know that every dollar you give is put to great use at Rady Children's.

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We are so grateful, so grateful for the generosity of our gaming community and we know that it's the glorious Ashes community that is leading the way and setting a great example for the gamers who will come after you and continue to raise funds following in your footsteps.

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And we, you know, we know that the funds that you all raise and the funds that you have raised will inevitably change and save lives.

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So thank you thank you from all of us here at Rady Children's Hospital. Thank you to Steven and to each member of the glorious Ashes community. Happy game day.

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Back.

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What is up people we're going to be swapping to the yoga poses.

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We have Margaret and Brian who are going to be attempting to pose. You have selected.

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Oh, we're going to a different one.

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The selected pose right yeah.

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Yeah. So it's changed.

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Steven and John are challenging me and Brian now so we're going to do both poses so even though you voted which one you want you're going to get both. We're giving you everything you want. So we're going to do the first pose, the V first or the A first and then we're going to do the other the triangle after.

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And then if one of us cannot do it, then that couple wins but if we both are able to successfully do it, then you guys will vote who did it best.

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And Lucy is assisting us.

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He's doing her yoga already.

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Good job.

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Are you ready.

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You're free to fire off.

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Reference that appears we're going with the A first so congratulations we could see position, a first.

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The second modesty chat we're going to look at the window for a minute, just to you know just be completely PG this is for the kids after all we're going to be making sure that you know everything is wow look at those trees the palm trees in the background are just gorgeous

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aren't they beautiful palm trees with a with a nice wonderful breeze in the background.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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right now there's a challenge.

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A challenge for the hearts of yoga instructors everywhere.

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Margaret and Brian will be facing off against myself and john.

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In tandem yoga poses.

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You want to stick around. It's going to be an interesting, interesting thing. Oh john and I can do the first pose them.

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You shouldn't be able to see up these pants let's go.

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No indecency here chat we got this.

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It's called the Eiffel Tower.

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Just so everyone's aware this this this pose is called the Eiffel Tower.

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Oh, and a okay this is the a pose.

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Don't be confused with the Eiffel Tower.

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Are we good to come down. Okay.

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Okay, so we have a cat with the velociraptor from the cat cat providing moral support.

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They're preparing for the positioning.

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Okay, cat with the assist. Can they do it. Like one. Okay.

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We have one a one part of the a cat providing a very large amount of more toe to toe.

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I would agree.

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All right.

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It's our turn.

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Lucy providing exceptional moral support for the, for the group.

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Okay, so we have a cat with the velociraptor from the cat cat providing moral support for the group.

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Okay, so we have a cat with the velociraptor from the cat cat providing moral support for the group.

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Okay, so we have a cat with the velociraptor from the cat cat providing moral support for the group.

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Okay, so we have a cat with the velociraptor from the cat cat providing moral support for the group.

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Okay, so we have a cat with the, with the velociraptor from the cat cat providing moral support for the group.

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Okay, so we have a cat with the velociraptor from the cat cat providing moral support for the group.

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in an astounding performance John and Steven make the a

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they said there was no cat so I'll take that as a no cat therefore not a no

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yes next up we have the triangle

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honestly it appears like we made it

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and just like that Steven and John also make the pose congrats all around no one

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everyone has exceeded thank you for with a valiant celebration at the end because

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people were really reluctant to do the challenge it's fun right it gets you

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stretching I like the leg one more because it stretches your very well all

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right chat I'm going to send you a poll very shortly

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whole is live chat let us know we're Steven and John victorious does the

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victor the victors who shall win you the thought two teams enter one team exits

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how does that go Thunderdome well that's true we should have a rap battle

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who is who's erb no way did Disney buy it they bought them they're so small I

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appreciate those guys are small operators

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it's it's rap it's a did they oh my goodness

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John and I are losing the the yoga battle which we tried our best

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good that a wasn't too good the a was like it wasn't as like straight but you

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guys are really good because you guys don't do yoga like normal it was like a

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yeah Brian doesn't either Brian was like our Eiffel Tower was actually London

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Bridge hey I I will say at least you you were able to do it I think that's the

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first part I think we should have gone yeah so what you do is you like slowly

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move look you've slowly move up yeah and how we how we did it was we did one leg

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straight and then we did the second one so you do like in slow you know you got

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to stretch your leg out okay are we ready Brian's changing and I think we'll

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be good we're the second chapter oh yeah I will now inform you oh we got a

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hundred and eleven that's good like I said I think you guys did great I think

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you guys did great I like yoga cuz it's like chill but it is funny to see like a

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couple challenges cuz those ones are it's not it's not super easy either

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it's like it's actually it's a challenge you know I think it's more fun to see

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people who don't do it all the time I have done yoga once and I told you about

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that story right no I'll tell you another time

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you don't want to tell you don't want to tell like another time all right he

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doesn't want to say what if they hit a certain donation my ow why are you

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pushing me in like that I will tell you another time what just another time I'm

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gonna remember this note to self no to self Brian was like he yeah he was like

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he was like me and Steven both have bad feet and we both I do have that's like I

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was like it it looks worse than it really is the pose and yeah it's not

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that bad like as long as your person yeah as long as your partner's lighter

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and also that your your partner is not grabbing the wrong place you receive a

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ring you receive an amulet and on it is a shrunken monkey's hand and on the hand

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is a ring I can't wait to wear this monkey hand because it's totally safe

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totally you believe that this is a powerful item that will aid you in your

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endeavors I believe this is a powerful item that will aid in my endeavors yes I

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immediately put it on do I feel powerful the monkey bar you do feel powerful can

• 5:07:31

people understand when I speak do we have the ultimate equipment book clip

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your heads falls off it was it was lucky does the monkey has like fingers and

• 5:07:46

they like all up right now and then how much my AC almost had the wishes

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I see my that's true why isn't it going out it's only checking it's only a test

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okay I'm confused oh it's combat maneuver defense defense

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come up maneuver defenses any incoming combat

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pretty good I can barely grapple a trip I see so maybe not as useful I only get

• 5:08:26

six of them I need to be worried about I will tell you when that effect comes

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into play okay what was mine I had the other cursed item you see a robe

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no robe can I wear a robe with my art my plate armor yeah sure the body it's a

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body slot is there a robe in here somewhere no capes robe okay I don't see

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okay should I just write robe do we not learn go okay go under equipment and

• 5:09:05

just regular equipment and just add one robe just yeah you mean a gear yeah under

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gear okay robe it doesn't say robe but there's neither roads either

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scholar outfit hmm does my sound sounds good I put up a little bit of let me

• 5:09:31

double-check there's yeah you're sounding good I'm gonna rattle through

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thank you as many donations that happen over the break as possible yes snores

• 5:09:53

you miss the life somewhere this is the amount that's from between snail and

• 5:10:02

a little confusing do you want to get the snorces updates on donations we have

• 5:10:09

a $10 donation from anonymous we have a $20 donation from plat for a doom with a

• 5:10:16

message saying for the kids with wit media with a $10 donation for

• 5:10:25

inspiration nice spectral with a $20 donation giving someone a doom and the

• 5:10:32

messages a chubby bunny oh my gosh the chubby bunny thing was so fun him

• 5:10:40

Kermit gives a $10 donation for inspiration Lucas noose bomber noose bomb

• 5:10:53

gives a $10 donation for an inspiration and then sir crosser $2 donation not

• 5:11:00

much but I hope it inspires some people to donate any amount they can and free

• 5:11:12

to go cut up yeah cut up sliced in dice you more more milestones during the next

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break we have many more to go yeah do you want to show what the next grouping

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of them are yes you have that prepared Kyle I can read off those or if you can

• 5:11:30

go ahead oh yeah go for it go for it yeah so as you see we also unlocked let's

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see where have we left off we are at a grand total of 37,000 which means we

• 5:11:42

have unlocked spin to win more giveaways a sack race you have to spin for like a

• 5:11:47

certain amount of time and then you have to run to the finish line whoever gets

• 5:11:50

their first wins oh my god yeah someone spins you and then you have to run can

• 5:11:55

we do it outside I would say like this way it's not like there's expensive

• 5:12:02

things will smash yeah I see pictures

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we did the dino here it's just walking my booty was like don't run the person

• 5:12:19

spinning you is gonna direct you in the hopefully the right direction we also

• 5:12:24

have unlocked the baby food challenge another set of keys and then I believe

• 5:12:29

there's one more I'm gonna cut back to the camera

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anything to prevent me from having to do the freaking yeah it was gross

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they're different I got different flavors this year so even more gross

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and then the last thing that we have unlocked I mean I didn't taste them

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you're right is the jumping challenge then you can see everything that we have

• 5:12:57

coming up jumping down the line it as you know that'd be more giveaways to say

• 5:13:02

anything and then the Disney duet if you guys manage to make it that far good

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luck I believe in all of you yeah the Disney duet no not duet Disney it's just

• 5:13:12

Disney singing it says Disney duet it shouldn't say do it it definitely says

• 5:13:16

it shouldn't yes oh is there to do oh oh we have Disney songs and a duet okay

• 5:13:25

someone has to do a duet I can show

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all right all right are we ready I mean I need a d8 roll there's no copyright if

• 5:13:55

you're just singing without this music right yeah as long as we sing as long as

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you don't have a yeah no more guys I already rolled that is the wrong guy if

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he rolls you have to take what he rolls I know I rolled a one so okay you may

• 5:14:09

have a two this is why I take I think I'm not staggered anymore right you can

• 5:14:20

have it back I will take that I don't want to know I can blow a hero point to

• 5:14:24

reroll that is correct you definitely can blow oh you know what if you want to

• 5:14:33

be really harsh you could be a hero point to add four what your point says

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plus four to what after a die roll you may burn a hero point to add 40 20 roll

• 5:14:43

it's not what it says it says after a dive it's d20

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I've noticed that I have four invoke patrons I would like to spread the wealth

• 5:14:59

because nobody else has invoked patrons and I have four of them somehow so I'm

• 5:15:05

gonna come in this time out and spread the wealth so you guys can spread them

• 5:15:08

out they should be spreading them out but yeah they just randomly landed on me

• 5:15:12

four times in a row I did tell them if like if it keeps randomly always going

• 5:15:18

to one person to kind of spread it out just send the wants to speak to me he

• 5:15:22

has some ideas well I mean only if you join the sandal faith shall you receive

• 5:15:27

the community patron but they are trying to be pretty we have a lot of I have not

• 5:15:32

I just have one inspiration I've been I've been really good about using all

• 5:15:35

mine I get an ability increase though how do we what are we gonna do apply

• 5:15:39

those can we apply those now since we do okay the moment I got it yeah I didn't

• 5:15:47

know if you wanted us to do those the moment we got them oh they wanted to

• 5:15:49

switch the cameras back to the I just yeah I got the same message yeah oh we

• 5:15:54

know switch it back to everybody yeah we on the see the 24-hour live stream

• 5:15:58

donation oh I can careful with the mic yeah yeah yeah you got your mic I know I

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know I'm just what I said booby-trapped he pushed me in all the way

• 5:16:12

that's not right he was made to ensure your safety I can't be a gentleman

• 5:16:22

anymore Brian what's going on no it was a chivalrous action I know or less

• 5:16:30

just change the scene yeah there you go

• 5:16:34

hmm we back never know what okay so here's my question for you cannot

• 5:16:53

reroll it to well with the hero point no no no you have to take it that's why

• 5:17:01

don't we know for so if I can I petition for an extra range if you want I have

• 5:17:12

six fingers right so can I do you petition I'm asking the GM if he can

• 5:17:18

have another ring on his sixth like it oh you can if you spend two hero points

• 5:17:25

that's right Brian yeah good ring yeah yeah it depends on the ring Steve I have

• 5:17:34

two wild magic sitting well I won't do it yet yeah probably not would now be

• 5:17:38

good time to expend one a lot of magic yeah not yet okay well just a second yes

• 5:17:44

and I think we have a bunch of race changes to yeah we do

• 5:17:49

race changes are just diamonds so we could actually be yeah or a draw little

• 5:18:03

draw Ranger or a person yeah we're all just humans right now so you could be

• 5:18:07

the slide I wouldn't mind changing it's a ranger

• 5:18:13

even more than that's on here cuz he has he's been doing a giveaway still doing

• 5:18:19

oh you turn into night we have even more because you have a pattern right a second

• 5:18:24

do I know I'm saying if you do and then you'll be like Bruce Doughton with her

• 5:18:29

with a pen ordering and he switched it to a pan from coffee bean and tea leaf

• 5:18:33

any requests I'll get the mocha

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you want like six

• 5:18:52

you say Lauren lock will be towards them

• 5:19:05

that is from them someone in chat so they would like black coffee no sugar

• 5:19:17

please Steven how do you all take your your drinks if it's mocha I don't have

• 5:19:25

to add anything that's why I love my like yeah I love a mocha I too will pass

• 5:19:38

machete is really good too I will hold my drink action until the next much is

• 5:19:44

my favorite action there's no search on this don't worry guys I drink sugar free

• 5:19:49

energy drinks that I can drink from sugar pretty sure it's tequila shots or

• 5:20:05

as a sipping where's the worm or the thumb or whatever supposed to be at the

• 5:20:12

toe whatever supposed to be in there let's just show you that it's actual

• 5:20:16

alcohol because there's no decay it's supposed to be a scorpion or a snake oh

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yeah sure I'll take so I accept that yeah the good stuff doesn't have that

• 5:20:24

this is the good stuff this is the third bottle I have one for every year I've

• 5:20:28

been here nice it takes you a year to drink a bottle of cappuccino I

• 5:20:36

understand what is happening do you want Zim cappuccino with the they only have

• 5:20:41

doubles they don't offer triples well then to please she to cappuccino what

• 5:20:50

did you guys want that's that's you get my mocha mocha what just mocha do they

• 5:20:56

actually have a much it's just called a mocha yeah I'm OCA Shay it's a hot

• 5:21:01

chocolate coffee basically where does that under song is she a search I think

• 5:21:07

it would be like a mocha latte Oh mocha latte yeah yes it's magical and then

• 5:21:20

they're folded butter plus anything you imagine that bacon croissant I know

• 5:21:26

butter imagine chocolate ice cream bacon croissants oh my god you you almost had

• 5:21:40

me it's okay done Margaret what do you want do they have a matcha what matcha

• 5:21:50

not mocha matcha what is that I mean what is it chocolate no it's a green

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it's like green it's like a green yeah oh I've heard of that much much yeah

• 5:22:06

much oh my gosh John you look awesome Nicole yeah I love that thing so much

• 5:22:12

it's sick yeah you didn't put your hood up earlier I know oh it's crazy can hold

• 5:22:18

little bottle of he could hide something in there I was really worried that I was

• 5:22:23

gonna be out of the Sun like the boy I'm glad that's all I was super concerned

• 5:22:31

without me I was like oh shit there it is don't worry like just sound was like

• 5:22:37

perfectly my eye like half an hour ago is like sniping laser beaming straight in

• 5:22:42

my eyes look like sorry we're making everybody hungry what are we waiting for

• 5:22:51

other than Steve to order the coffees I just ordered it on the way she aided

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Steven very welcome I also ordered us a bunch of coffee cakes

• 5:23:09

as well as some blueberry muffins oh I'm excited no Brian loves blueberry

• 5:23:19

you hear that yes none of that was heard yeah I don't know where this thing is

• 5:23:27

should be good shake it off things shake it off

• 5:23:33

chicken buck and they is everyone not melee is there just not a lot of melee

• 5:23:39

people cuz I feel like no no one got near me other than his cat yeah I'm

• 5:23:43

really everyone's Ranger I'm really he's really he was

• 5:23:51

actually have a long sword that I can use and cast spells reach out if I

• 5:23:57

wasn't someone and that's doing star bolt John I'm trying to get my sheet down

• 5:24:03

it's on the way okay now I will inform you each of your cursed items and what

• 5:24:10

they do at the time of relevancy okay you all have finished your search for

• 5:24:17

treasures within the armory room is that correct correct very good as you are

• 5:24:25

preparing to leave the Duke and Duchess's residence the Duke greets you

• 5:24:33

one final time at the tapestry and he says to each of you that the remaining

• 5:24:41

days ahead of you will be long and arduous filled with

• 5:24:46

danger both of them days as he says it is very important that you make it back

• 5:24:57

to Ayla within one week's time one week's time we have to bring something

• 5:25:08

now you must investigate the happenings at Cartham and I'm being tempted to

• 5:25:14

bring back

• 5:25:25

now they quick question teleportation does not work only only with specific

• 5:25:34

magical portals does it work so he says to you you may you may visit the Royal

• 5:25:44

stables within the city and if there are any steeds remaining you may take your

• 5:25:49

choice but you but I recommend the underworld correct so it's well you can

• 5:25:54

choose it over path you want we're going the underworld and it might be dangerous

• 5:25:59

for you to take mounts we're going the underworld no man we're gonna fix

• 5:26:03

nurses nurses yes there's a relatively slow unless on hoof yeah yeah and around

• 5:26:12

yeah the perfect one drone so you can climb rocks change the horse he wishes

• 5:26:17

you all the best of luck and he says that your success is required do not

• 5:26:28

fail me or your people many lives weigh on our shoulders yes he says let us go

• 5:26:36

be guided by the star my friend okay the robes are pillow a gun okay exit to the

• 5:26:43

portal the streets yet again are filled with people in despair make your way to

• 5:26:52

the stables or do you want no we had right to the underworld perfect well

• 5:26:55

look at the maps first okay you have the maps from the armory with you yep the

• 5:27:00

maps show three viable paths well there is one path that leads to a large bridge

• 5:27:11

it's gonna be a troll under it X Wow next I like bridges bridges cool there

• 5:27:22

is another path that takes you into the underworld oh we take that one we'll

• 5:27:26

take that one there is a third path that takes you through and by

• 5:27:36

then by thing but

• 5:27:47

anything to get out of the Sun I do the under rub now as I travel can I cut down

• 5:27:54

any tree there's a third pass that takes you through the hills okay we go to the

• 5:28:05

under realm farewell there see how easy that was now can we bring a donkey I

• 5:28:12

mean don't cuz I'm good for under arm I'm assuming any donkeys we're on a rush

• 5:28:18

we don't want to slow down we I know that but like if we don't we may not even

• 5:28:22

eat for seven days I know but donkey is a good food let's be honest you know

• 5:28:40

like how you go usually go to the Great Canyon like they have donkeys that are

• 5:28:44

not running I know but we're running we're not gonna be running yes we are

• 5:28:48

truck good luck in under dark trotting in under Rome good luck we're trotting

• 5:28:52

Toronto had trot do you have a fly spell if I brought the donkeys we could

• 5:28:58

least leave them behind his bait yeah we need to run we are not bringing so we

• 5:29:03

are just going for it we're gonna form a line tie each other together and start

• 5:29:10

running it's not like a good idea it worked in centipede what are you guys

• 5:29:17

doing we're not no cliff what were you guys gonna do we're running at a steady

• 5:29:27

end to run we all pull our scissors out and we run here we go perfect okay hold

• 5:29:33

on okay so sorry one was the under realm the other one was the bridge and if

• 5:29:40

there was the hills and the last takes you through longer route but it's called

• 5:29:47

the citadel of the steel bloom and as you're aware me any of you who have

• 5:29:55

knowledge local history or ability I have history I do may make a check if

• 5:30:01

you should so choose

• 5:30:10

religion was the other one oh wait I should check if I have a for all that

• 5:30:14

I'm supposed to take that was a nat 20 though but I should check to see if

• 5:30:18

there's one that I have to take first I don't think you take because it's oh

• 5:30:23

this is if we want yeah okay this is not okay then net win 25 noise

• 5:30:34

just trying to keep up okay and you got a 25 you said correct

• 5:30:42

very well deal Citadel is so the Citadel of the steel bloom is

• 5:30:54

oh my gosh is my other phone yeah what's getting under up we run them past all

• 5:31:12

these two-factor authentication and having switched over to a new phone yeah

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I haven't gotten any of the two factors wait so you started the transfer today

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no I know the transfer I tried to do a few days ago okay work yeah

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didn't transfer you have blessed by the way or is it okay if I take that oh well

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he couldn't even do the out of the box transfer to its failed and said yeah

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thanks what passed me I'm like Padme passed us I do the opposite I screw over

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the future me

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you

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thank you

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in the meantime I can update a few donations a couple of them came in here

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names are round of applause they make me laugh as a magic item okay who rolled a

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25 me so you know that the Citadel of the steel bloom is a modest keep that

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was built between the tri lakes and the northern Kayla Riverlands using a land

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Riverlands it once served as the headquarters or it was recently

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appropriated and served as a headquarters and training center for the

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order of the steel bloom whose members were charged as you're aware with the

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personal protection of the Queen and would often be sent by her on special

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missions so that is one of the paths as well just did you say it's the order of

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blue steel so we choose the other realm a very good-looking chosen the under

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road done so you guys know that it will take you about a half days walk on foot

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to reach the entrance into the area of the under realm that will lead you

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across under the river that you need to pass to get to the city of Carphin Carphin

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is a roughly day and a half journey on foot right so we have four days of

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travel that gives us three days to find the target correct is there any way we

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can start taking stamina checks to cut our time travel time down

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you can we do double time survival checks stamina Oh stamina you could

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double time it well for every four hours of double time for any four hours in one

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day that you double time your movement will result in an exhaust exhaustion

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check what if fortitude safe what if I do survival to help us make sure that

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we're taking the best path as far as you're aware according to these maps you

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are taking the best path okay yeah right would you guys like to your

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thoughts your side blessing things do you have

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immune for okay so what we'll do is this is our plan we're all gonna double

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time everyone that fails the check we're gonna burn one of those god blessings to

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ask for for blessings from the gods to recharge them what do you guys think I

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mean for actual we've got to buy ourselves more time yes we have agreed

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how can we use our communal favors Steven invoke can we use our favorite

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grant let's say someone fails a stamina check can we use the favor from the gods

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for them to instill stamina into the person that failed no you may use your

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favor of o peter your invoke patron yeah what was the invoke patron again it was

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a wish granted by it was not I gave you a patron do according to the wish it is

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a wish it is not a low-level wish let me catch my breath now let me please let

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me breathe let me read what it is invoke patron it bestow a dea deity

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bestows a gift upon them oh low-level wish it is not a cheap one this is for

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$400 low-level wish we go very well yeah you may make a request

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double time let's go well four times of us what's the target number for the

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board safe I can I can lesser restore fortitude safety is 15 as well

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introduces it from for to save is DC 15 straight to avoid exhaustion if you guys

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choose to use my advantage on this yeah yes everyone use your advantage very

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well you're double timing what's the role that's a 20-14 for safe 28 15 and

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you pass does anyone hear a dwarf no humans okay you didn't change that race

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yeah I was gonna say dwarves are good sprinters across shortest yeah we might

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have we might be we might be a dwarf now who knows yeah we don't know we don't

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know we haven't done the race change is anybody trying to harvest any like food

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from this right I would 100% roll it I'm survival survival that is a six plus 11

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so you come across a cropping of mushrooms okay and all those magic

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mushrooms mushrooms have these white spots and they're red in the body and

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you recognize them to be powerful aphrodisiac I don't know how that's

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gonna help me here but it won't ask but okay just you're aware of it did anybody

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fail I will take some of these mushrooms with me okay no and you wanted to

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obviously taste them to make sure they're okay you do you begin to hear

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the bones in your body cracking as you do a random race change as I heard I see

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what you heard that and I like mushrooms too you also like them gear can't that's

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metagaming no no I have the yes the race I have a rest

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change who else has race changes just those two nothing three now people do I

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there's three people now race change is 15 yeah there's three now the next

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person is Margaret's M it's M that's M so Margaret's M and Alex yes all three of

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you Zim magic Margaret's and Alex you were traveling with Margaret when she found

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the mushrooms and you all were enamored with their sight

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and she'll hand you each each of you eat the mushrooms you may now roll caps no

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stems a d100 for your random race change you want higher or lower I got I need

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one of you to turn into a centaur so I think I have a race change do I do it

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now you don't have one you don't have one okay

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44 37 maybe now do you John you do not have her I don't have one okay and this

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is a special check we're rolling on right oh so this is my race change I

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will mark that I have yes I have the chart all right let me roll my two this

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could be good or bad for us because I think I'm the only 28 I think that's

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human I'm hoping for or work work give me some Vec work or maybe like rank I

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yeah one or the other I'll take either I'll be an orc norc okay norc all right

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let me know when you roll 34 37 44 you are an orc 28 28 you're a hobgoblin 37

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37 you're a merfolk we're gonna scald them with hot iron and then we'll heal

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her when we get a lot of butter we could all right merfolk is not good for me oh

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my god your tank is getting messed up yeah I got plus two decks and plus two

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so as you're eating these mushrooms each of you begin to silently vomit as

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Margaret's character tells all of you I thought these were safe and she's like

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vomiting everywhere and as she vomits her legs well together

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no this seaweed comes out in her bottom out of her bottom

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sure legs I lose six begin to meld into one

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how do we do with this lower my stats hard core yell do we all lose the feet

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because we don't lose just knowledge because we transformed yes you do yeah

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we lose our feet okay do you just randomly choose which one will lose the

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first one you took the one that was viable for first level but won't work

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because I know but like so you lose your bonus feet from your human race

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bonus feet was selected a level one sure that doesn't make sense you're

• 5:42:04

literally crippling the whole character if you're doing that she's been I didn't

• 5:42:07

do anything I understand community now understand this like you could just make

• 5:42:11

like us remove one feet that's all you could have said I can't do that that's

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not I don't remember which one that was first like I don't know which one I took

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what do I choose to get rid of it's only the one be viable as a first feet what

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about skills whatever feeds have predicates you can't obviously remove

• 5:42:26

those because those couldn't have been your first feet what what about skills I

• 5:42:29

mean I can just correct the skills so I can just yeah you reduce them until

• 5:42:36

they're valid deleted all right well okay right who has the highest strength

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among us not anymore it used to be me well I mean here's the thing I 14 still

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the community yeah donate for the children help you if they want to I

• 5:42:56

think I can still slither I'm like I just don't know if they want we could we

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could throw you on our backs like say oh yeah I'm slow we're focused on we can

• 5:43:04

yeah we just throw you on one of our backs you have a mermaid we can use the

• 5:43:07

bird now we could use the dog she can flop at five feet for turn that is

• 5:43:11

correct there's like a feet that you could take that lets you get legs though

• 5:43:15

that's what I had like episode one oh no you gave me a ring that let me do that

• 5:43:19

for short periods of time and then you guys carried me in that big was a ring

• 5:43:24

in that Treasury okay at the same thing all right that was a little quicker than

• 5:43:30

I had expected well you all begin to metamorphosis into your new creature you

• 5:43:38

form a salas right so with my strength of 19 nice as a sorcerer yes oh wow

• 5:43:45

that's crazy why do you have a 19 strength of source because I have a belt

• 5:43:49

of giant strength why because I'm a strong sorcerer because I'm also

• 5:43:53

actually I have a sword and I channel spells through the sword when I want to

• 5:43:57

use your strength for as a sorcerer your sword my sword for damage I actually can

• 5:44:02

fight really yes like a battle mage yes that's cool like and but I've been doing

• 5:44:07

star bowl our bolt because it's dramatically cool and those guys ACS

• 5:44:12

were so high even I couldn't hit him do we have any deadly threats let me

• 5:44:17

double-check for you you have two deadly two deadly threat all right oh no nice

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you use on anybody oh into my arms they're not anybody you scoop up the

• 5:44:30

mermaid yes into my arms you can choose how you want none of us failed our first

• 5:44:34

round of endurance so we will press on yeah very well does my even though I'm

• 5:44:41

a strength 19 I don't hit my stress load stress correct so I don't it's not I

• 5:44:46

don't know how big of a mermaid she is we could I don't know if she's like an

• 5:44:51

Ursula or she's like that's an octa oh yeah I mean I doubt that sea monkey I

• 5:45:04

put her in my pocket and we go perfect she's in her from your ear you guys

• 5:45:09

make it to the entrance of the under realm in the first push in the second

• 5:45:14

push okay we stop the roll for the second before you get rid of this oh

• 5:45:17

yeah okay we made it to the entrance we have we have we saved eight hours of our

• 5:45:23

tribal time has been saved so we said everyone's four hour channel okay right

• 5:45:28

yeah so eight hours so we've added eight hours to our investigation time for

• 5:45:33

Lamont okay upon reaching the under realm this feet you have a choice to

• 5:45:41

make there are two paths one that leads deeper and one that stays relatively

• 5:45:47

shallow to the surface what does the map say is the shorter path the map is

• 5:45:54

unaware of the deeper path oh then we'll stay with a shallow path very well and

• 5:46:01

we double time okay as you were traveling above land by the way you

• 5:46:06

noticed that there were multiple roads that you were taking which were

• 5:46:12

completely inundated with refugees traveling to the cash there any

• 5:46:16

traveling down here you do see multiple footsteps around the entrance but right

• 5:46:22

now you don't see anything which direction were they going leaving they

• 5:46:25

were coming out of the under realm heading towards the capital all right so

• 5:46:29

you have low light vision as an orc now I have dark vision and you have dark

• 5:46:34

vision are in the lead I'm sneaky by the way as you enter the entrance to the

• 5:46:39

under realm you notice that it is becoming I get a 10,000 item but 2000

• 5:46:45

dark dust okay I and upon that observation you see the plants from

• 5:46:56

within the under realm become bioluminescent and they help light the

• 5:47:01

path oh nice so I don't have to bust out a Sunrod correct all right we have the

• 5:47:07

light is dim in which case you would have a 20% concealment chance against

• 5:47:10

any ranged attacks that's right now mine was a full right mine was a full work

• 5:47:16

on a half work yeah you're a full auto with work ferocity we double time along

• 5:47:21

the well-worn safely traveled path that everyone is used over and over again to

• 5:47:26

get to the city so that perfect quickly navigate so we get out of the underworld

• 5:47:31

and then what happens it's an under realm you don't get out of it we come

• 5:47:34

we come out and we're in the city and you are now traveling within the

• 5:47:38

underground for the next day and a half all right so we have to do how many

• 5:47:42

checks are you double timing it through the under double timing it you may make

• 5:47:46

a knowledge cartography I guess if someone had it yeah you can do

• 5:47:53

knowledge dungeon geography I've got done engineering okay roll done

• 5:47:57

engineering that's underground areas roll dungeon whoever's got it roll it I'm

• 5:48:01

just adjusting from my my orc transformation but I do have knowledge

• 5:48:07

dungeon airing you have plus six do you have inspiration if we do throw two dice

• 5:48:15

please pick the highest I know I have a doom I don't know if I have inspiration

• 5:48:19

left do you have it open you don't have inspiration you do have a doom I do have

• 5:48:25

a doom you have not 20 okay I'm gonna use you don't have to use it in or does

• 5:48:32

he have to use it in no cuz it's a skill check regular check I'm just gonna check

• 5:48:36

it's a regular dungeon check do I have a target just roll okay read up the huge

• 5:48:42

number 19 right per total total 19 total well you trying to do you ask you should

• 5:48:50

knowledge dungeon airing check before we said we're gonna double time through the

• 5:48:53

underground in order for you to find your way yes that's correct yeah 19 okay

• 5:48:59

all right you believe you're going in the right direction all right so roll

• 5:49:03

stamina I feel good about this four hours past you may all roll a stamina

• 5:49:07

check for the two past DC 15 while that rolls going on we have a $10 donation

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thirty seven thousand seven hundred and twenty eight dollars anybody fail their

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check what was the same number number 15 15 okay saved okay okay we all passed

• 5:49:41

all right as your first leg through the under realm at double time finishes at

• 5:49:46

double time ready I need the cavern setup oh no I don't know what that means

• 5:49:55

I'm gonna hit the cavern board all right well we need to the cavern board must

• 5:50:02

replace the city board keep in mind we didn't rest oracle mr. oracle has no

• 5:50:08

channels he's a cleric are you clear for an oracle because you level up wait did

• 5:50:15

we sleep to live up you do not sleep to level up so that we did not level up you

• 5:50:20

have not yet level up I'm getting tired I'm getting sleepy as well I'm so sleepy

• 5:50:26

give me a little up first you can't be all upgraded I really don't want to take

• 5:50:31

this I think

• 5:50:37

can we do it early in the morning you cannot do it early in the morning that

• 5:50:43

is incorrect no I'm saying that I think everyone's upgraded to little six

• 5:50:46

already yeah but you'd have to sleep I know but I don't know when the encounter

• 5:50:52

starts because if in car starts now it's really cool looking yeah we were showing

• 5:50:59

we were opening up all the buildings like they have little tables in them and

• 5:51:03

stuff I was like oh that's the one thing I don't have is like I have the building

• 5:51:06

stuff I don't have the inside stuff that's crazy yeah that is sad just got

• 5:51:21

a notice there's a little news report said Aaron Carter passed away wasn't he

• 5:51:30

a singer yeah he was in he had his own little band yeah his own little Aaron

• 5:51:39

Carter I know I got screwed cuz I'm a perfect your melee I know I know it's

• 5:51:52

not great oh yeah I can afford a crossbow actually I have a 2500 item and

• 5:52:02

a 1000 items don't so yeah maybe a crossbow what's the best crossbow or

• 5:52:11

sharp oh yeah it's fine

• 5:52:25

hmm perfect oh that's so cool yeah he's he will be give him time is it just in

• 5:52:47

all the other grand I'm just glad I don't have to do that also

• 5:53:01

do everything something's about to happen you cannot rest until 24 hours

• 5:53:22

have passed between your the initiation of your last rest you woke up this

• 5:53:28

morning it's 24 hours from the beginning of your last rest that you went to bed

• 5:53:36

last night probably at around like 11 ish

• 5:53:45

you do you guys can choose to rest at the entrance or something I'm just

• 5:53:54

saying you're gonna wait there until it's 24 hours so like you got there at

• 5:53:58

about 7 o'clock you know someone give me a new race change this race change who's

• 5:54:27

taking watch I'll take one how are you resting and where I'll take watch how

• 5:54:43

many people do we need to take a watch I'll take watch our sleep so I'm gonna

• 5:54:49

read more about my perception is not as high that used to be rest for 10 hours

• 5:55:03

okay you get that my perception is still good person doing two-hour watch it's

• 5:55:08

not terrible but it's not as good as it used to be because we have 12 hours of

• 5:55:15

surplus so as long as we stay under the 12 hours of surplus well it's a 10 hour

• 5:55:19

rest plus a four-hour wait so it's 14 hours okay so we're losing two hours to

• 5:55:22

watch double time once again to gain our hours back sure this is like daylight

• 5:55:27

savings anyway so 10 hours you cannot count as a double time eventually you

• 5:55:34

argue with the GM guy no your statement was incorrect that we lost all the time

• 5:55:41

for double time we have to we are now spending it yeah okay who's watching

• 5:55:48

first and when I'll watch I'll do first watch okay okay do first watch yeah

• 5:55:54

sure sure so as the night progresses are we past my watch yet after the the Sun

• 5:56:04

falls under the horizon cliff okay that's lock you just thought thank you

• 5:56:13

yes the denier I deny you begin to hear wailing hmm like a cool kind of well is

• 5:56:22

it like rock and roll sleep wailing like oh it's not a pleasant wailing it's not

• 5:56:27

a pleasant wailing and you hear it across the sky it grows louder as the

• 5:56:33

night grows darker after two hours I mean you it's a noticeable difference

• 5:56:39

between dusk and night it's the end of the world so has two hours past two

• 5:56:46

hours past okay I continue to listen for the end of the world

• 5:56:52

the way two hours passes yes I go to sleep I wake up the next person you're

• 5:56:58

on it skies wailing end of the world don't cry until they show up you hear

• 5:57:02

the sky the sky is crying it is crying cries are being heard across the sky

• 5:57:08

disturbing you also see the dim glow of random fires across the horizon in the

• 5:57:18

distance some behind foothills others you see where the river was the bridge

• 5:57:27

you know is it like campfires or like burning like wildfires it looks like a

• 5:57:34

raging wildfire yes we're safe lovely I see it's nothing burns in the end around

• 5:57:44

your two hours pass on eventfully Margaret okay your character is up and

• 5:57:53

you are the character Odette mm-hmm as you awake the time is roughly three in

• 5:58:05

the morning hey that'll be like tonight the witching hour witching hour

• 5:58:11

witching hour during the witching hour your chance for an encounter rises by 30%

• 5:58:17

of course it is it's from 2% to little children I suggest we burn one of our

• 5:58:30

God wishes to guard us through this next time period through the witching hour

• 5:58:34

sure so we're gonna burn one of them how many of you have four we haven't used

• 5:58:39

any yet because we've all made our stamina so we're burning one now didn't

• 5:58:42

make a quest you know if we need to so instead we are God wish I request yeah

• 5:58:53

because it's the peaceful night moment your request is for a peaceful night in

• 5:58:58

response we shall remove the witching hour bonus sure sure thank you we get a

• 5:59:04

test yeah Margaret mm-hmm the fires their glow grows stronger okay the

• 5:59:18

wailing is as loud as it will be this night there's here like creepy like

• 5:59:28

more like more sad like less like morning exactly that's except more

• 5:59:36

federal and deep yeah I can't do that

• 6:00:03

okay we all failed that role obviously we had your watch passes uneventful

• 6:00:11

perfected moon do John's up right now five and five in the morning I don't

• 6:00:18

know as you awake you watch cherry is this last watch this last watch big chat

• 6:00:25

to dinner so it is five in the morning right now it will end at seven you

• 6:00:31

started 11 and you need eight hours of rest which means your eight hours didn't

• 6:00:35

start until one which means eight plus one is nine that's when your party will

• 6:00:39

be finished resting eight o'clock 11 so it'll be John's to seven and then Zim's

• 6:00:44

to nine okay you'll be ready let's do it and he got away without having to any

• 6:00:48

watch okay as you awake the wailing begins to subside it's it's diminishing

• 6:01:06

but the fire walk span the entire horizon to the north the night passes

• 6:01:19

out of it yeah them seeing final watch I'm gonna sing the doom song you would

• 6:01:26

expect that morning light would shine at this time but due to the dust kicked up

• 6:01:33

in the air and the atmosphere from the Harvester's landing mm-hmm and the

• 6:01:36

orange glow that rests upon the horizon to the north all you see is a distant

• 6:01:44

and red haze okay what's up gobbling already got his would you even say

• 6:01:48

gherting gherting I don't know 98 is that good or bad it's probably doing

• 6:02:04

higher my own in this here is screeching across the sky arms and rise wake up

• 6:02:13

large wings yeah no I rouse the crowd this is the deadly all of you awaken to

• 6:02:22

the sounds of a panicked orc or screaming out for you to rise and awake

• 6:02:28

I'm assuming that gloves with medium or heavy armor on I'm a monk yeah yeah I

• 6:02:35

always sleep in my armor yeah right I mean you can but you'll be you will not

• 6:02:41

have a role for exhaustion you will just be exhausted hmm so it's negative two to

• 6:02:46

all child I didn't get a full rest I slept for eight hours we're gonna take

• 6:02:50

me ten minutes to put my armor on I do level up no you're fish you're the only

• 6:02:55

one that levels up yeah I'm kind of screwed so we'll take point and we'll

• 6:03:00

we'll see what happens oh well and so it begins actually I apologize for this but

• 6:03:10

I where did you rest do you rest outside it doesn't matter anymore it does we

• 6:03:16

rest right at the door you know we did or we did say at the mouth of the kid

• 6:03:20

basically the entrance so we'll say that you rest on the interior so that we

• 6:03:24

don't have to go get the outside set good idea we didn't start our rest until

• 6:03:36

we were in the entrance very well no cuz I gave you all descriptions of the

• 6:03:41

outside but we I mean we're clearly inside that's why we brought out the

• 6:03:47

books right well well laziness wins I mean Steve can't go get the outside set

• 6:03:53

that'd be totally fine unbelievable removing your a point so unheroic he's

• 6:04:01

trying to save the party hold on I'm too busy trying to know I'm pretty sure that

• 6:04:04

we were in when we went to rest provides you know more safety but we just weren't

• 6:04:08

gonna continue I'm just I will say that at the site of this you flee your

• 6:04:12

campsite at the mouth and move into the interior that's a fair compliment quick

• 6:04:20

little donation update update we have Armani Shaw with a doom and then our

• 6:04:32

tick Elysium I know Margaret was asking for something but I'm not sure if this

• 6:04:35

is what you were looking for $300 for an ability decrease one for me decrease to

• 6:04:45

Margaret

• 6:04:51

I move like one square yeah you're like a you're flip-flopping around yeah I'm

• 6:04:56

like a fish now you're a weaker fish because of the actually if you should so

• 6:05:07

choose I will allow you to use one of your divine interventions to make up the

• 6:05:13

additional two hours of rest that you would have done individually no I'll use

• 6:05:18

it I wish upon the star to yep I wish upon the star wish upon a star I wish

• 6:05:33

for a peaceful night and I did get it I slept through eight hours no problem

• 6:05:39

thank you God thank you send all God you're welcome all right I will decrease

• 6:05:55

something right me okay standby we're gonna get rid of the increase that I did

• 6:06:04

before anybody stand by here is what you see

• 6:06:13

do I still have the Constitution damage right now no okay yeah no that was gone

• 6:06:18

after six rounds that event that whole thing was done yeah but now I have

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permanent one race change would have cleared all that yeah I need I need a

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race change that's what I need George get down make sure you get down get down

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get down get down again but I'm worried cuz you have that pot those little things

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everyone's out it's better just to not have them up there tell them tell them

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to get down like I need help not a lot of help a human yes you know what

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okay ready ready so yeah as you hear the calls to awake the flapping grows louder

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and you see two flying bulbous tumor riddled masses with numerous arms but no

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legs and a leering three-eyed face staring deep within your soul it lets

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out a scream that shakens the very core of your being run for the K make a will

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save everyone everyone that hears the scream I will I'm a hobgoblin everyone

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near me too right 19 18 17 as the mass of tumors lands on the ground without

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legs its many hands place on the floor as it keeps its body lifted it's just

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ball of bulbous tumors the wings still flapping and almost hovering like

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trans state and the one that screamed at you looks over at its its partner and

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the partner looks at it and then it looks at you all and it screams as well

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make another will save didn't anybody fail the first one what was the target

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oh target DC

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mmm this is a DC 19 will save oh I just mean 19 19 I think I felt

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I'm not just here point now oh I think the second one okay anybody who fails

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either one let me know I did the second one because I had to burn my that's three

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I had to burn a doom doom got me yeah or oh yeah I got two successes though first

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one was bare that's both it would just matched it final answer for the four of

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you failing I had the thing I didn't use inspiration I can go again twice oh

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because I have to use it you have yeah you have to use it inspiration I thought

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I have to inspo's to do so I felt okay one of the creatures uses two of its

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hands to smack and attack the other creature almost in a brotherly like

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rivalry okay and they then kind of like chomp at each other with their nasty

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thing like teeth when do we get to roll initially let's sneak into the cave

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while they're busy all of you that failed are feared for one d4 rounds do

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we run into the cave each of you will run away from the creatures which would

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be in the cave yeah done okay roll a d4 for the number of rounds you are feared

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oh come on oh one what let's see hey guys one holy we'll take it oh no and I'm

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really really back you don't have to run to where you can cower out of sight

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all right into the cave everyone may roll initiative wait why is my speed 3

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because I'm six large when you get feared Meg wing you know we're on the way

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to five I have a plus nine yeah but you're mine and then I get a plus bonus

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they've because too large winged demonic looking creatures or shouldn't we they

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need to be four would they be able to get into the my sacred bonus yep Stephen

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are they too large to get into the cavern if we all know the entrance into

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this is large under routes large the entrance into the under route is a

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gargantuan engines so if my movement 30 50 I'm about 50 at light load right

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because I don't have any armor if you're 30 slash 50 yeah because I have no I

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have no medium armor it's I have just bracers what's your load like I don't

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know why it would be 50 then yeah you have some pop-up no if I do have a buff

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then it goes 50 slash 70 I wonder if it's my monk stuff I need more of these

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there might be one more of this yeah they that's a good one for that like it's

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moved PTSD from the last time we fought something like that remember that the

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cave one-shot at like half the party now there's two of them we just started we

• 6:12:23

all try to like run into this kid like okay jog away and so like run full speed

• 6:12:28

Alex that'd be great yeah I kind of want to be like right beside you so I can be

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like okay buff you I don't move very fast yeah I move one square that's not a

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good thing give me a race change please another one of these where am I getting

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20 I think in those boxes in the theater

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you what do we do with you I'm a fish I'm a mermaid I didn't bring my mermaid

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costume one of them one of them looks down on you with almost pity I'm

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flopping what my tail just flopping I'm trying to grab my armor yeah like what

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is this thing oh that's why because I'm a monk once for a melee and then I get

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I'm a melee yeah like one space movement is not ideal for a melee I got a crossbow

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yeah I'm with the money that I had Lisa got that because my mom gives me 20

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feet but it says if you wear medium or heavy armor you lose it so just let you

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choose so I move at 50 move 50 that's like the app and then I can make 75

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cast a chi he can you give me some of them no no no you gotta be monk man by

• 6:14:15

the way as you awake in the morning you hear when these creatures land you hear

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children and women screaming from within the cave at the sight of them I feel the

• 6:14:29

urge to go in and save them but I move very slow Leviathan thing those are cool

• 6:14:35

now these are good things

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place your characters within the entrance of the under realm like by the

• 6:14:47

little cabin hole I am but a fish out of water you probably knew you they're

• 6:15:04

killing my ear as well I'm trying to rest them on the glasses you can rest

• 6:15:11

them on top of your head too like you can bend the thing a little bit I'm just

• 6:15:25

gonna go like this you just have to do this oh I see oh this works that's how I

• 6:15:33

had it I had it like you're wearing it but this is probably better you just

• 6:15:38

have to make sure it's pointing down you know like this works yeah you just have

• 6:15:42

to make this pointing out here at your face one two three but now it's like in

• 6:15:50

you but it's feel the hot but it's better than the previous years right

• 6:15:55

Chad yeah that's the main thing we're trying to figure out it's like this room

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is so big unless we went in here and patted all the walls right there there's

• 6:16:07

too much variance between very well testing can you hear me yes thank you

• 6:16:18

but Kyle and I here for many late nights making it all work shall now remove the

• 6:16:28

cloak he's derobbing cover your eyes children cover the eyes is it just

• 6:16:40

rubbing do you think so disrobing but either way there's a D in it

• 6:16:48

use proper language this down yes thank you all for the children thank you guys

• 6:16:56

you guys are amazing this is unbelievable I think we are doing

• 6:16:59

another non raffled giveaway at the next break we hit the next I would like to

• 6:17:11

add an additional goal similar to what we did last time if we reach 45,000 by

• 6:17:21

the next I know it took him two hours just to pick the way to add ours two

• 6:17:28

hours just to pick the winners finished why and he still some message them how

• 6:17:32

are they doing it well cuz we have to message every

• 6:17:37

medically pull somebody right message them with the way for them respond and

• 6:17:42

then you have to reply to them again but it's for the children so our children

• 6:17:47

for the children I think the next Adam is awesome yeah I just want to give a

• 6:17:55

shout out to Adam and the community team as a whole yes like everyone's kicking

• 6:17:59

the butt so shout outs it's a so if we reach 45,000 technically we'd only be

• 6:18:05

giving away an additional X keys how many keys roughly I don't know where

• 6:18:09

we're at cuz I don't think we did 30 at 35 I think yeah we stopped at 35 35 is

• 6:18:15

that where we left off Adam so I can check mark them off on here though I've

• 6:18:20

seen guys already get to watch the video on harvesting hmm there you saw the

• 6:18:24

video on harvesting right yeah

• 6:18:29

I don't know where we left off so Alex did all the physics and all the code

• 6:18:36

behind making them not be variable we can make a chance the biggest issue is

• 6:18:57

that when the artist is paints them it paints them in a certain way correct and

• 6:19:01

then what we can do is that not respond them for extra time to or just not

• 6:19:05

respond there's also a density value we can assign based on the number of viable

• 6:19:09

spots they can spawn in and if it exceeds that they don't spawn anymore

• 6:19:11

in that area so it's not too dense we could just choose X number of

• 6:19:20

version of our so this is just static foliage by the way this is not like yes

• 6:19:23

we were at 35 in the world that we might require more multi-person or other those

• 6:19:30

yes so guys here's the deal if we hit 45,000 in total donations a donation

• 6:19:42

donations by the the next break which is at 630 I believe believe it's at 630 if

• 6:19:56

we reach 45,000 we're supposed to go out an additional 16 keys but instead we

• 6:20:02

will get out give out a total of 30 fog okay let's try let's try to hit it all

• 6:20:08

right all right now the four of you are feared you may all roll initiative yay

• 6:20:17

as the screams began to flow from these creatures you said 30 keys right if we

• 6:20:25

total of 30 so add additional 45 K by 630 I need innocence innocence yes I

• 6:20:36

need a party of six a family that was hiding inside the under realm waiting to

• 6:20:40

come out until the morning we need to save them hero points yes why must you

• 6:20:47

of course we like that I'm a goblin now you're hop goblin do I have any

• 6:20:54

innocent very unhero like I don't find that goblins otherwise I'm gonna have

• 6:21:01

bad time

• 6:21:06

I was just about to ask get coffee and I'm like where's that I got a few extras

• 6:21:12

even you should throw in a goblin slayer into the campaign says I'm a goblin

• 6:21:18

technically these guys do slay goblins along with many other types of pictures

• 6:21:25

thank you six six citizens oh children perfect oh yeah there we go

• 6:21:49

this work right I wasn't sure all right

• 6:21:56

initiatives okay anybody above 20 nobody else above 20 he can't he actually can

• 6:22:12

roll for the I'll lie to roll for the pet because if the pet gets a higher

• 6:22:15

initiative than you you can choose to take it oh okay that's nice never mind

• 6:22:20

do it then that's basically anybody else above a 20 anybody above 15 wait hold on

• 6:22:25

I think it's a 13 plus a 9 22 and above a 10 or above oh 16 sir unbelievable

• 6:22:38

Alistair 16 Francis and desolated I'm a six that's lock that's lock that's lock

• 6:22:48

okay all right

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there will

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you know how the checkbox won't work better find a curse item on them 19 did

• 6:23:12

anybody have higher than 19 Zim and Odette I did that's it I did

• 6:23:19

right here Odette are you fleeing no I'm not feared if that's what you mean

• 6:23:24

correct would you like to move five feet there is water here just so you know

• 6:23:32

well I should have been boiling okay it does it look like water I'd want to go

• 6:23:36

in it's like have you ever seen the tarp it's like they're in the air though

• 6:23:44

right they are no they've landed there their hands are pushing them up close

• 6:23:48

to that one I want smack it I should be a lot closer because I was watching

• 6:23:51

garden right in front a little bit flip the big flop yeah I'm gonna face that

• 6:23:56

thing though look at it okay you five foot step up to the creatures they look

• 6:24:06

at you with an appetizing lust I flop my leg around it only entices them further

• 6:24:14

my little fin and they say we've never had I'm gonna try to smack it with my tail okay

• 6:24:21

I thought it was him too okay 15 plus eight is that to hit what is 15 plus 8

• 6:24:32

is 23 that is a miss however oh no they're not but it is a miss Odette

• 6:24:40

flippity-flops up to the creatures and attacks and misses them right Jim Jim

• 6:24:51

Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim

• 6:24:59

guru you have a mat 20 I think I do well that's not bad let me check should you

• 6:25:10

choose to use it this would be the time to do so these creatures are not to be

• 6:25:19

reckoned right they're not reckoned with them or reckoned yes I don't think you

• 6:25:27

can't say 20 confirming the cripple but they're not to be reckoned with I'm

• 6:25:35

gonna confirm the crew you may confirm it oh yeah that's a confirm that's a 19

• 6:25:39

okay you confirm fantastic so let's just

• 6:25:49

top of wing often that's the plan my god you have seven unused and three use so

• 6:25:56

you have three more Chris oh yeah oh yeah

• 6:26:05

a DH perhaps you are correct yeah trifled they are not to be trifled with

• 6:26:12

there we go hey it was a late night and an early morning remember it's part of

• 6:26:19

my job to keep you corrected that's right thank you are they undead these

• 6:26:26

are not undead is in just 20 20 total any type of specific damage oh wait no

• 6:26:33

they're not undead oh I just lost Wi-Fi 13 plus 12 yeah 27

• 6:26:44

I just got my back thank you also roll the name by the way you're welcome okay

• 6:26:51

perfect place all right oh you want okay real quick what did you roll and what

• 6:26:57

type of damage was it it was blunt it was with a mace of forgiveness and what

• 6:27:04

does that forgiveness do it's a plus one and it has been on it okay you may

• 6:27:10

reduce your damage by 10 so 18 and you may now apply the 18 damage as you wish

• 6:27:18

with the dice well the guy right so green is tense and they shall respond

• 6:27:24

singular in kind love it one of them laughing hideously in your direction

• 6:27:35

lifts a whip from one of his hands his arms flailing in the air the whip sounds

• 6:27:50

he strikes out at you three times cat if you're listening you can use that you

• 6:28:01

wish you were anywhere in the game what sound design great sound also which was

• 6:28:13

that okay was that community did you like the whip sounds first attack is a

• 6:28:23

seven on the die with a plus 18 becomes 25 verse AC 25 not 24 nope you sure it's

• 6:28:33

24 positive no it's 23 so I thought even 24 with a penny wait weren't you feared

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no I wasn't okay second attack at a plus 13 yes 13 is a 17 on the die it's at 30

• 6:28:55

oh yeah that kind of hits third attack why are we even bother with a C at a

• 6:29:02

plus eight with a 16 on the die oh no it's exactly 24 or yeah 24 24 did you

• 6:29:13

hit that had to yeah it's 24 yeah here we go

• 6:29:19

are you here no she acted oh she did act what do you do what does it do when I

• 6:29:26

just an ally is attacked you may have opportunity to attempt to aid another action you may

• 6:29:32

only do that before the result is known okay okay so in the future yes you can

• 6:29:38

do that that's three hits I was trying I know but Stephen really wants to kill

• 6:29:45

something I'm not wanting to kill any right before them I don't know yes it

• 6:29:53

should have you can take it so he was the only one standing it and you're the

• 6:29:57

well it's only applies to the whole round right until you get hit yeah so

• 6:30:08

they want to use it it reduces your AC by what I don't have in harm's way she

• 6:30:12

has the full run which is better so the bodyguard is the full round right no for

• 6:30:21

one tech no that's not all I think it's just for that one attack yeah it is oh

• 6:30:26

three hits here we go what happened oh I need the standard action which camera

• 6:30:33

done that one the battery maybe

• 6:30:40

you have any d8s

• 6:30:44

maybe this is a reaction you should pop the battery out and pop it back in

• 6:30:58

no pop the battery out

• 6:31:02

there I got it no he's a type you plug it 3d okay the the demons whip charge

• 6:31:14

light come on the ancients whip yeah it can't flash that at you three times all

• 6:31:18

three striking true to the target yeah as each slash impacts your chest

• 6:31:28

you

• 6:31:31

don't worry about it you take 17 points of damage you'll be fine 17 finally it

• 6:31:42

bites out at you would you like to use your defense yeah a bite is incoming his

• 6:31:50

way yeah I mean I'll defend whoever's near me that's him so what happens when

• 6:31:56

you bodyguard plus two they get plus two and then she loses no how many body

• 6:32:04

cards do you do a day yeah I would have three of these combat expertise it's not

• 6:32:11

it's not per day it's just consumes her attack of opportunity

• 6:32:17

okay prove your allies your plus two AC doesn't take it right is a fail success

• 6:32:28

how's it doing so many attacks oh that's a whip no no but it's a surprise round

• 6:32:34

you can only do one stunner not a spread it started scream was the support people

• 6:32:38

around me for the four attacks near me I will bodyguard can attack now you are

• 6:32:43

going to make three fortitude saves maybe only three poison okay fortitude

• 6:32:52

saves as the nasty tumorous hands target

• 6:33:03

23

• 6:33:06

18 up the coffee might be here 26 saying they're having trouble you fix it oh yes

• 6:33:18

you see nice I think they're outside

• 6:33:27

people who say that did you roll the lowest with the 19 probably the pain

• 6:33:32

and he's 22 have to be a righteous all the time and you can't well it's it's

• 6:33:40

lawful good not lawful stupid right so then yeah one hit

• 6:33:45

right just when you when you can be yeah but like when your party is breaking in

• 6:33:49

the building this assumptions with no conclusive evidence somebody look up for

• 6:33:54

me what kind of it is called demon plague oh no doesn't sound good

• 6:34:02

yeah I don't think I like I don't you fail with delay poison or protect from

• 6:34:08

evil be helpful yeah demon plague demon plague look it up demon play oh it's one

• 6:34:23

word demon plague pathfinder RPG one onset one day one three con damage and

• 6:34:30

1d6 whiz damage and victim is fatigued if it takes any ability damage from the

• 6:34:36

disease certain creatures slain by demon plague rise as plagued don't worry you

• 6:34:43

are turning into an ancient and in order to cure it you need to make three

• 6:34:48

consecutive saves oh that over 22 out of 22 by the text you will check this

• 6:34:56

tomorrow fortitude save DC 18 they can also use constitution based for this

• 6:35:04

creature because of its constitution yeah it becomes a 22 yeah you can use

• 6:35:15

here point plus eight well no or if you have a net oh yeah do you have another

• 6:35:19

one double check yeah okay I need 20s oh I do have that 20s let's go I need

• 6:35:32

you have some Stephen does not you have to net 20s and you have four dooms and

• 6:35:41

you have six now you haven't been consuming them at all so you know the

• 6:35:46

next creature shall do that okay all right yeah I'm gonna use for tax and

• 6:35:50

all the net ones on them okay four yep all right who was the who were you

• 6:35:55

attacking though and then it's gonna fly away up into the sky and so is this one

• 6:35:58

wait Mike well first of all they can only do five foot step because I just did a

• 6:36:05

full run action they saw they're not flew right foot fly okay I still can

• 6:36:08

reach like yeah they hit four times and the fluid don't worry about it don't

• 6:36:19

worry about it I take it 12 does not I did no I had he had the mocha I wonder

• 6:36:40

if it's from Maggie was there no updates did you find much of there or

• 6:36:47

no so we have a $10 donation from a little ways ago but from Jason Zimmerman

• 6:36:51

giving himself a casual inspiration I mean I've only gotten to the first one

• 6:37:02

that I've noticed there might be another one in here Maggie I have I have a

• 6:37:05

solution for your problem for the race right you want to change your race yeah

• 6:37:11

just donate $450 like then just it he's done a like 30 bucks to get him

• 6:37:16

inspiration make sure you have a note saying targeted into a mermaid again

• 6:37:23

that is a random I think I have a more I have a mocha I don't know if you found

• 6:37:30

matcha being in with the $200 donation to in for a magical item got a breast

• 6:37:35

smile on a child's face he says name the $20 donation for a deal with a little

• 6:37:43

heart emoji I think it's a Yolo with a $100 donation for a wild magic they

• 6:37:54

waved it over the pot Lillivan with a $20 donation for the kids and then

• 6:38:02

mythical bucky with a $35 donation hey I thought this was for the children

• 6:38:17

Steven following that we also have a $35 donation to Steven I've heard that

• 6:38:28

different and that 20 from meat hooks meat hooks thank you meat hooks someone's

• 6:38:38

gonna get me hooks with that next one oh oh this is a couple yeah I didn't taste

• 6:38:45

it I haven't drank it cuz I'm drinking okay okay well you want how do you know

• 6:38:50

it's okay how do you know it's a mocha why is it so like that makes that makes

• 6:39:01

us for a cappuccino yeah yes cuz it was like really light like a cappuccino I

• 6:39:08

was wondering why it's so disgusting and then this is so sweet I'm running away

• 6:39:16

I'm running how far well what's the hour off of their fear so I can cover behind

• 6:39:21

like a rock or something only if you cannot flee

• 6:39:31

hmm yeah shit it's double double speed oh yeah someone carry me run run is 4x

• 6:39:48

but it's one inch it's five feet it's your it's basically your base these are

• 6:39:56

so cool go base at a base one that's not

• 6:40:07

yep

• 6:40:10

bye okay Alistair flees in the other direction deeper into the underworld how

• 6:40:27

many wild magics do you have it's gonna leave us does Alex have any wild magics

• 6:40:33

I forgot your food or two yeah I think John has okay oh sorry

• 6:40:51

Rylas I'm moving closer than the magic item and yeah I've got wild magic as

• 6:40:55

well you are feared for four rounds I haven't drank it yet cuz I wanted to be

• 6:41:00

monster I think mixing I have to do 24 I have to do 25 yeah okay I'll be

• 6:41:07

drinking more later that is Alistair oh Alistair why'd you move John I have my

• 6:41:14

water

• 6:41:16

yep you run with him sorry I'm like really quiet

• 6:41:35

okay do you have any wild magic yes I've got you right here yes he still has wild

• 6:41:46

magic yeah he still has a few roll a d1000 oh no who's oh is this for the

• 6:42:00

John okay for the magic just a wild magic as well Maggie has a wild magic

• 6:42:06

still I don't do I have a new one a new one magic two more 49 I've got oh five

• 6:42:12

zero okay four nine two more Zim has two more we just got them yet for John has

• 6:42:17

three more everyone has two more except for me John has three more that's because

• 6:42:27

the sender protects the wild magics are crazy sometimes you end up with like you

• 6:42:32

have an extra finger on your arm that's actually really good but on your arm one

• 6:42:36

decks no honest hand on your hand yeah did you roll who's who's wild who else

• 6:42:47

is wild magic or just him for now just a strong for now I'll mark John's wild

• 6:42:53

magic off them Francis all right I'm running it's very slow do you have a wild

• 6:43:14

magic yes roll a d1000 that's your character flees into the darkness of the

• 6:43:22

under room I'll mark it for you very hundred and ninety three three hundred

• 6:43:28

and ninety three

• 6:43:33

that's a low number did someone get a race change I wanted race change please

• 6:43:40

give me a race change diesel block no I beg of you

• 6:43:46

diesel block is up that's Brian's took me a while

• 6:44:00

Stevens looking at that really weird I wonder what it is you begin eating all

• 6:44:04

the way we all get feared and we run away well that's actually not that bad

• 6:44:08

for me I know but the way you said it was like you find your part I'm like a

• 6:44:22

fish so sorry guys keep me away from your food I rolled a 442 on wild magic

• 6:44:27

we need to bring donkeys oh you would eat them yeah that's fine okay I can

• 6:44:35

summon either mules okay I'll just need to swap in those spots we might have a

• 6:44:40

hungry night Alexi really wants to eat a donkey that's just you know that's a

• 6:44:55

lock yes roll a d10 your character ages by five years does he become wider aged

• 6:45:11

by five years let me he becomes five years wiser still this work remains plus

• 6:45:17

one wisdom minus one take your character model and replace it with a horse

• 6:45:22

speaking of you're a horse oh shit I'm a horse we actually do have one well now

• 6:45:29

we can eat horse Arctic Elysium donated a race change

• 6:45:36

I hope she turns back into my my gosh what if I do I then we're giving up on

• 6:45:54

you we're leaving you behind yeah turn into another we're going to use one of

• 6:45:58

our wishes to change the die roll oh yeah so we have to laugh I still the

• 6:46:04

hero point roll how long is John a horse because I might use my favor of the

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sandal God to help us everything yes becomes you are a horse that is walking

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on its hind legs and using its hands to operate oh hell yeah no sir I didn't

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like it yeah with hooves nice the hooves have broken apart into fingers so their

• 6:46:34

hooves like fingers do you want me to roll I grabbed some they sound clickety

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clackety that's how then he has an extra little tiny sixth of on one of the

• 6:46:48

garments what because of the wild magic what do you expect I know it's so weird

• 6:46:54

oh also things for you why you notice anybody may make a perception check not

• 6:47:00

using any of their special dies okay okay I mean I love even the feared guy

• 6:47:06

use do we only one round that was a bad roll 15 oh yeah my role is bad 1717 as

• 6:47:16

well the horse noticed something he's got a lot of sense take your character

• 6:47:22

he's sniffing and your your actual former character and move it into the civilian

• 6:47:31

party that's hiding you hear his character those of you who saw you hear

• 6:47:39

it start rustling and kicking its feet on the ground going like horse sounds

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right yes the effect the effects that's what the effect said switch bodies with

• 6:47:54

the nearest Friday it would have been okay no then he would have been really

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far away oh oh just nearest period yep oh boy okay let's lock his fling oh debt

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I do have a wild magic and a race change I will allow you to do both at the same

• 6:48:19

time okay let's do the wild magic first or should I do my attack first first do

• 6:48:25

the wild magic to see if you're okay wild magic first all right it is 67 and

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one more t10 67 on the hundred and 70 white yeah roll on mark they got please perfect

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672 672 big bucks no any and she turned into a marshmallow sorry I thought I was

• 6:48:56

doing the rain change thing she is a sentient carrot she was a use chubby

• 6:49:01

money mellow I'm not reading them I'm sorry so funny that we had to cover it

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up we just couldn't leave it off of the trash it was bad yes to really

• 6:49:15

concentrate on this one hot chocolate gonna do a quick update on a couple

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donations we have a mom and Scott a nat one who's in oh no because you're trying

• 6:49:33

to cheat what you are a well done they do they love for you to suffer you know

• 6:49:43

not choose magic I can use magic until sunset tomorrow and then that's not

• 6:49:50

justice does that include like is that just spells 200 does that include like

• 6:49:55

my divine power you have missile what is awesome like ranged weapon like magic

• 6:50:04

range yeah spells no just like a crossbow bow I have a crossbow but it's

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not magic it's just a I will say that you may not use missile weapons for one

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week Wow I can't use a cross I'll let you choose which one you want oh that's

• 6:50:18

weak all right and you can hold your breath for longer than two minutes all

• 6:50:24

right I can't use my crossbow for a week you you cannot use a crossbow for the

• 6:50:28

remainder of the campaign or any bow and arrow or any missile ranged or thrown

• 6:50:33

attack you may have the wild magic nothing that uses decks I can't use any

• 6:50:37

that's a harder thing your character no death space to tax just leave it serious

• 6:50:41

that's hey you want to be fair what that is fair it's a no missile weapons yeah

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no death okay no that's not right wait yeah her race

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magic that you take some to wild magics do you know just one just one at a time

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okay so race change is what would you like

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me to roll for that d100 don't roll you want low for I think it's 45 I think

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that's human I think no no that's 37 I know what you give them last time I

• 6:51:18

think it's all I hope it's a work or cuz I want work 45 work is like the best

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race for Inquisitor or read it's like a bird creature I think they're bird

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people yeah yeah they're bird people I don't know if it's good for me flying

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tank let's go yeah incorrect or read is a human oh oh why is it not whose

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ancestry includes a touch of elemental being of earth how do you spell that

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lady I spell or reasons yeah how this story Oh our re ad all right oh yeah

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large warrior appears heavy solid strength wisdom minus charisma it's

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perfect these are yeah this is not bad for me well done all right thank you who

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is that thank you so much it was Arctic Arctic thank you

• 6:52:17

carrying her around oh my gosh dude that means my do my strength and my Khan is

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even higher you may strike but you don't get your feedback I don't get my

• 6:52:28

feedback yeah no it's all good and now I can't have any roles five feet above me

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all right do you have any roles I think I let me double check if I have anything

• 6:52:44

I think I've an inspiration yes and one doom so I'll use inspiration first and

• 6:52:50

we're gonna try to heavy mace it up and I'm gonna do Bane against these guys

• 6:52:54

whatever the hell they are they're now my bane I hate them they what are they

• 6:53:01

are two of the lower cast of ancients tasked with chaos and destruction and

• 6:53:13

they're hungry so that's 20 plus how many people are my friends are near me

• 6:53:31

I get a plus one for everyone once it's also plus two for being 22 plus 23 24 is

• 6:53:40

only the only you and your pet are near me yeah okay so that's the Jason said I

• 6:53:44

get so 24 this 24 head and I get an opportunity attacks and certainly right

• 6:53:51

they're not playing they're just five foot stepping mr. roo mr. roo miss miss

• 6:53:58

McGee Jim Jim Jim you only get one attack do I get to take I was gonna say

• 6:54:11

how's gonna okay I miss miss I was gonna call a doom or whatever you want

• 6:54:22

I already rolled yeah but you have to technically use the nat one before you

• 6:54:26

roll a regular roll okay then I'll use the that one very well let's get rid of

• 6:54:30

that net one cat kitty cat kitty cat

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16 oh so you're you and your cat strike out at the beasts and miss your two for

• 6:54:45

my little orc stubby arms so you said you use it is now their turn how many

• 6:54:49

did you use last time you use or not once yep I think you only have three

• 6:54:54

remaining I was told I had a few no you have five dooms we have still five dooms

• 6:54:59

what do you want to use right now what are you trying to use you had four

• 6:55:02

attacks last time that I used what would you like to use right now whatever I got

• 6:55:05

you have five dooms what would one more inspiration you have not 20s you have not

• 6:55:09

ones you have dooms and you also have inspiration that one's in 20s net ones

• 6:55:14

you've got two more of what no no not once he doesn't have any left he used

• 6:55:21

three last round we didn't mark our I used I marked for he has six total he

• 6:55:26

only used he used for his two more left oh sorry oh all right sorry that looks

• 6:55:30

I think and then you have I think that six five dooms and you have one

• 6:55:36

inspiration left yeah you have three not like homie I'm gonna keep the track I

• 6:55:41

was looking at the wrong column yeah you're looking there I'm calm I was

• 6:55:44

looking at not 20s oh gotcha gotcha yeah all right so I will five-foot fly up

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again or actually I won't do that yet I'll bite and with the bite on the first

• 6:56:01

creature to the right mm-hmm I will

• 6:56:06

you have your pick of this using that one and that one all right I'm gonna

• 6:56:11

bite on the other creature I'll use that one as well that's your all your net

• 6:56:15

ones are done then I still have dooms how many dooms dooms you have five

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I'll consume all of my dooms it's a lot of dooms yes for attacks I have six

• 6:56:31

remaining between the two creatures are they each five or four you have one more

• 6:56:38

inspiration and just consume both of the bites and you have three net 20 and five

• 6:56:42

dooms right so that's seven tonight one remaining yeah yeah and then you can use

• 6:56:46

not one not 20 or inspiration yeah you have one inspiration and you have three

• 6:56:50

net 20s I'll use an inspiration for a whip nice you still have to roll to be

• 6:57:01

so many pretty cool I will take the 18 out of the 18 in the 10 the 18 becomes a

• 6:57:11

critical threat range with the whip on the on the bet I mean okay and the fish

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will not want to confirm with how many dooms I have left now I only have three

• 6:57:30

you have three not 20s that's it so I'll roll to confirm at a plus 18 the 29

• 6:57:37

you're using one of your net 20s no oh what can information you don't have to

• 6:57:41

use it yeah so it succeeds so the critical threat remains it's to what did

• 6:57:48

you hit me with what was your whip a whip good thing it was on the bikes what

• 6:57:51

was your original roll though yeah oh you net 20 it's bad 18 on the die I

• 6:57:55

have 21 AC it's not a die plus 18 is 36 oh gotcha gotcha I guess you just 10

• 6:58:00

damage plus 6 is 16 damage to you as the whip pierces your skin and blood flies

• 6:58:10

out what kind of damages the children and family that's hiding behind screams at

• 6:58:16

the sight of these ghastly beasts what type of one what type of damages it this

• 6:58:24

would be slashing okay

• 6:58:28

a magical slashing in addition you must make a fortitude save from a whip

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correct any weapons wielded by this creature or any natural attacks contains

• 6:58:42

the demon plague disease I have to roll a seat oritude save at a 22 I have to

• 6:58:48

roll a doom here oh doom taking the lowest result but I do have my aura

• 6:58:54

thing too so we'll see how that goes the lowest result is a 5 plus 11 plus 11 so

• 6:59:01

16 22 not enough and then final answer you are now infected with demon plague

• 6:59:12

the onset is one day tomorrow morning you will suffer its effects unless you

• 6:59:19

receive a removed disease in that time okay how do I put that you and I both

• 6:59:26

how did you put it on here for demon play well I've got two trips just write

• 6:59:31

it down I got one for my prayer bead and one for my prepared spell so okay no one

• 6:59:35

else get disease please we don't the talk about demons will five-foot flight

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up into the air now at a distance of ten feet from you maybe we should run I

• 6:59:47

don't know if you have a reach everybody else is gone and they're thinking I can't

• 6:59:50

use missile weapons Alistair I mean yeah well you are no longer under the effects

• 6:59:59

of frightened I am no longer frightened my range is a hundred the camera

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recovered or no my range is 110 feet from my bow do you want to use my cat

• 7:00:14

using the I will use a key an extra camera nice to increase number of

• 7:00:20

attacks

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do the power oh wait maybe it'll work if it'll charge while filming it should

• 7:00:30

charge well it's a lot of strain on the battery when you do that so they tend to

• 7:00:34

not allow that yeah she have a full charge prior to you all right do we hit

• 7:00:39

anything yet have we hit anyone one of them one of them has taken damage from

• 7:00:46

Jim I'll keep the one that Jim injured the line believe he did 18 to it correct

• 7:00:54

very well I will fire four shots at three plus nine and one plus four okay

• 7:01:02

hoping for crits here oh wait I don't have any you want to happen down there I

• 7:01:08

know closer the light is dim um but not where they standing who doesn't matter

• 7:01:16

for me I have improved precise shots so it doesn't matter for me what does that

• 7:01:19

mean that means I ignore unless it's full cover I ignore all negative effects

• 7:01:23

all negative effects of like cover what's it called improved it's called

• 7:01:30

improved precise shot you range attack to go ignore anything but total

• 7:01:36

consuming and cover okay cool so doesn't matter very well first two shots at plus

• 7:01:41

nine come on we need some crits here 19 and 18 those both better hit Wow would

• 7:01:48

you get 27 and 28 hit hit all right it's a piercing Bane against undead

• 7:01:55

unfortunately these are not undead you know outsiders and they are they are

• 7:02:02

evil outsiders from the void yep here to feast upon your immortal coil

• 7:02:08

they're dr10 they are dr10 t8 plus 7 so I need three plus to do any damage unless

• 7:02:16

you're using a magic arrow it is a magic just a magic it's a mad is it dr10 is

• 7:02:22

magic slash magic it is dr10 slash good the weapon must be good aligned first

• 7:02:28

did eight damage zero and then second hit did zero both of your arrows bounce

• 7:02:38

off the thick tumorous hide of these demonic creatures well I continue to

• 7:02:44

fire two more shots black one is at plus four gold one at plus nine gold one is

• 7:02:55

plus nine twenty misses their AC is 25 both miss miss

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badge the arcane archer lets loose a fury of arrows all of which do

• 7:03:14

negligible damage Rylos the time is upon you horse master show us the meaning of

• 7:03:23

haste as you flee shadow facts three rounds oh my god a horse may move at a

• 7:03:32

speed of 50 oh I'm like a horse hi John we're gonna need to bring on more tiles

• 7:03:40

for John remember that's 1020 if you're going by full yeah so use the big model

• 7:03:46

value that would be ten if you go from end to end when you move go and then

• 7:03:54

30 40 50 and then you got 50 more every move action now you can go some and set

• 7:04:03

it hitting the edge you could go over to here and cower and that's considered a

• 7:04:06

fearfully if we have to run we can run there is like a bunch of people there

• 7:04:29

that can't we're gonna try to save them world innocence world that's why you

• 7:04:42

didn't get here a million lives five people I mean I'm lawful neutral do you

• 7:04:53

have a buff I'm lawful good I'm awful good good like a blessing of good

• 7:05:06

no because you have to put out unless you got it somehow no action unless you

• 7:05:17

like heck slight like it's called bless weapon I've got like yes I was gonna

• 7:05:32

just start throwing up a decision right have you not what's happening y'all are

• 7:05:47

on a bane on Alexi here is my plan let's see just rolling bad or something

• 7:06:02

it's probably not your body it's well he's in the horse I'm going to use

• 7:06:07

bless equipment so good what no but I can give you Bane verse evil outsider oh

• 7:06:15

yeah perfect yeah I'll make it so you can damage yeah all right so plus two

• 7:06:22

two hit 40,000 or what about warhammer 40k no no 40 we hit 40,000 I don't know

• 7:06:33

I was asking people were saying that well we okay so we beat last year I was

• 7:06:41

asking no I was asking if we hit it and then he yelled it oh my god now you have to donate

• 7:06:48

$300 to make it true okay all right yeah I buffed out with evil outsider Bane

• 7:06:58

for three rounds we could use some space marines right now equipment it's a it's

• 7:07:04

a it's clear that I can burn channels to bless my equipment well well that's

• 7:07:13

interesting okay with that being said even more interesting for a minute

• 7:07:18

bypasses the hour or just extra damage just extra damn okay that's fine um let

• 7:07:22

me let me double check desolock it also gives plus what do you have to plus hit

• 7:07:27

what is your plus attack that you guys are hitting I can't hit plus nine and

• 7:07:32

I'm still missing I must be rolling bad I rolled 17 and 18 I can't hit anything

• 7:07:42

or nice

• 7:07:49

that's some more team roll damage that's pretty good on a d4 it's excellent what

• 7:07:54

was this with your wand yeah wow let's go that's pretty good right through the

• 7:07:58

DR right now yeah yeah it does it unless not only does it go through DR it also

• 7:08:06

goes through spell resistance right I thought we looked at that magic

• 7:08:12

missiles yes it can go through but spell if they have spell resistance they can

• 7:08:17

resist I need to touch the magic missile spell yep and it'll show you spell

• 7:08:21

resistance no really sure you can resist it anybody do they have spell resistance

• 7:08:28

we'll find out if they did we'll find out that's true

• 7:08:35

oh roll spell resistance check cast your level d20 and if you're affecting two

• 7:08:41

targets you have to roll separately okay I'm three for three today well done yeah

• 7:08:45

I'm assistant GM today who's extra extra hair points from here you extra rule

• 7:08:53

lawyer points your target is 22

• 7:09:07

okay that's the first one that bounces I assumed you sent multiple missiles to

• 7:09:11

different targets or okay this failed okay so you can select as your because

• 7:09:18

you no longer can attack the creature with mr. magic missile it will always

• 7:09:21

miss no from now on he hit no spell resistance no spell resistance means

• 7:09:26

that from now on that creature is unaffected by that spell from your

• 7:09:31

character I know it's from you best both I thought it was specific to the cast

• 7:09:39

type so because this came up before and to the item and a different casting the

• 7:09:47

same effect the via different means was they would have to reroll there's no I

• 7:09:53

think it's um I'll look up one second yeah I believe it is that if he fails

• 7:09:57

that spell resistance on

• 7:10:01

Oh

• 7:10:08

oh here we go let me just remember at 45k we add an additional 14 keys so we

• 7:10:20

have air on with a $10 donation bear gunned iron guard oh $200 donation

• 7:10:27

isn't that from Vikings they're gonna you're gonna iron guard might be iron

• 7:10:34

side toxic owls with a $10 donation nice Aussie Jack with a $35 donation Aussie

• 7:10:44

Aussie Aussie light foo yo big love from the Netherlands can't wait for the game

• 7:10:49

launch and a to $50 donation nice and then Aryan XP with a $400 donation wow

• 7:10:59

that's what put it us above amazing over 40k for the children yeah the children

• 7:11:06

the children all right yes so I believe that's what happens

• 7:11:12

um I don't say successful spell resistance spell resistance prevents a

• 7:11:17

spell or a spell like ability from affecting or harming the resistant

• 7:11:21

creature but it never removes a magical effect from another creature or negates

• 7:11:24

the spells effect on another creature correct spell resistance prevents a spell

• 7:11:28

from disrupting another spell and then last paragraph against an ongoing spell

• 7:11:33

that has already been cast a fellow check against spell resistance laws the

• 7:11:37

resistant creature to ignore any effect the spell might have the magic continues

• 7:11:41

to affect others normal I don't see any other stuff keep reading that's the end

• 7:11:46

of the successful spell resistance okay if you make me look it up and I'm right

• 7:11:49

you lose a hero point are you never give me you want to give it me first and then

• 7:11:54

I can it sounds like it blocks like successive ticks of the same spell yeah

• 7:11:59

not new applications of a different spell no no different it's a different

• 7:12:06

instance of the same spell no like that right so one that is that wording at

• 7:12:14

least what Alex just read out to me is like that's yeah it's at the very bottom

• 7:12:18

successful spell resistance if you scroll down yeah it doesn't say anything

• 7:12:23

for next applications it's just it's just additional ticks of that

• 7:12:29

application it automatically resists but a new applications I can keep magic

• 7:12:36

missile again yeah I think so well 50% of course but

• 7:12:54

I'm having guys down the rules yeah there's nothing says that you can apply

• 7:13:02

I'm an iron dome I'm gonna meld into the ground in a moment here is the ground

• 7:13:08

stone okay it is yeah you're gonna meld into the ground one way or another no

• 7:13:15

I'm a stone creature I can actually meld into the ground can you draw energy okay

• 7:13:20

ready here we go here we go and who challenged me on this I just said what I

• 7:13:25

found guess who challenged you on much of a guess hey this is how we look up

• 7:13:31

rules for those who are watching a check spell resistance only once for any

• 7:13:34

particular casting of a spell or use of a spell like ability we did that yes if

• 7:13:39

spell resistance fails the first time it fails each time the creature encounters

• 7:13:42

that same casting of the spell okay so if you succeed on the spell for the

• 7:13:46

first time you don't have to make the check again for the same same casting

• 7:13:49

though is a key word there yeah so the same spell okay so let me get this

• 7:13:55

straight because it's gonna affect what I'm about to do if I get through the

• 7:14:00

spell resistance once I get through forever on that spell oh no okay then

• 7:14:05

I'm burning my hero point to add four to cut that's fine and ready it says

• 7:14:08

likewise if the spell resistance succeeds the first time it always

• 7:14:12

succeeds okay which means like time likewise means this is what I said I'm

• 7:14:16

burning my hero point to make it succeed so there you go where'd you find it

• 7:14:20

which burger under spell resistance no no but which paragraph there's so many

• 7:14:23

number of paragraphs I know which paragraph all right it starts here and

• 7:14:26

then in order to understand it you'd have to read the whole thing I need the

• 7:14:29

guy and when you do read the whole thing you find the effect that's under I would

• 7:14:35

like you to know what I wonder one of these paragraphs I've got to read

• 7:14:38

through it all that's how you read I would like you to put 14 damage on that

• 7:14:40

guy for me you might someone else may put forward and then so let's okay okay

• 7:14:44

so we'll have a 14 he's not monitoring and now that's no longer three for three

• 7:14:49

what is the same casting I just said what I read I know means that if it's

• 7:14:54

the same spell being cast so from now on I guys if it succeeds yeah it always

• 7:15:01

succeeds I well okay that's how I mean I've been playing

• 7:15:06

sure and I mean I just fired these are damage damage on the right green guy yeah

• 7:15:15

so the creatures are out of my range correct yeah we're where they are we're

• 7:15:20

the camera and do it the camera stuff yeah that you hit it when you're walking

• 7:15:26

by the screen is black you yeah there we're gonna back and camera back trying

• 7:15:38

to do the red oh dead so they're out of my range correct I believe unless you

• 7:15:43

have a reach or some ability to run is that our plan we should probably do a

• 7:15:47

strategic retreat okay it free gm piece of advice it is unlikely that you would

• 7:15:56

be able to outrun these creatures never mind since they are winged and have a

• 7:16:02

flight speed of six and I try to entice them to come down to me they're enticed

• 7:16:07

by your mere presence to feast upon your soul and body okay so I will hold an

• 7:16:13

action till late what getting closer to us is a good idea no way like it's not

• 7:16:19

over there way it's not you're not running away you are getting back with

• 7:16:23

your I'm gonna move I'm gonna move as far as I can oh my god and then I'm

• 7:16:27

gonna hold an action and if they come close to me I'm gonna smack up can't do

• 7:16:30

both oh yeah I can't you can know you can hold an action if they fly away and

• 7:16:38

come chase us then you get to use your action to chase after they begin to sing

• 7:16:41

Frank Sinatra's come fly with me that's okay

• 7:16:51

away because if they five foot step they will do four attacks on you so you will

• 7:16:55

move ten feet away preparing action if anything within five feet enters your

• 7:16:59

zone you let's strike back yeah but they're not going to the will the

• 7:17:03

reason they moved away is so that you can reach them so they can five foot

• 7:17:05

step back and attack you four times by the way whips have a natural reach of

• 7:17:09

15 feet yeah they have long range all right that's what I was saying well then

• 7:17:13

move further even then it works that what 20 yeah 20 feet that's all I can go

• 7:17:17

so that's I'm saying I'll go as far as I can and then oh they will attack

• 7:17:21

opportunity though if they have that's true but not if I disengage yes yes you

• 7:17:28

could know cuz she's moving within it only ignores the first square because

• 7:17:33

it's the next where is within still then you still get a 15 although they are

• 7:17:37

higher they they moved up there ten yeah so they're at there at the edge because

• 7:17:41

they moved up to ten feet up another they are at their long probably 15 feet

• 7:17:45

away correct so she could just move back and have no problem because Steve raised

• 7:17:52

their altitude he did so I can just move just move yeah fine I will move my 20

• 7:17:59

feet fit 20 20 4 squares yeah I am the blue one yeah they should put that

• 7:18:09

paragraph under the successful spell resistance I don't know why it's not

• 7:18:13

under that well I don't know they're just not good at writing rules maybe

• 7:18:18

yeah all right there's a lot of I don't think there's anything you can do

• 7:18:22

because I can't hit them very well they salivate at your mere son you know I

• 7:18:29

know what you can do a full defense plus 40 I see and if you acrobatics is high

• 7:18:33

you can get plus six they can sense the goodness in you yeah I am and it entices

• 7:18:42

and it sounds delicious I will full defense and I'm just holding my

• 7:18:49

judgment of sacred protection who had the deadly I know Margaret was one of

• 7:18:54

them me I had the other way there was your that was yeah yeah oh yeah we from

• 7:19:07

the other no there's a new combat there's two new there's two new ones but

• 7:19:11

one is on him and the other one we don't know who on the cat oh yeah so there's

• 7:19:15

John and the cat Lee thread on the cat and yes yeah that's all we're talking

• 7:19:19

about don't kill the cat no it was on them they did a vote on Sims cat or Zim

• 7:19:29

and it was on Zim okay and then the other one was on I had to yeah that's

• 7:19:33

the second question so if it's on John is it on John the horse or John the

• 7:19:41

body well whatever his soul is right is the deadly threat to the soul I would

• 7:19:51

think so it's an existence it's whatever do you like a John like one to one

• 7:19:58

would it be a deadly third of me on the actual John I think it would be that

• 7:20:02

would be a success that would be a potential defense right but you would

• 7:20:05

create a bunch of images of yourself if you used mirror image would it be able

• 7:20:08

to know where John is because we do that can we use depends who is giving the

• 7:20:17

deadly threat is it an up listen like God or is that some person it is the

• 7:20:21

fates it is the the the winds of fate or something yeah the winds of fate

• 7:20:30

it's not gonna be very well you as a horse now are deadly threatened you need

• 7:20:41

to apply the horse race to your character you have your fingers Stephen

• 7:20:49

said you have fingers fingers but you can still shoot I would know who is the

• 7:20:56

vote for was people are saying it was for the me or the cat no it wasn't who

• 7:21:05

yeah that's what I thought okay see I'm not right chat so you can keep her

• 7:21:09

honest just double-check no I was double-checking I know I'm just I'm just

• 7:21:13

going off I was told yeah you can apply horse yeah things go under background

• 7:21:21

yeah it's like legal now is he heavy horse pony it's teaching hot-blooded

• 7:21:28

they had a heavy horse heavy so it is heavy oh wow strength plus six decks

• 7:21:33

plus four con plus seven is that a race yeah the horse let's let's put John in

• 7:21:39

the front line he's good yeah intelligence minus eight wisdom plus

• 7:21:42

three and charisma minus three he's not very smart

• 7:21:47

yeah I know he's like what's hitting my love he's dead now that's my only worry

• 7:21:52

probably not cuz he's a rogue oh yeah he's a rogue horse this guy see super

• 7:21:58

I can't take anything though what's going on too far I keep getting hit so

• 7:22:03

I'm just trying to be stable stop I'm not gonna say anything but John just

• 7:22:15

gained like 13 hundred pounds and you are permanently a horse by the way some

• 7:22:38

people say what the cameras are dim yeah the lighting yeah he can change it yeah

• 7:22:42

he can adjust that unless I'm just letting him know did you know how much

• 7:22:46

buffs he gets but being a horse and you gave him limbs and arms and fingers oh

• 7:22:50

yeah he's just he's like crazy now there's only one on the d1000 that makes

• 7:22:56

you a horse like a minotaur he's a horse tour horse tour he's getting plus six

• 7:23:06

try debt is done plus four you move normally or you five foot steps are you

• 7:23:10

withdrew oh I know she's really done 20 she just walked off she just walked off

• 7:23:15

one yeah two opportunity to know he's at 15 he stepped away there's nothing he

• 7:23:21

can do she's not she was in a threatened square and she left the threatened

• 7:23:25

square without withdrawing or five foot stepping that is an opportunity attack

• 7:23:29

you have a 15 and she's at 15 yeah what's cuz they elevated they went up to

• 7:23:34

whatever you guys exist within the 15 foot square you that is a threatened

• 7:23:40

square she moved out of the threatened square with whatever the equivalent to

• 7:23:44

disengage is that's what I was trying to do withdraw does not allow you to do a

• 7:23:47

standard action you have to move I'm not didn't do anything just moving you didn't

• 7:23:51

prepare an action to strike something well actually declared full defensive

• 7:23:55

but instead she's gonna die I just want to move then that means you won't be

• 7:23:57

able to do the full defense that's fine okay so remove the full defense plan

• 7:24:01

another for your AP and move yourself another four squares you don't have to

• 7:24:08

you don't have to withdraw doesn't draw double move that's it yeah I will get in

• 7:24:17

front of the range very well Odette withdraws in a heroic manner she's not

• 7:24:25

lying she's in another direction delay until I go okay I'm still looking at

• 7:24:31

them though okay I'm the five foot step back and drink a bark skin potion plus

• 7:24:39

two Casey look at you go done drink it before Alexi drinks yeah Chad

• 7:24:50

definitely agreed with me sometimes heroes need to make sacrifices heroes

• 7:25:00

never compromise their core values and that's why there are so many and if that

• 7:25:07

means what's your line in a hope for the defense of those that's what heroes do

• 7:25:14

if he's lawful neutral would he let leave those people to die I don't think

• 7:25:18

he would lawful neutral it's not his little obligate my legal if you were to

• 7:25:24

look at the argument philosophically he would value anything from an alignment

• 7:25:29

he would value the needs of the many over the needs of the few okay so then

• 7:25:34

that would make additional bonus points for knowing which movie that was in in

• 7:25:38

five I don't know for I'm not a movie star box at it if thing he had taken

• 7:25:44

like a vow to protect him or something by joining the light pact you do sort of

• 7:25:51

take that bow oh well if he had taken about to protect them then that changes

• 7:25:55

it then by law he has to stay there's a greater protection that I'm willing to

• 7:25:58

give him argue right sure I'm not running yeah I'm just saying Jim Jim

• 7:26:04

we do you are permanently changed to a horse star dude I've had to do twice now

• 7:26:18

it's actually great you need to find somewhere quick as quickly as possible I

• 7:26:22

lost it yeah but babe here's the thing

• 7:26:29

now yeah look at your staff yeah what's your strength right now go to strength

• 7:26:37

go to attributes

• 7:26:44

look at all of us we're like oh that's fine you don't need is what what total

• 7:26:51

what value oh it's no no no no it's gotta be for it's serviceable you're as

• 7:27:01

smart as a dog yeah there are some very intelligent dogs yeah and what's your

• 7:27:12

decks horse char technically you cannot understand speech no go here personal

• 7:27:26

and see what's valid speech I think some of them allow for like common for

• 7:27:30

horses go to your personal okay he can communicate with you what languages do

• 7:27:36

you speak hunter detain DTA and G I changed up to common why did you pick

• 7:27:45

detain I didn't see didn't even pick his languages okay no no I think when

• 7:27:49

probably I think I randomly went to pain just to get out of the air okay I'm

• 7:27:54

just saying I don't think he can speak he can speak common I don't think he can

• 7:27:59

talk okay did you never see mr. ed he understands mr. ed had a higher

• 7:28:14

intelligence than for he was alright I think he understands he can't talk

• 7:28:22

though wait up you can speak common you speak common horse can any of you speak

• 7:28:28

horse he can speak with animals perfect he's a hunter there there is your

• 7:28:33

conduit of communication I feel like he can understand all of us but we don't

• 7:28:36

understand him because he's a horse by the way just FYI the horse's mane was

• 7:28:40

unruly so you look kind of barbaric as a horse yeah and if somebody can brush

• 7:28:49

actually it says or is a carafe or speaking so he's actually at a car out

• 7:28:58

okay so he's smarter so he's about a baboon what's the dog boons do not speak

• 7:29:16

haven't had enough time to evolve into speech in the modem time oh my god

• 7:29:30

so no do I still need to add my plus one decks from the worm in my finger or yes

• 7:29:42

you need to yeah so it says as dogs so you can like 12 words or so that's what

• 7:29:48

I said dogs unbelievable you did say that gene what did you do

• 7:29:59

and oh we know to know I want you to take the 12 words you want what distance

• 7:30:05

are you from them the 10 feet in the air I want you to literally pick 12 words

• 7:30:08

that you understand all you need is four articles it is their go I said they

• 7:30:27

can't hear you just like you're supposed to go before Odette yeah no

• 7:30:33

they are before our initiative that's why yeah they went so it's it's okay

• 7:30:44

yeah you're like two more away okay they go their wings begin to flap

• 7:30:51

okay curiously watching they charge them in the air 15 feet they're striking you

• 7:31:12

from above which move makes their plus 18 become a plus 19 because a plus one

• 7:31:17

height bonus in addition they're charging which comes plus 21 at the

• 7:31:20

really cool thing is they get one attack correct plus 21 like five we're going

+7:37:02

• 7:37:02

you

• 7:37:37

Ladies and gentlemen, we just suffered a minor technical error

• 7:37:43

There is

• 7:37:45

Greater than a zero percent chance that it could happen again

• 7:37:49

If it does just hang tight as we attempt to address the issue

• 7:37:54

However, with that being said what you missed while we were gone we killed the boss was that

• 7:38:02

Both of the creatures were valiantly destroyed

• 7:38:05

The party has successfully saved the world and the Ashes of Creation

• 7:38:10

MMO is no longer needed as there's no ver to return to

• 7:38:36

We've saved Vera!

• 7:38:42

But in some other alternate universe

• 7:38:44

We're actually doing a space MMO now

• 7:38:46

They went to stars instead of different planets

• 7:38:48

Thousands of years in the future

• 7:38:50

And we're gonna start selling spaceships

• 7:38:52

And I know you're asking this question

• 7:38:54

Since there's no gunpowder and ashes what do the spaceships shoot?

• 7:38:56

And the answer is still potion launchers

• 7:38:58

Magic

• 7:39:00

Magical potions

• 7:39:06

Lasers

• 7:39:08

Botons

• 7:39:10

No potions

• 7:39:12

Pink lasers

• 7:39:14

Mazers

• 7:39:16

You know that was one of my favorite weapons?

• 7:39:18

The potion launcher

• 7:39:20

I loved that potion launcher

• 7:39:22

I can't wait to see the giant ones on the ship

• 7:39:24

You mean Molotov cocktails?

• 7:39:26

With their multi-colored type potions inside the glass canisters

• 7:39:28

Can we make them

• 7:39:30

Can we make some ammo bounce on the waves?

• 7:39:32

So they skip?

• 7:39:34

Yeah

• 7:39:36

Oh that's not a bad idea

• 7:39:38

They did that with real bombs

• 7:39:40

You could do that

• 7:39:42

I'm just thinking that could be really easy potentially

• 7:39:44

So we balance implications

• 7:39:46

It would be like a bounce so you can still skip it

• 7:39:48

If you don't aim it properly

• 7:39:50

It would skip over the target

• 7:39:52

The first few bounces are really high

• 7:39:54

So you need to aim

• 7:39:56

Its initial impact area

• 7:39:58

So that it gets to the point of skimming close to the surface

• 7:40:00

That would be kind of interesting

• 7:40:02

Just spitballing

• 7:40:04

Just spitballing

• 7:40:06

That was technology used

• 7:40:08

In World War II when they were trying to bomb

• 7:40:10

They had to learn how to skip

• 7:40:12

And put backspin on a bomb

• 7:40:14

To get the

• 7:40:16

Bomb on target at the dam

• 7:40:18

True story

• 7:40:20

Where the concept for dimples and golf balls

• 7:40:22

Came from I thought

• 7:40:24

Dimples

• 7:40:26

Dimples

• 7:40:28

I didn't say nipples

• 7:40:30

I said dimples

• 7:40:32

These golf balls have

• 7:40:34

Dimples can you milk me?

• 7:40:36

Oh no

• 7:40:38

Built in tease

• 7:40:40

Built in

• 7:40:42

Oh my god

• 7:40:44

Okay that was good

• 7:40:46

We should also put like hoops

• 7:40:48

On top of the ships

• 7:40:50

And if you shoot through the hoop

• 7:40:52

You get a little

• 7:40:54

Kobe

• 7:40:56

Laughter

• 7:40:58

Laughter

• 7:41:00

Alright

• 7:41:02

We'll give it another 2 minutes or so

• 7:41:04

And then we'll pick up where we left off

• 7:41:06

I was about to die

• 7:41:08

The monsters had just missed all their attacks

• 7:41:10

They had each charged

• 7:41:12

And it was crazy

• 7:41:14

A little foreshadowing here

• 7:41:16

Zim is seeing red

• 7:41:18

A lot of red

• 7:41:20

It's just one attack

• 7:41:22

It can't be that much red

• 7:41:24

I've already been attacked

• 7:41:26

It was two attacks

• 7:41:28

They're going to roll one

• 7:41:30

Don't you have any ones sitting on your bank?

• 7:41:32

Actually I used up all my dooms and ones

• 7:41:34

You know how long ago that was?

• 7:41:36

Four minutes ago

• 7:41:38

You might want to put 20s on those

• 7:41:40

Yeah but you need to confirm them first

• 7:41:42

With a plus 21

• 7:41:44

I see a doom

• 7:41:46

So let's start with that

• 7:41:48

He used everything

• 7:41:50

Get out of here

• 7:41:52

You have one nat 1

• 7:41:54

And you have

• 7:41:56

4 nat 20s

• 7:41:58

So I just got more?

• 7:42:00

I don't think she included two yet

• 7:42:02

Because you haven't performed yet

• 7:42:04

So you can do 4 nat 20s

• 7:42:06

Yeah you have 4 nat 20s

• 7:42:08

No 2 additional

• 7:42:10

We didn't consume any

• 7:42:12

He consumed two earlier

• 7:42:14

Not right now

• 7:42:16

He currently has

• 7:42:18

Rolling to confirm as the whip slash

• 7:42:20

against your head

• 7:42:22

So you're burning the nat 20s?

• 7:42:24

I already did

• 7:42:26

They should have already been consumed

• 7:42:28

They were consumed

• 7:42:30

You already consumed the two

• 7:42:32

He has four left guys

• 7:42:34

So those are the two you're doing

• 7:42:36

Confirmation

• 7:42:38

We never crossed off

• 7:42:40

When did you consume the two?

• 7:42:42

That was a while ago

• 7:42:44

Hours ago or minutes ago?

• 7:42:46

Hours

• 7:42:48

So not this account

• 7:42:50

You need two more

• 7:42:52

Confirming at a plus 21

• 7:42:54

You can't do that

• 7:42:56

Because you must either use

• 7:42:58

Nat 20 or a nat

• 7:43:00

Because then you'd be using two

• 7:43:02

For one attack always

• 7:43:04

No we haven't

• 7:43:06

Not been using it either

• 7:43:08

Confirm

• 7:43:10

Confirm

• 7:43:12

Nice knowing you

• 7:43:14

There's a revive

• 7:43:16

Don't you still have three revives?

• 7:43:18

We've got revives

• 7:43:20

Might be out for a little bit

• 7:43:22

Damage on this

• 7:43:24

Is going to be

• 7:43:26

Expensive

• 7:43:28

2d8s

• 7:43:30

Plus 8 for each one

• 7:43:32

Plus 16 sorry

• 7:43:34

32 plus 48

• 7:43:36

That's not right

• 7:43:38

It's 1d6 plus 8

• 7:43:40

Plus 16 for each

• 7:43:42

So 4d6 plus 32

• 7:43:44

Yeah

• 7:43:46

What's your hit point?

• 7:43:48

I only have 35 left right now

• 7:43:50

5 and a 6 is 11

• 7:43:52

And a 6 and a 1 is 7

• 7:43:54

That's 18 plus 36 is going to be

• 7:43:56

54

• 7:43:58

It's dead

• 7:44:00

It's dead dead

• 7:44:02

How many hero points do you have?

• 7:44:04

I have two hero points

• 7:44:06

You may use cheat death

• 7:44:08

Let's keep Jim around

• 7:44:10

For a little bit longer

• 7:44:12

That takes him to 0 or 1?

• 7:44:14

I'll tell you what they do

• 7:44:16

These two whips come slashing down

• 7:44:18

One rips through

• 7:44:20

Your chest breaking apart

• 7:44:22

Your rib cage as you hear

• 7:44:24

Cracks in your bone just pop open

• 7:44:26

Your chest exposed as the

• 7:44:28

Next whip hits the

• 7:44:30

Interior of your abdominal cavity

• 7:44:32

Bursting multiple organs

• 7:44:34

Out into the

• 7:44:36

Ground in front of you

• 7:44:38

As you look down and see your

• 7:44:40

Bloody body ripped open

• 7:44:42

You think to your god

• 7:44:44

And you fall

• 7:44:46

And your eyes close

• 7:44:48

As you go unconscious

• 7:44:50

You're at your negative half con

• 7:44:52

And you are stable

• 7:44:54

What happens to his summon?

• 7:44:56

His summon disappears

• 7:44:58

The cat is gone

• 7:45:00

They kill the cat

• 7:45:02

I don't believe it

• 7:45:04

So that language

• 7:45:06

The Tang language

• 7:45:08

It's not a summon though

• 7:45:10

Animal companion

• 7:45:12

I'll go to your background in the front

• 7:45:14

You don't summon it though

• 7:45:16

And then that one, click on that

• 7:45:18

On the top, no above it

• 7:45:20

There you go

• 7:45:22

You've got some spells

• 7:45:24

Check in here

• 7:45:26

And get me down to

• 7:45:28

That means I can kill the cat

• 7:45:30

And then he has to spend

• 7:45:32

24 hours to get a new one

• 7:45:34

I think so

• 7:45:36

Play a negative summon

• 7:45:38

Yeah

• 7:45:40

Cliffs, I have a pill for that

• 7:45:42

I'm just getting

• 7:45:44

Worked up

• 7:45:46

Getting ready to chip him

• 7:45:48

There we go

• 7:45:50

And now he's

• 7:45:52

Begoing the

• 7:45:54

The pet

• 7:45:56

Or to

• 7:45:58

Okay

• 7:46:00

That is their go

• 7:46:02

Alistar

• 7:46:04

Before you

• 7:46:06

You see

• 7:46:08

It is companion

• 7:46:10

Okay

• 7:46:12

A man broken

• 7:46:14

It's companion, so it doesn't go away

• 7:46:16

You guys are the ones who told me it was a sun

• 7:46:18

So I can kill it

• 7:46:20

And if I kill it

• 7:46:22

He has to go find a new one in the relevant area

• 7:46:24

Around here, and it takes a full day of doing

• 7:46:26

Nothing but that

• 7:46:28

And it loses that cat

• 7:46:30

You guys are down a day, or cat

• 7:46:32

It's your choice

• 7:46:34

Alistar

• 7:46:36

I am delaying until

• 7:46:38

Pope Francis

• 7:46:40

You are delaying

• 7:46:42

Rylos

• 7:46:44

Son

• 7:46:46

Of Rohan

• 7:46:48

I can keep the chainmail shirt

• 7:46:50

It's telling me I can't

• 7:46:52

Did it morph with me

• 7:46:54

I'm overruling the system

• 7:46:56

It's not a normal encounter

• 7:46:58

And now you have a barded

• 7:47:00

Chainmail shirt

• 7:47:02

Or just put horse barding

• 7:47:04

It doesn't have that option

• 7:47:06

It does have barding

• 7:47:08

I was barding on my war horse before

• 7:47:10

True

• 7:47:12

He doesn't own a war horse where you can add barding

• 7:47:14

He is the war horse

• 7:47:16

And so because of that, the app does not

• 7:47:18

Accommodate the typical armor requirements

• 7:47:20

Can we stop horseing around

• 7:47:22

I think a possible solution around this

• 7:47:24

Is to change the size category of the armor

• 7:47:26

Because he is a large creature

• 7:47:28

You can try it

• 7:47:30

You go into edit the item

• 7:47:32

Click on it and edit and then change size category

• 7:47:34

Pope Francis

• 7:47:36

Is it me

• 7:47:38

It is now Rylos

• 7:47:40

Did Rylos flee

• 7:47:42

The horse continues to flee

• 7:47:44

He is grazing behind a rock

• 7:47:46

It's odd because it's like a two legged horse walking

• 7:47:48

But it's like upper shoulders kind of convexed in

• 7:47:50

Like Joe Back Horseman

• 7:47:52

Joe Back Horseman in Netflix

• 7:47:54

It's a horse that talks

• 7:47:56

Is that the horse that has the cowboy hat

• 7:47:58

He talks and he is like a writer

• 7:48:00

He is in the movie right

• 7:48:02

It's Bojack

• 7:48:04

You jacked it

• 7:48:06

No Bojack

• 7:48:08

I knew what you were saying

• 7:48:10

Francis did you go

• 7:48:12

I did not go yet

• 7:48:14

I'm going to cast a bit of luck

• 7:48:16

On Alexei

• 7:48:18

So this is my party trick

• 7:48:20

Any time you roll a d20

• 7:48:22

And you don't like the result you can re-roll it

• 7:48:24

For one round

• 7:48:26

So I can re-roll

• 7:48:28

And then I'm going to move

• 7:48:30

This thing

• 7:48:32

Yeah I think that's probably best

• 7:48:34

I want to stay with you and just give that to you

• 7:48:36

Repeatedly

• 7:48:38

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

• 7:48:42

Yes come closer to me

• 7:48:44

The more people that are close to me the more buffs I get

• 7:48:46

Light them up with the bane

• 7:48:48

The party was split

• 7:48:50

And you got two more rounds of bane

• 7:48:52

They were scared

• 7:48:54

I should have been scared too

• 7:48:56

So only two rounds appeared or three rounds

• 7:48:58

No one to blame

• 7:49:00

You can do the same for your weapons

• 7:49:02

I'm coming in

• 7:49:04

Yeah because he delayed

• 7:49:06

He gave me a re-roll opportunity

• 7:49:08

For the whole round

• 7:49:10

So I can re-roll all of my attacks

• 7:49:12

How

• 7:49:14

It is an ability called bit of luck

• 7:49:16

And it comes from the luck domain

• 7:49:18

It's a great one

• 7:49:20

It is amazing

• 7:49:22

For the whole round

• 7:49:24

You can touch a willing creature as a standard action

• 7:49:26

Giving it a bit of luck

• 7:49:28

For the next round

• 7:49:30

Any time the target rolls a d20

• 7:49:32

He may roll twice and take the more favorable result

• 7:49:34

Anything after that

• 7:49:36

Nope you can use this ability a number of times per day

• 7:49:38

Equal to 3 plus your wisdom modifier

• 7:49:40

Yeah it says the whole round

• 7:49:42

Very well were you within range to touch him

• 7:49:44

Yes

• 7:49:46

And where did you touch him

• 7:49:48

In his lucky spot

• 7:49:50

He touched him in the lucky spot

• 7:49:52

Where he gets lucky all the time

• 7:49:54

I am coming in

• 7:49:56

Whatever spot he gets lucky at

• 7:49:58

Shooting

• 7:50:00

25 right

• 7:50:02

You have an advantage

• 7:50:04

And you have

• 7:50:06

Nat 20

• 7:50:08

Oh I do

• 7:50:10

Yeah you have a inspiration and a nat 20

• 7:50:12

Yeah

• 7:50:14

I might be dying

• 7:50:16

So if I use

• 7:50:18

Does it work for confirmation

• 7:50:20

Yeah I will get an extension

• 7:50:22

It says any d20 man

• 7:50:24

Oh any d20

• 7:50:26

Like I said it is my party trick

• 7:50:28

So I am going to use a nat 20

• 7:50:30

You said I have nat 20 right

• 7:50:32

So my first shot will be a nat 20

• 7:50:34

To confirm I will use my

• 7:50:36

Lucky shot

• 7:50:38

Lucky shot first

• 7:50:40

I need

• 7:50:42

Pretty high

• 7:50:44

25 or 26

• 7:50:46

They charge they are minus 2

• 7:50:48

They are minus 2

• 7:50:50

They are 15 feet in the air

• 7:50:52

Are you shooting with a bow again

• 7:50:54

What damage does it do

• 7:50:56

Times 2

• 7:50:58

He is auto critting

• 7:51:00

Why are you auto critting

• 7:51:02

I am confirming first

• 7:51:04

And their AC is minus 2

• 7:51:06

Plus 9

• 7:51:08

23

• 7:51:10

You need 14

• 7:51:14

I am going to use a hero point

• 7:51:16

To add 4

• 7:51:18

To reroll

• 7:51:20

To reroll

• 7:51:22

Rerolling 1

• 7:51:24

Anytime you roll a die

• 7:51:26

He rolls an extra die

• 7:51:28

Rerolls

• 7:51:30

It says anytime you roll a die

• 7:51:32

He gets an extra die

• 7:51:34

Hero points are special

• 7:51:36

DM rule

• 7:51:38

Oh wow

• 7:51:40

Hero points

• 7:51:42

Hero points are a

• 7:51:44

Reroll effect and that does not

• 7:51:46

Include the attack

• 7:51:48

I think this is very vague

• 7:51:50

You try

• 7:51:52

I need 13 slots

• 7:51:54

I rolled a 1 and an 8

• 7:51:56

You have an advantage too

• 7:51:58

You have an inspiration

• 7:52:00

I cannot use that already

• 7:52:02

I cannot use inspiration

• 7:52:04

It is roll 2d20

• 7:52:06

Margaret you are with me

• 7:52:08

You can use an inspiration

• 7:52:10

I am going to remove your inspiration

• 7:52:12

Let's go

• 7:52:14

Are you kidding me

• 7:52:16

9 and an 8

• 7:52:18

The regular hit

• 7:52:20

Now you are out of them

• 7:52:22

We are doing

• 7:52:24

1d8

• 7:52:26

Plus 7

• 7:52:28

Plus 2d6

• 7:52:30

Give me your inspiration

• 7:52:32

I marked it off

• 7:52:34

Bane gives you plus 2

• 7:52:36

Bane does give plus 2

• 7:52:38

I would have hit

• 7:52:40

His head explodes

• 7:52:42

Roll

• 7:52:44

Alright

• 7:52:46

There was a plus 2

• 7:52:48

Plus 7

• 7:52:50

Plus 20

• 7:52:52

What the hell

• 7:52:54

I rolled an 8

• 7:52:56

Originally

• 7:52:58

Hero point gives plus 4

• 7:53:00

Plus 2 from Bane would be

• 7:53:02

14

• 7:53:04

14

• 7:53:06

I need 13

• 7:53:08

Plus 9

• 7:53:10

The 23

• 7:53:12

You need 14

• 7:53:14

You don't need 13

• 7:53:16

I still hit

• 7:53:18

Roll that damage

• 7:53:20

Times 3

• 7:53:22

I fucked up on my first grade

• 7:53:24

I did twice

• 7:53:26

Does the Bane go for each attack?

• 7:53:28

Yes

• 7:53:30

It doesn't stack though

• 7:53:32

It doesn't stack with crit

• 7:53:34

The Bane damage doesn't stack with crit damage

• 7:53:36

3d8

• 7:53:38

Plus 21

• 7:53:40

3

• 7:53:42

4

• 7:53:44

7

• 7:53:46

14

• 7:53:48

I don't know I am getting a red up here

• 7:53:50

Something needs fixed

• 7:53:52

14 plus 21

• 7:53:54

That would be 35

• 7:53:56

Plus 2d6

• 7:54:00

Plus 7

• 7:54:02

35 plus 7

• 7:54:04

42

• 7:54:06

32

• 7:54:08

32 to the wounded one

• 7:54:10

That's the first shatter

• 7:54:12

32

• 7:54:14

At least you hit

• 7:54:16

I know

• 7:54:18

I have 3 more shots

• 7:54:20

Come on

• 7:54:22

You need 14

• 7:54:24

Come on light them up

• 7:54:26

12

• 7:54:28

You need 14

• 7:54:30

Plus 2 from Bane

• 7:54:32

I know that

• 7:54:34

I am at plus 11

• 7:54:36

Plus 9 plus 2 Bane

• 7:54:38

12 plus 11 23 I hit

• 7:54:40

This hits

• 7:54:42

Base damage

• 7:54:44

d8 plus 7 plus 2d6

• 7:54:48

Minus 10

• 7:54:50

You just got a nat 1 now

• 7:54:52

That's after

• 7:54:54

Just letting you know

• 7:54:56

4 more damage

• 7:54:58

Just 4?

• 7:55:00

4 damage

• 7:55:02

Now you are at nat 1

• 7:55:04

You have to use

• 7:55:06

Does it come out on mic?

• 7:55:08

Do I have to?

• 7:55:10

You have to use the nat 1

• 7:55:12

Mic it off

• 7:55:14

It's gone now

• 7:55:16

Plus 4 I need 19 or 20

• 7:55:18

Sure

• 7:55:20

It's for the kids

• 7:55:22

Oh miss

• 7:55:24

They are trying to save Kevin

• 7:55:26

We are doing something

• 7:55:28

We got to remake it

• 7:55:30

I am shooting

• 7:55:32

Because I am next

• 7:55:34

Oh boo

• 7:55:36

We are going to need better than that

• 7:55:38

2, 3, 4

• 7:55:40

7 damage

• 7:55:42

You got a nat 20

• 7:55:44

I didn't roll to hit

• 7:55:46

I am saving

• 7:55:48

7 more damage

• 7:55:50

You have these attacks now as well

• 7:55:52

So if you are ever in range

• 7:55:54

With your attacks

• 7:55:56

I have 3 attacks if I am close

• 7:55:58

I can't really shoot a bow

• 7:56:00

You need to show the dagger

• 7:56:02

I have a dagger

• 7:56:04

I just switched my main

• 7:56:12

What was our target?

• 7:56:14

45,000

• 7:56:16

To 630 or 530

• 7:56:18

45,000 to 630

• 7:56:20

What are we at?

• 7:56:22

76 damage

• 7:56:24

Still up

• 7:56:26

He is now bloody

• 7:56:28

You might want to come back

• 7:56:30

And give me more damage

• 7:56:32

And then move me

• 7:56:34

5 foot step me forward too

• 7:56:36

I will do it

• 7:56:38

I just figured these guys are whittling away

• 7:56:40

It would be cool

• 7:56:42

For us to be the only 2 survivors

• 7:56:44

I should probably move forward and heal them a little bit

• 7:56:50

Desolok

• 7:56:52

Moves after

• 7:56:54

Striking true to the enemy

• 7:56:56

Did you remove 10 damage from it?

• 7:56:58

I have 10 damage

• 7:57:00

Oh perfect

• 7:57:02

And you did 76 damage magic missile?

• 7:57:04

No that is the total damage

• 7:57:06

I couldn't

• 7:57:08

I did 7

• 7:57:10

Yeah

• 7:57:12

Oh debt is up

• 7:57:14

76 in common damage is taken

• 7:57:16

Oh got it

• 7:57:18

I was like holy smokes

• 7:57:24

That coffee woke me up

• 7:57:26

You awake now?

• 7:57:28

I got up at 4am today

• 7:57:30

I have a wild magic

• 7:57:32

I have this really early

• 7:57:34

If you would like me to do this wild magic

• 7:57:36

Right now?

• 7:57:38

First

• 7:57:40

You have already done a wild magic

• 7:57:42

I have another one

• 7:57:44

I am going to save it for future

• 7:57:46

Sounds fine to me

• 7:57:48

I guess

• 7:57:50

They really want to doom me

• 7:57:52

Wait I can't even attack

• 7:57:54

Who was out

• 7:57:56

Who was unconscious?

• 7:57:58

I am negative 7

• 7:58:00

Who did the damage?

• 7:58:02

No

• 7:58:04

That lime

• 7:58:06

Color

• 7:58:08

Multi armed

• 7:58:10

It was him and him

• 7:58:12

I did the initial damage

• 7:58:14

Not 20

• 7:58:16

Are you coming to heal him or do you need me to go get him up?

• 7:58:18

I mean

• 7:58:20

Going to do a

• 7:58:22

Recap

• 7:58:24

On donations

• 7:58:26

We have

• 7:58:28

Arian XP

• 7:58:30

With the 400 dollar donation

• 7:58:32

Wow

• 7:58:34

What happened?

• 7:58:36

400?

• 7:58:38

400 for 45?

• 7:58:40

400 dollars

• 7:58:42

Away from 45?

• 7:58:44

Someone donated

• 7:58:46

Someone donated

• 7:58:48

Who was it?

• 7:58:50

Arian XP

• 7:58:52

Thank you Aaron

• 7:58:54

Dropped head first with the 20 dollar donation

• 7:58:56

Woo

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Nice

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With a 100 dollar donation

• 7:59:06

Holy smokes

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With the 10 dollar donation

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Thank you guys

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• 7:59:20

Hahaha

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With the 35 dollar donation

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• 7:59:32

Thank you MeatHooks

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Rylous

• 7:59:38

Uh

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Thank you Bo

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For the children

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Doonhold dwarves

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For the children, the dwarven children

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Uh

• 7:59:58

The Feet Smell as Fritos

• 8:00:00

With a 1 dollar donation

• 8:00:02

Oh he must be a member of the sandal cult

• 8:00:04

I think so

• 8:00:06

That should definitely go down

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Woo

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Thank you Morphe

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Total being 41,318 dollars

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Wow

• 8:00:20

How far are we from 45?

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3000

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3682 dollars

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We're almost there

• 8:00:30

We got 30 minutes

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Okay

• 8:00:34

Bonus

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Bonus things

• 8:00:38

For the children

• 8:00:40

Odette thank you guys that is unbelievably awesome

• 8:00:42

You are incredible

• 8:00:44

So my friend is down

• 8:00:46

I'm trying to get you up

• 8:00:48

Because I can do up here

• 8:00:50

Yeah

• 8:00:52

My cat is guarding me

• 8:00:54

Okay your cat is guarding you

• 8:00:56

I don't know how long your cat is going to be able to guard you

• 8:00:58

Yeah not long

• 8:01:00

Probably should just come to me or hide behind me or something

• 8:01:02

The cat will

• 8:01:04

The cat will guard him

• 8:01:06

No matter what

• 8:01:08

You would need to have a very significant handle animal check

• 8:01:12

Yes

• 8:01:14

In order to convince his bonded cat to leave his body lifeless on the ground

• 8:01:16

Alright well

• 8:01:18

I think

• 8:01:20

I think we're retreating right

• 8:01:22

I'm going to try to protect these people

• 8:01:24

These people are frightened

• 8:01:26

And they're despondent standing under these rocks

• 8:01:28

Maybe they can be rallied

• 8:01:30

Yeah that's what I was thinking

• 8:01:32

I'm not a rallier

• 8:01:34

You would have to do a significant either diplomacy check

• 8:01:36

Or

• 8:01:38

Can I intimidate them?

• 8:01:40

I'm busy

• 8:01:42

You could either diplomacy, intimidate

• 8:01:44

Or bluff

• 8:01:46

Or bluff

• 8:01:48

I'm going to bluff

• 8:01:50

Yeah I'm going to kind of

• 8:01:52

Diplomacy for the truth

• 8:01:54

Bluff for a lie

• 8:01:56

And intimidate to strong man them

• 8:01:58

I'm going to strong man them

• 8:02:00

I think that's Odette's way

• 8:02:02

Strong people

• 8:02:04

Strong people

• 8:02:06

And I'll use my inspiration on this

• 8:02:08

Should I roll first and then do the speech?

• 8:02:10

No speech first

• 8:02:12

And then I will determine whether or not your roll has a modifier

• 8:02:14

Nice

• 8:02:16

Now I am one of the children

• 8:02:18

I'm looking up to you

• 8:02:20

They're going to kill us mother!

• 8:02:22

Odette runs in

• 8:02:24

She's like a stone looking human with a shield

• 8:02:26

It's one of the monsters!

• 8:02:28

I'm not one of the monsters

• 8:02:30

But if you do not listen

• 8:02:32

You are going to get murdered by one of them

• 8:02:34

What's it saying?

• 8:02:36

I'm the horse

• 8:02:38

I'm the horse

• 8:02:40

I'm the horse

• 8:02:42

Oh one of the humans

• 8:02:44

Odette is concerned?

• 8:02:46

Yeah he's like

• 8:02:48

Standing there on his legs and like

• 8:02:50

He's looking at you

• 8:02:52

And he's like jumping and bucking

• 8:02:54

I know that my companion

• 8:02:56

It's your friend you just saw him

• 8:02:58

But you don't know

• 8:03:00

You don't know

• 8:03:02

That's the mind of the horse inside of him

• 8:03:04

But I see my friend Rylos

• 8:03:06

Yeah he's like lost his shit

• 8:03:08

And your mind is like oh my god he's finally broken

• 8:03:10

I'm just like Rylos what is wrong with you?

• 8:03:12

And I'm sure he's just making horse noises

• 8:03:14

He keeps bucking up and down

• 8:03:16

It doesn't matter

• 8:03:18

Listen to me closely

• 8:03:20

You must follow the crystals along the way in the path up here

• 8:03:22

Continue going forward

• 8:03:24

Follow our companions you'll see them along the way

• 8:03:26

Go now!

• 8:03:28

She's just trying to like direct them there

• 8:03:30

Diplomacy or intimidate?

• 8:03:32

Trying to scare them

• 8:03:34

They're going to get eaten if they don't freaking go

• 8:03:36

That was far more reasonable than scare

• 8:03:38

I'll give you plus two

• 8:03:40

I'll give you plus two

• 8:03:42

Do you want to get eaten?

• 8:03:44

I'll give you an additional plus two on your intimidate

• 8:03:46

Listen to me

• 8:03:48

Get to the chopper

• 8:03:50

Now if I were going to intimidate I'd be like

• 8:03:52

You're all going to die!

• 8:03:54

Your parents will melt in your eyes if you don't run now!

• 8:03:56

They will eat you alive

• 8:03:58

And dismember you

• 8:04:00

In trails everywhere

• 8:04:02

I'd like to literally

• 8:04:04

Strike the fear of God

• 8:04:06

Yeah okay

• 8:04:08

I think different people get scared by different things

• 8:04:10

There's a small child there

• 8:04:12

Listen it might be a good idea

• 8:04:14

Those crystals over there? You want to follow those

• 8:04:16

They're going to take you to safety

• 8:04:18

She said you're going to die if you don't listen

• 8:04:20

That was a diplomacy speed

• 8:04:22

Yeah alright

• 8:04:24

Nat 20

• 8:04:26

Nice

• 8:04:28

And then

• 8:04:30

Plus

• 8:04:32

All my shit's really low right now

• 8:04:34

But I get a plus five to that

• 8:04:36

Yeah

• 8:04:38

Okay

• 8:04:40

Everyone listens to you

• 8:04:42

And they begin to move towards the crystals

• 8:04:44

The horse

• 8:04:46

Does not

• 8:04:48

It begins to run

• 8:04:50

In this direction

• 8:04:52

With the people

• 8:04:54

You're on your own then

• 8:04:56

That's what she was saying

• 8:04:58

He haws back to you and continues on

• 8:05:00

Hee ha!

• 8:05:02

Can we use the horse as a sacrifice?

• 8:05:04

Can we use the horse as a sacrifice?

• 8:05:06

A sacrifice?

• 8:05:08

The horse is your friend

• 8:05:10

Yeah

• 8:05:12

That's a human not a horse

• 8:05:14

But nobody knows right?

• 8:05:16

Nobody knows

• 8:05:18

No one has put that together yet

• 8:05:20

Until you come up in your common horse

• 8:05:22

And I'm going to let you know I'm not very smart

• 8:05:24

I'm Rylos

• 8:05:26

You would assume

• 8:05:28

Odette is not a very smart

• 8:05:30

Character

• 8:05:32

Odette would respond and say

• 8:05:34

I Odette

• 8:05:36

That's why I was like

• 8:05:38

You're going to die or listen to me?

• 8:05:40

You choose I did my part

• 8:05:42

I'm still unconscious

• 8:05:44

Oh

• 8:05:46

Wait a minute

• 8:05:48

And it's just there go

• 8:05:50

What about your kitty though?

• 8:05:52

Who can I see?

• 8:05:54

Not me

• 8:05:56

Who can I see?

• 8:05:58

Wonderful me

• 8:06:00

This is just protecting you right?

• 8:06:02

Yeah so if they come down

• 8:06:04

That's Maggie

• 8:06:06

Charge

• 8:06:08

Who's that?

• 8:06:10

That's me hiding

• 8:06:12

Make a stealth check

• 8:06:14

I need to do that

• 8:06:22

Is that a standard action to hide?

• 8:06:24

Is it a standard action?

• 8:06:26

Movement action

• 8:06:28

Movement action to stealth

• 8:06:30

That's how John was stealthing and firing

• 8:06:32

I'm a stealthy horse now

• 8:06:34

Now he's a stealthy horse

• 8:06:36

What's your stealth?

• 8:06:38

It's pretty damn high

• 8:06:40

It's probably not

• 8:06:42

My stealth is a 10

• 8:06:44

A 10?

• 8:06:46

That's not bad for a horse

• 8:06:48

My final number is a 10

• 8:06:50

A 10

• 8:06:52

I think they can see him

• 8:06:54

Okay well let's roll a perception check

• 8:06:56

They can't charge

• 8:06:58

I will give you an additional plus 5

• 8:07:00

Remember they couldn't see me at the start

• 8:07:02

Because I was behind the crystals

• 8:07:04

What did you do on your turn?

• 8:07:06

I cast a spell and moved behind the crystals

• 8:07:08

So you moved behind them

• 8:07:10

That's what they're perceiving

• 8:07:12

That was your stealth check

• 8:07:14

They cannot charge me because they cannot see me

• 8:07:16

This has nothing to do with charging

• 8:07:18

I'm just saying do they know where you are?

• 8:07:20

I'm sure they know where I am

• 8:07:22

You've got one inspiration

• 8:07:24

This is just a perception check

• 8:07:26

Succeeds

• 8:07:28

What do I have?

• 8:07:30

You've got one inspiration

• 8:07:32

You have two dooms

• 8:07:34

You have two nat 20s

• 8:07:36

So you have a lot of options

• 8:07:38

Did someone donate a ticket?

• 8:07:40

Double check someone

• 8:07:42

I think we might have hit

• 8:07:44

He flies

• 8:07:46

He takes flight

• 8:07:48

He's already flying

• 8:07:50

Into the air 30 feet

• 8:07:52

Into complete darkness

• 8:07:54

He is 100% concealed

• 8:07:56

Unless you have dark vision

• 8:07:58

I have dark vision

• 8:08:00

What is your dark vision distance?

• 8:08:02

I think it's 60 feet

• 8:08:04

Then you are further than 60 feet

• 8:08:06

Same with you?

• 8:08:08

Yeah I think so

• 8:08:10

You hear incantations

• 8:08:12

From the deep dark space above

• 8:08:14

Holy shit

• 8:08:16

Do you hear incantations?

• 8:08:18

Do you hear incantations?

• 8:08:20

Holy shit

• 8:08:22

Did you see that?

• 8:08:24

From the deep dark above

• 8:08:26

Boom

• 8:08:28

Well done Kat

• 8:08:30

Perfect timing

• 8:08:32

So we do have a bit of an update

• 8:08:34

And when I say a bit of an update

• 8:08:36

I mean a big update

• 8:08:38

Notoff dropped a casual 2k

• 8:08:40

Notoff

• 8:08:42

What the heck?

• 8:08:44

That's crazy dude

• 8:08:46

I wonder if Notoff is going to win the

• 8:08:48

Notoff's Donator

• 8:08:50

With a $10 donation

• 8:08:52

Bearapotomous

• 8:08:54

With a $35 donation

• 8:08:56

Katnation with a $10 donation

• 8:08:58

And then R. Runos with another

• 8:09:00

$10 donation

• 8:09:02

$10 train keep it going he says

• 8:09:04

So Notoff

• 8:09:06

You are awesome Notoff

• 8:09:08

That 2000 was for as many

• 8:09:10

Nat 20s for the party as we could squeeze in

• 8:09:12

What was the 2004? What does it get?

• 8:09:14

If all Nat 20s for the party

• 8:09:16

No it is not

• 8:09:18

It clearly was

• 8:09:20

Notoff

• 8:09:22

Let's have a vote

• 8:09:24

Notoff

• 8:09:26

You either vote right or you vote wrong

• 8:09:28

Notoff

• 8:09:30

Let him tell us

• 8:09:32

Notoff what do you want to happen?

• 8:09:34

As many Nat 20s for the party as we can squeeze in

• 8:09:36

Notoff I just want you to remember

• 8:09:38

As you

• 8:09:40

As you think about

• 8:09:42

What you want to happen

• 8:09:44

Remember your choices

• 8:09:46

Here may have implications

• 8:09:48

In the canon

• 8:09:50

Save us

• 8:09:52

Of the Laura Vera

• 8:09:54

I feel like this is my place now

• 8:09:56

Perfect in the center

• 8:09:58

He looks so cute

• 8:10:00

Fireplace

• 8:10:02

Right in the center of the fireplace

• 8:10:04

The cat jumped into the fireplace?

• 8:10:06

No right in the center of the fireplace

• 8:10:08

Aww she moved

• 8:10:10

Aww did you get it before I moved?

• 8:10:12

Yay

• 8:10:14

So now you can see the state of things

• 8:10:16

The dire situations

• 8:10:18

We need Nat 20 for that

• 8:10:20

Alright the incantations have started

• 8:10:22

Okay sorry

• 8:10:24

The language

• 8:10:26

Is something deep

• 8:10:28

It reverberates through the caverns ahead of you

• 8:10:30

And shakes

• 8:10:32

Your eternal soul

• 8:10:34

And shakes

• 8:10:36

Your eternal soul

• 8:10:38

Aww

• 8:10:40

Aww

• 8:10:42

Aww

• 8:10:44

You just hear it keep going

• 8:10:46

Through the caverns

• 8:10:48

Like a demonic summoning spell

• 8:10:50

The other one whips you

• 8:10:52

From a 15 foot distance

• 8:10:54

Diagonally in the air

• 8:10:56

Plus one to hit

• 8:10:58

Is a 21

• 8:11:00

No it's not

• 8:11:02

It's Whipper

• 8:11:04

Whipper

• 8:11:06

Plus 21

• 8:11:08

17 on the die

• 8:11:10

I have a 26 AC right now

• 8:11:12

Okay that is a 38

• 8:11:14

Versus your AC

• 8:11:16

I have a 26 AC

• 8:11:18

It will now deal damage

• 8:11:20

Plus 8

• 8:11:22

6 plus 8, 14

• 8:11:24

14 damage?

• 8:11:26

What type of damage?

• 8:11:28

It is slashing

• 8:11:30

Run up 50 meters

• 8:11:32

And see if I can still see it

• 8:11:34

It's a disease

• 8:11:36

Of which she is already under the effect

• 8:11:38

Yeah I'm already part of the poison

• 8:11:40

She is a part of the demon plague

• 8:11:42

But I can save three times

• 8:11:44

Successfully

• 8:11:46

If I save three times successfully

• 8:11:48

Every night

• 8:11:50

Question, is that the demon who flew up

• 8:11:52

The one that's damaged or not?

• 8:11:54

The one that flew up was the one that was damaged

• 8:11:56

Okay

• 8:11:58

Okay

• 8:12:00

But don't listen to me

• 8:12:02

I'm unconscious

• 8:12:04

Rylos

• 8:12:06

I have to cower for one round

• 8:12:08

That is true

• 8:12:10

And then I'm done

• 8:12:12

You are no longer

• 8:12:14

Frightened, Francis

• 8:12:16

What to do?

• 8:12:18

Can you eliminate?

• 8:12:20

The guy just disappeared

• 8:12:22

If you can eliminate something in the air

• 8:12:24

To show where it is

• 8:12:26

Illuminate, I thought you said eliminate

• 8:12:28

Illuminate

• 8:12:30

How do I get 30 plus AC?

• 8:12:32

Potions

• 8:12:34

You get something like blur

• 8:12:36

I can't get that

• 8:12:38

Even if they hit you there is a 20% chance

• 8:12:40

Or even better yet, displacement

• 8:12:42

Where there is a 50% chance

• 8:12:44

I have a spell called Searing Light

• 8:12:46

It shoots out a beam of light from my hand

• 8:12:48

If I shoot it in the general direction

• 8:12:50

What is the range of that spell?

• 8:12:52

I think it's 25 plus 5

• 8:12:54

No, it's 100 plus 10

• 8:12:56

Per level

• 8:12:58

If I point it roughly where it's at

• 8:13:00

Would that illuminate it?

• 8:13:02

Fortunately, it has 100% concealment

• 8:13:04

That means it's minus 8

• 8:13:06

No, that's cover

• 8:13:08

This is 100% concealment

• 8:13:10

Which means if it's a ray type attack

• 8:13:12

You will miss 100% of the time

• 8:13:14

He's just trying to illuminate

• 8:13:16

Like a flashbulb

• 8:13:18

Oh, what if

• 8:13:20

Searing Light doesn't do that

• 8:13:22

It's a targeted ray attack

• 8:13:24

That does 1d8 per level

• 8:13:26

I have that, but in the spell description

• 8:13:28

He is explaining it's a flashbulb

• 8:13:30

No, it doesn't offer illumination

• 8:13:32

So, not off with a deadly threat

• 8:13:34

For Brian

• 8:13:36

And increases for John and Cliff

• 8:13:38

Is that enough to do?

• 8:13:40

Oh, wow, are you questioning him?

• 8:13:42

I like this

• 8:13:44

50, 100 for deadly

• 8:13:46

Yeah, 250 and 250

• 8:13:48

And abilities?

• 8:13:50

Well, for Cliff

• 8:13:52

And John

• 8:13:54

And a 3

• 8:13:56

That was from Nodoff

• 8:13:58

Thank you so much, that's awesome

• 8:14:00

You are awesome, Nodoff

• 8:14:02

And I appreciate the deadly threat on behalf of the bad guys

• 8:14:04

Who do not have a voice at this table

• 8:14:06

However, I am not them, I am just a narrator

• 8:14:08

Simple narrator

• 8:14:10

A teller of the stories, some might say

• 8:14:12

It will still stay hidden

• 8:14:14

Bring her the bad news

• 8:14:16

You know it's Sparta

• 8:14:18

The fact that we have a narrator means

• 8:14:20

That someone survived

• 8:14:22

There is a metaphysical world that exists beyond this

• 8:14:24

There is a reality in that world

• 8:14:26

That you do not know

• 8:14:28

Francis

• 8:14:30

You need one of us to hold that

• 8:14:32

I moved up here

• 8:14:34

Still eye-sighted him

• 8:14:36

And I am going to channel

• 8:14:38

To heal you up

• 8:14:40

9 points

• 8:14:42

Is that enough to get you up, Sam?

• 8:14:44

Yeah, it will wake me up

• 8:14:46

It will put me positive

• 8:14:48

And, yeah, fuck it

• 8:14:50

I am going to click channel and channel again

• 8:14:52

Why am I still dying?

• 8:14:54

This thing eats a lot of power

• 8:14:56

No, it's not even charging

• 8:14:58

And an additional 14

• 8:15:00

So 23 total

• 8:15:02

You think that thing is all messed up

• 8:15:04

Do you want a different one?

• 8:15:06

How much?

• 8:15:08

An additional 14

• 8:15:10

I like that

• 8:15:12

I already added the 9

• 8:15:14

I don't want to cheat

• 8:15:16

There we go

• 8:15:18

Someone said that the horse tar

• 8:15:20

Would probably become a Tullnar

• 8:15:22

One of the original

• 8:15:24

If you survive

• 8:15:26

You could be considered in canon

• 8:15:28

To be one of the fathers of the Tullnar city

• 8:15:30

Yeah, I am just like, I already have that though

• 8:15:32

I have my statue in the dungeon

• 8:15:34

Some statue that you find in the Tullnar cities

• 8:15:36

Of you, the horse tar

• 8:15:38

The first hor-tar of his kind

• 8:15:40

Yeah, you missed the joke where I said

• 8:15:42

Rylas, the forefather

• 8:15:44

Of the Tullnar

• 8:15:46

You missed the joke where I said

• 8:15:48

If you survive this

• 8:15:50

We'll be Tullnar bros

• 8:15:52

I was a Tullnar in a previous campaign

• 8:15:54

I'm done by the way, it's just a healing round

• 8:15:56

Alistair!

• 8:15:58

Very well

• 8:16:00

I cannot see that other creature

• 8:16:02

Do I hear it?

• 8:16:06

You hear a flapping

• 8:16:08

In the general vicinity

• 8:16:10

But it's difficult to tell

• 8:16:12

Due to the proximity of the wall

• 8:16:14

To the cavern, it just kind of echoes

• 8:16:16

So it's hard to get a location

• 8:16:18

Do I feel it's within

• 8:16:20

A certain distance?

• 8:16:22

You feel...

• 8:16:24

You can give me a perception check

• 8:16:26

Let's see how good you roll

• 8:16:30

It's a 15

• 8:16:32

A 15?

• 8:16:36

14

• 8:16:38

Unfortunately the echoes are just so strong

• 8:16:40

It's difficult for you to ascertain the general distance

• 8:16:42

I'll try to move up

• 8:16:44

50 feet

• 8:16:46

So that I'm within 30 feet of that creature

• 8:16:48

At least, so I can use my

• 8:16:50

Pawn Black Shot

• 8:16:52

And then if I can

• 8:16:54

See the other creature

• 8:16:56

That one is the one that's

• 8:16:58

Up in the air and that's the one that's still down

• 8:17:00

By the way, you can see this creature

• 8:17:02

From this distance

• 8:17:04

But that's not a damaged creature, right?

• 8:17:06

Correct

• 8:17:08

So I'm trying to get within 30 feet of that creature

• 8:17:10

And if I see the other creature, I'll shoot the other creature as well

• 8:17:12

As well?

• 8:17:14

But if you move 30, you can only shoot one

• 8:17:16

But I can interrupt the other creature potentially as well

• 8:17:18

If I do notice

• 8:17:20

Sure

• 8:17:22

Move me

• 8:17:24

50 feet

• 8:17:26

Towards, within 30 feet

• 8:17:32

Can I see that other creature?

• 8:17:36

See what other creature?

• 8:17:38

You do not

• 8:17:40

Your distance is 60

• 8:17:42

It's 45 up

• 8:17:44

I know, so you're like

• 8:17:46

40 feet away and 45 feet up

• 8:17:48

That's going to be greater than 60

• 8:17:52

A squared plus B squared equals C squared

• 8:17:54

San Diego Extra Life

• 8:17:56

The Rady Childrens folks came by again

• 8:17:58

And they said, hey team, it's Ashley and Rady's

• 8:18:00

Childrens, just checking back in

• 8:18:02

Y'all are rocking it

• 8:18:04

Thank you, Ashley

• 8:18:06

Also, a quick update

• 8:18:08

It looks like they are making

• 8:18:10

A strong push

• 8:18:12

To try to make it to 45k

• 8:18:14

We have

• 8:18:18

Let me not miss anyone here

• 8:18:20

Zara with a $100

• 8:18:22

donation

• 8:18:24

Zephyrus

• 8:18:26

With a $35 donation

• 8:18:28

Narc with a $100

• 8:18:30

donation

• 8:18:32

Oh Narc, I was going to get my underwear

• 8:18:34

That I had made of you with your face on it

• 8:18:36

But unfortunately I just

• 8:18:38

Didn't have time to get it

• 8:18:40

Printed, but next time

• 8:18:42

Hey, and let's have it printed on the outside

• 8:18:44

Of the underwear, alright? Oh, not the inside?

• 8:18:50

Narc, thank you brother for the donation

• 8:18:52

It's for the children

• 8:18:54

For the children

• 8:18:56

Let me bring it back here a little bit

• 8:18:58

Oh, do they not see my face?

• 8:19:00

Just your underwear

• 8:19:04

Zara's message was, love you guys, thank you for what you are doing

• 8:19:06

For our future gamers

• 8:19:08

Aw yeah, the baby gamers

• 8:19:10

Nat22, a random player

• 8:19:12

In parenthesis, not Steven

• 8:19:14

Oh, wow

• 8:19:18

Narc's was, come on people, let's get to 45k

• 8:19:20

Yes, Narc

• 8:19:22

Okay, now we're up to Blumberquack

• 8:19:24

With a $20 donation

• 8:19:26

Y'all are awesome, let's get them keys

• 8:19:28

Thank you

• 8:19:30

And then 45 dragoons

• 8:19:32

Dunhold Youngbeard

• 8:19:34

With a $10 donation

• 8:19:36

That was what the message said, but fair enough

• 8:19:38

Door with a $200 donation

• 8:19:40

I donate

• 8:19:42

Donated a magic rock

• 8:19:44

Into the game a few years ago

• 8:19:46

Oh yeah, I remember that

• 8:19:48

Yeah, absolutely

• 8:19:50

I declare

• 8:19:52

I do declare

• 8:19:54

That I will use a perfect strike

• 8:19:56

On my next attack

• 8:19:58

And then

• 8:20:00

I wrote two dice

• 8:20:02

Can I declare that too?

• 8:20:04

No, it's part of my ability

• 8:20:06

No, it specifically says

• 8:20:08

You must declare that you are using this feat

• 8:20:10

Before you make your attack

• 8:20:12

So that's the only

• 8:20:14

Predicate for using this ability

• 8:20:16

Is just declare it

• 8:20:18

No, and there's six uses, and one per round

• 8:20:20

Alexi has two wild magic

• 8:20:22

Does he have any net ones?

• 8:20:24

No, he has two inspirations though

• 8:20:26

Oh, I do

• 8:20:28

You have two inspirations

• 8:20:30

So does that mean I roll three dice?

• 8:20:32

No

• 8:20:34

Keep it up team

• 8:20:36

I think you would just

• 8:20:38

Use your inspiration

• 8:20:40

Thank you

• 8:20:42

What?

• 8:20:44

Yeah, you get that one

• 8:20:46

Yes, you don't

• 8:20:48

Yes

• 8:20:50

Made her

• 8:20:52

No specificity

• 8:20:54

Who's race change?

• 8:20:56

It'll go random

• 8:20:58

They'll roll it

• 8:21:00

Meat hooks, thank you buddy

• 8:21:02

The community team has been

• 8:21:04

They've been trying to do it

• 8:21:06

They've been trying to do it

• 8:21:08

I need 15

• 8:21:10

I bet 25 right now

• 8:21:12

Nine minutes remaining

• 8:21:14

We need 15 here

• 8:21:16

And not one or six, okay

• 8:21:18

And then I'll roll for

• 8:21:20

Is that what you're using for your inspiration?

• 8:21:22

Only one, yeah

• 8:21:24

And then perfect strike

• 8:21:26

19, yes

• 8:21:28

It hits

• 8:21:30

Alright

• 8:21:32

I'm just seeing

• 8:21:34

What we have

• 8:21:36

Give him the baby

• 8:21:38

Rapture with the $100 donation

• 8:21:40

And then Rapture

• 8:21:42

I'm pretty sure I saw 200

• 8:21:44

Pop up somewhere

• 8:21:46

It's still catching up

• 8:21:48

It's still adding some adjustment

• 8:21:50

Yeah, it doesn't really because

• 8:21:52

I have to do adjustment, yeah

• 8:21:54

Yeah, it's annoying

• 8:21:56

Oh my god

• 8:21:58

It's a bad roll

• 8:22:00

Yeah, for damage

• 8:22:02

2, 5, plus 12

• 8:22:04

17, 7 damage to that creature

• 8:22:06

7 damage, mark it

• 8:22:08

Okay, starting

• 8:22:10

Damage counter on the second

• 8:22:12

Threat

• 8:22:14

Desalock the denied

• 8:22:16

So that when it comes to kill me

• 8:22:18

I have a microchance of survival

• 8:22:20

Alright, blur has now been cast

• 8:22:22

And then

• 8:22:24

I will attempt to better conceal myself

• 8:22:26

Your attempts

• 8:22:28

Have failed

• 8:22:30

I mean, I'm assuming

• 8:22:32

by your face that it wasn't

• 8:22:34

Two rolled a 3

• 8:22:36

No, they failed because

• 8:22:38

I had nothing to do with my die roll

• 8:22:40

It definitely wasn't 3

• 8:22:42

You forgot about your cursed item

• 8:22:44

Well, I assume that's what made

• 8:22:46

My attempt to fail, failed

• 8:22:48

No, I just saw your face

• 8:22:50

In response to the roll

• 8:22:52

No, it can't have been that

• 8:22:54

You know what your cursed item does

• 8:22:56

And you have a cursed item

• 8:22:58

You told me

• 8:23:00

Someday you tell me

• 8:23:02

So I assume that auto failed my roll

• 8:23:04

Well, that someday looks like it might be this day

• 8:23:06

What were you rolling for?

• 8:23:08

I was rolling for, and I successfully hid

• 8:23:10

I just rolled a 3

• 8:23:12

And you also, you have a lot of things actually

• 8:23:14

No, I've been tracking them

• 8:23:16

And inspirations you can choose to use

• 8:23:18

Correct

• 8:23:20

A lot of unused things, you have

• 8:23:22

The wild magics I can't control

• 8:23:24

I'm saving

• 8:23:26

Yes, skill checks you can choose

• 8:23:28

And doom, oh that's true

• 8:23:30

Skill checks you can save

• 8:23:32

You just have a lot of options

• 8:23:34

Most of my stuff doesn't require die rolls

• 8:23:36

I know, that's why I'm saying when you do have a die roll

• 8:23:38

You should use them because the people

• 8:23:40

Are donating for you to use them

• 8:23:42

I'm trying as fast as I can

• 8:23:44

What are you, okay you have the ring

• 8:23:46

Correct? Me? I have a

• 8:23:48

Monkey

• 8:23:50

With a little ring on it

• 8:23:52

Have you taken any attacks so far?

• 8:23:54

Not in this game, yes

• 8:23:56

In this encounter, no

• 8:23:58

And you have the

• 8:24:00

Body item, correct? Robes?

• 8:24:02

That's what Magik has

• 8:24:04

I have that

• 8:24:06

What happened?

• 8:24:08

I'm going to stop charging

• 8:24:10

I'm just looking at the donations

• 8:24:12

Oh, that's stuff, oh

• 8:24:14

Freak us out

• 8:24:16

Unthinkable at $5

• 8:24:18

Anduin

• 8:24:20

With a $400 donation

• 8:24:22

Oh there we go, Anduin

• 8:24:24

We're winning

• 8:24:26

Interesting

• 8:24:28

Asmongold with the $100 donation

• 8:24:30

Asmongold

• 8:24:32

Thank you, Asmongold

• 8:24:34

He's trying to give us

• 8:24:36

Let's see, just seeing Anduin

• 8:24:38

Saying what is the name of the goddess of love

• 8:24:40

And then Asmongold saying

• 8:24:42

What up boys

• 8:24:44

What up boys

• 8:24:46

What up boys

• 8:24:48

And then BillsBub with the $10 donation

• 8:24:50

You know, Asmongold

• 8:24:52

Anytime you want to play

• 8:24:54

Some D&D

• 8:24:56

In the world of Ashes

• 8:24:58

Just shoot me a DM

• 8:25:00

We can play some D&D

• 8:25:02

Also if you want us to pop off

• 8:25:04

Give us more Not20s

• 8:25:06

No, no, no, no

• 8:25:08

Yes

• 8:25:10

Anduin

• 8:25:12

Nice try

• 8:25:14

But I don't think I've revealed that yet

• 8:25:16

Guess what

• 8:25:18

It doesn't stop there

• 8:25:20

Lathouse Gaming with the $100 donation

• 8:25:22

Trifonis with the $10

• 8:25:24

Richie with the $20

• 8:25:26

Drazor with the $1

• 8:25:28

Beeman is Satoshi

• 8:25:30

Nakamoto

• 8:25:32

With the $100 donation

• 8:25:34

Nice

• 8:25:36

By the way

• 8:25:38

We're above $4,500

• 8:25:40

We're far above that

• 8:25:42

That last zero is kind of important

• 8:25:44

Roshan is going to take over

• 8:25:46

At 630 and he's going to

• 8:25:48

He'll be doing all of those giveaways

• 8:25:50

So that's 30 now

• 8:25:52

And plus

• 8:25:54

Let's finish this

• 8:25:56

One if we can

• 8:25:58

We still have 5 minutes

• 8:26:00

You have 5 minutes

• 8:26:02

But it's

• 8:26:04

I think this is going to be

• 8:26:06

This is going to be done

• 8:26:08

We're all going to die in 5 minutes

• 8:26:10

The giveaways will start at 630

• 8:26:12

Even if we're still going

• 8:26:14

Perfect, perfect

• 8:26:16

You

• 8:26:18

I forgot about your body item

• 8:26:20

It's a cape

• 8:26:22

It's not a cape

• 8:26:24

It's not a cape, it's a robe

• 8:26:26

Where is the robe

• 8:26:28

It's like wrapping

• 8:26:30

Animated robe

• 8:26:32

You can't strangle rock

• 8:26:34

It's true

• 8:26:36

So

• 8:26:38

It could

• 8:26:40

It'd be weird if you

• 8:26:42

Sublimate

• 8:26:44

Have you gone unconscious?

• 8:26:46

No

• 8:26:48

Not since I put the robe on

• 8:26:50

I did before, yes

• 8:26:52

Prior to the robe action

• 8:26:54

Very well

• 8:26:56

Death's a lock

• 8:26:58

My turn?

• 8:27:00

I just cast blur

• 8:27:02

Perfect

• 8:27:04

Odets

• 8:27:06

This guy's down by me now, right?

• 8:27:08

He is 15 feet in the air

• 8:27:10

Can you strike her?

• 8:27:12

Yeah

• 8:27:14

He has a threat range

• 8:27:16

Of 15 feet with that whip

• 8:27:18

He's like a little

• 8:27:20

Baby Balrog

• 8:27:22

With a lot of arms

• 8:27:24

When do these people go?

• 8:27:26

Steven, do these guys go at the end?

• 8:27:28

Have you ever seen

• 8:27:30

Aquatina Hunger Force?

• 8:27:32

Do you know the little meatball?

• 8:27:34

That's what these look like

• 8:27:36

But with wings and lots of his little arms

• 8:27:38

Yeah, I get it

• 8:27:40

Kind of adorable

• 8:27:42

They look adorable, you want to hug them

• 8:27:44

What about these guys?

• 8:27:46

Don't they go at the end of the round?

• 8:27:48

Those

• 8:27:50

People

• 8:27:52

Go now

• 8:27:54

You may move them 60 feet towards the

• 8:27:56

Mushrooms

• 8:27:58

12 squares

• 8:28:00

Keep going

• 8:28:02

That's 50

• 8:28:04

Right there

• 8:28:06

They go 12 squares

• 8:28:08

12 squares

• 8:28:10

12 squares

• 8:28:12

I have to go like 2 more

• 8:28:14

Boom

• 8:28:16

This person's like

• 8:28:18

Yeah, just put him in the cloud

• 8:28:20

That's the horseman though

• 8:28:22

This is the horseman?

• 8:28:24

No, the green kid

• 8:28:26

The green guy, the archer

• 8:28:28

This one?

• 8:28:30

This one went this way, right?

• 8:28:32

Back and forth towards the corner

• 8:28:34

He does what he wants

• 8:28:36

Where do you want him to go?

• 8:28:38

He's over there now

• 8:28:40

That's his horse name

• 8:28:42

I don't know

• 8:28:44

The horse formerly known as

• 8:28:46

The horse that was

• 8:28:48

Oh my gosh

• 8:28:50

Oh, it fell down

• 8:28:52

It came while it was down

• 8:28:54

It died

• 8:28:56

He got hit by the water

• 8:28:58

Drown him

• 8:29:00

I can't get away from this, right?

• 8:29:02

Withdraw, you can

• 8:29:04

You can actually withdraw without

• 8:29:06

But it must come over to me and hit me again

• 8:29:08

I'm going to give a full defense

• 8:29:10

I thought you just said he was adorable

• 8:29:12

He's adorable, but I can't hit him

• 8:29:14

I'm adorable

• 8:29:16

Why would you hit adorable?

• 8:29:18

He's hitting me

• 8:29:20

You should throw an intimidate

• 8:29:22

Do you have a buff?

• 8:29:24

Just yell at him

• 8:29:26

Can I yell at him?

• 8:29:28

You're less ugly than your brother

• 8:29:30

He probably wants to be more

• 8:29:32

You need to work on him

• 8:29:34

Don't roll

• 8:29:36

Intimidate checks anymore

• 8:29:38

I'm giving you a negative

• 8:29:40

4 to your check

• 8:29:42

You're less ugly than

• 8:29:44

It laughed at you

• 8:29:46

Now that it's distracted

• 8:29:48

Keep it up

• 8:29:50

Doesn't it want to be more ugly?

• 8:29:52

Doesn't it want to be more ugly?

• 8:29:54

Doesn't ugly mean

• 8:29:56

Doesn't lose its turn

• 8:29:58

Can we write that into somewhere?

• 8:30:00

Doesn't lose its turn from laughing

• 8:30:02

It has to say shock

• 8:30:04

It has to say shock

• 8:30:06

It should take a shock check

• 8:30:08

It's going to take a shock check

• 8:30:10

What did you just say?

• 8:30:12

I'm going to gobble her down with a shot of tequila

• 8:30:14

Let's go

• 8:30:16

I'm going to drink

• 8:30:18

a cure moderate wounds

• 8:30:20

You're less ugly

• 8:30:22

than your brother

• 8:30:24

I was thinking he'd want to be uglier

• 8:30:26

Are we still on this?

• 8:30:28

Are we on the intimidate thing?

• 8:30:30

Are you crazy? There's no intimidate there

• 8:30:32

That is not an intimidation

• 8:30:34

No, I meant you are

• 8:30:36

uglier than your brother

• 8:30:38

11

• 8:30:40

plus 6

• 8:30:42

And you smell of elderberries

• 8:30:46

But the good smelling kind

• 8:30:48

The good smelling like process

• 8:30:50

I am a lot

• 8:30:52

You're just that

• 8:30:54

You're less lost brother

• 8:30:56

Your mother loves your brother more

• 8:30:58

Alright

• 8:31:00

That's good

• 8:31:02

And I mean like doTERRA

• 8:31:04

doTERRA elderberries

• 8:31:06

Yeah, I drank a

• 8:31:08

Who got you up?

• 8:31:10

Channel

• 8:31:12

Hold on

• 8:31:14

Now throw your cat at him

• 8:31:22

Now throw your cat at him

• 8:31:28

Jim, you drank a potion

• 8:31:30

Yes I did, I needed a little more

• 8:31:32

Steve, haven't you heard of a catapult?

• 8:31:34

A catapult?

• 8:31:36

Oh my god

• 8:31:38

You know, that's just a

• 8:31:40

catastrophe waiting to happen

• 8:31:42

Cat tat

• 8:31:44

I like all these fun

• 8:31:46

They satisfy my needs

• 8:31:48

Jump at him

• 8:31:50

Some acrobatics

• 8:31:52

Is that an option?

• 8:31:54

Go for the eyes, boo

• 8:31:58

Everything's an option

• 8:32:00

Very well

• 8:32:02

Are those crystals

• 8:32:04

climbable?

• 8:32:06

That's a good question

• 8:32:08

It's like an acrobatics DC 21

• 8:32:10

check, you can climb up

• 8:32:12

15 feet

• 8:32:14

It's 15 feet

• 8:32:16

It's crystal

• 8:32:18

You know how

• 8:32:20

sharp and

• 8:32:22

smooth crystal can be

• 8:32:24

What if we had a skateboard?

• 8:32:26

What if we had a skateboard?

• 8:32:28

No

• 8:32:30

They might grow faster

• 8:32:32

No, you can climb

• 8:32:34

You're so sweet

• 8:32:36

You're so sparkly

• 8:32:38

Sparkly goodness

• 8:32:40

Sparkly goodness

• 8:32:42

Okay

• 8:32:44

I don't like saying mean things

• 8:32:46

to people

• 8:32:50

Something more concerning

• 8:32:52

than the deep guttural sound

• 8:32:54

of this

• 8:32:56

outside language

• 8:32:58

The incantations

• 8:33:00

now fills the room

• 8:33:02

Do you know what that sound is?

• 8:33:04

I will give you

• 8:33:06

a hero point if you can guess

• 8:33:08

what that sound is in 3 seconds

• 8:33:10

3, 2

• 8:33:12

What do you think the sound is?

• 8:33:14

A new sound that replaced

• 8:33:16

the incantation

• 8:33:18

3, screech

• 8:33:20

2, portal opening

• 8:33:22

Portal opening?

• 8:33:24

Incorrect

• 8:33:26

It is silence

• 8:33:28

Oh, we can't talk?

• 8:33:30

Silence makes noise?

• 8:33:32

No one makes noise

• 8:33:34

Oh, we're noticing that?

• 8:33:36

Don't care. I'm using magic wand

• 8:33:38

I'm like, whatever

• 8:33:40

Just saying

• 8:33:42

And before you

• 8:33:44

a portal appears

• 8:33:46

You gain a hero point

• 8:33:48

Woo

• 8:33:50

And I was

• 8:33:52

betting... well, we'll see if my bet

• 8:33:54

is correct

• 8:33:56

That's a copy of him

• 8:33:58

probably

• 8:34:00

But if we kill the original

• 8:34:02

he will go away

• 8:34:04

Copy stays

• 8:34:06

In some games the copy can bring a copy

• 8:34:08

Two things appear

• 8:34:10

Did you just say

• 8:34:12

two pictures of beer?

• 8:34:14

Two things appear

• 8:34:16

Two pictures of beer appear

• 8:34:18

If he's able to drink both of them

• 8:34:20

He can do this

• 8:34:22

He can get away

• 8:34:28

What are we at, donation wise?

• 8:34:32

We are at

• 8:34:34

a grand

• 8:34:36

total

• 8:34:38

of $45,934

• 8:34:40

Woo

• 8:34:42

Okay, so yeah, 30

• 8:34:44

That is an awesome start

• 8:34:46

Unbelievable start

• 8:34:48

Nothing

• 8:34:50

I thought that almost happened a few times

• 8:34:52

I'm glad to see it's happened

• 8:34:54

Oh, it's got the thingy in it

• 8:34:56

By the way, do you guys want to see what this thing looks like?

• 8:34:58

Yeah, let's see it

• 8:35:00

Hey, we actually have one of those

• 8:35:02

We need two

• 8:35:04

Oh, it is like a people

• 8:35:06

with extra arms

• 8:35:08

You were calling that cute, Steven?

• 8:35:10

Look at its eyes

• 8:35:12

It's doing the classic

• 8:35:14

eye thing where they're looking up in the direction

• 8:35:16

You said you're less ugly than your brother

• 8:35:18

I don't find puns cute

• 8:35:20

See, that's what I was saying

• 8:35:22

It would probably want to be more ugly

• 8:35:24

They don't think of themselves as ugly

• 8:35:26

See, you get my insult now

• 8:35:28

I agree with Zane

• 8:35:30

They probably think that they're beautiful

• 8:35:32

They think they're ugly

• 8:35:34

They got multiple guns

• 8:35:36

We're still on the topic

• 8:35:38

If that was

• 8:35:40

an insult or not

• 8:35:44

It was bad, it was almost as bad as my RP

• 8:35:46

Two more of them appear

• 8:35:50

I was thinking that it would want to be more ugly than its brother

• 8:35:52

Oh, wow

• 8:35:54

They immediately attack

• 8:35:56

Are we under silence or silence was not

• 8:35:58

That was an effect of the portal open

• 8:36:00

So it wasn't a silence spell

• 8:36:02

He trolled us

• 8:36:04

Oh, it is a summon monster

• 8:36:06

Yes, it is summoned

• 8:36:08

Specifically, not a summon monster

• 8:36:10

You have to summon only one speedy thing

• 8:36:12

So, that's it

• 8:36:14

Now they attack

• 8:36:16

That was this guy

• 8:36:18

They just flew like 100 feet, right?

• 8:36:20

They came out of gates

• 8:36:22

Right, 100 feet up, way up there

• 8:36:24

And then they come down here, right?

• 8:36:26

No, it's a distance of 100 feet

• 8:36:28

I can cast it out

• 8:36:30

Oh, so the gate appeared next to me?

• 8:36:32

Yeah, so I could have dove through it?

• 8:36:34

You would not want to die

• 8:36:36

I'm just saying

• 8:36:38

It would have knocked it

• 8:36:40

If in an effort to put a quick death to yourself

• 8:36:42

You would avoid the lingering horrors

• 8:36:44

that you're going to suffer

• 8:36:46

Clarification question, did he summon two portals or one portal?

• 8:36:48

The portal is just an aesthetic effect

• 8:36:50

He summoned two creatures in two locations

• 8:36:52

And they came through a portal

• 8:36:54

It looked like

• 8:36:56

Question for you

• 8:36:58

Yes, absolutely

+8:37:02

• 8:37:02

You have three deadly threats.

• 8:37:03

Are any of those being used in this combat?

• 8:37:05

Yes, all of them.

• 8:37:07

Okay, so I just want to make sure I update it on here.

• 8:37:10

Do we still not see the other guy?

• 8:37:12

The other guy is still up here.

• 8:37:14

No, I saw he was down because he attacked.

• 8:37:16

He's just 15 up.

• 8:37:17

Oh, this guy's down.

• 8:37:18

Yeah.

• 8:37:19

There's another one up here.

• 8:37:19

Oh, we don't know where he is yet?

• 8:37:20

No, he's still in the dark.

• 8:37:21

Does anyone have a light spell or something?

• 8:37:22

So that's five, because there's one right there.

• 8:37:25

We need to finish this up.

• 8:37:26

This is the one that's up here.

• 8:37:27

It's right here.

• 8:37:27

I know.

• 8:37:28

And then you hear his wings kind of fluttering.

• 8:37:29

No, the damaged one was up there.

• 8:37:31

This is the one already.

• 8:37:32

No, that was not the damaged one.

• 8:37:33

Oh, it's okay.

• 8:37:34

They're both damaged now,

• 8:37:35

but it was the green one that has the most damage.

• 8:37:38

Okay, that's fine.

• 8:37:39

The green one is bloody.

• 8:37:40

Oh, so you need to add my damage to him.

• 8:37:42

Seven was, I shot that guy.

• 8:37:43

No, you shot that guy, so the seven-

• 8:37:45

No, I couldn't see him.

• 8:37:45

I couldn't see, I tried to see him, I couldn't see him.

• 8:37:47

Correct.

• 8:37:48

The seven went to that guy.

• 8:37:49

No, to the green guy.

• 8:37:50

He didn't get this, he goes back.

• 8:37:50

I had to shoot that guy, because I didn't see anyone.

• 8:37:52

Yeah, you got them all mixed up.

• 8:37:53

I've been tracking them.

• 8:37:54

That's fine, you just add seven to the original public.

• 8:37:57

Okay, well, that's good, maybe it'll kill him.

• 8:38:01

So seven plus what, 76?

• 8:38:05

That's 83.

• 8:38:08

There's a small chance your board might be in jeopardy.

• 8:38:11

Oh, that's wonderful.

• 8:38:13

Hey, buddy.

• 8:38:14

How are you doing?

• 8:38:16

Oh my God.

• 8:38:17

Lucy.

• 8:38:18

It's like these cables come right out of your-

• 8:38:20

You never see Christmas make-

• 8:38:23

I'm great.

• 8:38:24

I'm great.

• 8:38:25

I'm great.

• 8:38:26

I'm great.

• 8:38:27

I'm great.

• 8:38:27

Look, this just raises my hair right up.

• 8:38:32

She talked to him.

• 8:38:32

Did I ever tell you Christmas Vacation's

• 8:38:34

one of my favorite movies?

• 8:38:35

One of the cats jumped on one of the sound boards,

• 8:38:37

or the switchers.

• 8:38:40

Are we all right?

• 8:38:40

All right, here we go, four attacks on this person.

• 8:38:42

So you have two inspirations,

• 8:38:44

you have a ton of dooms, five dooms.

• 8:38:48

You have two nat 20 and one nat one.

• 8:38:52

Okay, two nat 20s on you.

• 8:38:54

Oh gosh.

• 8:38:56

That's gonna be the bite,

• 8:38:57

and then it's going to be one of the whips.

• 8:38:59

And then I have two whips remaining.

• 8:39:00

Okay.

• 8:39:01

The two whips that are remaining.

• 8:39:02

You know the deadly threat was supposed to go to Zim.

• 8:39:04

It did go to me.

• 8:39:07

He's a horse.

• 8:39:09

He's become a heavy wolf horse.

• 8:39:11

That was part of his race change,

• 8:39:12

not his deadly threat.

• 8:39:14

No, that was wild magic.

• 8:39:16

That was wild magic.

• 8:39:17

He already went down once.

• 8:39:20

That deadly threat was-

• 8:39:21

Unfortunately, I can't kill him

• 8:39:22

because he's like, how far down he is.

• 8:39:25

I'm really far away.

• 8:39:26

I kind of want to get back and grab myself.

• 8:39:29

He's on?

• 8:39:30

It's happening.

• 8:39:31

I'll tank for him.

• 8:39:32

I'll tank for you, John.

• 8:39:33

Here you go.

• 8:39:34

These are the two other rolls,

• 8:39:35

and I'm gonna confirm after the criticals.

• 8:39:37

Yeah, these are the two nat 20s.

• 8:39:39

No, no, no.

• 8:39:40

So I'm gonna roll the rest of my attacks.

• 8:39:42

So I did do two nat 20s.

• 8:39:43

That's right.

• 8:39:44

Okay, okay, okay.

• 8:39:45

So I have two more,

• 8:39:46

and the two more are going to be dooms.

• 8:39:48

So I'm gonna, first one is,

• 8:39:50

gonna be lowest is a 13.

• 8:39:52

The other one was a 20.

• 8:39:53

So that's super helpful for you,

• 8:39:54

but it still hits.

• 8:39:56

And then the last one is a 10 plus 21 is a 31.

• 8:40:02

Yeah, I have a 26 AC.

• 8:40:04

So that's a hit.

• 8:40:04

With the bonuses.

• 8:40:05

So now I'm gonna roll the confirms.

• 8:40:08

Confirms are just gonna be straight up.

• 8:40:09

Okay?

• 8:40:10

Okay.

• 8:40:13

Okay, now those will be at different values.

• 8:40:15

And the value that's gonna be at is...

• 8:40:18

Oh, she's turning.

• 8:40:22

Help Lucy, I'm dying.

• 8:40:23

I'm just kidding.

• 8:40:24

Okay, right now.

• 8:40:26

For now.

• 8:40:28

Oh, I didn't even know this.

• 8:40:29

It reaches actually 20 feet with the whip.

• 8:40:34

That's crazy.

• 8:40:35

It just keeps getting better.

• 8:40:36

I can't hit it.

• 8:40:38

Is this thing that landed next to me a copy?

• 8:40:40

No, you can't.

• 8:40:41

Cause it had to move in to do all the four attacks.

• 8:40:44

It had to move into the all fours.

• 8:40:46

That one was right next to her.

• 8:40:47

It was 15 feet away.

• 8:40:48

But does it do four attacks with the whip?

• 8:40:50

It has a 20 foot range.

• 8:40:51

Three attacks with the whip and one bite.

• 8:40:52

Yeah, so the bite needs to be right next to it.

• 8:40:56

That means it had to move in.

• 8:40:56

You have to come down.

• 8:40:57

The bite's reach is 10 feet.

• 8:40:58

Okay, so it's...

• 8:40:59

So five foot step into 10 feet.

• 8:41:01

Okay.

• 8:41:02

Still out of your range.

• 8:41:03

Still on my range though.

• 8:41:06

Okay.

• 8:41:07

But you're 10 foot, so I just five foot step to you.

• 8:41:10

So the eight is on the bite.

• 8:41:12

And the bite is plus 12.

• 8:41:14

So that's a 20 for the bite confirmation.

• 8:41:16

Yes.

• 8:41:17

Oh, 26.

• 8:41:18

Okay, so that fails.

• 8:41:19

So it's just a regular hit.

• 8:41:20

And then here is a plus eight.

• 8:41:23

So that was a 12 plus eight is a 20 also fails.

• 8:41:25

So it's just four regular hits.

• 8:41:27

Okay.

• 8:41:27

No Chris, that's good.

• 8:41:28

All right.

• 8:41:29

I know.

• 8:41:30

Sweet.

• 8:41:31

AC actually coming in play.

• 8:41:32

How many hours are we into the stream?

• 8:41:34

Plus.

• 8:41:34

Plus.

• 8:41:37

This is gonna be 46 plus 32.

• 8:41:43

Yeah, it was that 32.

• 8:41:44

Plus 32?

• 8:41:45

Yeah.

• 8:41:46

Plus 47 damage.

• 8:41:48

Yeah.

• 8:41:49

Plus 32.

• 8:41:50

That's why you went down.

• 8:41:51

That's why I died back there.

• 8:41:52

Did you say 42?

• 8:41:53

Yep.

• 8:41:53

Oh.

• 8:41:54

What type of damage?

• 8:41:56

I think you said 47.

• 8:41:57

Yeah, 47.

• 8:41:58

47?

• 8:41:59

I had to use two words.

• 8:42:00

What type of damage?

• 8:42:00

That's good old fashioned slashing and dashing.

• 8:42:03

Okay.

• 8:42:05

And the old damage.

• 8:42:06

Holy moly.

• 8:42:07

I cannot take another one of those.

• 8:42:10

Well, the fact that you're able to take that much,

• 8:42:12

good on you.

• 8:42:13

I mean, I'm a tank.

• 8:42:14

I have 82 HP.

• 8:42:15

Oh, there you go.

• 8:42:16

Yes.

• 8:42:17

Wow.

• 8:42:17

Yeah.

• 8:42:18

Okay.

• 8:42:19

Now I have an unfortunate matter of truth.

• 8:42:23

I'm done, aren't I?

• 8:42:25

We gotta revive.

• 8:42:27

Thank you, Jack.

• 8:42:31

We have three revives, I think.

• 8:42:33

I said he was pretty.

• 8:42:34

Does he really wanna attack me?

• 8:42:36

What's that?

• 8:42:37

Finish him off.

• 8:42:37

This one is going to five foot step.

• 8:42:40

Reverse psychology.

• 8:42:41

And it's gonna whip you.

• 8:42:43

Oh my God.

• 8:42:44

That's not even attacking me.

• 8:42:46

In the back?

• 8:42:47

That's an opportunity.

• 8:42:51

Okay.

• 8:42:52

Which one are you using?

• 8:42:53

Which one of your things?

• 8:42:54

I will use, what do I have left?

• 8:42:56

You have two inspirations, three dooms and one nat one.

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I'll use the inspiration on my plus eight

• 8:43:08

and on my plus 13.

• 8:43:10

Two tap.

• 8:43:11

And I'll use the doom on plus 18.

• 8:43:13

So here's the plus 18.

• 8:43:14

So one doom and two inspirations.

• 8:43:17

Okay.

• 8:43:18

Here's the doom plus 18.

• 8:43:21

It hit.

• 8:43:23

So it hits.

• 8:43:25

It was 27 is lowest.

• 8:43:27

Yeah.

• 8:43:28

And then here are the inspirations.

• 8:43:30

Inspirations on plus 13.

• 8:43:34

16, I'll take that.

• 8:43:36

And inspiration on the plus eight.

• 8:43:38

16, I'll take that.

• 8:43:45

That's four attacks or three?

• 8:43:47

Three.

• 8:43:48

Oh, three, sorry.

• 8:43:49

Three, three.

• 8:43:50

I don't think I can survive three.

• 8:43:51

This is going to be 3D6 plus 24.

• 8:43:56

Yeah, I'm not surviving.

• 8:43:58

No, you got that.

• 8:43:58

I have 28.

• 8:43:59

That's 11 plus three is 14 plus 24.

• 8:44:04

That is going to be 38 damage.

• 8:44:06

Yeah, I'm down.

• 8:44:08

Are you down or that?

• 8:44:09

Negative 10.

• 8:44:10

That's just that.

• 8:44:11

Oh, it's just that.

• 8:44:12

Okay, we're good.

• 8:44:13

I am negative 10.

• 8:44:15

Fine.

• 8:44:16

Okay.

• 8:44:17

Attack's consumed.

• 8:44:18

This one is going to freely move five feet to here.

• 8:44:24

Well, this needs to be bigger actually.

• 8:44:29

Five feet up into the air.

• 8:44:32

And it is going to do a bite against this person.

• 8:44:35

Who's that?

• 8:44:36

Who's that?

• 8:44:37

That's me.

• 8:44:38

And then three whips on this person.

• 8:44:40

Who's that?

• 8:44:41

That's me.

• 8:44:41

And that's going to be flanking.

• 8:44:45

As a whip is a melee weapon with reach.

• 8:44:48

You get like a plus two bonus.

• 8:44:49

Unless are you considered opposite sides of me?

• 8:44:53

These two?

• 8:44:54

Yeah.

• 8:44:55

Complete opposites.

• 8:44:55

Okay.

• 8:44:57

Okay, so we'll do the three whips on you first.

• 8:45:00

What do I have outstanding?

• 8:45:02

My AC is 26.

• 8:45:04

26, copy.

• 8:45:06

And you have blur.

• 8:45:07

Bad eye blur.

• 8:45:08

Sorry, I'm trying to do donation stuff.

• 8:45:12

The donation segment ends at 6.30 guys.

• 8:45:14

So that segment one to segment two is that timeframe.

• 8:45:19

So what happened?

• 8:45:20

It's 2 p.m. to 6.30 p.m.

• 8:45:21

I'm just letting them know what the timeframe was.

• 8:45:23

So we're in segment three?

• 8:45:24

Yeah, we're currently going into segment three.

• 8:45:26

We're going a little long.

• 8:45:27

So we'll take a break a little later.

• 8:45:30

What was your question?

• 8:45:31

Taking a little bit longer than usual.

• 8:45:34

Oh, what do you have to write?

• 8:45:34

We have a long way to go on this fight.

• 8:45:36

That's super long.

• 8:45:37

Y'all could look too.

• 8:45:38

So you have two more dooms.

• 8:45:40

Can we kill one of them please?

• 8:45:41

And you have one net one.

• 8:45:42

I'm gonna try and charge the one that has

• 8:45:45

all the damage.

• 8:45:46

You said the portal opened, right?

• 8:45:46

Yeah, it's up got.

• 8:45:47

It was, it was full.

• 8:45:49

I have to.

• 8:45:49

Oh.

• 8:45:50

The summon.

• 8:45:51

Just the only way I can hit.

• 8:45:52

Gotcha.

• 8:45:53

So what'd you like to use?

• 8:45:54

Hold on.

• 8:45:55

So what do I have again?

• 8:45:55

Doom and the count?

• 8:45:56

Two doom and one net one.

• 8:45:57

I'm gonna use both two dooms.

• 8:45:58

Okay.

• 8:45:59

If it counts.

• 8:46:00

I'm gonna use two dooms on the bite.

• 8:46:00

Wait, wait, wait, I thought you were in the whip on me.

• 8:46:04

No, I'm doing the bite first.

• 8:46:05

That's a three plus 12 is 15 versus AC on this person.

• 8:46:08

22.

• 8:46:09

Okay.

• 8:46:10

So it misses.

• 8:46:11

Then on this person.

• 8:46:13

Easy.

• 8:46:13

A 23.

• 8:46:14

I'm doing my three whips.

• 8:46:15

What's your to hit chance?

• 8:46:17

I'm gonna use the doom on the plus eight whip.

• 8:46:20

Okay.

• 8:46:20

Okay.

• 8:46:21

So here's the plus eight whip.

• 8:46:24

One.

• 8:46:25

So it fits.

• 8:46:26

Okay.

• 8:46:26

Now what do I have left?

• 8:46:27

I have no more dooms.

• 8:46:28

You have that one left and that's it.

• 8:46:29

He rolled a one, so he drops it.

• 8:46:32

You have a net one left and that's it.

• 8:46:33

Boom.

• 8:46:34

Now you have to roll a net one.

• 8:46:34

13, I'm gonna miss a net one.

• 8:46:36

Yup.

• 8:46:37

And now you're clear.

• 8:46:37

You can do whatever you want.

• 8:46:38

Plus 18.

• 8:46:39

Plus this one plus 18.

• 8:46:40

Yup.

• 8:46:41

18.

• 8:46:44

Oh, should I have rolled two dice there?

• 8:46:45

No, you should have rolled.

• 8:46:46

One, two and three, four, five, six I keep.

• 8:46:49

The three, so I'm gonna take this one.

• 8:46:51

Not a crit, but it is plus 18.

• 8:46:53

So that's 31.

• 8:46:54

Roll your blur.

• 8:46:55

Blur.

• 8:46:56

20% miss chance.

• 8:46:57

So one, two, three or four.

• 8:46:59

It will miss.

• 8:47:03

It's a one.

• 8:47:04

Oh.

• 8:47:04

Yay.

• 8:47:05

Blur.

• 8:47:06

Blur.

• 8:47:07

Blur.

• 8:47:08

Blur.

• 8:47:09

Blur.

• 8:47:09

Well done.

• 8:47:10

Very well done.

• 8:47:12

Okay, those are the bad guys.

• 8:47:16

So exactly how far away from me are they?

• 8:47:20

Rylos.

• 8:47:21

Is this working well?

• 8:47:22

Okay.

• 8:47:23

They are.

• 8:47:24

Because mine is not.

• 8:47:25

Ten feet.

• 8:47:25

All right, Rylos,

• 8:47:26

ten forcing around and get back in the fight.

• 8:47:28

So a full retreat, does that get me out of there?

• 8:47:31

I can hit pieces.

• 8:47:32

They have 20 foot range.

• 8:47:33

So you only ignore the first five feet

• 8:47:35

in the full retreat.

• 8:47:36

It's charging my laptop.

• 8:47:36

Then you'll take two opportunity attacks.

• 8:47:39

And then that's it.

• 8:47:40

Yep.

• 8:47:42

Can they trip with the whips?

• 8:47:44

Is that an ability?

• 8:47:46

I thought whips had an ability.

• 8:47:47

Yes, it can.

• 8:47:48

But they can't use it on an opportunity attack.

• 8:47:48

But they won't be able to do damage

• 8:47:50

if they attempt to trip.

• 8:47:51

But they can't trip with an opportunity attack.

• 8:47:52

Actually, do I get a free trip attack with a whip?

• 8:47:55

I thought you did.

• 8:47:56

I believe you do.

• 8:47:57

Thought you did.

• 8:47:58

You have to have a free attack.

• 8:47:59

It has to be on your,

• 8:48:00

it has to stay on the monster.

• 8:48:02

Whip just by itself doesn't.

• 8:48:03

They have greater trip and improved trip.

• 8:48:06

What a shock that I knew that.

• 8:48:09

I mean, I knew they do too.

• 8:48:10

I just double checked the whip.

• 8:48:12

He's just been being nice to me.

• 8:48:12

I'm the one who said they get it for free.

• 8:48:14

And you guys are wrong.

• 8:48:15

I don't think you get it for free.

• 8:48:16

You do with improved trip and...

• 8:48:19

I said he had a whip,

• 8:48:21

he should be tripping people.

• 8:48:22

No, I know, that's what I forgot.

• 8:48:24

But I knew that it was free attack.

• 8:48:26

Improved trip and greater trip.

• 8:48:27

But you can't do it on an attack opportunity.

• 8:48:30

I believe you do.

• 8:48:32

No, you back to the facts.

• 8:48:33

Like if a wolf bites you when you try to move.

• 8:48:35

No, that's different.

• 8:48:36

That's different.

• 8:48:37

Wolf has an automatic bite.

• 8:48:38

So does this.

• 8:48:39

No, not for whips.

• 8:48:40

Yes, whips do have automatic trip.

• 8:48:41

Look it up.

• 8:48:42

I'm looking at this.

• 8:48:44

Melee reach, disarm, non-zero reach, specials trip.

• 8:48:48

Yep, special trip.

• 8:48:50

The whip can hit.

• 8:48:51

Disarm, non-lethal, reach and trip.

• 8:48:53

Yep, so trip is a part of the weapon default.

• 8:48:56

What you can choose at this time.

• 8:48:57

Now look up improved trip and...

• 8:48:59

No, I thought that...

• 8:49:00

Now look up the feats,

• 8:49:01

and the feats will tell you that you get it for free.

• 8:49:03

Okay.

• 8:49:04

For my move, I just double moved all the way up.

• 8:49:06

And it's a long to there.

• 8:49:07

We do, and I checked that trip check.

• 8:49:09

You can't.

• 8:49:10

It blurred.

• 8:49:11

Oh yeah, it did blur.

• 8:49:12

It's fine.

• 8:49:14

20%.

• 8:49:14

Improved trip and...

• 8:49:15

And I will trip check over here.

• 8:49:18

Okay.

• 8:49:19

I will try to wrap off donations.

• 8:49:21

Yeah, I can't.

• 8:49:21

As soon as I can.

• 8:49:22

You like auto trip me, I guess.

• 8:49:24

But...

• 8:49:24

That's one way to trip someone.

• 8:49:25

We have made it to 46,000.

• 8:49:27

Woo!

• 8:49:28

Nick gets to go!

• 8:49:30

Yeah!

• 8:49:32

Good job, nice.

• 8:49:33

This is for children.

• 8:49:34

And be on the lookout if you have been here

• 8:49:36

for the last four hours.

• 8:49:37

So, improved trip.

• 8:49:38

Yep.

• 8:49:39

It says, benefit.

• 8:49:41

You do not promote consecutive opportunity.

• 8:49:42

Okay, now look up greater trip.

• 8:49:44

And then, greater trip, not improved trip, okay.

• 8:49:46

But we have to have improved trip to get greater trip.

• 8:49:48

Improved trip lets you get greater trip.

• 8:49:49

I know, but improved trip...

• 8:49:50

I just don't know which one gets the effect.

• 8:49:52

That's why I said look them up both.

• 8:49:53

Okay.

• 8:49:54

Greater trip.

• 8:49:56

I think greater trip allows you to strike them

• 8:49:58

when they fall.

• 8:49:59

But let's see.

• 8:50:00

You can make three attacks on foes that you knocked down.

• 8:50:02

So no, it doesn't give you automatic trip.

• 8:50:05

Okay, look up trip in our words.

• 8:50:07

Okay.

• 8:50:09

Trip is an action that you just...

• 8:50:10

Look it up.

• 8:50:11

Stephen's like, fine.

• 8:50:12

Look it up.

• 8:50:13

Whose turn is it?

• 8:50:14

Rylai's.

• 8:50:16

He did.

• 8:50:17

We moved.

• 8:50:18

Yeah.

• 8:50:18

Francis.

• 8:50:19

I think he'd be...

• 8:50:20

Choose the...

• 8:50:21

The horse tar begins to run towards the part

• 8:50:24

where you hear him hoofing.

• 8:50:25

Hoofing it?

• 8:50:26

But instead of like...

• 8:50:28

He has little toes and each of them makes a clacking sound.

• 8:50:32

So it's like...

• 8:50:36

We should definitely take these sound effects.

• 8:50:37

Oh yeah, you're great.

• 8:50:40

All right, so first thing I'm gonna do,

• 8:50:42

I think is do a quick channel

• 8:50:45

and I'm gonna decide what to do with my next action

• 8:50:47

depending on how I roll.

• 8:50:49

I'll keep that.

• 8:50:50

Well, nice.

• 8:50:52

Okay.

• 8:50:52

So I, for, yeah.

• 8:50:55

Cause we need to do some damage.

• 8:50:56

So 14 is what I healed my radius.

• 8:50:59

So Maggie, you're up now.

• 8:51:00

Ooh, how much 14?

• 8:51:01

Does that hit me too?

• 8:51:02

Yeah, it does.

• 8:51:03

14?

• 8:51:04

And it hits you too, Alex.

• 8:51:05

You took some damage, right?

• 8:51:06

Or no?

• 8:51:07

No.

• 8:51:08

Okay.

• 8:51:09

Is anyone else damaged besides Maggie?

• 8:51:11

Oh well, I needed to do it to keep it.

• 8:51:12

Yeah, unless you have a second key.

• 8:51:13

Yeah, you healed me as well.

• 8:51:14

That's automatic.

• 8:51:15

All of you waiting for the non-rapple giveaway

• 8:51:19

for the keys.

• 8:51:20

Good luck.

• 8:51:21

Godspeed.

• 8:51:21

And I'm going to use a bit of luck on you again.

• 8:51:24

Okay.

• 8:51:24

Be on the lookout for a DM.

• 8:51:25

You must respond in a minute

• 8:51:26

and make sure you're following the channel.

• 8:51:28

You can't just AFK and get the keys.

• 8:51:30

You gotta respond.

• 8:51:32

Gotta be here.

• 8:51:33

To the DM.

• 8:51:33

Yeah.

• 8:51:34

We're gonna slide in the DM.

• 8:51:35

Adam's gonna be sliding into the DMs.

• 8:51:36

Not Adam.

• 8:51:37

Roshan's now on.

• 8:51:38

Roshan will now slide into your DMs.

• 8:51:40

Adam did inform him that it takes,

• 8:51:41

it's gonna be a long feed.

• 8:51:43

Ooh.

• 8:51:44

Cause the last time took him two hours.

• 8:51:46

And that is it for my turn.

• 8:51:49

The grand alpha two access.

• 8:51:54

Well done, Francis.

• 8:51:55

Alistair, in front of you.

• 8:51:59

Yeah.

• 8:51:59

A dire situation.

• 8:52:01

I know.

• 8:52:02

From what I'm reading,

• 8:52:03

you have to actually use the combat maneuver

• 8:52:05

unless you have an attack that automatically says

• 8:52:08

has a trick.

• 8:52:09

He does have an attack.

• 8:52:10

That's the whip weapon.

• 8:52:10

No, that's like bite.

• 8:52:12

Trip, whip just allows you to make a maneuver

• 8:52:14

to trip someone.

• 8:52:15

I don't think so.

• 8:52:16

Well, I mean, you can look it up, but.

• 8:52:17

No.

• 8:52:18

You can read it up.

• 8:52:19

It just says it's in the maneuver

• 8:52:20

that you have to use for whips.

• 8:52:21

Helga, come quickly.

• 8:52:23

I've invented a maneuver.

• 8:52:24

A maneuver.

• 8:52:26

What comedian?

• 8:52:27

What comedian, anybody?

• 8:52:28

You know.

• 8:52:29

Anybody in chat?

• 8:52:30

Of anything.

• 8:52:31

A comedian with that standup joke.

• 8:52:34

Tripping is our combat maneuver

• 8:52:36

so you may have to park your.

• 8:52:37

I think a random guess.

• 8:52:38

There is a delay.

• 8:52:39

Eddie Izzard.

• 8:52:39

Yes!

• 8:52:40

How did you know?

• 8:52:42

Guess he's a good comedian.

• 8:52:43

He's hilarious.

• 8:52:45

All right. Nailed it.

• 8:52:48

I'm surprised you got that too.

• 8:52:50

Cause you're not.

• 8:52:51

That was good.

• 8:52:52

Me and you are both usually bad at names.

• 8:52:54

Well, his name is.

• 8:52:55

He sounded British.

• 8:52:56

It's trip free.

• 8:52:57

That's true.

• 8:52:57

With a whip.

• 8:53:00

A cool whip.

• 8:53:01

Whip.

• 8:53:03

Whip.

• 8:53:04

A cool whip.

• 8:53:05

Oh, we're glad you've been entertained, morphine.

• 8:53:11

Have we not entertained you?

• 8:53:13

Are you not entertained?

• 8:53:15

Was that what you were doing?

• 8:53:16

Yeah, that's true.

• 8:53:17

Have we not?

• 8:53:18

Is like a former English.

• 8:53:20

Yeah.

• 8:53:22

Shakespearean version of gladiator.

• 8:53:23

Look, don't make fun of my English, okay?

• 8:53:24

Hast thou not been entertained?

• 8:53:29

Hast thou not?

• 8:53:31

This is very like old English.

• 8:53:33

That's what you said.

• 8:53:36

Look man, I'm doing my best.

• 8:53:38

That was funny.

• 8:53:39

Somebody look that up.

• 8:53:41

Don't let me say mean things to people.

• 8:53:43

I'm not gonna.

• 8:53:44

Is the house done?

• 8:53:45

No.

• 8:53:46

I need to know whether I can shoot or not.

• 8:53:49

Oh.

• 8:53:52

It will take a while before they get to all the keys.

• 8:53:54

There are 30 keys.

• 8:53:55

Also, if you have a bonus armor.

• 8:53:58

Stick around for a while.

• 8:53:59

Of regular armor plus one.

• 8:54:03

A whip does no damage to any creatures

• 8:54:05

with an armor bonus of plus one or higher

• 8:54:07

or a natural armor bonus of plus three or higher.

• 8:54:10

I have that.

• 8:54:11

I always.

• 8:54:12

What?

• 8:54:13

Yeah, what?

• 8:54:15

I like that.

• 8:54:16

It does non-lethal damage

• 8:54:17

if you have those high armor.

• 8:54:20

But I don't know if it's a specific whip or something.

• 8:54:22

No, it's any whip.

• 8:54:23

It's a weapon weakness.

• 8:54:25

That's why it has such an awesome reach,

• 8:54:27

but it only does non-lethal damage.

• 8:54:28

If you have those conditions.

• 8:54:29

Right.

• 8:54:30

So that wouldn't have happened to me.

• 8:54:32

You still wouldn't go to zero.

• 8:54:33

You'd still be unconscious.

• 8:54:34

You just can't go below zero.

• 8:54:36

Okay.

• 8:54:37

If I wouldn't have been negative seven.

• 8:54:40

After.

• 8:54:41

The bike could have finished you off.

• 8:54:43

If the bike landed.

• 8:54:44

That's true.

• 8:54:45

54 below.

• 8:54:47

I just whip the crap out.

• 8:54:48

Yeah.

• 8:54:49

Done.

• 8:54:51

That's all right.

• 8:54:51

Whips are cool.

• 8:54:52

We've already.

• 8:54:54

Yeah.

• 8:54:55

I've played, I've had a character with a whip before.

• 8:54:56

It was pretty sick.

• 8:54:57

Yeah, it's a.

• 8:54:57

The range is nice.

• 8:54:58

Let's say you want to trip

• 8:54:59

and you prefer to trip with combat maneuver with a whip.

• 8:55:02

You can't be a control mouse around the dam.

• 8:55:03

It just gives you an option.

• 8:55:05

Owl bears are cool

• 8:55:06

because they have that long range too.

• 8:55:07

The only automatic trips is like,

• 8:55:09

the comps would like the bike and it's actually specified.

• 8:55:12

So do you think I should full run

• 8:55:14

since they cannot trip me.

• 8:55:15

They just have like a 50 foot range.

• 8:55:16

And take two tacks of opportunity

• 8:55:17

or should I combat cast invisibility option?

• 8:55:19

Combine that with a whip

• 8:55:20

and you're like at like 30 foot range.

• 8:55:21

So I might consume one of there.

• 8:55:23

I'll set it up for two.

• 8:55:25

Okay.

• 8:55:26

If that would be helpful.

• 8:55:27

Because I need to shoot.

• 8:55:29

Because I cannot get away from the reach.

• 8:55:31

Do it.

• 8:55:32

All right.

• 8:55:33

Well then consume one and I'll take the other.

• 8:55:34

Okay.

• 8:55:35

I think I'm going to know that they cannot.

• 8:55:37

I'm going to shoot at the one that is wounded.

• 8:55:42

Will they get an attack of opportunity before you fire?

• 8:55:44

Yeah, the first one.

• 8:55:46

The Stevie gets an attack.

• 8:55:47

Oh yeah, make sure your whispers are not-

• 8:55:49

He's raising his bow to put an arrow through your throat.

• 8:55:53

It's a risk we need to take.

• 8:55:55

It's a damage and he's willing to take it.

• 8:55:57

Oh yes.

• 8:55:59

You may do your attack of opportunity.

• 8:56:00

Be careful, there's a kitty in your seat.

• 8:56:02

Sit on her.

• 8:56:04

Who?

• 8:56:05

Alex is raising his bow

• 8:56:06

to put an arrow through your heart.

• 8:56:08

He's aiming.

• 8:56:09

Hey, are you doing your special shot?

• 8:56:12

Because it's minus two to your roll for a called shot.

• 8:56:14

For what?

• 8:56:15

Are you doing the true shot thing?

• 8:56:17

No, he has the better stuff.

• 8:56:18

I have a like bonus right now.

• 8:56:19

Okay.

• 8:56:21

I rolled twice.

• 8:56:22

But you first do an attack of opportunity.

• 8:56:25

I think you are all caught up, buddy.

• 8:56:27

Let me double check though.

• 8:56:28

Yeah, you're caught up.

• 8:56:29

Nothing?

• 8:56:30

Nothing right now.

• 8:56:31

Just one attack.

• 8:56:32

Roshan will probably get to all the donations after.

• 8:56:34

Hit, what's that?

• 8:56:35

Does Alex have a donation?

• 8:56:36

Yeah.

• 8:56:37

Okay.

• 8:56:38

Hello.

• 8:56:39

Hello.

• 8:56:41

10 points of damage.

• 8:56:43

Make a fortitude save.

• 8:56:44

Very well.

• 8:56:45

He's doing a representation of a doll.

• 8:56:47

You do have advantage if you'd like, Alex.

• 8:56:50

Oh yeah, I roll.

• 8:56:51

Every roll I do is an advantage.

• 8:56:52

No.

• 8:56:53

But you can use advantage for that.

• 8:56:54

I know, but I have a like bonus.

• 8:56:55

But I have to do it anyway.

• 8:56:56

So three rolls?

• 8:56:57

Yeah.

• 8:56:58

They don't stack?

• 8:56:59

You can't roll four dice for one roll.

• 8:57:00

No, but three dice, I would think.

• 8:57:02

He can reroll once per attack.

• 8:57:04

What do you think about that?

• 8:57:05

No.

• 8:57:06

Just like armor and Pathfinder doesn't stack,

• 8:57:08

but it's the same type.

• 8:57:09

What do you want?

• 8:57:09

Same type.

• 8:57:10

These are the same type.

• 8:57:11

One's rolled two dice.

• 8:57:12

Usually.

• 8:57:13

One's a donation and one's his.

• 8:57:14

No, it's like.

• 8:57:14

His divine power and the chat's uber Extra Life power

• 8:57:18

from the kids.

• 8:57:19

No.

• 8:57:21

Super life.

• 8:57:22

Come on.

• 8:57:23

For the children.

• 8:57:23

Give the chat the power.

• 8:57:25

The power.

• 8:57:26

The power.

• 8:57:27

You want the power, don't you, Jack?

• 8:57:28

I gave them the power.

• 8:57:29

They need to not give whoever he gives his effect two rolls.

• 8:57:32

Oh, so if it was giving you power, you'd be allowing.

• 8:57:35

Me?

• 8:57:35

No.

• 8:57:36

Of course not.

• 8:57:38

I'm just the narrator.

• 8:57:39

I'm just.

• 8:57:40

I just rolled.

• 8:57:41

Deal for do.

• 8:57:42

That'll work out, Alex,

• 8:57:43

because next round I'll refresh your bane

• 8:57:45

and then you can use it.

• 8:57:47

I succeed.

• 8:57:48

He has advantages too.

• 8:57:49

That's 22, right?

• 8:57:50

Seven.

• 8:57:51

I succeed.

• 8:57:52

What'd you get?

• 8:57:53

17 plus nine.

• 8:57:55

26.

• 8:57:56

Very well, did you take your damage 10 points?

• 8:57:57

Yeah, but something weird going on.

• 8:57:59

Whenever I tried to take damage,

• 8:58:00

it dropped me to 27 for some reason.

• 8:58:02

Good.

• 8:58:03

I'm from 61 and I cannot heal myself.

• 8:58:06

I swear.

• 8:58:07

That makes sense.

• 8:58:08

I believe the game is trying to tell us something.

• 8:58:11

Who are we to argue with fate?

• 8:58:12

But he's a plus two.

• 8:58:13

I know.

• 8:58:14

That's not a software glitch.

• 8:58:15

It's a fake.

• 8:58:16

All right, I will shoot four times at the wounded.

• 8:58:19

Oh, at last start, at least started shooting.

• 8:58:21

Can you roll a damage?

• 8:58:23

One at a time.

• 8:58:25

He didn't roll a damage.

• 8:58:27

Do these guys have combat reflexes?

• 8:58:29

They do.

• 8:58:30

Fuck.

• 8:58:31

Oh.

• 8:58:32

No next attack on you.

• 8:58:33

We just found out.

• 8:58:35

Well, not yet.

• 8:58:35

First I do first roll.

• 8:58:37

Okay, go ahead.

• 8:58:39

That's 16 and I believe that's a hit.

• 8:58:42

Plus nine at 25.

• 8:58:44

26.

• 8:58:45

That's 26.

• 8:58:46

That is a hit.

• 8:58:48

27.

• 8:58:50

We still gotta do damage to you.

• 8:58:52

Damage, yeah.

• 8:58:54

I might not shoot again.

• 8:58:58

No.

• 8:58:59

Perfect.

• 8:59:00

No.

• 8:59:01

No, because you'll be dead.

• 8:59:03

And dead people don't heal again.

• 8:59:05

14, 14 plus 12.

• 8:59:07

I win at six minus 10.

• 8:59:09

16 damage to the wounded one as he did.

• 8:59:11

Then you take.

• 8:59:13

No, I don't yet.

• 8:59:14

Because I haven't prepared my next shot yet.

• 8:59:15

That is your second shot.

• 8:59:16

That's my first shot.

• 8:59:17

That's his first.

• 8:59:18

He had to do a thing to get it to focus right.

• 8:59:20

And then he fired.

• 8:59:21

Then you actually have to attack.

• 8:59:23

Okay.

• 8:59:24

Because you don't know he has combat reflexes.

• 8:59:27

Does he dead?

• 8:59:28

Because otherwise I'll shoot someone else.

• 8:59:29

I don't know how much damage he has.

• 8:59:30

I did.

• 8:59:31

16.

• 8:59:32

16.

• 8:59:33

Physical after modifiers.

• 8:59:33

Yeah.

• 8:59:34

So we got, so it's 90.

• 8:59:36

After his DR.

• 8:59:37

99.

• 8:59:38

99.

• 8:59:39

He is still alive.

• 8:59:39

Okay.

• 8:59:40

All right.

• 8:59:41

Can I take a shot?

• 8:59:42

Okay, you take.

• 8:59:43

I was just trying to figure out what was on the couch.

• 8:59:44

You got 10 damage.

• 8:59:44

I was checking to see if the cat were into something.

• 8:59:45

Okay, so 10 first.

• 8:59:46

I have something.

• 8:59:47

I have three total.

• 8:59:48

I was like, are they doing something?

• 8:59:49

Let me write it down.

• 8:59:50

Because this thing is not working.

• 8:59:53

Does any of this like fire damage or cold damage or anything?

• 8:59:55

Nope.

• 8:59:57

Nope, nope.

• 8:59:58

Nope.

• 9:00:00

All right.

• 9:00:01

And then I need the fever, right?

• 9:00:04

Does it do a demon, the demonic plague?

• 9:00:09

Don't need port safe.

• 9:00:11

Let's get diseased, please.

• 9:00:14

I rolled a 20.

• 9:00:15

Did you get bit?

• 9:00:17

I think I got a disease.

• 9:00:18

I think you, what was the disease resistance?

• 9:00:20

Did you roll advantage?

• 9:00:21

I used the hero point.

• 9:00:22

What was the disease resistance check?

• 9:00:24

22, right?

• 9:00:25

Did you roll, did you use advantage already?

• 9:00:27

Or your interaction?

• 9:00:28

No.

• 9:00:28

22 for the fortitude.

• 9:00:29

Yeah, I did.

• 9:00:30

So I used the hero point to make it 24.

• 9:00:33

Let's skip.

• 9:00:36

And then now I'm doing second shot at plus 10.

• 9:00:39

Okay.

• 9:00:44

24 misses.

• 9:00:46

Is that 14?

• 9:00:47

Yeah, 24 misses.

• 9:00:49

Third shot.

• 9:00:50

Is he attacking me again?

• 9:00:52

Yes.

• 9:00:53

Okay.

• 9:00:58

24 versus AC.

• 9:01:00

Hits.

• 9:01:01

Okay.

• 9:01:02

You're going to take,

• 9:01:05

three plus eight is 11 points of damage.

• 9:01:07

Okay.

• 9:01:07

And do a fortitude save.

• 9:01:08

Another fort save.

• 9:01:09

You're rolling two dice?

• 9:01:10

Yep, because I'm a black bonus.

• 9:01:13

Hits, so I'm good.

• 9:01:15

16 plus nine, 25.

• 9:01:17

I need those for fucking.

• 9:01:19

Fucking, come on.

• 9:01:19

Plus 10.

• 9:01:21

Plus 10, I need 15 plus.

• 9:01:23

25 chance.

• 9:01:26

Oh my God, miss miss.

• 9:01:29

I'm not even going to do this third shot.

• 9:01:30

It happens.

• 9:01:32

He may be out of attacks.

• 9:01:34

They only have a third.

• 9:01:35

Okay, third, oh it's a flutter blow, I have to.

• 9:01:38

That's what flutter is.

• 9:01:39

Yeah, just do it.

• 9:01:40

Last attack.

• 9:01:41

At plus five.

• 9:01:42

Let's do a side-o-month, let's go.

• 9:01:44

I hit.

• 9:01:45

What's your deck bonus?

• 9:01:47

Plus four.

• 9:01:47

So you have four attacks of opportunity.

• 9:01:51

All right.

• 9:01:52

Hit, what was it?

• 9:01:53

Hits.

• 9:01:55

The damage?

• 9:01:56

It is 31.

• 9:01:58

So damage.

• 9:02:00

11 points of damage, fortitude save.

• 9:02:02

Okay.

• 9:02:04

He's high again.

• 9:02:07

I get the fever.

• 9:02:09

Huh?

• 9:02:10

I am sick.

• 9:02:11

You are diseased.

• 9:02:12

You are now part of the demon plague.

• 9:02:15

Okay, my last shot.

• 9:02:17

You are gaining corruption by the minute.

• 9:02:20

I'm the last.

• 9:02:22

The giveaways are already started.

• 9:02:23

Get fucked.

• 9:02:24

Get fucked.

• 9:02:25

All right, well at least I can simmer a little bit.

• 9:02:27

I'm half dead though.

• 9:02:28

You're tryless.

• 9:02:29

Well, that one's almost dead.

• 9:02:32

All right.

• 9:02:32

One of the four.

• 9:02:33

I am next.

• 9:02:34

What the fuck?

• 9:02:35

I believe.

• 9:02:36

Magic missiles?

• 9:02:37

I still haven't gone.

• 9:02:38

That guy's almost dead.

• 9:02:40

Who's next?

• 9:02:41

Desolock the Denied.

• 9:02:44

That's true.

• 9:02:46

So we will use inspiration.

• 9:02:52

I'll immediately mark.

• 9:02:56

I will combat cast invisibility.

• 9:02:58

The new fin house is good.

• 9:03:00

There's the first die roll.

• 9:03:01

I already got it.

• 9:03:03

Invisibility combat cast.

• 9:03:05

So I'm invisible.

• 9:03:06

You are indeed invisible.

• 9:03:08

I'm gonna hope they can't detect me as I move away.

• 9:03:12

So move me eight squares back across the water.

• 9:03:15

As he begins to move.

• 9:03:17

They're going in the water?

• 9:03:19

No, I'm going past the water.

• 9:03:21

Okay.

• 9:03:23

They're going to both whippers.

• 9:03:25

I'm sorry, what?

• 9:03:25

They're both whipping you.

• 9:03:27

Okay, so they can see me?

• 9:03:28

Correct.

• 9:03:29

Okay, I'm not gonna do that.

• 9:03:30

Oh, well.

• 9:03:31

Plus 18. You're blurred though, right?

• 9:03:33

Yeah, but this is.

• 9:03:33

20%.

• 9:03:34

26 AC. Come on.

• 9:03:35

Possible crit.

• 9:03:37

Okay, sure.

• 9:03:37

I'm going to roll to confirm on the 18.

• 9:03:41

Plus 21.

• 9:03:42

They have true vision?

• 9:03:43

They do not.

• 9:03:44

They only give them a bonus.

• 9:03:47

It lets them know you're square.

• 9:03:48

They still have a 50% miss chance from invisibility.

• 9:03:51

No, they're minus eight to start with

• 9:03:53

because I'm fully invisible.

• 9:03:55

They saw you cast invisible.

• 9:03:57

Right, no, I got that.

• 9:03:59

When they strike, they're minus eight on their AC,

• 9:04:01

on their attack bonus immediately.

• 9:04:04

That's in addition to the blur.

• 9:04:05

And in addition to the invisibility.

• 9:04:07

Because they are blindly striking into a five foot area

• 9:04:10

not knowing exactly where I am.

• 9:04:12

They get to strike at a minus eight.

• 9:04:15

So, Pathfinder might be different than the rules you know.

• 9:04:21

They're blind fighting.

• 9:04:22

Correct.

• 9:04:23

Minus eight.

• 9:04:26

Do they have the blind fighting feat?

• 9:04:28

One second.

• 9:04:29

Because they can lower it to minus four if they did.

• 9:04:32

I love when he gets nerdy.

• 9:04:33

He's checking the rules.

• 9:04:39

Invisible people, unless you have true vision,

• 9:04:41

are actually kind of hard to hit.

• 9:04:44

No, it's for reals.

• 9:04:46

No, first you're minus eight.

• 9:04:48

But you're still, that's deflection.

• 9:04:49

You're still minus eight to hit

• 9:04:50

because you're blind fighting.

• 9:04:51

It's concealment, not deflection.

• 9:04:52

And it is.

• 9:04:56

You're blind fighting.

• 9:04:57

Yes, but you don't have negative attack benefits for it.

• 9:05:00

I get a plus eight AC, I believe.

• 9:05:03

No, no.

• 9:05:05

We are considered flat footed from you.

• 9:05:08

And you are considered 50% concealment from us.

• 9:05:11

So they're losing their dex bonus on their attack.

• 9:05:13

And unless we have a means by which to detect you,

• 9:05:16

we can't know your square.

• 9:05:17

So that's another benefit, invisible.

• 9:05:18

But you know my square.

• 9:05:20

I do because I'm sent.

• 9:05:21

Right.

• 9:05:22

All that does is let you know the square.

• 9:05:24

Correct.

• 9:05:25

And then I still suffer the miss chance.

• 9:05:28

Yeah, even if you had true sight, I think.

• 9:05:34

But I don't, my phone had my rule books on it.

• 9:05:37

So you need to look it up.

• 9:05:39

I'm positive.

• 9:05:40

See it says right here.

• 9:05:42

Even once a character has pinpointed the square

• 9:05:44

that contains an invisible creature,

• 9:05:46

the creature still benefits from total concealment,

• 9:05:48

50% miss chance, period.

• 9:05:50

No other effects.

• 9:05:53

So I've identified your square

• 9:05:54

and you still get the 50.

• 9:05:55

Can you look up blind fight really quick?

• 9:05:57

Blind fight is a feat in Pathfinder.

• 9:05:59

And it is.

• 9:05:59

Right, but there's a feat it triggers on.

• 9:06:01

So here's blind fight.

• 9:06:04

You are skilled at attacking opponents

• 9:06:06

that you cannot clearly perceive.

• 9:06:07

You benefit in melee.

• 9:06:09

Every time you miss because of concealment check,

• 9:06:11

you may reroll your miss chance percentile roll one time

• 9:06:14

to see if you actually hit blind fight combat.

• 9:06:15

Okay, so let's see.

• 9:06:16

We got it right.

• 9:06:17

I don't remember where I got the minus eight from this.

• 9:06:19

So that is going to be a 18 plus eight is 26 versus AC.

• 9:06:30

I have 26.

• 9:06:31

So that's a confirmation on the critical hit.

• 9:06:33

Okay.

• 9:06:34

Now one is ahead.

• 9:06:35

Okay, so now you have to roll the 50% on both.

• 9:06:38

Correct.

• 9:06:39

So which one are you doing?

• 9:06:39

That is correct.

• 9:06:40

So we will do on an 11 or higher, I will hit.

• 9:06:44

We will do the critical strike first.

• 9:06:45

Okay.

• 9:06:52

Do you hear that?

• 9:06:53

And this is a whip, right?

• 9:06:54

Can they hear that?

• 9:06:55

Because I have.

• 9:06:56

Oh yeah, they can hear.

• 9:06:57

This my friends.

• 9:06:59

It sounds like those balls that go back and forth.

• 9:07:01

Oh yeah.

• 9:07:02

It is a seven.

• 9:07:08

Oh, that's a miss.

• 9:07:08

Okay.

• 9:07:09

Now the normal strike.

• 9:07:11

You hear this my friends.

• 9:07:12

That's a much lesser talk.

• 9:07:18

One.

• 9:07:19

Yeah.

• 9:07:19

I was right.

• 9:07:20

God invisibility sucks.

• 9:07:23

I didn't say it sucked.

• 9:07:25

I thought it was just a little.

• 9:07:27

You continued to move.

• 9:07:28

I've done.

• 9:07:29

I finished my move.

• 9:07:31

You wait, why did you get to the light?

• 9:07:33

Cause there's two guys on me.

• 9:07:34

Oh, one guy burned all of his attacks on him.

• 9:07:37

It could be like four times.

• 9:07:37

This is an opportunity attack.

• 9:07:38

Yeah, but he used all four on him.

• 9:07:40

Yeah.

• 9:07:41

He's done.

• 9:07:42

It doesn't matter.

• 9:07:43

I got it.

• 9:07:44

I'm clear.

• 9:07:44

Well it does, but it doesn't because they both missed.

• 9:07:48

It's all clear.

• 9:07:49

That's a lock.

• 9:07:51

Finished.

• 9:07:51

That was my move.

• 9:07:52

I might have been.

• 9:07:53

The light is with you.

• 9:07:54

The light is with him.

• 9:07:55

The light is with you.

• 9:07:56

The light is with you.

• 9:07:57

The darkness has been repelled.

• 9:07:58

May the light be with you.

• 9:07:59

I'm moving into attack.

• 9:08:00

That guy's almost dead.

• 9:08:01

One of them at least is almost dead.

• 9:08:02

I'm on the ground, so I don't know what you want me to do.

• 9:08:05

How do you bleed?

• 9:08:05

You need to stabilize.

• 9:08:08

I can stabilize myself.

• 9:08:09

I put my hand on myself and I stabilized myself.

• 9:08:12

You're below zero.

• 9:08:13

No, I'm four.

• 9:08:14

Yeah.

• 9:08:15

Oh, she's not down.

• 9:08:16

Oh, she's not down?

• 9:08:17

Yeah.

• 9:08:18

She was a negative 10, but I'm four.

• 9:08:19

I'm just laying down.

• 9:08:21

And if I get up, I think he gets an attack of opportunity,

• 9:08:24

so I'm not gonna be down.

• 9:08:25

Yeah, standing on.

• 9:08:26

I feel like it was skipped last round.

• 9:08:30

Heal line self?

• 9:08:31

No, you know you're coming up.

• 9:08:33

You know I'm back in rotation.

• 9:08:34

Yeah, you're right after Adept.

• 9:08:36

I am going to heal myself.

• 9:08:41

Okay.

• 9:08:41

She came in and changed her order, remember?

• 9:08:44

With ever strongest to delayed and then came in.

• 9:08:46

Yeah, I just don't remember going last round.

• 9:08:48

Oh, you went last round.

• 9:08:50

No, I didn't.

• 9:08:51

You only had to throw your cat.

• 9:08:52

And you were like, no, throw my cat.

• 9:08:54

Because you were up and he was in turn.

• 9:08:56

He said, throw your cat at him.

• 9:08:57

One per cast.

• 9:08:58

No, that was two rounds ago, wasn't it?

• 9:08:59

And you drank a potion.

• 9:09:00

I did, but I thought that was two rounds ago.

• 9:09:03

That's okay.

• 9:09:04

Last round.

• 9:09:04

The rabbit was super slow.

• 9:09:05

Yeah, they are.

• 9:09:06

Okay, 16 HP to myself.

• 9:09:08

16 HP to her.

• 9:09:11

I'm gonna stay on the ground though,

• 9:09:12

because I don't want to incur an attack

• 9:09:13

of opportunity necessarily.

• 9:09:15

I'm putting my shield up in front of him.

• 9:09:16

How did you get hit points?

• 9:09:18

He healed me.

• 9:09:19

He went.

• 9:09:19

You said you gave 16 points to yourself.

• 9:09:21

Just now, yeah.

• 9:09:22

How?

• 9:09:23

I was at four HP.

• 9:09:24

I'm laying on the ground, four HP.

• 9:09:25

You drank a potion?

• 9:09:26

No, I healed myself.

• 9:09:27

I have cure light wounds.

• 9:09:28

Did you cast that defensively with a concentration check?

• 9:09:32

Do I need to?

• 9:09:33

Yeah.

• 9:09:34

Sure.

• 9:09:35

Unless you have land hands.

• 9:09:36

Sure.

• 9:09:37

Unless you're an oracle with the life revelation

• 9:09:39

that allows you to cast those

• 9:09:40

without incurring opportunity attack.

• 9:09:41

Okay, sure.

• 9:09:42

I will do it.

• 9:09:45

I guess.

• 9:09:46

So you're gonna check with concentration.

• 9:09:48

Yes, inspiration from my homies.

• 9:09:51

From the homies.

• 9:09:52

The homies, thank you homies.

• 9:09:55

What do I need to hit?

• 9:09:56

Just 10 and above, right?

• 9:09:57

Concentration check will be the level of the spell is what?

• 9:10:00

Level two.

• 9:10:02

So it's gonna be twice the level of the spell plus 15.

• 9:10:04

It'll be a 19 DC.

• 9:10:05

What?

• 9:10:06

And you add your concentration value to a D20 roll.

• 9:10:09

I believe.

• 9:10:11

So you have 10 as your highest roll.

• 9:10:12

Your concentration check, if you tap the spell.

• 9:10:15

Tap it.

• 9:10:16

Tappy, tappy, tap.

• 9:10:17

At the bottom, it says concentration is what?

• 9:10:19

Cast defensively.

• 9:10:20

Plus 11 versus DC 19.

• 9:10:22

You rolled a 21.

• 9:10:23

Yep.

• 9:10:24

You succeed.

• 9:10:25

And the spell bursts into reality.

• 9:10:28

Okay.

• 9:10:29

From your mind to the world.

• 9:10:34

Careful wounds.

• 9:10:35

He's like, what the?

• 9:10:36

He's like, Jim!

• 9:10:40

I'm gonna charge the damaged one.

• 9:10:42

And I'm gonna use my net 20.

• 9:10:46

So.

• 9:10:47

I think you might have to shoot it

• 9:10:49

because I think it's 10 feet in the air.

• 9:10:50

No, it didn't say it went back up.

• 9:10:54

So I should be able to charge him.

• 9:10:56

What are you doing?

• 9:10:58

The one that was damaged,

• 9:10:59

I should be able to charge that one still, yeah?

• 9:11:02

What would preclude you from charging it?

• 9:11:05

He thinks it's still up in the air out of the range.

• 9:11:09

It is 10 feet up.

• 9:11:14

You have a bow?

• 9:11:14

I don't have a bow.

• 9:11:15

However, I assume this is your character?

• 9:11:17

Nope, I'm the one with the cat.

• 9:11:19

I'm the ogre.

• 9:11:20

This unfortunately is like a raised rock.

• 9:11:23

Okay.

• 9:11:24

So that's not really chargeable.

• 9:11:25

I would consider it blocking your charge

• 9:11:26

unless you have some type of flight.

• 9:11:28

I don't.

• 9:11:30

Very well.

• 9:11:31

In which case, the charge does not seem likely.

• 9:11:36

I'm gonna charge the non,

• 9:11:38

the guy that's in the line of sight.

• 9:11:41

Unfortunately, because your charge angle

• 9:11:47

intersects with two of your allies.

• 9:11:49

Two, if it was one, it would have been okay.

• 9:11:50

If it were not, that would be good.

• 9:11:54

Even one obstructs a charge.

• 9:11:56

It's more.

• 9:12:01

Okay, let's see what I can do that would be beneficial.

• 9:12:03

Having a spouse, the owner of this app watching.

• 9:12:06

I was at 20 and now I'm at 19.

• 9:12:10

I have no idea what.

• 9:12:11

Alex had a weird nurse.

• 9:12:12

That'd be cool though if they did honestly.

• 9:12:14

Like, have an active GMC in apps that just mess with you.

• 9:12:18

It was 20 and now it's 19.

• 9:12:20

I don't know why.

• 9:12:21

We've had three people running the weird bugs with apps.

• 9:12:23

I don't know.

• 9:12:23

I've never seen something like this before.

• 9:12:24

I didn't touch anything and I was like,

• 9:12:25

what's it looking now?

• 9:12:26

I'm trying to figure it out.

• 9:12:27

What if you had a puzzle app?

• 9:12:28

So if you'd add puzzles.

• 9:12:29

That's right.

• 9:12:31

Where you have random people that peer to peer you

• 9:12:36

and you have like a competitive,

• 9:12:38

weird movie to the puzzle game against that person.

• 9:12:42

What are we looking for?

• 9:12:43

That'd be kind of cool.

• 9:12:44

Enemy Tetris.

• 9:12:45

Yeah, Enemy Tetris.

• 9:12:48

Arrow of Eruption?

• 9:12:49

Hand on Snow.

• 9:12:52

Oh no.

• 9:12:53

You just gave away a multi-million dollar idea

• 9:12:56

to several thousand people on the internet.

• 9:12:58

Someone said that that horse is menacing.

• 9:13:02

The board.

• 9:13:03

It will be.

• 9:13:05

He's like, you just wait till my day.

• 9:13:06

That horse is menacing.

• 9:13:09

Then somebody says you nay menacingly.

• 9:13:11

I'm doing it.

• 9:13:13

I'm kissing you.

• 9:13:14

Just kidding.

• 9:13:15

Just kidding.

• 9:13:16

Just kidding.

• 9:13:17

Just kidding.

• 9:13:18

Just kidding.

• 9:13:19

Never be able to enable me.

• 9:13:24

I am the eternal stud.

• 9:13:31

Jim.

• 9:13:34

Bring me my nightmare.

• 9:13:41

That's good.

• 9:13:42

That's good.

• 9:13:43

That was good.

• 9:13:46

I like that.

• 9:13:47

Bring me my nightmare.

• 9:13:53

Oh my God, I like that.

• 9:13:55

That's so good.

• 9:13:56

You got to have Snowball on the wounded one.

• 9:13:58

Which one?

• 9:13:59

Snowball.

• 9:14:00

Snowball.

• 9:14:01

Yes.

• 9:14:02

He might be resistant, but we don't know.

• 9:14:03

What is Snowball?

• 9:14:04

He's a one to six.

• 9:14:05

I'm pretty sure he's damage per castle level.

• 9:14:11

Six.

• 9:14:11

Yeah, so six to six.

• 9:14:13

Oh, you first need to do attach attack, right?

• 9:14:15

For Snowball.

• 9:14:16

Someone said would hate to run a foul on him.

• 9:14:20

Can the magic nat 20?

• 9:14:25

What?

• 9:14:26

Can magic nat 20?

• 9:14:28

If it's a d20 roll, that's an attack.

• 9:14:30

Snowball.

• 9:14:31

Nat 20.

• 9:14:32

Actually anything, just a d20 roll.

• 9:14:33

Okay, so he still needs to confirm.

• 9:14:34

Yeah.

• 9:14:35

You're confirming what?

• 9:14:36

Snowball.

• 9:14:37

Snowball.

• 9:14:38

That's a check.

• 9:14:39

You have to attack with it.

• 9:14:40

Yeah, correct.

• 9:14:41

Then you have advantages.

• 9:14:42

Nat 20.

• 9:14:43

I'm going to use a nat 20.

• 9:14:44

You may roll a nat 20.

• 9:14:46

Roll to confirm.

• 9:14:47

You have a lot of nat 20s.

• 9:14:48

You have four nat 20s.

• 9:14:49

You can use another nat 20 to confirm.

• 9:14:51

No, you can't.

• 9:14:51

No, we said you can't do that.

• 9:14:53

Unbelievable.

• 9:14:55

No.

• 9:14:55

That was close.

• 9:14:56

That is a negatory.

• 9:14:57

So you're using one?

• 9:14:58

One nat 20?

• 9:14:59

Just take that.

• 9:15:00

He is sad.

• 9:15:01

Okay, roll 66.

• 9:15:01

And what type of damage is it?

• 9:15:03

No.

• 9:15:04

Cold?

• 9:15:05

It's cold.

• 9:15:05

No.

• 9:15:06

Snow damage.

• 9:15:07

I hit you with a Snowball.

• 9:15:08

It's holy snow.

• 9:15:09

Does it have spell resistance?

• 9:15:12

Probably.

• 9:15:13

It's holy snow.

• 9:15:15

It could be holy snow.

• 9:15:17

It's R plus six.

• 9:15:19

It's a radiant snowball.

• 9:15:20

Okay.

• 9:15:20

Yes.

• 9:15:21

I...

• 9:15:24

Can I intervene with my goddess?

• 9:15:27

To remove spell resistance for one round?

• 9:15:28

No.

• 9:15:30

He's almost dead.

• 9:15:31

We're one creature.

• 9:15:32

How many intervene with your gods are there?

• 9:15:34

We have one left.

• 9:15:35

We have two left.

• 9:15:36

We have two left or one?

• 9:15:36

I have two left.

• 9:15:37

Two, do we?

• 9:15:38

Sure.

• 9:15:39

We have two.

• 9:15:40

We have two.

• 9:15:41

Five.

• 9:15:41

Seven.

• 9:15:42

Ten.

• 9:15:43

Ten.

• 9:15:44

How many?

• 9:15:45

How many?

• 9:15:46

I had four.

• 9:15:46

Invoke patron.

• 9:15:47

There should be two left.

• 9:15:48

There's more than two.

• 9:15:49

Well, if we're running low on check,

• 9:15:50

we've got to fix that.

• 9:15:51

John has two.

• 9:15:52

I have more now.

• 9:15:53

Alex has two.

• 9:15:54

Yeah, I have two.

• 9:15:55

And Zim has one.

• 9:15:56

Oh, Zim has one.

• 9:15:57

I think I can use his own pastry.

• 9:15:57

Yeah.

• 9:15:59

Oh.

• 9:15:59

Why is his tail so big?

• 9:16:02

It's all fluffy.

• 9:16:02

You might wanna roll the...

• 9:16:03

I don't know.

• 9:16:04

Are you going crazy?

• 9:16:05

I don't know, but his tail's like...

• 9:16:06

Yeah.

• 9:16:07

It's a place to die.

• 9:16:07

I'm like, oh, where is the computer?

• 9:16:09

Oh, it's here.

• 9:16:10

Look at his tail.

• 9:16:13

What's happening?

• 9:16:13

What'd you roll?

• 9:16:14

I don't know, snowball.

• 9:16:15

He just rolled you.

• 9:16:16

How much?

• 9:16:17

I don't know.

• 9:16:18

Do I roll for half or anything?

• 9:16:19

What?

• 9:16:20

What's the snowball?

• 9:16:21

It's not even...

• 9:16:21

It works on it.

• 9:16:22

Oh, your SR.

• 9:16:23

Oh, you can use a nat 20 on your SR.

• 9:16:24

Oh, that's true.

• 9:16:26

Yellow, I have nat 20s to sell you.

• 9:16:29

I will?

• 9:16:29

How many does he have?

• 9:16:30

He has now three left.

• 9:16:32

Now you only have three left.

• 9:16:34

Yeah.

• 9:16:35

Because he just used one.

• 9:16:36

You succeeded.

• 9:16:36

How much damage?

• 9:16:37

Just 20.

• 9:16:39

So he only takes 10.

• 9:16:41

Okay.

• 9:16:42

Well, I thought that second nat 20 would have negative.

• 9:16:47

So I will use one nat 20.

• 9:16:48

Oh, you're gonna use one, okay.

• 9:16:49

Yeah, so that's 10 damage.

• 9:16:51

And he's at...

• 9:16:52

No, no, no, you used two nat 20s.

• 9:16:54

Spell resistance and the critical hit.

• 9:16:56

Okay, snowball special rule is the wings are frozen

• 9:16:58

to the body.

• 9:16:59

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 9:17:00

Spell, no, I got it.

• 9:17:01

So you rolled the hit.

• 9:17:02

Yeah.

• 9:17:02

Nat 20.

• 9:17:03

And on spell resistance, you didn't roll, did you?

• 9:17:05

Yeah, he said nat 20.

• 9:17:07

No.

• 9:17:08

No.

• 9:17:08

So you either roll and get six.

• 9:17:11

I didn't roll for spell resistance.

• 9:17:13

Do you want a nat 20 or do you want to roll?

• 9:17:15

He said he nat 20ed it.

• 9:17:16

Oh, no, not for that.

• 9:17:17

Do you want to roll for that or no?

• 9:17:19

It's high.

• 9:17:20

It's like very high.

• 9:17:21

It's a 22, which means you would have to roll a 16.

• 9:17:25

Or above.

• 9:17:26

Yeah.

• 9:17:26

Or above.

• 9:17:27

It's better to roll than the other.

• 9:17:28

You use nat 20.

• 9:17:29

You still have more left.

• 9:17:30

There you go.

• 9:17:31

Now, the effect occurs.

• 9:17:32

He has resist cold 10.

• 9:17:34

So 10 damage.

• 9:17:34

10 damage.

• 9:17:36

And that's it.

• 9:17:37

Like in an anime, it encases him in ice.

• 9:17:39

His wings are folded to the side and he drops to the ground.

• 9:17:41

And then like in the anime, he shivers

• 9:17:45

and the ice explodes off his body.

• 9:17:47

He already shattered.

• 9:17:48

Damien, is it dead?

• 9:17:49

109.

• 9:17:50

109?

• 9:17:51

It is.

• 9:17:51

109 damage.

• 9:17:52

Please.

• 9:17:54

Oh, not what you did.

• 9:17:56

Not what I did.

• 9:17:57

Anybody may wake a heal check.

• 9:18:00

A heal check?

• 9:18:01

Yep.

• 9:18:02

I have a plus nine to heal check.

• 9:18:03

Anybody get?

• 9:18:04

Like as many of us?

• 9:18:05

Anybody, if you have a heal check.

• 9:18:06

Okay, yeah, I'll make a heal check.

• 9:18:07

Go for it.

• 9:18:08

What's he at?

• 9:18:09

10 what?

• 9:18:10

109.

• 9:18:11

109.

• 9:18:12

26.

• 9:18:12

17 plus nine.

• 9:18:14

I did a 20.

• 9:18:15

Nat 20.

• 9:18:16

He has 28 points remaining.

• 9:18:20

And it is their go.

• 9:18:21

We can't win this.

• 9:18:22

There's only three more, so we're fine.

• 9:18:24

We can't win this.

• 9:18:26

If we kill the original and the summons are away.

• 9:18:28

26?

• 9:18:29

He doesn't even take any damage yet.

• 9:18:30

I rolled a 26.

• 9:18:32

No, the original that summoned him

• 9:18:33

is the one that blew high with all the hurts.

• 9:18:35

Yeah, I know, but no, no, that's the hurt one.

• 9:18:37

No, that was the one that blew high.

• 9:18:39

Well, if he died, the rest are gonna go away, right?

• 9:18:41

I thought we were gonna go.

• 9:18:42

Yeah, let's just say that.

• 9:18:43

Wait, wait, no, no, no.

• 9:18:44

It's not even damaged.

• 9:18:45

Like we can't even do anything.

• 9:18:47

It's because this one's fresh.

• 9:18:49

Yeah, yeah.

• 9:18:50

What'd he have?

• 9:18:50

That's not the one that was...

• 9:18:52

Where's the one that went high?

• 9:18:53

Yeah, this is the one that went high.

• 9:18:54

No, he was here.

• 9:18:55

The one that went high.

• 9:18:56

He flew up.

• 9:18:56

Shot to shit and almost died.

• 9:18:57

No, this one charged right there.

• 9:18:58

Nope.

• 9:18:59

No, no, no.

• 9:19:00

That is what happened.

• 9:19:01

No, I know that.

• 9:19:02

That was the one that was over there and there was confusion.

• 9:19:05

I had moved its model.

• 9:19:06

It flew up here and I set the model there.

• 9:19:09

You moved the green one up.

• 9:19:11

To attack her.

• 9:19:12

Nope.

• 9:19:13

Because you moved it up first.

• 9:19:13

And that was the one that was somebody.

• 9:19:14

Margaret, did this one attack you?

• 9:19:16

Yes, but that was also the one that went up

• 9:19:18

and that was somebody.

• 9:19:19

No, no, that was the one that went up.

• 9:19:20

No, it wasn't.

• 9:19:21

Yeah, because I said this one charges.

• 9:19:22

Right, no, but then when you attack Margaret,

• 9:19:24

you may have grabbed the wrong one.

• 9:19:25

Wasn't that the one you said was 10 feet up?

• 9:19:26

Because didn't you try to...

• 9:19:27

No, this is 10 feet up.

• 9:19:28

This one flew up 30.

• 9:19:29

No, but that was also one that went up 60,

• 9:19:30

I thought you said.

• 9:19:32

Someone pull the tapes.

• 9:19:32

Pull the tapes.

• 9:19:33

We got the tapes.

• 9:19:34

I think I'm right on this one, but.

• 9:19:35

It's okay.

• 9:19:36

The green one.

• 9:19:37

You're definitely right, Tim.

• 9:19:38

We said that the one that was damaged.

• 9:19:40

Yeah.

• 9:19:41

He said the opposite and you guys moved the six,

• 9:19:43

seven points over.

• 9:19:44

No, because that's the same.

• 9:19:45

If the green one was the one that damaged.

• 9:19:47

So this one's taken seven points.

• 9:19:50

Yes, but we moved that away because you,

• 9:19:51

everybody, you responded.

• 9:19:53

I'm fine with moving it back.

• 9:19:54

This one gets seven more hit points.

• 9:19:55

So he's not at 28.

• 9:19:56

He's down to negative 35 remaining.

• 9:20:00

And this one has seven.

• 9:20:01

I'm okay with that.

• 9:20:03

All I know is the one that someone was super hurt.

• 9:20:05

Oh, then it should be reversed.

• 9:20:07

That's 102.

• 9:20:09

The one that did the summoning is the one that's super hurt.

• 9:20:12

So however that is.

• 9:20:13

The one that did the summoning is the one that's super hurt.

• 9:20:14

You said it only had seven when he asked you.

• 9:20:16

No, the red one that had done nothing

• 9:20:18

and didn't do the summoning only has seven.

• 9:20:19

So this one has full hit points.

• 9:20:21

Yeah.

• 9:20:22

No.

• 9:20:23

Seven plus whatever we did.

• 9:20:23

One of them only has seven, right?

• 9:20:25

The one way over there.

• 9:20:26

This one has seven.

• 9:20:27

Correct.

• 9:20:28

It's done.

• 9:20:28

Yes.

• 9:20:29

Okay.

• 9:20:30

There you go.

• 9:20:31

Which is the one that did the summoning?

• 9:20:34

The green one.

• 9:20:35

No, I think you and Steve are having a disagreement.

• 9:20:38

The, which one did the summoning?

• 9:20:40

This one.

• 9:20:40

That one is severely injured.

• 9:20:42

No.

• 9:20:43

Hold on, Sam.

• 9:20:43

We need to take whatever you think.

• 9:20:44

I am telling you that is severely injured.

• 9:20:47

Here's what I will allow as the GM you guys to choose

• 9:20:51

because it matters more what you have thought.

• 9:20:52

This one definitely cast.

• 9:20:54

Whether he's severely injured or not, I don't care.

• 9:20:55

You can assign the damage as you wish.

• 9:20:57

He is severely injured.

• 9:20:58

Okay, that's fine.

• 9:20:59

The green one has seven damage on him.

• 9:21:02

The red one is up in the dark.

• 9:21:04

He is cast backwards from.

• 9:21:05

That's fine.

• 9:21:06

The one that fled is the one that was severely injured

• 9:21:08

that we couldn't kill.

• 9:21:09

That's the green.

• 9:21:10

Okay.

• 9:21:11

So to retro damage.

• 9:21:12

It was not the green one.

• 9:21:13

It was the red one.

• 9:21:13

92 damage on that one.

• 9:21:15

And seven plus whatever you did.

• 9:21:18

No, I'd never touched.

• 9:21:19

You did the seven too.

• 9:21:21

The one that was over there.

• 9:21:22

I know, but what I'm saying,

• 9:21:23

we're trying to retro and fix stuff.

• 9:21:25

So 92 damage on that one

• 9:21:27

and then 70 damage on this green one.

• 9:21:29

Correct.

• 9:21:30

Seven on that one in 102.

• 9:21:32

Because we'll.

• 9:21:33

Right, because he did snow on both.

• 9:21:35

So what do you guys want to do?

• 9:21:36

The green one has seven damage on it.

• 9:21:40

No.

• 9:21:41

And the red one has 102 damage on it.

• 9:21:42

Here's the thing.

• 9:21:42

I actually don't mind where the damage lives.

• 9:21:44

I'll let you guys assign it as you want.

• 9:21:46

Just add what the total is and divide as you wish.

• 9:21:48

One has seven, one has 102.

• 9:21:50

Is that what you guys want?

• 9:21:51

Yes.

• 9:21:52

Whether that was it or not, I don't care.

• 9:21:53

Yeah, the damaged one has 90, 100.

• 9:21:56

So this one's 102.

• 9:21:58

And it's up in the darkness right now.

• 9:21:59

Yes.

• 9:22:00

And this one is?

• 9:22:01

Seven.

• 9:22:02

It's seven.

• 9:22:03

Okay, and it's down inside.

• 9:22:04

We're just trying to square up everything.

• 9:22:05

Inside your.

• 9:22:07

Field of influence.

• 9:22:08

Okay.

• 9:22:09

Got it.

• 9:22:11

Are you under?

• 9:22:12

I'm laying down and I'm like,

• 9:22:16

I was like stealth healing myself.

• 9:22:17

Like.

• 9:22:18

Five foot step.

• 9:22:19

Touching my tummy and I covering myself.

• 9:22:22

Using my shield as a blanket.

• 9:22:23

He'll do his 20 foot.

• 9:22:25

He's 10 feet away, so 15.

• 9:22:26

He'll do 20 foot attack.

• 9:22:28

With three whips.

• 9:22:29

What's the armor of the target?

• 9:22:32

Because it's a duel.

• 9:22:34

It's not physical damage.

• 9:22:37

Wait, who are you attacking?

• 9:22:38

First one plus 18.

• 9:22:40

It's him.

• 9:22:41

It's him, okay.

• 9:22:42

Zim has plus one.

• 9:22:43

27.

• 9:22:44

This is non-lethal.

• 9:22:44

This is non-lethal damage.

• 9:22:45

It's okay, it still takes him under.

• 9:22:47

No, it gets him to zero.

• 9:22:48

He stops at zero.

• 9:22:50

And if he does, he goes under.

• 9:22:52

It's a combination of his non-lethal damage

• 9:22:55

and lethal damage.

• 9:22:56

He's left with lethal damage zero.

• 9:22:58

Okay, when he gets to zero as non-lethal,

• 9:23:00

then you start doing physical at the top of his hit point.

• 9:23:02

Look up non-lethal damage.

• 9:23:04

Right, and then you start doing physical damage

• 9:23:06

at the top of his hit point.

• 9:23:08

Just look it up.

• 9:23:09

Look up non-lethal damage.

• 9:23:11

Okay.

• 9:23:13

Oh, that one hit.

• 9:23:15

It was a 27, correct?

• 9:23:16

20, yeah, that hit something, 26.

• 9:23:17

This one's plus 13, 21.

• 9:23:19

Miss.

• 9:23:20

Okay, and plus eight.

• 9:23:21

Misses.

• 9:23:22

That's a D6 plus eight.

• 9:23:25

12 points up.

• 9:23:30

And are you already diseased?

• 9:23:32

Yeah.

• 9:23:33

Oh yeah, this renders the creature knocked unconscious

• 9:23:35

but not killed outright.

• 9:23:36

That's what I said.

• 9:23:37

Right, but any additional damage

• 9:23:40

goes to the original health

• 9:23:42

until that gets to zero and then it takes him to the next.

• 9:23:44

All I'm saying is, this is what I said.

• 9:23:46

You're still knocked unconscious

• 9:23:47

and you guys kept saying, no, it doesn't.

• 9:23:49

Well, you're knocked to zero.

• 9:23:50

No, this specific attack doesn't work.

• 9:23:52

It does, you are knocked unconscious.

• 9:23:53

Okay, gotcha.

• 9:23:55

All right, those are all your attacks.

• 9:23:58

This one is going to-

• 9:24:00

They're all their attacks

• 9:24:01

but my cat still gets to attack.

• 9:24:04

If you want to choose, yeah.

• 9:24:06

Yeah. Alex.

• 9:24:06

It's my turn right now.

• 9:24:08

Did you want to do that on your turn?

• 9:24:09

How does healing affect me?

• 9:24:09

You could have done that.

• 9:24:10

Did you want to do that?

• 9:24:11

Because you just went.

• 9:24:12

Yeah.

• 9:24:13

What do you want to do?

• 9:24:14

So, the bingo pulse heals all of it?

• 9:24:15

Well, I guess it's not within range, so nevermind.

• 9:24:18

So, you don't want to do that on your turn?

• 9:24:19

Yeah.

• 9:24:20

You can move over there if you want.

• 9:24:22

Is that the huge-

• 9:24:23

Is he ground level?

• 9:24:23

No, he's 10 feet up.

• 9:24:24

Yeah.

• 9:24:25

So, no, I can't.

• 9:24:26

So, Alex is saying, and we're looking this up,

• 9:24:30

that one channel will full heal everybody.

• 9:24:32

Non-lethal damage.

• 9:24:33

That is correct.

• 9:24:34

Okay.

• 9:24:35

So, you don't have to do,

• 9:24:36

because it's non-lethal damage,

• 9:24:37

one heal is 100% heal.

• 9:24:40

Only for people with non-lethal damage.

• 9:24:41

Well, up to their lethal level.

• 9:24:42

Which is people that satisfy plus one and plus three.

• 9:24:44

Does the armor,

• 9:24:46

does the bravest plus one counts as

• 9:24:48

magical armor plus one?

• 9:24:52

Yeah, but the whips is what-

• 9:24:54

Bracers of defense plus one counts as

• 9:24:57

magical armor plus one.

• 9:24:59

Because it acts as my regular armor.

• 9:25:00

You have to look it up.

• 9:25:01

Does it say plus one AC armor?

• 9:25:02

If it does, then unless-

• 9:25:03

Yeah, it does.

• 9:25:04

If the bracers confer an armor benefit to AC-

• 9:25:06

You don't need to merge the channel.

• 9:25:08

Just one channel heals everybody.

• 9:25:09

So, I have non-lethal then.

• 9:25:12

As well, 45 non-lethal.

• 9:25:14

Yeah, whips are good, but they have a weakness.

• 9:25:17

Yeah, if you channel, get all the heal back.

• 9:25:21

Okay, this one's going to-

• 9:25:23

Who's this?

• 9:25:25

That's the healer.

• 9:25:27

I'll find for a second.

• 9:25:29

I'll full attack.

• 9:25:32

Not Pope Francis.

• 9:25:33

Not 18.

• 9:25:34

That's me.

• 9:25:35

You've hired AC the new fisherman.

• 9:25:36

Hits on a 24, I believe.

• 9:25:38

I'm on 21.

• 9:25:40

24 plus 13.

• 9:25:43

Hits on a 23.

• 9:25:45

Plus eight.

• 9:25:46

Hits on a 22.

• 9:25:47

And then the bite attack plus 12.

• 9:25:49

Hits on a 22.

• 9:25:51

We're all hit.

• 9:25:52

It's going to be one D8 plus three.

• 9:25:54

It's going to be four.

• 9:25:55

Plus three D6.

• 9:26:00

Seven.

• 9:26:03

Seven plus five is 12.

• 9:26:05

Plus 24.

• 9:26:06

24 and 12, 36.

• 9:26:08

36 plus seven.

• 9:26:11

43.

• 9:26:12

43 total points of damage.

• 9:26:14

Non-lethal.

• 9:26:15

Yep.

• 9:26:28

Okay.

• 9:26:29

That's that guy.

• 9:26:30

How you doing?

• 9:26:32

Okay.

• 9:26:34

A little bit of pain.

• 9:26:34

Now, I just-

• 9:26:35

Hey buddy, want to go for one soda?

• 9:26:37

He's like, are you ready for another can?

• 9:26:39

He's like, you want another bite?

• 9:26:42

I'm going to perform a heal check

• 9:26:44

to determine your health.

• 9:26:47

Oh, he's trying to be like, hmm.

• 9:26:51

They're pitting again.

• 9:26:56

Yeah, Francis, you made those tiny little stabby stabs.

• 9:26:59

How much health do you have remaining?

• 9:27:01

Do I have to tell you?

• 9:27:02

You do, because I rolled a 36.

• 9:27:05

I have three health remaining.

• 9:27:11

This one will fly.

• 9:27:11

I have 20.

• 9:27:15

I will perform.

• 9:27:17

Flip it.

• 9:27:19

Do you have plus one to armor at all?

• 9:27:22

Oh, I'm sure he's a cleric.

• 9:27:23

I'm sure he has some armor.

• 9:27:25

That's 18.

• 9:27:27

Ooh.

• 9:27:28

Possible crit.

• 9:27:29

I think we might need to flee.

• 9:27:30

We're going to roll to eight.

• 9:27:31

There's no flee.

• 9:27:31

I've been saying-

• 9:27:32

Yeah.

• 9:27:33

They fly past, but then we can't move.

• 9:27:34

So we can run into the cave.

• 9:27:35

It's going to do-

• 9:27:36

We are in the cave.

• 9:27:37

Well, is that the exit?

• 9:27:38

Plus out into the cave.

• 9:27:39

The exit is huge.

• 9:27:41

It's going to be seven plus 16,

• 9:27:43

a total of 23 points of damage.

• 9:27:46

It's non-lethal, but correct.

• 9:27:48

But if we just ran and hit it

• 9:27:50

underneath the mushrooms-

• 9:27:50

We fall unconscious.

• 9:27:51

Yeah, we gotta do something.

• 9:27:52

I don't think we can take them.

• 9:27:54

Maybe we should fight underneath the mushrooms, right?

• 9:27:56

Yeah, we're still getting a bucket of sticks.

• 9:27:58

I think we just keep going.

• 9:27:59

Yeah, we can't have this good.

• 9:28:01

We just run through the cavern.

• 9:28:02

Not against three.

• 9:28:04

They're gonna chase you down and kill you.

• 9:28:06

They'll get tired of us.

• 9:28:07

Nah, we just die.

• 9:28:08

They'll get tired of us.

• 9:28:09

Rylos!

• 9:28:10

As they're picking their feet.

• 9:28:11

Rylos can come up here and kick some booty.

• 9:28:14

You definitely can start killing these things quickly.

• 9:28:16

With your crossbow.

• 9:28:17

With my hooves.

• 9:28:19

It's a shortbow, but it's glimmer to look at.

• 9:28:22

All right.

• 9:28:23

How does a horse use a crossbow?

• 9:28:25

He has hooped fingers, so he can operate them.

• 9:28:28

Finger hooves.

• 9:28:29

That's creepy.

• 9:28:30

Each finger is a hoof.

• 9:28:32

Think horse-atar.

• 9:28:33

Think horse-tar.

• 9:28:36

More like minotaur more than a horse.

• 9:28:38

So like, a minotaur doesn't have a human upper body.

• 9:28:46

It does have a human upper body.

• 9:28:47

It just has a horn.

• 9:28:48

It has a muscular open body.

• 9:28:51

A minotaur has a regular hand.

• 9:28:52

But then it's still like super furry and claws.

• 9:28:55

Like that's not human, that's monstrous.

• 9:28:57

But it has like kind of hands.

• 9:28:58

So this guy is like a monstrous humanoid.

• 9:29:02

He's a horse-atar.

• 9:29:03

So previously he was considered of the animal subtype

• 9:29:05

creature.

• 9:29:06

Now he is of the monstrous humanoid type.

• 9:29:09

They're both in quotation.

• 9:29:11

Yes.

• 9:29:12

I get it.

• 9:29:13

I'm just saying it's creepy.

• 9:29:14

Both of them are real types of creatures in this game.

• 9:29:16

It's not a centaur.

• 9:29:18

He's like, it's not like his.

• 9:29:20

Yeah, it's a horse-tar.

• 9:29:21

I know someone saying centaur.

• 9:29:22

He's a horse-tar.

• 9:29:23

I'm like, no, it's not a centaur.

• 9:29:24

It's not a minotaur.

• 9:29:25

He's a horse-tar.

• 9:29:25

It's all there is to it.

• 9:29:26

Yeah, it's a little weird.

• 9:29:27

He's a horse-tar.

• 9:29:30

Very strange.

• 9:29:31

Rylas, get up here and shoot some stuff.

• 9:29:33

Yeah, I'm trying to find my range of fire.

• 9:29:35

I'm trying to find my range on this one.

• 9:29:38

It's a 90 feet.

• 9:29:39

It's 90?

• 9:29:40

Or five feet.

• 9:29:41

You get to move 10 squares and then shoot.

• 9:29:45

I just need range increments.

• 9:29:48

This is range increment 10 degrees.

• 9:29:51

And then there's nothing else.

• 9:29:53

That's because you're looking at this now.

• 9:29:56

But snowboard right now.

• 9:29:57

So 70 feet.

• 9:29:58

You shall see, sir.

• 9:30:00

70 feet.

• 9:30:01

OK, I'm too far away.

• 9:30:02

I need to grapple one to the ground

• 9:30:04

and then you can just stab it down.

• 9:30:05

And then shoot.

• 9:30:06

And then you can just shoot.

• 9:30:08

I don't have an Invoked Patron.

• 9:30:10

OK, so hear me out.

• 9:30:11

John does.

• 9:30:12

I feel like I would want to protect my body.

• 9:30:16

Patron-less.

• 9:30:17

So I probably want to shoot that one.

• 9:30:18

Fill them with Patrons.

• 9:30:20

Patronite.

• 9:30:22

Bring the light upon them.

• 9:30:24

Fire the Patronite missile.

• 9:30:26

What's the most damaged creature?

• 9:30:27

It's the one we cannot see.

• 9:30:29

What's the second most damaged creature?

• 9:30:31

The one, the green one.

• 9:30:34

102.

• 9:30:35

No, that one is different.

• 9:30:36

That one is damaged?

• 9:30:37

That one is 102 damage.

• 9:30:39

You cannot see him.

• 9:30:40

And what's this one?

• 9:30:41

Seven damage.

• 9:30:42

What's this one?

• 9:30:43

Unhurt.

• 9:30:44

This one?

• 9:30:45

Unhurt.

• 9:30:46

Unhurt.

• 9:30:46

Unhurt.

• 9:30:46

This one has seven damage.

• 9:30:49

Took my two here.

• 9:30:51

And shoot.

• 9:30:52

Yeah, you see the people now.

• 9:30:55

Oh, they were supposed to run.

• 9:30:56

Do any of you have Divine Intervention as a party?

• 9:30:58

I should be.

• 9:31:00

Divine Intervention?

• 9:31:01

Divine Intervention isn't even listed here.

• 9:31:03

No, no, no.

• 9:31:03

What's the benefit called?

• 9:31:05

Invoke Patron.

• 9:31:06

Yes, that whole table does.

• 9:31:08

That whole side of the table does.

• 9:31:10

OK.

• 9:31:10

He has one.

• 9:31:11

You guys should start using it.

• 9:31:12

He has one.

• 9:31:12

Well, we don't know what he does.

• 9:31:13

You said we couldn't cancel their MR.

• 9:31:15

So the effect says you may make a request of your god.

• 9:31:18

Yeah.

• 9:31:19

So just give me, start thinking creatively.

• 9:31:21

No kill I.

• 9:31:23

It's a gift from your god.

• 9:31:25

Patron, clear this blight.

• 9:31:28

Try to think in a role playing way.

• 9:31:30

Remove this threat that's in front of us.

• 9:31:32

Try to use your mind to devise mechanical plans.

• 9:31:36

Look at them.

• 9:31:36

Knowing the things you have access to in this world.

• 9:31:39

Grant all our weapons goodness.

• 9:31:41

I'm going to take a nat 20 here.

• 9:31:43

I will allow you to use it.

• 9:31:46

You want to use your nat 20?

• 9:31:48

How many do you have?

• 9:31:48

One each?

• 9:31:50

He has two.

• 9:31:50

They have, they each have one.

• 9:31:52

Unless Alex's bow is the only thing you have.

• 9:31:55

I will allow you.

• 9:31:56

John has two?

• 9:31:57

Oh, John has two.

• 9:31:57

All we need is Alex's bow to have goodness and we got it.

• 9:31:59

John has two.

• 9:32:00

Well, I also need to survive.

• 9:32:01

Yeah, John has two.

• 9:32:02

I'm taking a talk of opportunities right now.

• 9:32:05

He's going to do one heal and.

• 9:32:07

Ask for holy.

• 9:32:08

Oh, Alice has to end.

• 9:32:09

John has to.

• 9:32:10

All right.

• 9:32:11

Holy and bale you.

• 9:32:12

Hey, listen, you may use one invocation

• 9:32:15

to request the benefit of holy and vain on your weapon,

• 9:32:18

but you may not use one to give everyone something.

• 9:32:21

So it's just for you.

• 9:32:23

So holy and vain on your weapon.

• 9:32:25

Then you don't have to recast.

• 9:32:27

And you don't.

• 9:32:28

Well, I'm on the ground.

• 9:32:30

Holy make the good.

• 9:32:31

Holy make the good.

• 9:32:32

And it gives you plus two D six versus.

• 9:32:35

And the vain and other six.

• 9:32:36

But look up what they do if you want to know what to do.

• 9:32:38

I don't know.

• 9:32:38

No, I know what they do.

• 9:32:39

No, we just need good.

• 9:32:40

You want to do the nat 20?

• 9:32:41

No, I don't think so.

• 9:32:41

You can't use both, right?

• 9:32:42

I think holy gives you two D six.

• 9:32:43

You should look it up.

• 9:32:44

Use both what?

• 9:32:44

Like nat 20 and the invoke.

• 9:32:45

I would like the weapon to be blessed good.

• 9:32:47

Correct.

• 9:32:47

And I think that blessing gives you plus two D six.

• 9:32:51

As well as the good alignment.

• 9:32:53

Oh, holy.

• 9:32:54

Yeah, I think that's what holy does.

• 9:32:56

Check it.

• 9:32:56

Check it.

• 9:32:57

You can't like if I take my nat 20 to hit,

• 9:32:59

you can't use invoke, right?

• 9:33:01

If you say that again, I'm using my nat 20.

• 9:33:04

You may use invoke as well.

• 9:33:05

You may.

• 9:33:05

OK.

• 9:33:06

And again, the reaction you say a small prayer.

• 9:33:09

And then that's like pray to your God.

• 9:33:11

So wait.

• 9:33:12

I'm going to.

• 9:33:14

So if it's vain, evil and vain is vain as you get.

• 9:33:18

Plus two to hit and plus two.

• 9:33:20

And then you're going to channel.

• 9:33:20

And holy give you a trigger.

• 9:33:22

Max.

• 9:33:22

Good.

• 9:33:22

So that's what I said.

• 9:33:23

Yeah.

• 9:33:24

There you go.

• 9:33:24

Did you hear that?

• 9:33:25

So yes.

• 9:33:26

Holy also gives you good and two D six.

• 9:33:28

I understand.

• 9:33:29

OK, you're going to do the same.

• 9:33:31

Yes, vain and holy.

• 9:33:32

Got it.

• 9:33:33

OK, and I will allow you to be a hidden.

• 9:33:36

I will allow you to roll a stealth check

• 9:33:38

as part of your movement action.

• 9:33:40

All right.

• 9:33:41

Rolling for stealth.

• 9:33:45

19.

• 9:33:49

Three.

• 9:33:53

No stealth could be.

• 9:33:55

It's a perception.

• 9:33:57

They have plus 25 perception.

• 9:33:58

Oh, they see me.

• 9:34:00

They see you.

• 9:34:00

You are not getting your bonus sneak attack.

• 9:34:03

You got six already.

• 9:34:05

Actually, these guys don't take sneak attack damage.

• 9:34:08

They do not take precision.

• 9:34:09

My interest is one D six plus.

• 9:34:11

And they cannot be correct because they have the special

• 9:34:14

trait amorphous body.

• 9:34:16

So just normal living.

• 9:34:19

Curing 15.

• 9:34:21

I don't know.

• 9:34:22

I take 15 damage.

• 9:34:24

It takes 15 points.

• 9:34:25

You do 46.

• 9:34:27

How many D six did you do?

• 9:34:28

Well, my normal is just one D six plus nine.

• 9:34:31

I didn't create it.

• 9:34:31

It's 46.

• 9:34:32

So here's what you get.

• 9:34:33

So for one D six plus nine.

• 9:34:34

The bane and the.

• 9:34:36

Both of them.

• 9:34:37

I think it's six additional.

• 9:34:38

So you're going to roll five D six plus nine.

• 9:34:41

Wait, did you think it's wrong to hit first?

• 9:34:43

So it's all right.

• 9:34:44

Yeah, I used to not 20.

• 9:34:45

OK, so you hit.

• 9:34:47

Oh, did you score the critical hit?

• 9:34:49

I just use the net 22 head.

• 9:34:51

Got it.

• 9:34:51

So we're all a confirmation to if you crit.

• 9:34:53

But it doesn't matter, though, right?

• 9:34:55

They can't be.

• 9:34:56

It can't be good.

• 9:34:57

Thank you.

• 9:34:58

Five D six plus nine.

• 9:34:59

OK, one more.

• 9:35:00

That's four more.

• 9:35:01

Four more.

• 9:35:01

I had 15.

• 9:35:02

So you just roll one more.

• 9:35:04

Yeah, more.

• 9:35:05

More D six and add it to 15.

• 9:35:08

What did I say had 15?

• 9:35:09

Yeah, 15.

• 9:35:11

23.

• 9:35:13

And it's good.

• 9:35:14

And it's good.

• 9:35:15

Yes.

• 9:35:16

How much?

• 9:35:16

23.

• 9:35:17

30.

• 9:35:18

It takes 23.

• 9:35:19

Well, 23 plus 15.

• 9:35:21

Right.

• 9:35:22

That was.

• 9:35:22

Yeah, it's a 30.

• 9:35:24

I got some low rolls.

• 9:35:25

Yeah, rolling like me.

• 9:35:26

This one.

• 9:35:26

Yeah.

• 9:35:27

So just three.

• 9:35:29

Which we using different guys.

• 9:35:30

Done over here.

• 9:35:34

Well, no, I'm Francis.

• 9:35:35

Wait, it's hold back.

• 9:35:36

He wanted to invoke his patron as well.

• 9:35:38

He did.

• 9:35:39

That's why he got all the bonus six.

• 9:35:41

He gave his weapon holy in vain.

• 9:35:43

Francis has hold back.

• 9:35:44

I will.

• 9:35:45

Guess hold back.

• 9:35:46

Francis is unconscious.

• 9:35:48

He cannot hold.

• 9:35:49

OK, Alistair.

• 9:35:52

I might use to invoke patron.

• 9:35:55

Do what?

• 9:35:55

First to get holy in vain.

• 9:35:57

Second one to potential vote opportunities possible.

• 9:36:02

I'll allow you to avoid opportunity attacks this round.

• 9:36:07

OK.

• 9:36:08

I mean, let's forget.

• 9:36:11

But the thing is, I still need to hit him.

• 9:36:13

And my hit is pretty low.

• 9:36:18

Do I have an, oh, I have.

• 9:36:20

Remember, you're getting plus two from Bane to hit.

• 9:36:22

John, you also have two ability increases.

• 9:36:25

Ability score increases.

• 9:36:26

Yeah, use all those rolls.

• 9:36:28

Yeah, you're going to kill something probably.

• 9:36:31

Adjust use of documents and increase permanently

• 9:36:33

what two of your stats.

• 9:36:34

Or however you want to do it.

• 9:36:36

Remember to use all your crits.

• 9:36:39

Oh, they can't crit.

• 9:36:40

They can't crit.

• 9:36:40

But it's out of hit.

• 9:36:42

All right, first roll would be with a proposes

• 9:36:46

called inspiration.

• 9:36:47

Yeah, you advantage basically.

• 9:36:48

So I have two inspirations.

• 9:36:50

Nice.

• 9:36:51

I'm hitting the wounded wall first.

• 9:36:53

I need 13 plus.

• 9:37:00

Crit possible.

• 9:37:01

So hits.

+9:37:02

• 9:37:02

Okay, now we do... Interesting.

• 9:37:09

4d6 plus 8.

• 9:37:22

4d6 plus 8.

• 9:37:25

And plus 8.

• 9:37:27

I rolled 3 ones.

• 9:37:32

9 plus 8.

• 9:37:35

17 total damage.

• 9:37:37

You may apply 17 damage to the creature as your arrows pierce through its body, flying straight through it.

• 9:37:45

Cunks of flesh drop to the floor.

• 9:37:49

Another inspiration.

• 9:37:51

Here I'm rolling high. What the heck?

• 9:37:57

What the heck?

• 9:37:59

Same hips.

• 9:38:02

Can I get higher than ones?

• 9:38:05

Oh, I got a 2.

• 9:38:07

There you go.

• 9:38:09

3, 6, 12, 17 plus 8.

• 9:38:13

25. 25 damage.

• 9:38:15

Did you add the 2 dice?

• 9:38:18

Did you use both of your advantages? Your inspirations, I mean?

• 9:38:22

Yes.

• 9:38:24

Now I'm gonna proclaim for perfect strike.

• 9:38:27

Proclaim!

• 9:38:28

Perfect strike! I see it!

• 9:38:30

It's coming.

• 9:38:32

Perfect strike.

• 9:38:34

There it goes, low numbers. Miss.

• 9:38:37

And my last strike at plus 7.

• 9:38:42

I need 18 plus.

• 9:38:45

22.

• 9:38:48

Oh, it was nice knowing you. 5 foot step back.

• 9:38:52

Can I drop to the ground as a reaction?

• 9:38:55

You don't want to, it's a melee attack, so you'd get plus 4 to hit.

• 9:38:58

Yeah, don't do that.

• 9:39:00

I thought that was okay.

• 9:39:02

You still did good damage.

• 9:39:04

I'm so treated like melee.

• 9:39:06

I'm dead.

• 9:39:07

Who's next?

• 9:39:08

You can join me on the ground.

• 9:39:10

Nap time.

• 9:39:11

Death to the lock!

• 9:39:12

Move me next to the cleric, take a 33 stealth check,

• 9:39:15

and then I'm setting a trigger that before the cleric's next initiative I'm going to heal him.

• 9:39:20

So you gotta detect at a 33.

• 9:39:24

Trying to spot me at 33.

• 9:39:29

How are you moving?

• 9:39:30

I'm just moving up next to him.

• 9:39:32

I know, but it depends on how you move.

• 9:39:34

I didn't take the advantage, so I'm only giving him a plus 20, not the plus 40.

• 9:39:37

I see.

• 9:39:38

Because I'm invisible, and their scent gives them a plus 25, so that's going to be bad.

• 9:39:43

They need an 8 to see me.

• 9:39:49

They need an 8 on a d20 to see me.

• 9:39:52

8 plus.

• 9:39:55

And then they get attack of opportunity if they get it.

• 9:39:58

A creature with scent ability can detect an invisible creature's location as it would a visible one.

• 9:40:03

And then I get plus 25 perception.

• 9:40:05

So as long as they're within 15 feet of me, my scent detects your square.

• 9:40:09

I don't have a choice, so I'm moving in.

• 9:40:12

Where do you want to go?

• 9:40:13

You could do something else if you wanted.

• 9:40:14

No, that's fine.

• 9:40:15

Except dual damage, I'm unhurt.

• 9:40:17

Putting me next to the cleric.

• 9:40:19

Wouldn't you just skew him?

• 9:40:20

I'm underneath the monsters, they're flying.

• 9:40:25

Okay, and then I'm setting a trigger that if I survive what's about to happen to me,

• 9:40:30

just before his next initiative, I'm healing.

• 9:40:34

With a cure serious one.

• 9:40:36

How?

• 9:40:37

And then I'm using only one movement action to get here.

• 9:40:39

Yeah, I'm moving right up to him.

• 9:40:41

And setting a trigger.

• 9:40:43

Why don't you just heal him right now?

• 9:40:45

Because then they'll kill him.

• 9:40:48

So if I set the trigger.

• 9:40:50

No, because first of all, they're not targeting him because he's already unconscious.

• 9:40:55

Okay.

• 9:40:56

So I'm waiting for his initiative if I survive this strike.

• 9:40:59

Very well.

• 9:41:00

To heal him.

• 9:41:01

So I'm going to have plus 19s because you're above him.

• 9:41:04

Right, I'm at 24 AC and they have a 50% deflection.

• 9:41:10

6 and a 5.

• 9:41:12

So I have a 24 AC.

• 9:41:14

So both hit.

• 9:41:15

Plus 19?

• 9:41:16

Yeah.

• 9:41:17

50%.

• 9:41:18

50%.

• 9:41:19

On an 11 through 20, they will hit you.

• 9:41:22

Okay.

• 9:41:23

Whoa.

• 9:41:24

15, one hits.

• 9:41:25

Okay, roll damage.

• 9:41:26

56 plus 8.

• 9:41:27

It's a 9 points of damage and make a fortitude save.

• 9:41:34

DC 22.

• 9:41:35

As the whip.

• 9:41:37

I will use advantage.

• 9:41:39

Blashes through your breastplate.

• 9:41:42

I will use advantage.

• 9:41:44

I've passed.

• 9:41:46

Yay.

• 9:41:47

Nice.

• 9:41:48

But I had to burn my advantage to do that.

• 9:41:51

Your inspiration.

• 9:41:52

My inspiration.

• 9:41:53

Do you need me to mark it?

• 9:41:55

I got it.

• 9:41:56

I've got it.

• 9:41:57

I've got it.

• 9:41:58

I've got it.

• 9:41:59

But that's my last one.

• 9:42:01

Oh, that's over.

• 9:42:02

No.

• 9:42:03

No.

• 9:42:04

No.

• 9:42:05

No.

• 9:42:06

No.

• 9:42:07

No.

• 9:42:08

Um, are any of them on the ground?

• 9:42:13

You hand me one of those dagger.

• 9:42:17

This one's in the air still to right the one on the right of me.

• 9:42:22

I know I'm asking you a question.

• 9:42:24

Relevant.

• 9:42:25

I'm asking you a question.

• 9:42:26

Are you on the ground?

• 9:42:27

10 feet up and 15 feet up.

• 9:42:28

They're all out of my range.

• 9:42:29

Correct.

• 9:42:30

I'm on just before they don't have legs like a natural being is flapping with a bunch of

• 9:42:38

arms.

• 9:42:39

And if that gets you above zero, you can do your pull to deal with all of us.

• 9:42:44

No, no, for sure.

• 9:42:45

And then everyone's up as a 20 foot.

• 9:42:48

This is my desperate plan.

• 9:42:51

What if I crawl?

• 9:42:54

If you stay there and don't die, and my plan works, you'll be full healed in a few seconds.

• 9:43:00

I mean, I'm healed.

• 9:43:01

I just want a total default.

• 9:43:03

You're actually for HQ right now.

• 9:43:05

I'm not full HP.

• 9:43:06

When you heal, you remove all nonlethal.

• 9:43:08

All nonlethal your full HP.

• 9:43:10

There's some bite damage.

• 9:43:12

Well, you have to do it.

• 9:43:14

I think so.

• 9:43:15

Did the bite did this much?

• 9:43:16

I think is him is hard to track.

• 9:43:18

So you're supposed to track the nonlethal separately.

• 9:43:20

What did no one do recently?

• 9:43:24

So I would say you took two bite attacks, which are d8s plus three.

• 9:43:27

Because that would be seven plus seven is 14.

• 9:43:30

Let's say you took 14 because all the damage is nonlethal.

• 9:43:33

You received one heal of any type.

• 9:43:36

You go back to full.

• 9:43:37

Oh, okay.

• 9:43:38

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:43:41

Seven.

• 9:43:42

But the bite damage is still going to hurt you.

• 9:43:44

And you took at least one bite.

• 9:43:45

So mark seven permanent.

• 9:43:47

But he's going to when he heals, it'll heal that too.

• 9:43:49

I'll just wait.

• 9:43:52

So if he wants to, when can we get a board game like this?

• 9:43:57

Like this is a board game.

• 9:43:59

It's called Pathfinder.

• 9:44:01

It's better.

• 9:44:02

Okay.

• 9:44:03

Pathfinder is more board game than it is role playing game.

• 9:44:06

Yes.

• 9:44:07

Well, I mean, it depends on the game can run just as strong of a role play session.

• 9:44:11

But you're rolling more dice and skill checks.

• 9:44:13

I think I just got to I think I just got to get up you guys.

• 9:44:16

Okay.

• 9:44:17

Yeah.

• 9:44:18

Whip attack incoming.

• 9:44:19

Make some noise.

• 9:44:20

They're attacking 22 or 19.

• 9:44:27

Sorry.

• 9:44:28

23 versus your AC.

• 9:44:29

It hits.

• 9:44:30

Okay.

• 9:44:31

I need to take one right now.

• 9:44:33

Six plus eight.

• 9:44:34

No one's near me.

• 9:44:35

So 11 points of damage of non-levelled.

• 9:44:40

How do you heal?

• 9:44:50

Anytime you take positive healing energy above one point.

• 9:44:55

All non-levelled.

• 9:44:58

So if you get healed for two normal hit points.

• 9:45:01

So let me ask a question.

• 9:45:04

You have 50 hit points.

• 9:45:06

You go to zero non-lethal, but you have five physical someone heals you for five.

• 9:45:12

You stay.

• 9:45:13

If you heal for five, then you go back to negative five.

• 9:45:17

No, no, no.

• 9:45:18

You said you took 50 non-lethal and five lethal.

• 9:45:20

You keep the five lethal and heal all 50 and you wake up here at 45.

• 9:45:24

Correct.

• 9:45:25

Even though he did five healing.

• 9:45:26

I'm good.

• 9:45:27

Because the hot the five healing it only takes one to get rid of.

• 9:45:30

Yes.

• 9:45:31

So you said he said he.

• 9:45:33

Yes, that's correct.

• 9:45:34

The remaining four lowers the five to one.

• 9:45:36

So you'd be at 49.

• 9:45:37

That is correct.

• 9:45:38

So the first point removes all non-lethal.

• 9:45:40

Hold on.

• 9:45:41

Let me double check that look up non-lethal and see if it says if you take more than one point of healing and around.

• 9:45:50

I'm just asking.

• 9:45:51

Look, I believe that's correct.

• 9:45:52

I believe it's yes.

• 9:45:53

That's that's the plan.

• 9:45:57

I would like to, I can't hit it.

• 9:46:05

So I'm just going to shout at it and try to get it to come back down to me.

• 9:46:08

I mean, I don't know what else to do.

• 9:46:10

So that kind of stands up.

• 9:46:12

You the shield of Robin holds the Mesa up and is like.

• 9:46:19

And you know, dad get closer to the Claire.

• 9:46:25

To do the bodyguard thing.

• 9:46:29

I can't.

• 9:46:31

I will take another type of opportunity.

• 9:46:33

This is one more.

• 9:46:34

I mean, it's all going to heal.

• 9:46:35

I guess.

• 9:46:37

Incoming.

• 9:46:38

How about five?

• 9:46:39

I don't know.

• 9:46:40

Just five.

• 9:46:41

She just has to five step.

• 9:46:42

Don't know what the results was.

• 9:46:43

You tell me.

• 9:46:44

And five step getter.

• 9:46:45

I can't stand up.

• 9:46:46

How much does that take of my five?

• 9:46:47

No, it takes your movement action.

• 9:46:48

Then you can downgrade your standard into another movement and move your foot.

• 9:46:49

I can move 20.

• 9:46:56

Okay, so I can't move up to it.

• 9:46:58

Would you like to now know the result of the role for its additional attack against you?

• 9:47:03

I'm reading here.

• 9:47:04

Damage.

• 9:47:05

Damage.

• 9:47:06

I don't see where it says it feels everything.

• 9:47:07

Hey, look it up.

• 9:47:08

Go for it.

• 9:47:09

Here was the dice roll.

• 9:47:10

I think I'm going to get it.

• 9:47:11

I don't know.

• 9:47:12

I don't know.

• 9:47:13

I don't know.

• 9:47:14

I don't know.

• 9:47:15

I don't know.

• 9:47:16

I don't know.

• 9:47:17

I don't know.

• 9:47:18

I don't know.

• 9:47:19

I don't know.

• 9:47:20

I don't know.

• 9:47:21

I don't know.

• 9:47:22

I don't know.

• 9:47:23

I can't see it.

• 9:47:24

It looked like a seven.

• 9:47:25

It's a one.

• 9:47:26

The one you missed.

• 9:47:27

Missed.

• 9:47:28

Yeah.

• 9:47:29

How bad did they drop?

• 9:47:30

No, no.

• 9:47:31

And she kind of just shouts up to it saying like.

• 9:47:39

It looks upon your friendly face.

• 9:47:42

I'm not going to be a coward.

• 9:47:45

That sounds like it looks upon

• 9:47:48

your friendly face and says, I

• 9:47:51

want to intimidate you. You're

• 9:47:54

not as handsome as you think you

• 9:47:57

are. You're a lot more handsome

• 9:48:00

than you think you are. You're

• 9:48:01

not as handsome as you think

• 9:48:02

you are, buddy. Maybe you

• 9:48:03

should change, you know, Jim.

• 9:48:10

I'm not going to be a coward.

• 9:48:15

You're a lot more handsome than

• 9:48:45

you think you are. You're a

• 9:49:13

lot more handsome than you think

• 9:49:15

you are, buddy. Maybe you should

• 9:49:17

change, you know, Jim. I'm not

• 9:49:18

going to be a coward. You're a

• 9:49:20

lot more handsome than you think

• 9:49:22

you are, buddy. Maybe you should

• 9:49:25

change, you know, Jim. I'm not

• 9:49:41

which case it would be verbal, but you can look that up. My knowledge is not. I think I just go like this.

• 9:49:51

And then the one shoots out. It's my god.

• 9:49:58

Oh my god.

• 9:49:58

And then I spew it all over and they're healed. No, it's for the children. I'm just saying.

• 9:50:16

And I'm gonna start my roll with inspiration. So look up if it has a keyword you see. I'm

• 9:50:23

checking right now. HP has been keeping me. Yeah. Okay. And so DC 17. So okay. 18. Huh? Which one

• 9:50:35

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• 9:50:43

No candy. I want candy. It's a one hit wonder. Yeah. All right, I'm gonna give it an update.

• 9:50:50

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• 9:50:57

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• 9:52:11

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• 9:52:23

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don't have to wear an hour and a half over. It takes 10 off the damage. How much? It's okay.

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It's never ending story. It's the never ending. Would you rather do this or eat cat food?

• 9:55:06

Do this. Okay. There you go. My mother is watching and she asked a question.

• 9:55:17

Steve exclamation point. Whose cat is that? Question mark. Well, first of all, we probably

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• 9:55:40

cooling fan for the computer. Yes. Or chewed all the power cables. All right, here we go.

• 9:55:47

Yeah, they're pretty good. Someone says mother's question. Steve, Alpha 2 release when?

• 9:55:54

All right. This guy is going to five foot step and triple whip attack.

• 9:55:58

There are emotional support pets that may help us get through this. Actually, no,

• 9:56:05

he'll triple attack. Definitely spikes it up. Mr. Snowball. No, we need to roll initiative.

• 9:56:10

If he comes into the bite attack, no, it's going to be a 10 feet for bite. Yeah. Yeah.

• 9:56:21

He's like a gelatinous looking nasty thing. I don't like his tumors all combined.

• 9:56:34

Trigger that if they do a bite attack on him, you may strike them.

• 9:56:39

Yes, you may say, if I'm attacked, I attack back and that would be a standard triggered condition.

• 9:56:45

But he is biting from 10 and you're at five. How does that work? Then that would be,

• 9:56:49

that would not satisfy the condition met to you. You can't intercept him at the moment. He's on

• 9:56:54

you to strike him. Correct. That's correct. Even though we've got teamwork. Oh, you guys are like a

• 9:57:01

really strong team right now, but one of your team is dying consistently. Well, me, but yes.

• 9:57:07

And it's making the other teammate think about this whole thing. Like maybe you should be the

• 9:57:12

cat and it's the leader. I told you to throw the cat. Grapple the guy and bring them down. Yeah.

• 9:57:21

Keep them down, man. We need to grapple. Can you pounce? Yeah, I can't. Maybe the cat.

• 9:57:31

It's doing four attacks against you. Do I have any abilities? Cause normally how the pet attacks?

• 9:57:36

No, we don't have them. We're still going through the giveaways. Two. It's going to take him like

• 9:57:43

two hours. One bite plus 12, 16 on the die. That's going to be 28. Okay. Plus eight on one of the whips

• 9:57:48

plus 13. That's a hit over there. Plus 13. That's another hit and plus 18. That's it. So four hits.

• 9:57:58

Okay. This bite damage is not non-lethal. Right. Right. We're starting with six points of non-lethal.

• 9:58:05

Six points of lethal damage. Right. Got it. And then 3d6 plus 24.

• 9:58:15

All right. Awesome. Rai, Roshan, and Azazia has two more left. Plus four is 12.

• 9:58:20

12 plus 24. 36 points of non-lethal damage. Okay. 24 non-lethal. 36. 36. Yep. Another 12.

• 9:58:28

All right. You're unconscious. Nope. Isn't part of that the bite? Yeah. Again, not separately.

• 9:58:42

These two are going to full attack your square. Even though there's visible guys nearby,

• 9:58:48

they're going to attack the invisible guy. They smell you. I understand they smell me.

• 9:58:52

They like your stench. But they're going to go for the guy with the 50% deflection.

• 9:58:56

Again, it hasn't done anything. We don't even know what he's doing. They're well aware. They don't

• 9:59:00

know what I'm going to do. They don't know I have a wand of healing or anything. They don't know any

• 9:59:04

of those things. They're smart meatballs. They are not smart enough to know that. All they know

• 9:59:08

is they saw a guy casting magic missile. They saw a guy move in between them towards their fallen

• 9:59:15

friend who they know is a healer and are aware of the facts that things like potions and wands exist

• 9:59:20

in this world because they're intelligent and are probably assuming that your intent as a smart party

• 9:59:25

member was to raise the clair. These are not intelligent beasts. Counter question. They saw

• 9:59:31

that I healed myself. Here's my horrible logic. If they're that smart, why are they not?

• 9:59:37

Coup de Gras the healer instead of randomly attacking the invisible guy.

• 9:59:46

I'm just saying if they're that intelligent, one of them will coup de Gras the healer.

• 9:59:50

Okay. I'm just saying that's a fair point. You make a point. I as the DM do the appropriate

• 9:59:55

action. As a matter of fact, both of them will coup de Gras. I will bodyguard for all attacks.

• 10:00:02

Okay. Bodyguard is incoming. We're going to attempt to coup de Gras. It's a full round action

• 10:00:09

with the bite. It's not an attack. It's a full round action. It's an auto hit critical or threat

• 10:00:16

as a full round action. It does incur attacks of opportunity. Anybody like to attack of opportunity?

• 10:00:22

Yes. We're starting with this one right here. You have a range weapon out, correct?

• 10:00:25

You may not make the attack of opportunity. You have a wand in your hand. Would you like to attack

• 10:00:31

of opportunity? I can't attack of opportunity. You said you're a sword master. Just literally

• 10:00:34

two hours ago, you said, I'm a battle mage. I can't reach. He's right next to you. He's 15 feet up.

• 10:00:40

Not this guy. He's 10 feet up. That's true. That's true. I can't reach. Well done. I don't have a form.

• 10:00:50

Well done. Here's the critical threat. It's already affirmed. It's going to do 2d8 plus 6.

• 10:01:02

The argument is 2d8 plus 6. Against 2. That's a 5 and an 8 is 13. Plus 6 becomes a 19.

• 10:01:08

You must now take 19 lethal damage. Can I buy you guys?

• 10:01:16

Oh, it's a bike. Off of the top of your list. From your fresh up.

• 10:01:17

Have you taken the 19? I need you to roll fortitude save.

• 10:01:25

Fortitude save. Before you roll, know that your DC is 29. If you fail this, you will die.

• 10:01:31

Do you have a nat 20? Second, if you have a nat 20, which you should check,

• 10:01:35

or favor, you should use it. Brian has. He does. So I'll use nat 20. You succeed.

• 10:01:42

Okay. Do you have any remaining nat 20s? Yes. He has one remaining. Yeah.

• 10:01:47

They don't know that. They already declared their attack.

• 10:01:50

The other, please proceed with the second coup de grace.

• 10:01:53

Second coup de grace is occurring. He has inspiration and nat 20.

• 10:01:57

Would you like to use your nat 20? Yeah.

• 10:01:59

I'll tell you after I roll the damage. You'll take this damage as well. 9 plus 6, 15.

• 10:02:05

I'll take 15 more. 15 lethal.

• 10:02:07

And then you take your nat 20 and you're fine. And that completes their turn.

• 10:02:12

That was them two and this one. Are you flying in?

• 10:02:16

He's not flying in quite yet. He's out of sight.

• 10:02:19

However, he is going to do something that is not out of mind.

• 10:02:23

This is so many donations. Thank you all for the donations.

• 10:02:26

You guys are amazing. Yeah.

• 10:02:29

We might need a little bit more donations.

• 10:02:32

I'm just saying like, you guys are using it up.

• 10:02:34

You're using it up.

• 10:02:35

Because I made this for Auto Does Math and it's pretty cool seeing the numbers of

• 10:02:40

all the music stuff you guys sent us.

• 10:02:41

Unbelievable you guys.

• 10:02:46

This is not a...

• 10:02:47

Candyland sounds like a junkie.

• 10:02:50

I want a Candyland.

• 10:02:51

Like give me the nat 20s.

• 10:02:53

I want the nat 20s.

• 10:02:57

John's just like, I'm a horse.

• 10:02:59

I'm a horse.

• 10:03:00

You do a lot of damage though.

• 10:03:03

What did I do? 18?

• 10:03:04

Yeah.

• 10:03:04

Yeah.

• 10:03:05

But like they was all good damage too.

• 10:03:07

Well you need to get a melee range though.

• 10:03:08

But you can't.

• 10:03:09

Yeah.

• 10:03:10

Because they're 10 feet away.

• 10:03:12

Oh and you're a large creature. You can.

• 10:03:14

That's great that he's ranged.

• 10:03:15

No, he's a large now.

• 10:03:16

I am a large creature.

• 10:03:17

Oh you could melee, yeah.

• 10:03:18

Wow.

• 10:03:19

With my two hooves and a bite. I have a bite now.

• 10:03:21

You have fingers and daggers.

• 10:03:23

Nomm it and then hold them down.

• 10:03:24

Yeah.

• 10:03:24

I'm taking a big nap right now.

• 10:03:26

I'm using a once per day ability.

• 10:03:27

I mean hypothetically, how did his horse got a bow, arrows.

• 10:03:32

That's what I was asking.

• 10:03:33

How?

• 10:03:34

And I'm walking around with your legs.

• 10:03:36

That's fine. That's magic.

• 10:03:37

What do you mean how was?

• 10:03:38

Because if they switch bodies, technically he should not get, has his own bow.

• 10:03:42

They didn't switch equipment.

• 10:03:43

Just bodies.

• 10:03:44

Their physical bodies swapped.

• 10:03:45

Yeah.

• 10:03:46

He said it was a glamour.

• 10:03:47

It was magic.

• 10:03:47

Yeah.

• 10:03:48

They have 37 implants back.

• 10:03:49

It's magic.

• 10:03:50

Okay.

• 10:03:51

I'm just going to.

• 10:03:52

No explanation needed.

• 10:03:53

You hear screeching in the skies.

• 10:03:55

Oh no.

• 10:03:56

Up above.

• 10:03:57

It's back again.

• 10:03:57

No one needs to be shot.

• 10:03:58

I need to take wisdom saves or wolf days again.

• 10:04:01

Can I see him?

• 10:04:01

Can you just see him?

• 10:04:04

Is he 60 feet away from me?

• 10:04:08

What?

• 10:04:09

He's far away and he's up 60 feet.

• 10:04:13

Oh yeah, I should move these.

• 10:04:14

Rylas.

• 10:04:15

Okay.

• 10:04:17

You guys really think I should like get in combat?

• 10:04:19

Yeah.

• 10:04:20

Get in this fight, man.

• 10:04:21

Open up with all your attacks.

• 10:04:23

Okay, fine.

• 10:04:23

You have a blessing.

• 10:04:24

Rapid fire.

• 10:04:24

Hey.

• 10:04:25

You have a blessing.

• 10:04:26

Use a rapid attack.

• 10:04:27

Make your weapon good and fully.

• 10:04:28

Why do you say they don't do damage?

• 10:04:31

Yeah.

• 10:04:31

They have an ability called amorcus body.

• 10:04:34

Yeah, you have like.

• 10:04:37

Okay.

• 10:04:37

You should press this.

• 10:04:38

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:04:39

John.

• 10:04:39

But I need to make my stealth check first.

• 10:04:41

John.

• 10:04:41

Yeah.

• 10:04:42

Swing to the left and shoot that fucking guy because he's almost dead.

• 10:04:46

Okay.

• 10:04:46

You can't see him.

• 10:04:47

How high is this?

• 10:04:49

Okay, he needs to do full attack.

• 10:04:50

He can see this one.

• 10:04:51

Well, no, they want me to kill that guy.

• 10:04:53

That's the guy that's almost dead.

• 10:04:54

He's 60 feet up.

• 10:04:56

He doesn't have dark vision.

• 10:04:58

So I can't see him.

• 10:04:59

Oh, I have to be able to see him.

• 10:05:00

No.

• 10:05:00

Gotcha.

• 10:05:01

I can.

• 10:05:01

To doom.

• 10:05:02

This one.

• 10:05:03

All right.

• 10:05:04

You don't know if horses have dark vision.

• 10:05:05

You have a ton of stuff.

• 10:05:06

The horse actually has low light.

• 10:05:08

You're taking that 20?

• 10:05:09

I think.

• 10:05:09

Double check.

• 10:05:09

I think this is your last nat 20.

• 10:05:11

Yeah.

• 10:05:11

I think we are right by the door.

• 10:05:12

Does this say dark vision down here anywhere?

• 10:05:14

I don't have dark vision.

• 10:05:15

Your horse.

• 10:05:15

I have low light.

• 10:05:16

Oh, low light, he has low light.

• 10:05:19

So can, does that let him see him?

• 10:05:21

No, low light allows you to extend the range of standard light from a light source by

• 10:05:26

double and the dim light between.

• 10:05:28

And there's not enough moss at that altitude to show that guy.

• 10:05:30

Unfortunately, it is daytime and the under realms bioluminescence decreases during the

• 10:05:36

day outside.

• 10:05:37

Gotcha.

• 10:05:37

So what the under realm represents, even in Ashes of Creation, is a dark area to navigate

• 10:05:42

during the day above and a brighter area that's bioluminescent during the night above.

• 10:05:47

Gotcha.

• 10:05:48

And that is in Ashes of Creation.

• 10:05:49

Correct.

• 10:05:51

All right.

• 10:05:52

Who's next?

• 10:05:53

Wait, did he do it?

• 10:05:53

Well, I'm doing my thing.

• 10:05:55

You get your tax.

• 10:05:56

You didn't have a light on these.

• 10:05:57

I'm hitting it.

• 10:05:57

I need to make my stop check.

• 10:05:59

That'd be cool.

• 10:06:00

Go ahead.

• 10:06:00

And like the mushrooms too.

• 10:06:01

20.

• 10:06:04

No, it doesn't.

• 10:06:05

That thing like has.

• 10:06:05

Turn it off, turn it off.

• 10:06:06

John.

• 10:06:06

Oh, it doesn't do self damage.

• 10:06:08

Oh, it can't be credit.

• 10:06:09

They don't get percentage.

• 10:06:10

That's right.

• 10:06:10

Just shoot him.

• 10:06:11

Okay.

• 10:06:12

Shoot him up.

• 10:06:15

I mean, we've damaged one pretty heavily now.

• 10:06:17

Um, is this am I using the.

• 10:06:20

Can I do the holy?

• 10:06:22

You have it for the whole fight.

• 10:06:25

Oh, okay.

• 10:06:27

You just need to hit it.

• 10:06:29

Do you have any net ones?

• 10:06:30

He's using his net 20 right now.

• 10:06:31

He said, yeah.

• 10:06:32

So you need.

• 10:06:34

Go ahead.

• 10:06:35

Do I need to roll to confirm it?

• 10:06:36

No.

• 10:06:36

But just roll damage.

• 10:06:40

So it's one D six plus the 46.

• 10:06:41

Yep.

• 10:06:42

Since.

• 10:06:42

Yes.

• 10:06:42

So five years.

• 10:06:43

Five D six plus your.

• 10:06:45

Static.

• 10:06:46

Plus bonus.

• 10:06:49

25 plus what?

• 10:06:50

I already added that.

• 10:06:51

Okay.

• 10:06:52

25.

• 10:06:52

Yep.

• 10:06:52

All right.

• 10:06:53

Oh, that's good.

• 10:06:53

So all 25 goes through.

• 10:06:55

What's it at?

• 10:06:55

127.

• 10:06:57

It's that the green one is at 127.

• 10:07:00

Correct.

• 10:07:01

That's the total health of 137.

• 10:07:03

Wait, which one is he hitting?

• 10:07:05

This green guy.

• 10:07:06

That one.

• 10:07:06

Okay.

• 10:07:06

Hold on a second.

• 10:07:07

Let me.

• 10:07:07

Yeah.

• 10:07:08

Let me correct.

• 10:07:12

Do you have another attack or is that it?

• 10:07:17

Yeah.

• 10:07:17

Oh, folks.

• 10:07:18

You just have one attack.

• 10:07:20

I moved, I think.

• 10:07:21

No, I didn't.

• 10:07:22

But you stayed.

• 10:07:23

Now we are going.

• 10:07:25

We're going to take a break as soon as this is over.

• 10:07:27

So that's going to be five, which is about an hour.

• 10:07:30

No, this will be about 30 more minutes.

• 10:07:31

Wait, so I didn't move.

• 10:07:32

Can I do my rapid?

• 10:07:34

You.

• 10:07:35

Yeah.

• 10:07:35

You can do your rapid.

• 10:07:36

It's just a negative two, right?

• 10:07:38

Yeah.

• 10:07:38

Do you have another 20 or do you have another 20 or no?

• 10:07:42

That was my last one.

• 10:07:42

Yeah.

• 10:07:43

We have we didn't take our 630 break yet.

• 10:07:46

We're going.

• 10:07:48

That's 18.

• 10:07:48

We're dedicated.

• 10:07:49

Long ones.

• 10:07:50

Yeah.

• 10:07:51

Yeah.

• 10:07:52

26.

• 10:07:54

Hits all that damage again.

• 10:07:57

Oh, okay.

• 10:07:59

Big damage.

• 10:08:01

Big dumb ass.

• 10:08:01

17 not big damage.

• 10:08:04

17 more on the green guy.

• 10:08:05

Take 17 full damage.

• 10:08:06

What's it at now?

• 10:08:11

112.

• 10:08:11

Okay.

• 10:08:14

137 is it's.

• 10:08:15

What's our donations at?

• 10:08:16

I'm wondering if Brian Smith drinking this gallon of milk in a cow suit now.

• 10:08:24

That's going to be funny.

• 10:08:27

Where's the death nut challenge?

• 10:08:29

We already hit it.

• 10:08:32

Yeah.

• 10:08:32

Who is doing them?

• 10:08:33

And you're doing the death.

• 10:08:34

No one's going to stop with them and as long as you give me an opportunity to stop at certain

• 10:08:39

levels.

• 10:08:39

Oh, yeah.

• 10:08:39

Yeah.

• 10:08:40

You can stop.

• 10:08:40

I'll try.

• 10:08:41

Zim and Cliff are going to do it.

• 10:08:43

How many do you know?

• 10:08:44

I think he's crazy.

• 10:08:45

Well, it's I mean, however, when are we doing packages?

• 10:08:50

You guys want to give him a break?

• 10:08:51

I'm one of the breaks.

• 10:08:52

Yeah.

• 10:08:52

Either at the end.

• 10:08:53

How much are we at right now?

• 10:08:55

That's what I'm asking.

• 10:08:56

We are currently at.

• 10:08:57

Oh, never mind.

• 10:08:59

Just jump.

• 10:08:59

Hold on.

• 10:08:59

Well, this is a terrible.

• 10:09:01

46,000.

• 10:09:03

Okay.

• 10:09:03

So we get to 50,000.

• 10:09:07

Before the next.

• 10:09:08

What time is it?

• 10:09:09

Eight before nine o'clock.

• 10:09:13

I will also participate in the death nut challenge.

• 10:09:16

We all have to know.

• 10:09:18

We all have to.

• 10:09:19

We all have to.

• 10:09:21

We all have to.

• 10:09:23

Yes.

• 10:09:23

I don't think you have to at least commit to the death nut challenge.

• 10:09:26

You have to at least commit to the first one.

• 10:09:28

I don't want to do it till the end.

• 10:09:29

Then if we're going to do that, because I have to stay up for a full 25.

• 10:09:32

No, it messes with you.

• 10:09:34

At least do the first one.

• 10:09:35

You can do yours at the end.

• 10:09:36

There's not enough.

• 10:09:37

No, that's not fun.

• 10:09:38

No, there's a lot of five knots for it.

• 10:09:41

They're all different levels.

• 10:09:42

Yeah, no, there's per level five knots.

• 10:09:44

There's five knots.

• 10:09:45

I understand five levels of five knots.

• 10:09:48

Oh, I have.

• 10:09:49

I want to know what the death nut challenge is.

• 10:09:52

Somebody want to explain the death nut challenge.

• 10:09:53

Just so you know, here's what the death nut challenge is.

• 10:09:55

And remember, this is for the children.

• 10:09:57

I'll do one level.

• 10:09:59

Okay.

• 10:10:01

It goes up to 13 million Scovilles of heat at level five.

• 10:10:07

That's Carolina reefers, ghost nuts, or not.

• 10:10:11

Wait, no.

• 10:10:12

Peppers.

• 10:10:13

This is the new one.

• 10:10:14

This is the 5.0 one.

• 10:10:17

So what does it go to?

• 10:10:18

I don't know.

• 10:10:18

Oh, never done this one before.

• 10:10:20

Yeah, it's a little different.

• 10:10:21

I don't know.

• 10:10:22

It's 30.

• 10:10:24

I also have solar flare.

• 10:10:26

Sunflower ones.

• 10:10:27

Those are going to be for later.

• 10:10:28

I thought you guys wanted to do the chip challenge.

• 10:10:31

There's no chip challenge.

• 10:10:32

Rylos.

• 10:10:33

Yes.

• 10:10:34

You do all your damage.

• 10:10:36

Francisco.

• 10:10:37

Okay.

• 10:10:37

My trigger goes off.

• 10:10:38

No, Francisco.

• 10:10:40

My trigger goes off.

• 10:10:41

You may do your trigger.

• 10:10:42

Okay.

• 10:10:42

I'm using my Metamagic adapt one a day to maximize the effect and I heal him for 37.

• 10:10:49

Nope.

• 10:10:49

Metamagic doesn't work like that.

• 10:10:51

Not on one.

• 10:10:51

It's a it has to be a prepared spell and then you prepare it at a higher slot.

• 10:10:55

No.

• 10:10:56

Metamagic adapt means I can take any spell I cast and maximize it once per day with no

• 10:11:02

does it say any prepared spell?

• 10:11:06

Any man you know to a spell you are about to cast without increasing the casting time.

• 10:11:11

Boom.

• 10:11:11

I don't think that works on ones.

• 10:11:13

Look up Metamagic.

• 10:11:14

It's a feet.

• 10:11:15

Negatory.

• 10:11:16

I took a feet.

• 10:11:16

It's a once a day ability.

• 10:11:18

It's how to make a cannon.

• 10:11:19

I don't know about that.

• 10:11:20

What's the magic?

• 10:11:22

What?

• 10:11:22

Adept?

• 10:11:23

Yeah.

• 10:11:24

Metamagic adapt.

• 10:11:26

It's a feet you take.

• 10:11:27

It gives my guy that once a day he do a nuclear strike.

• 10:11:32

I just happened to choose a nuclear heal.

• 10:11:35

No, magic wand is a use.

• 10:11:37

Matt use magic.

• 10:11:38

It's a skill check, not a cast.

• 10:11:39

Maybe it says it says it doesn't have an opportunity attack.

• 10:11:45

It doesn't matter.

• 10:11:45

It's a cast.

• 10:11:46

I don't think so.

• 10:11:47

One does he use magic items?

• 10:11:49

Look up Metamagic.

• 10:11:50

All right, look up Metamagic feet with one.

• 10:11:54

Metamagic adapt.

• 10:11:55

In Pathfinder.

• 10:11:56

Metamagic adapt on one's Pathfinder.

• 10:11:58

Can you apply Metamagic abilities and conditions?

• 10:12:02

That's going to be a big negative.

• 10:12:04

10-4 Ghost Rider.

• 10:12:06

Pattern is full.

• 10:12:10

At level three, a third level, you can apply any one Metamagic feet.

• 10:12:15

You know, to spell you're about to cast.

• 10:12:17

I'm casting it out of the wand without increasing the casting time.

• 10:12:22

Lucy, don't do that.

• 10:12:23

Lucy, no.

• 10:12:24

You must still expand the higher level spell slot to cast the spell.

• 10:12:28

See, you can't do that at once.

• 10:12:28

You can use this ability once per day at the third level.

• 10:12:31

You may, you must.

• 10:12:33

Yeah.

• 10:12:33

All right, here it is.

• 10:12:35

Now, you know what we call that.

• 10:12:40

You already are whipping us enough.

• 10:12:42

I am not.

• 10:12:42

I am just a vessel of the story.

• 10:12:44

You think I would do this to your party?

• 10:12:48

16.

• 10:12:49

Never.

• 10:12:50

Yeah.

• 10:12:50

I've seen you do worse.

• 10:12:51

23.

• 10:12:52

You're not.

• 10:12:52

Do not.

• 10:12:55

How dare you?

• 10:12:56

You guys, I got one.

• 10:12:57

We got one shotted by those things before.

• 10:12:59

Okay.

• 10:13:00

My trigger's done.

• 10:13:00

I really hope that you guys do succeed here.

• 10:13:02

He healed for 23.

• 10:13:04

23.

• 10:13:06

Woo, 23.

• 10:13:06

You healed 23 lethal and non-lethal damage.

• 10:13:09

Yeah.

• 10:13:10

Okay.

• 10:13:10

Now he triggers.

• 10:13:11

So what does that do?

• 10:13:12

Now Francisco Brion of Assisi.

• 10:13:17

It's both 23 non-lethal.

• 10:13:18

Enters the ring.

• 10:13:20

El channel.

• 10:13:26

Someone said by succeed, Stephen means everyone dies.

• 10:13:29

That's awesome.

• 10:13:30

That is not true.

• 10:13:32

That is not true.

• 10:13:33

16 plus bonus.

• 10:13:34

Look, I made tower maps, you guys.

• 10:13:36

I want to get to the tower.

• 10:13:38

Okay.

• 10:13:39

I'm excited.

• 10:13:39

What's your bonus?

• 10:13:40

Plus five.

• 10:13:40

You died last time.

• 10:13:41

Plus five? Where are you getting that from?

• 10:13:42

You get one per level.

• 10:13:43

In the tower?

• 10:13:44

Not for channels.

• 10:13:45

Not for channels.

• 10:13:46

How about the different ones?

• 10:13:47

No, channels have bonus.

• 10:13:48

Channel does not get bonus per level by...

• 10:13:52

Yeah, channels don't do that.

• 10:13:54

It has a bonus of some kind.

• 10:13:55

No, he has a variant that he can use, and the variant allows him to have his healing power,

• 10:14:00

but grant bonuses like AC or luck to attack.

• 10:14:04

But he's not using the variant.

• 10:14:05

Okay.

• 10:14:05

He's maximizing heal.

• 10:14:07

All right.

• 10:14:07

So 16.

• 10:14:08

16 healing.

• 10:14:09

Now cure spells do get bonus points per level, but they max out.

• 10:14:13

Light wounds is at five, moderates at seven, I think.

• 10:14:16

Okay.

• 10:14:16

So 16 subdual damage and 16 physical damage is the deal on everybody.

• 10:14:26

How much are we here?

• 10:14:27

16 physical and 16 danger subdual.

• 10:14:29

Somebody said it's not about the keys.

• 10:14:32

It's about the keys.

• 10:14:33

The keys.

• 10:14:34

Oh, I like that.

• 10:14:35

That's cute.

• 10:14:37

My number.

• 10:14:37

That was good.

• 10:14:38

That was good.

• 10:14:39

El Harte.

• 10:15:08

Yeah.

• 10:15:10

I had the moment where I will try to take a heal myself and says no effect.

• 10:15:14

Which is okay.

• 10:15:15

Yeah, it's being weird.

• 10:15:19

Oh, it wants to update.

• 10:15:20

That's why.

• 10:15:23

Oh, how do I cancel?

• 10:15:27

You donations and let it go.

• 10:15:31

Arctic Elysium with the $35.

• 10:15:32

Take it out of that Arctic.

• 10:15:36

Yes.

• 10:15:37

Nat 20 Nat 20 for Steven from Arctic Arctic.

• 10:15:41

Thank you.

• 10:15:42

And again, that's not for me.

• 10:15:43

That's for them.

• 10:15:43

I'm just telling the story.

• 10:15:46

It's a lovely little lovely cheeky little Nat 20 for Steven.

• 10:15:49

Those eight two dates.

• 10:15:50

Yes.

• 10:15:53

All right.

• 10:15:53

I will give you the eight two dates.

• 10:15:56

That's fixed.

• 10:15:58

Okay, awesome.

• 10:15:59

It also fixed my other when it's ready.

• 10:16:00

That's not a date.

• 10:16:02

That is a date.

• 10:16:05

Date is in the future.

• 10:16:06

I've never seen that before.

• 10:16:08

That score with the $50 donation for the key, by the way.

• 10:16:11

Got him.

• 10:16:14

Yeah.

• 10:16:14

And then open up again.

• 10:16:17

Demented Leonex.

• 10:16:21

They asked, can we donate to return the horse guide and normal?

• 10:16:24

Yes.

• 10:16:25

Oh, yes.

• 10:16:25

You can race change.

• 10:16:26

You can give someone said I was holding my breath so hard.

• 10:16:29

You can give John.

• 10:16:30

Oh, thank you.

• 10:16:31

What?

• 10:16:32

Because I said I was going to give the eight two dates.

• 10:16:36

And I said, when it's ready,

• 10:16:40

you can donate specific.

• 10:16:41

That's really what the players want to hear.

• 10:16:43

Here's the thing.

• 10:16:44

He could turn into a horse again.

• 10:16:45

Who could I kind of like the horse?

• 10:16:47

No, no.

• 10:16:47

He doesn't want to leave not being a horse.

• 10:16:49

I know he wants to be a horse.

• 10:16:50

But the chat is saying, can they donate to make him not to change his.

• 10:16:54

You could, but then that would be like donating negatively.

• 10:16:57

No, you guys can do what you want.

• 10:16:58

They give you.

• 10:16:59

They can do it.

• 10:17:00

Yeah, they give them some dooms in that one.

• 10:17:02

No, I'm just the narrative.

• 10:17:07

I know.

• 10:17:07

And I'm just somebody says, poor sucks.

• 10:17:10

Be a honey badger world.

• 10:17:15

Did Francisco go?

• 10:17:16

I did.

• 10:17:16

Alistair.

• 10:17:18

I mean, I've literally been fighting in this dungeon for over five years.

• 10:17:22

Someone said Sarah, Jessica, wow.

• 10:17:25

Wow.

• 10:17:27

That is terrible.

• 10:17:28

So I'm going to.

• 10:17:30

I'm going to stop further and I'm going to still take four pertinent attacks,

• 10:17:35

but it can't be bite anymore.

• 10:17:37

So it will be non-lethal.

• 10:17:38

Can you move me five steps?

• 10:17:39

Oh, yeah.

• 10:17:40

Towards the yeah.

• 10:17:42

I'm going to shoot at the.

• 10:17:44

And you even do a pertinent tax here still.

• 10:17:50

But it will be non-lethal.

• 10:17:52

They'll be not.

• 10:17:52

And I'm already so that's matter.

• 10:17:54

Right.

• 10:17:55

All right.

• 10:17:55

I'm going to shoot.

• 10:17:56

So Steven do four attacks on me and I'm going to shoot.

• 10:17:58

It's one attack per attack.

• 10:18:00

Not with Flurry.

• 10:18:02

Flurry each separate attack.

• 10:18:05

But each of his range attacks.

• 10:18:08

Each range attack.

• 10:18:09

Right.

• 10:18:09

So I don't think.

• 10:18:10

Oh, yeah.

• 10:18:10

It's not going to roll a four and kill you when you get nine.

• 10:18:13

He's going to be sequential.

• 10:18:15

It'll be sequential.

• 10:18:15

I got you.

• 10:18:17

Roll four because I'm full HP.

• 10:18:19

He can't kill me.

• 10:18:19

He does 10 damage first.

• 10:18:21

Well, that sounds like a challenge.

• 10:18:22

People can't see you.

• 10:18:24

People can't see you when you stand up.

• 10:18:26

Okay, hold on.

• 10:18:26

Steve has auto crits.

• 10:18:28

He's going to auto crit.

• 10:18:29

He doesn't right now.

• 10:18:32

I know, but they're not like.

• 10:18:34

No, they don't count.

• 10:18:35

Yeah.

• 10:18:35

Sorry.

• 10:18:35

No, no, no.

• 10:18:37

I'm sorry.

• 10:18:38

Mr.

• 10:18:38

Cole, listen, I respect your donation, even if Margaret doesn't.

• 10:18:43

I'm just saying.

• 10:18:45

Let me double check that.

• 10:18:47

Yeah, he has.

• 10:18:48

I hit.

• 10:18:49

No, because I'm just joking.

• 10:18:50

I want to make sure we can track them.

• 10:18:53

Yes.

• 10:18:53

Don't worry.

• 10:18:54

I'm ready with my wine.

• 10:18:55

I hit you plus 18 plus 19.

• 10:18:57

You have a nat one and a nat 20.

• 10:18:59

That is a hit.

• 10:19:01

Wait, why is he rolling dice?

• 10:19:02

He must use that one or nat 20.

• 10:19:04

You choose 20.

• 10:19:06

Wait, I don't have it yet.

• 10:19:07

You do actually on here.

• 10:19:08

I was double checking.

• 10:19:09

I was like, let me double check because he's just getting to it now.

• 10:19:11

You have one nat one and one nat 20.

• 10:19:14

Nat 20.

• 10:19:14

Right.

• 10:19:14

Just so.

• 10:19:17

Steven, you just wanted to check.

• 10:19:19

He was able.

• 10:19:19

I got another one.

• 10:19:20

Yeah.

• 10:19:21

From them himself.

• 10:19:23

Thank you.

• 10:19:24

Yeah.

• 10:19:26

What can you give him?

• 10:19:27

A nat one.

• 10:19:32

Roll your confirm, please.

• 10:19:34

And then wait, are you using a nat 20?

• 10:19:36

He can't confirm.

• 10:19:37

Roll confirming with a nat one.

• 10:19:39

Are you using your nat 20?

• 10:19:39

You're confirming the nat 20.

• 10:19:41

You already called.

• 10:19:41

You'd use your nat 20.

• 10:19:42

Then you're left with a hundred dollar donation for a while.

• 10:19:44

Okay, so do the crit.

• 10:19:45

Or to help the players.

• 10:19:48

Can't subdual crit.

• 10:19:49

And get an extended magic in ashes.

• 10:19:52

I hope I can see this happen in the stream.

• 10:19:54

Seven plus eight.

• 10:19:56

Okay.

• 10:19:56

Fifteen.

• 10:19:57

Fifteen non-lethal damage.

• 10:19:58

Thanks.

• 10:19:59

Okay, now five.

• 10:20:00

How dare you?

• 10:20:01

Is this the shot that you're going to call the advantage?

• 10:20:04

Yes.

• 10:20:04

Yes.

• 10:20:05

So you're going.

• 10:20:06

This is your.

• 10:20:06

Let me double check if I have any.

• 10:20:07

This is your super heroic shot.

• 10:20:09

Yep.

• 10:20:10

Oh, maybe I have something on my.

• 10:20:11

I would like to hear you say this is my heroic shot.

• 10:20:13

There's like a delay.

• 10:20:14

I have to get to that.

• 10:20:14

This is my heroic shot.

• 10:20:16

But you did have.

• 10:20:16

I was just joking.

• 10:20:17

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:20:17

This is my heroic shot.

• 10:20:18

And you don't have a nat 20.

• 10:20:20

No.

• 10:20:20

I'm at plus 12.

• 10:20:25

24.

• 10:20:26

What's their AC, Steve?

• 10:20:28

Sorry?

• 10:20:29

What is their AC?

• 10:20:30

25.

• 10:20:33

Okay.

• 10:20:33

Miss.

• 10:20:34

Next attack.

• 10:20:35

Yep.

• 10:20:36

You have to take out one.

• 10:20:37

Nat one.

• 10:20:37

You do not roll dice.

• 10:20:39

Nat one.

• 10:20:39

Nat one.

• 10:20:40

All right.

• 10:20:40

It's a good thing I rolled that die because it was a two.

• 10:20:42

Okay, that's your nat one.

• 10:20:43

Got rid of that.

• 10:20:44

Second shot.

• 10:20:45

Plus 12.

• 10:20:47

Miss.

• 10:20:47

Third shot.

• 10:20:48

Third shot.

• 10:20:49

Third shot.

• 10:20:49

Nat one.

• 10:20:50

Done.

• 10:20:51

Go.

• 10:20:51

That's the third.

• 10:20:52

Now that's my last nat.

• 10:20:54

Okay, so I'm gonna write Roshan.

• 10:20:56

I'm gonna put that he has the highest.

• 10:20:58

I'm sorry.

• 10:20:59

Do you actually shoot arrows with that thing?

• 10:21:02

Yeah.

• 10:21:02

You do?

• 10:21:03

Four.

• 10:21:04

Just confirming.

• 10:21:04

And what type of arrows are they?

• 10:21:06

Regular.

• 10:21:06

No, they're not.

• 10:21:07

Why?

• 10:21:08

They're your plus arrows.

• 10:21:10

Yeah.

• 10:21:11

Yeah.

• 10:21:11

Oh, I have to add plus bonus to it as well.

• 10:21:14

And you lose the arrows.

• 10:21:15

That miss.

• 10:21:15

You rolled twos and threes and stuff.

• 10:21:17

No, no, but I have a hundred of them.

• 10:21:18

That last arrow probably hit.

• 10:21:20

How many have you used?

• 10:21:22

You don't even keep track.

• 10:21:23

Sure.

• 10:21:23

Did you say we should be...

• 10:21:25

Because most of the campaign we don't.

• 10:21:26

You spent 10,000 gold on those arrows.

• 10:21:29

I'm not using those.

• 10:21:30

I don't have those.

• 10:21:30

I made it a plus one ban against undead.

• 10:21:32

How many of those did you buy?

• 10:21:34

That's a bow.

• 10:21:34

A ban bow.

• 10:21:36

Oh, so then why are you tracking arrows?

• 10:21:38

I'm not.

• 10:21:39

Oh my God.

• 10:21:40

That's all you, Steven.

• 10:21:41

He told me he was buying 10,000 gold on arrows.

• 10:21:43

But you never told me that.

• 10:21:44

Oh, I've never used them though.

• 10:21:46

I was definitely.

• 10:21:47

I was assuming that you're adding it into your stuff.

• 10:21:49

No, that was the one when they did the Patreon.

• 10:21:51

That's okay.

• 10:21:52

Hey, hey, hey.

• 10:21:52

We're passing out.

• 10:21:53

I'm just saying you never told me you didn't buy them.

• 10:21:54

Okay, well that's what's never used.

• 10:21:54

Fourth attack of opportunity, Steve roll.

• 10:21:57

Yeah, last attack of opportunity.

• 10:21:59

Okay, I have no nats.

• 10:22:01

You have nothing.

• 10:22:01

You have nothing.

• 10:22:02

And...

• 10:22:03

Oh, he's got us.

• 10:22:04

19 plus eight, 27.

• 10:22:05

Hits.

• 10:22:06

Roll damage.

• 10:22:07

Well, he might, I don't know, because we haven't caught up yet.

• 10:22:10

13.

• 10:22:10

Good.

• 10:22:12

So who just did all of these attacks of opportunity?

• 10:22:15

What model, please?

• 10:22:16

The dark one, yeah.

• 10:22:18

That one dark one.

• 10:22:19

All right, so now I'm doing my last shot.

• 10:22:20

And like I said, if anything hits one that's near me, bodyguard.

• 10:22:22

I'm doing 18 plus.

• 10:22:23

I'm calling it out in advance.

• 10:22:26

It's a 20.

• 10:22:27

Roll to confirm.

• 10:22:28

That doesn't confirm.

• 10:22:29

Oh, can't crit that.

• 10:22:30

All right, I did do one shot.

• 10:22:32

So now I do the eight plus on the wounded one.

• 10:22:37

Hopefully I can kill it.

• 10:22:39

Which wounded one?

• 10:22:39

There's only two, right?

• 10:22:40

Four, ten, twenty-one.

• 10:22:43

Twenty-one on that one.

• 10:22:44

Which one's that one?

• 10:22:46

Whatever this is.

• 10:22:47

One, thirty-three.

• 10:22:49

How much life it has?

• 10:22:50

I think it's one thirty-five.

• 10:22:51

Is it one thirty-five?

• 10:22:52

One thirty-seven.

• 10:22:54

It needs a little bit more.

• 10:22:56

Four more, that's fine.

• 10:22:57

Magic missile?

• 10:22:57

I won't get it.

• 10:22:59

You'd need to roll against its SR.

• 10:23:01

No.

• 10:23:02

Is that a new one?

• 10:23:03

Yeah, that's the one that got summoned.

• 10:23:04

Sure.

• 10:23:06

No, that's not the one that got summoned.

• 10:23:06

Whatever, pooper.

• 10:23:07

The one you're hitting is the one that got summoned.

• 10:23:09

No, it's the green one.

• 10:23:09

I'm hitting the green one.

• 10:23:11

That's okay.

• 10:23:11

Oh, you're hitting the green one?

• 10:23:13

What's the green one at?

• 10:23:14

That's at one thirty-three.

• 10:23:15

Yeah, that's the one.

• 10:23:16

What's the other one at?

• 10:23:18

One of two.

• 10:23:18

What happened?

• 10:23:23

I don't remember turning that on.

• 10:23:27

I really left the front door light on.

• 10:23:28

Okay, next.

• 10:23:29

The perv.

• 10:23:29

Oh, that's block.

• 10:23:31

That's me.

• 10:23:33

All right.

• 10:23:34

I'm gonna order dinner.

• 10:23:35

She's very happy.

• 10:23:36

Both of them perv-

• 10:23:37

Do we have any requests?

• 10:23:40

I'm up for whatever.

• 10:23:41

I like steak, so I won't complain with that.

• 10:23:44

Let's do some steak.

• 10:23:45

I want that chipotle.

• 10:23:47

Chipotle, pizza.

• 10:23:48

Indian food.

• 10:23:49

These are all not good ideas, you guys.

• 10:23:51

Indian food?

• 10:23:53

That's some of that energy.

• 10:23:53

Oh, what about cello kebab and shish kebab?

• 10:23:56

Oh, I like kebab.

• 10:23:56

Yeah.

• 10:23:57

That's kind of steak.

• 10:23:58

You can do it.

• 10:24:00

Let's half damage.

• 10:24:01

Let me see if I can-

• 10:24:02

Yeah, resist.

• 10:24:02

That's a problem.

• 10:24:03

It probably has-

• 10:24:04

It bypasses.

• 10:24:05

Oh, okay.

• 10:24:05

No, no, I'm talking about you might have magic resist.

• 10:24:08

Okay.

• 10:24:08

I'm gonna go with the-

• 10:24:09

I'm gonna go with the-

• 10:24:10

He might have magic resist.

• 10:24:11

Like, you are-

• 10:24:12

Powerful.

• 10:24:13

It's a power one, I do.

• 10:24:14

Ignores all that.

• 10:24:15

Oh, we could do Karl Strauss steaks.

• 10:24:17

I love Karl Strauss.

• 10:24:18

Karl Strauss is awesome.

• 10:24:19

Starveld can't be resisted.

• 10:24:21

I know that, but he has like a-

• 10:24:22

We'll do some pork chops and steaks.

• 10:24:24

Yeah.

• 10:24:25

Yeah, I'm not gonna complain about that.

• 10:24:26

And the apple cure.

• 10:24:28

Oh, it's not.

• 10:24:30

Oh, like-

• 10:24:30

Okay, yeah.

• 10:24:31

We'll match.

• 10:24:31

Yeah.

• 10:24:34

Shit.

• 10:24:35

Stand by.

• 10:24:37

I think In-N-Out is still open.

• 10:24:39

Someone was asking if In-N-Out is still open.

• 10:24:41

They are.

• 10:24:41

They are.

• 10:24:42

But they don't deliver.

• 10:24:43

They don't deliver.

• 10:24:43

I don't know why.

• 10:24:44

All right.

• 10:24:45

In-N-Out.

• 10:24:46

Yeah, but they don't deliver.

• 10:24:47

I could put a camera in the car.

• 10:24:48

They're already busy enough.

• 10:24:49

Yeah, their line is always packed.

• 10:24:51

It's like canes between the two of them.

• 10:24:53

Chick-fil-A is always like that.

• 10:24:54

Why are they-

• 10:24:55

Well, Chick-fil-A has a lot of that one.

• 10:24:57

Chick-fil-A is not as packed though as canes and In-N-Out.

• 10:25:00

The one in the chanel.

• 10:25:01

Yeah.

• 10:25:01

The one in the chanel.

• 10:25:02

Yeah.

• 10:25:03

The one in the chanel though as canes and In-N-Out.

• 10:25:05

Canes and In-N-Out, I never see it not like an epic line.

• 10:25:09

Drive-through is always like 30 minutes in an hour.

• 10:25:10

Yeah, it's madness.

• 10:25:13

That ain't fast food at that point.

• 10:25:16

I'll just order from a Carl Strasser and get better quality.

• 10:25:18

Well, I mean, you can always walk in too.

• 10:25:19

Yeah.

• 10:25:19

Yeah.

• 10:25:20

Little suckers that are waiting in their cars.

• 10:25:21

You can just park and walk in.

• 10:25:24

Look, I have to interact with people in person.

• 10:25:29

There's certain times when it's low,

• 10:25:30

and then you can just drive through like within five.

• 10:25:32

But most of the time, it's like the police car.

• 10:25:36

No, thank you.

• 10:25:37

I've got a life to live.

• 10:25:38

All right, I'm burning my advantage.

• 10:25:41

Not me.

• 10:25:41

I'm going to zap the guy that's got four hit points left

• 10:25:46

with magic missile and trying to rip through his spell defense.

• 10:25:49

So here's my two-dime.

• 10:25:50

Wait, the guy that has only four hit points

• 10:25:52

apparently doesn't have spell defense against you?

• 10:25:54

He doesn't.

• 10:25:55

No, I'm rolling to get through.

• 10:25:56

You said it didn't.

• 10:25:57

No, you remembered already now.

• 10:25:58

This guy back here.

• 10:26:00

No, you're wrong again.

• 10:26:01

This guy back here.

• 10:26:02

You do look like that.

• 10:26:03

This guy back here doesn't have spell defense against me.

• 10:26:05

Go ahead.

• 10:26:06

The guy that I'm trying to kill, whoever this wounded guy is.

• 10:26:08

Roll your spell defense.

• 10:26:11

14 got it, so he's dead.

• 10:26:14

What did you need?

• 10:26:17

I rolled a 20.

• 10:26:22

You rolled a 20.

• 10:26:23

No, no, no, 8.

• 10:26:24

8 and 14 is.

• 10:26:26

You're not level 8.

• 10:26:27

You're level 6.

• 10:26:28

She's such a farmer.

• 10:26:28

I'm plus 8 for concentration.

• 10:26:31

It's not a concentration check.

• 10:26:32

It's a spell level check.

• 10:26:33

And you're caster level 6, so it's 6 plus a d20.

• 10:26:37

OK, so I rolled a 20.

• 10:26:39

What do I need to get through?

• 10:26:40

My AC moved back up to 21.

• 10:26:41

And the second one?

• 10:26:42

I don't know what's going on.

• 10:26:43

What's the second one?

• 10:26:44

I said I rolled advantage.

• 10:26:46

Oh, OK.

• 10:26:46

What did you do?

• 10:26:47

No, it's good.

• 10:26:47

OK.

• 10:26:48

So I didn't get that 20.

• 10:26:49

Hold on.

• 10:26:49

Do you have a hit point?

• 10:26:50

No, I'm out.

• 10:26:55

It missed.

• 10:26:56

Your magic missiles fly off errantly into the cavern.

• 10:27:01

You can snowball them, though.

• 10:27:03

Yep.

• 10:27:04

My turn.

• 10:27:05

And then snowball resistance already done.

• 10:27:07

My.

• 10:27:08

So you should just hit right.

• 10:27:09

Do you have crit or not one?

• 10:27:12

I do.

• 10:27:13

But that would be overkill.

• 10:27:15

You want to hit.

• 10:27:16

You can't really reach the creatures.

• 10:27:18

I mean, you can use advantage, maybe.

• 10:27:20

Because you want to hit, right?

• 10:27:22

Yeah.

• 10:27:22

Because they have, it would be a shame if you just hit.

• 10:27:23

That's right.

• 10:27:24

Yeah, I'll use the map.

• 10:27:27

And they just won't be.

• 10:27:33

Are you able to hit them?

• 10:27:34

Yeah.

• 10:27:35

You can finish that up before it moves.

• 10:27:37

Oh, Lucy scared me.

• 10:27:39

I'm going to move.

• 10:27:40

Can I five foot step?

• 10:27:42

It's still going to stick.

• 10:27:43

Yeah.

• 10:27:44

Can I five foot step?

• 10:27:45

Yeah.

• 10:27:47

Am I within range to touch him?

• 10:27:49

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 10:27:51

Hey.

• 10:27:51

Are you?

• 10:27:52

You would take it after he adjacent to you.

• 10:27:55

Is he right now?

• 10:27:55

Are you not?

• 10:27:56

That's me.

• 10:27:56

OK.

• 10:27:59

I'm going to.

• 10:28:00

I'm the big green guy next to the red cap.

• 10:28:02

Activate my destruction, which is

• 10:28:05

going to give you plus three to your attack rolls.

• 10:28:10

Actually, yeah, plus four to your attack rolls.

• 10:28:12

Can you hear the perk?

• 10:28:15

Yes.

• 10:28:16

It says bonus on all damage rolls.

• 10:28:20

Bonus increases by plus one for every three or for every three.

• 10:28:23

Oh, I'm supposed to.

• 10:28:25

OK, so you're going to get plus three to attack rolls and damage.

• 10:28:30

OK, because I'm going to lend you my my judgment to lend her lend you her ear.

• 10:28:37

Yes, I touch.

• 10:28:39

I touch your shoulder and I say, friend, high five.

• 10:28:42

Yeah.

• 10:28:44

Let the light let the light be with you.

• 10:28:47

Show them what judgment is truly is.

• 10:28:50

Let me hear.

• 10:28:54

That's you through her ear, actually.

• 10:28:56

Yeah, that's gross.

• 10:29:00

Wasn't that Mel Brooks?

• 10:29:01

Was that Mel Brooks?

• 10:29:02

And that is my turn.

• 10:29:04

I think that was like,

• 10:29:06

Brad, Romans and they throw the earlier that requires an action.

• 10:29:11

They had done that history.

• 10:29:14

You have that for one round per level.

• 10:29:16

You have that for that six rounds.

• 10:29:18

OK, plus three to attack and damage.

• 10:29:21

I'm going to use a net 20 on the hit.

• 10:29:25

And you're and it does go through spell resist.

• 10:29:28

Yeah, you go.

• 10:29:29

Yeah, I already made that check.

• 10:29:32

Yeah. You did all that.

• 10:29:35

Hey, and you just said that history of the world part two is actually in the works

• 10:29:40

right now. No, no.

• 10:29:42

Oh, really?

• 10:29:44

I love history part one.

• 10:29:46

I hope not. Is not yes.

• 10:29:47

He's alive. Yes, he alive.

• 10:29:50

Well, he was so cool.

• 10:29:51

He was the last time I saw him.

• 10:29:54

Let's see if we could do anything else.

• 10:29:55

I hope he's still alive.

• 10:29:57

Be another sad day.

• 10:29:59

That's what you made the case.

• 10:30:01

Got to be the case.

• 10:30:02

My judgment, my judgment, my judgment, my judgment, and then my touch.

• 10:30:04

Let me say Brooks is producing.

• 10:30:06

This is OK. Well, he's dead.

• 10:30:09

I mean, there's yogurt.

• 10:30:11

Well, 14 playing yogurt.

• 10:30:14

Well, did you do 14 exact damage? Yeah.

• 10:30:18

But why?

• 10:30:20

Why are you that kills?

• 10:30:22

My sense of four four kills.

• 10:30:24

You did exactly.

• 10:30:26

I rolled really low, but I still did exactly 14 damage.

• 10:30:31

When I said four and four, awesome.

• 10:30:32

Did four hours of this fight with kill snowball.

• 10:30:35

Sweet.

• 10:30:36

Don't look with a slurry of snowballs.

• 10:30:39

So this time erupt from the palm of Jim's hands

• 10:30:45

flying out to the creature, impacting him one by one

• 10:30:50

as his body froze and eventually cracked under the impact in half

• 10:30:56

and fell to the floor, shattering

• 10:31:00

the cacophony.

• 10:31:01

No ice.

• 10:31:03

This this time around, he did not come able to shrug it off.

• 10:31:09

Yeah.

• 10:31:11

The.

• 10:31:13

Cacophony.

• 10:31:19

Jim is done and they go.

• 10:31:24

Which one died to be pulled?

• 10:31:26

Heard someone at the door.

• 10:31:28

Didn't one of these die or something?

• 10:31:29

Yeah, the green one, the big green one.

• 10:31:31

Remove the green one.

• 10:31:36

Thank you.

• 10:31:41

Well, it looks like the confirmed.

• 10:31:44

What is planned in an article back in

• 10:31:47

one for history of the World War two?

• 10:31:50

Now, I'm not sure if that plan has changed.

• 10:31:52

Right then and now, but I haven't heard anything past that.

• 10:31:55

I mean, we can remain hopeful.

• 10:31:56

Yeah, it's always something to strive for.

• 10:31:59

Very well, they will go.

• 10:32:07

They both full attack the cleric who's on the ground.

• 10:32:11

Well, he's going to bodyguard for sure.

• 10:32:15

She's in range.

• 10:32:16

She just went to heal him.

• 10:32:17

No, she didn't heal me.

• 10:32:19

She lent me her ear.

• 10:32:21

She threw her ear at you.

• 10:32:22

It's so gross.

• 10:32:24

So is she still in range?

• 10:32:26

Yeah, she's five feet from him.

• 10:32:28

So she's not far from him.

• 10:32:30

She didn't hear the water.

• 10:32:31

It doesn't really matter.

• 10:32:32

Only gives to see it like to me.

• 10:32:35

Do I have any maps?

• 10:32:38

And I'm with the team, can you bodyguard Brian?

• 10:32:40

Yeah, you're close enough.

• 10:32:43

No, I can't find nobody.

• 10:32:44

All right.

• 10:32:45

Do you mean we did just hit 40,000 to see?

• 10:32:48

Oh, nice. You have any

• 10:32:50

I was supposed to get 50 before that's even better.

• 10:32:53

Yeah, it's plus three plus two for you, too.

• 10:32:55

So it's plus five. And when I lend it to you, OK, plus five.

• 10:32:58

So the third one down.

• 10:33:00

But either way, you know, and today I don't have any plus.

• 10:33:04

Oh, so well, I did more than four plus 13.

• 10:33:07

Mrs.

• 10:33:08

Had plus five. Yeah.

• 10:33:09

Oh, but he's on the floor, actually.

• 10:33:11

It was a two.

• 10:33:13

I can put a plus 13.

• 10:33:16

And he has been conscious.

• 10:33:18

Oh, yeah, you hit the old struggle to plus

• 10:33:22

12 increases around me, I get four of 18 minutes.

• 10:33:26

They see what they see.

• 10:33:27

20 something.

• 10:33:28

Brian's AC is 21.

• 10:33:30

Just regular plus eight is a miss.

• 10:33:35

No, no, not you know.

• 10:33:37

Doesn't that create one of the pop up that 28.

• 10:33:40

It's an eight 19.

• 10:33:42

It's two. 19 does not hit.

• 10:33:44

And a 19 plus 19.

• 10:33:45

Oh, gosh. Yeah, well.

• 10:33:48

Plus 16, four plus 16, 20 points of nonlethal.

• 10:33:52

20 points of nonlethal out of the bike.

• 10:33:55

Plus 20 extra bite plus 12.

• 10:34:00

It's on a 27. Yes.

• 10:34:02

Plus eight.

• 10:34:04

This is

• 10:34:06

plus 14.

• 10:34:09

It's plus 19.

• 10:34:12

It's.

• 10:34:14

That's two whips and the DHS plus three.

• 10:34:17

So that's 16 plus three 19.

• 10:34:19

This plus 19.

• 10:34:21

Seven plus four is 11 plus 19.

• 10:34:23

It's 30, 30 points of nonlethal.

• 10:34:27

As the creatures whip out in a fury of hatred.

• 10:34:32

Gord's the cleric, 30 nominal.

• 10:34:36

Here's a full health.

• 10:34:37

Did that take him back?

• 10:34:38

It's not.

• 10:34:40

Yeah, it's down now because he's 50 nonlethal and he's 46 HP.

• 10:34:43

So is he under? Is he still awake?

• 10:34:47

No, he's down.

• 10:34:48

He's negative four.

• 10:34:50

He's negative four.

• 10:34:51

But you go before him now.

• 10:34:52

Negative four nonlethal.

• 10:34:53

I'm the trigger, not a whore.

• 10:34:54

So you're 50 nonlethal.

• 10:34:56

You took 50 nonlethal damage.

• 10:34:58

Yeah.

• 10:35:00

Okay.

• 10:35:03

It's not George.

• 10:35:04

You hear an incantation from the darkness up above.

• 10:35:10

Now we need to knock that off.

• 10:35:11

It does as a cloud of green gas erupts around these creatures.

• 10:35:19

A stinking cloud appears.

• 10:35:23

Living creatures within the cloud will become nauseated

• 10:35:25

if they fail on this fortitude save.

• 10:35:27

We get one chance to move out.

• 10:35:29

Okay.

• 10:35:31

At the end of our next move action.

• 10:35:32

Okay.

• 10:35:34

How wide is this cloud?

• 10:35:36

What's the circumference?

• 10:35:38

The radius?

• 10:35:39

The meatball demon thingy farted on us.

• 10:35:44

Wait, are these all meatballs?

• 10:35:45

One of them is not a meatball though.

• 10:35:50

I thought one of them was something else that came out of like a portal.

• 10:35:57

So the initial effect causes a check.

• 10:36:00

And then when you end your turn.

• 10:36:03

When do we check?

• 10:36:04

Going forward, if you end your turn in the cloud, you must make a port of return.

• 10:36:09

So we're taking a check right this second.

• 10:36:10

Anybody who exists within this area will first take a save.

• 10:36:13

Okay.

• 10:36:14

What's the save?

• 10:36:15

It's because the cloud erupts around you without your knowledge.

• 10:36:17

Check your don't know things too.

• 10:36:19

20 foot radius.

• 10:36:20

Check your stuff because you can get an advantage or something.

• 10:36:22

Am I not in it or not?

• 10:36:23

You are probably in it.

• 10:36:24

I'm on the edge right there.

• 10:36:25

What is the card number for the save?

• 10:36:26

Oh, that's true.

• 10:36:27

Is it coming off that guy?

• 10:36:28

Yeah.

• 10:36:29

That guy is coming off that guy.

• 10:36:30

That guy is coming off that guy.

• 10:36:31

That guy is coming off that guy.

• 10:36:32

What type of save is it, Will?

• 10:36:37

This is Alex.

• 10:36:38

10, 20.

• 10:36:39

You're probably in it.

• 10:36:40

Is it a Will save?

• 10:36:41

But this is them.

• 10:36:42

So I would line the 20 foot to here, 20 foot to here.

• 10:36:45

That's 40.

• 10:36:46

You're within 40.

• 10:36:47

So I could do a five foot step and be out.

• 10:36:48

You're within 40.

• 10:36:49

Yeah, but you have to take the initial roll.

• 10:36:50

You have to make the initial roll and then after your turn, you need to leave there.

• 10:36:55

So I put the long way here and grab 20 feet this direction.

• 10:36:58

What's the distance on that spell?

• 10:37:00

20 foot radius.

• 10:37:01

I had a mistake.

+10:37:02

• 10:37:02

Put plus 100 feet plus 10 per level.

• 10:37:06

He's got a level.

• 10:37:07

I get 190 feet at the break.

• 10:37:10

He gave us he gave us each of you will make a fortitude save

• 10:37:15

to these guys are eight.

• 10:37:16

I doesn't count.

• 10:37:17

No, they're not.

• 10:37:17

That's level nine is eight.

• 10:37:19

They are.

• 10:37:20

We are 11.

• 10:37:21

Oh, Sarah.

• 10:37:21

11.

• 10:37:21

No, that's what he we have a target.

• 10:37:24

Are you not telling us they have 11 hit dice?

• 10:37:26

Okay.

• 10:37:31

There we go.

• 10:37:34

Steven, the magic items you gave us previously those were for

• 10:37:36

the magic items here.

• 10:37:37

Mm-hmm.

• 10:37:38

Yeah.

• 10:37:39

I gave you 12,500 gold each of magic items.

• 10:37:43

Mm-hmm.

• 10:37:45

All right, but now you have a curse.

• 10:37:46

So that's not my job.

• 10:37:48

Thank you.

• 10:37:48

Call 16 fortitudes.

• 10:37:50

What do you need them?

• 10:37:51

Yeah.

• 10:37:52

You haven't got it yet.

• 10:37:53

See it. Well, you did get to magic items.

• 10:37:57

I need nine.

• 10:37:58

I'm going to use inspiration done.

• 10:38:04

And I got to know.

• 10:38:06

I burn it.

• 10:38:07

That's 20 burned.

• 10:38:08

Yeah, 20 burn.

• 10:38:10

What's the save 16 DC port of to order to 29.

• 10:38:15

I'm going to try to use good fortune before I burn.

• 10:38:19

What is it?

• 10:38:20

Which lets me reroll any one time per day.

• 10:38:22

You cannot use your unconscious.

• 10:38:23

Okay.

• 10:38:25

There's not a catch.

• 10:38:26

It's a little bit.

• 10:38:26

I'm just going to take that one.

• 10:38:27

Okay.

• 10:38:28

Do you have an at 20?

• 10:38:29

Yeah.

• 10:38:31

Not anymore.

• 10:38:32

Do you want me to remove now?

• 10:38:33

Yeah.

• 10:38:34

Important.

• 10:38:39

Yes, you're thinking cloud acts as a fog cloud means you may

• 10:38:43

not see beyond five feet into the cloud itself.

• 10:38:46

Cloud was centered here.

• 10:38:48

That means these two exist beyond five feet of your vision.

• 10:38:51

Therefore are completely concealed.

• 10:38:55

Before you can also see us.

• 10:38:58

I don't do ranged attacks.

• 10:38:59

I don't care about that.

• 10:39:00

But you get an opportunity either.

• 10:39:02

You cannot see the target against any target within five

• 10:39:05

feet of me because I have a year 15.

• 10:39:06

So we don't care any within five.

• 10:39:08

I'm right next to this.

• 10:39:09

You're playing cleric.

• 10:39:10

You're the only one I care about.

• 10:39:11

And I'm trying to all the time.

• 10:39:13

They're trying to kill the five foot step down.

• 10:39:14

No, too late.

• 10:39:16

Why too late?

• 10:39:17

Because you were already called my turn.

• 10:39:18

No, but you already act.

• 10:39:20

You're already the head.

• 10:39:21

Are they get a subject of the stinging cloud to know they're

• 10:39:25

immune to poison.

• 10:39:26

Okay.

• 10:39:28

But you already did actions on them.

• 10:39:29

We can just like, oh, I'm going to do all the attacks.

• 10:39:32

Okay.

• 10:39:32

And I'm pretty sure they do random move.

• 10:39:35

So could you see if they actually go down or left or

• 10:39:38

right or up because they're only if you try to travel at

• 10:39:40

greater than half your speed.

• 10:39:42

If you try to travel at greater than half speed, you have to

• 10:39:44

make an acrobatics check.

• 10:39:45

And if you fall down, you randomize movement.

• 10:39:47

Rylos.

• 10:39:50

I do have a question while we're waiting for Rylos to return.

• 10:39:53

If I go down to 0 HP and then I'm healed, do I still get to

• 10:39:58

keep my bane or does that reset and I have to what is the bane?

• 10:40:02

Is that a spell effect?

• 10:40:03

Yeah.

• 10:40:03

Does it have a spell effect?

• 10:40:05

It's my Inquisitor effect.

• 10:40:06

Like I had active.

• 10:40:07

I get like a few of those per day, but I had one active.

• 10:40:11

I would assume it stays.

• 10:40:13

It will tell you.

• 10:40:14

Rylos.

• 10:40:15

Yeah, it didn't deactivate it, but I was curious if it should

• 10:40:18

have deactivated.

• 10:40:18

What are we at?

• 10:40:19

So I deactivated myself.

• 10:40:20

It's nine o'clock in 20 minutes.

• 10:40:22

Yeah, 20 minutes.

• 10:40:23

How we doing?

• 10:40:25

We are at 47,149.

• 10:40:30

I think that means Brian's drinking a gallon of milk.

• 10:40:32

Let's double check.

• 10:40:33

Obviously, they don't care about that.

• 10:40:35

Yes.

• 10:40:36

Yeah, I'm fine with that.

• 10:40:36

47,000.

• 10:40:37

I don't care about that.

• 10:40:39

47,000 means Brian is drinking a gallon of milk.

• 10:40:43

Brian, we have to go down and drink a gallon of milk.

• 10:40:47

We're not impressed by that right now.

• 10:40:48

Those are two separate.

• 10:40:50

Yeah, but we hit both.

• 10:40:51

We hit the 45,000 and then we hit the 47,000 just now.

• 10:40:54

Can you drink a gallon of milk?

• 10:40:56

A gallon of milk?

• 10:40:57

They say it's nearly impossible.

• 10:41:00

He drinks three gallons of milk a week.

• 10:41:02

That's a week.

• 10:41:04

A week.

• 10:41:04

A little different.

• 10:41:05

Yeah.

• 10:41:06

Oh my God.

• 10:41:07

But that's still a lot to me.

• 10:41:08

Like I drink a glass of milk like once a week.

• 10:41:12

I've got a strategy.

• 10:41:13

I want to keep it cold.

• 10:41:14

Yeah.

• 10:41:15

Is that possible?

• 10:41:16

Because I see a lot of people, they just leave it out.

• 10:41:18

Yeah, you can keep bringing a glass of milk.

• 10:41:21

Yeah.

• 10:41:21

You have an hour to do it.

• 10:41:23

Captain John Luke Picard would often drink a warm glass of milk

• 10:41:29

before bed to help you sleep.

• 10:41:30

We're trying to stay up all night.

• 10:41:32

This is true.

• 10:41:33

Oh, yeah.

• 10:41:34

I might just be done after.

• 10:41:36

Let's name this movie.

• 10:41:37

Ready?

• 10:41:37

Oh, no.

• 10:41:38

I'm bad at these.

• 10:41:38

Excuse me, sir.

• 10:41:39

I'm good at bringing up guesses.

• 10:41:40

Could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk?

• 10:41:44

Anybody?

• 10:41:45

Yes.

• 10:41:46

Well done.

• 10:41:48

You can trouble me for a glass and shut the hell up.

• 10:41:52

You just pulled landscaping duty.

• 10:41:54

You're in my world now, Grandma.

• 10:41:57

Yeah, you know that Mr. Misenetti?

• 10:42:00

I think you may have killed her.

• 10:42:02

Right.

• 10:42:04

Well, that took me too long to get there.

• 10:42:06

All right.

• 10:42:07

Let us do Rylos.

• 10:42:09

He will hold it.

• 10:42:10

Francis.

• 10:42:11

Who's next up?

• 10:42:12

Francisco.

• 10:42:13

He's unconscious.

• 10:42:14

Anything I can do with four hero points.

• 10:42:20

You could rent a gun and buy a bullet.

• 10:42:22

Movie?

• 10:42:23

I'm not good with names and movies.

• 10:42:26

Vegas Vacation.

• 10:42:27

That one doesn't count.

• 10:42:30

This is not my forte.

• 10:42:31

That was so good.

• 10:42:32

Memorizing.

• 10:42:33

I'll have some of the yellow.

• 10:42:35

Don't get cheap on it.

• 10:42:36

I'll try to take the other one.

• 10:42:37

Or name.

• 10:42:38

That's okay.

• 10:42:39

My turn next?

• 10:42:40

I thought I was surprised you knew that one because me and you are both usually like...

• 10:42:47

Yeah, but like if I move 50 feet...

• 10:42:49

Guys, I just want to let you know that I got up at 4 a.m. this morning and I went to bed

• 10:42:54

at about 1230, so the delirium is going to start a little earlier for me than everyone

• 10:42:57

else probably.

• 10:42:58

I did not.

• 10:42:59

Actually, Margaret's probably going to get up, but you actually have a good general fortitude

• 10:43:02

when it comes to staying up.

• 10:43:03

Yeah, I'm pretty good at staying up.

• 10:43:04

I have a cool question, but I have my kids.

• 10:43:07

Do you have any kids?

• 10:43:08

It's been like a day over 27.

• 10:43:09

It's because I used to only sleep for two hours a night for like my whole entire life

• 10:43:14

until like five years ago.

• 10:43:17

All right.

• 10:43:18

I don't know how I did it.

• 10:43:21

Francisco.

• 10:43:22

Anything?

• 10:43:23

Alistair.

• 10:43:24

I'm going to use my last two keys.

• 10:43:28

One key will extra attack, but another one increases my...

• 10:43:32

I understand.

• 10:43:33

Sorry, first I'll use plus 20 movement so I can move 70 feet with one movement.

• 10:43:39

Oh, wait.

• 10:43:40

Before Alistair goes, Rylos, I put you on hold.

• 10:43:43

You're up, Kip.

• 10:43:45

I know where it's...

• 10:43:46

I'm on the edge of it.

• 10:43:47

I see where it's at.

• 10:43:48

I'll take this guy.

• 10:43:49

You're in a cloud.

• 10:43:50

You can take a quick ramp and you can use overhatch.

• 10:43:51

I'll just walk around.

• 10:43:52

Can you outline where the fog is so I know how to move around it?

• 10:43:53

You have to do full move action.

• 10:43:54

I'm going to do a full move action.

• 10:43:55

I'm going to do a full move action.

• 10:43:56

I'm going to do a full move action.

• 10:43:57

I'm going to do a full move action.

• 10:43:58

I'm going to do a full move action.

• 10:43:59

I'm going to do a full move action.

• 10:44:00

I'm going to do a full move action.

• 10:44:03

There's a little template if you want to grab it in the calendar.

• 10:44:08

So I know if I'm at the edge or not.

• 10:44:09

The edge is here and here.

• 10:44:12

Okay, so you're going to hit the out.

• 10:44:14

Can I walk out of it?

• 10:44:15

Yeah.

• 10:44:16

Yes, you can walk out that way.

• 10:44:18

And I think you have...

• 10:44:21

He's fine because he's on the outskirt of it.

• 10:44:28

I can't see any of them, I think.

• 10:44:31

Is any of them flying on up there?

• 10:44:33

We can't see more than five.

• 10:44:35

No, no, but how tall is the fog?

• 10:44:37

Oh, yeah.

• 10:44:39

How high is it?

• 10:44:40

He's on the outside and he's on the outside.

• 10:44:42

Is it 20 by 20 cube, 30 by 30?

• 10:44:46

20 this way.

• 10:44:47

So 30 up and 20 over?

• 10:44:49

5, 10, 15, 20.

• 10:44:51

Yes, they're on the outskirts.

• 10:44:52

You can see them.

• 10:44:55

Oh, they're on the outskirts.

• 10:44:56

So I can get out, walk around.

• 10:44:57

Okay, so they put the cloud on us but not on themselves.

• 10:45:00

No, they didn't.

• 10:45:01

They're just on the outskirts of it.

• 10:45:02

Oh, so they're big.

• 10:45:03

Yeah, but they're big.

• 10:45:04

Can I walk on the outskirts too since I'm underneath?

• 10:45:07

No, because you have to be adjacent to him.

• 10:45:11

And he's 10 feet in.

• 10:45:13

He's 15 feet in, actually.

• 10:45:17

You said you wouldn't let them roll lower themselves.

• 10:45:20

They're not lower.

• 10:45:21

Okay, that's fine.

• 10:45:22

Yeah.

• 10:45:25

Okay, done.

• 10:45:28

Inspiration and rapid shot.

• 10:45:29

Do you want me to mark that for you?

• 10:45:33

AC 25.

• 10:45:35

John wants to use inspiration.

• 10:45:37

Okay, that one's a hit.

• 10:45:40

Do you want to shoot your second shot as well?

• 10:45:42

As well.

• 10:45:44

Yeah, you have a lot of inspiration.

• 10:45:45

Yeah.

• 10:45:47

He has seven inspirations.

• 10:45:48

Okay, both hit.

• 10:45:50

Yeah, I know.

• 10:45:51

Now he's got 10 left.

• 10:45:53

Don't any of you have haste?

• 10:45:55

No.

• 10:45:56

You came from a fight without haste.

• 10:45:59

He's a sorcerer.

• 10:46:01

He could have taken haste and cast it like five times a day.

• 10:46:03

All the spells he was telling me to get, I'm like, I can't get because I'm an inquisitor.

• 10:46:07

No, you don't know haste.

• 10:46:09

I don't know.

• 10:46:11

Haste is like one of the most important spells.

• 10:46:13

Yeah, I know. Trust me, I know.

• 10:46:14

If I knew we were going into combat prior, I would have blessed you all, you know?

• 10:46:19

Clerics also get haste.

• 10:46:20

It's called holy fervor.

• 10:46:22

It's not puny though, right?

• 10:46:23

No.

• 10:46:24

Acts just like haste.

• 10:46:25

Holy fervor is nice.

• 10:46:26

I think it's called holy fervor.

• 10:46:27

Look it up.

• 10:46:28

Look up cleric haste.

• 10:46:29

I don't know if holy fervor is nice.

• 10:46:30

And you can retarget your spells.

• 10:46:33

Yeah, so five to six plus 18.

• 10:46:36

Yeah, no, you can enter it.

• 10:46:39

It's like tar though.

• 10:46:41

It's thick.

• 10:46:42

It's thicker.

• 10:46:43

It's a thicker thing.

• 10:46:44

It's not totally tar.

• 10:46:45

Because when I was a fish, I was debating jumping into it.

• 10:46:47

But just beware, you are knowledgeable that the Underrealm does contain aquatic species

• 10:46:53

that live within some pools and they are not the most friendly.

• 10:46:57

Here's the thing.

• 10:46:58

In Ashes of Creation, I one time went into a pool of water and then I instantly died.

• 10:47:02

That is a truth.

• 10:47:03

That is a true statement.

• 10:47:06

It was green.

• 10:47:08

It's a level four spell, so I didn't have it yet.

• 10:47:11

Oh, you can't have it yet.

• 10:47:12

What's it called?

• 10:47:13

Blessing of fervor.

• 10:47:15

Damn, that was close.

• 10:47:16

I think it's called Holy Fervor and D&D 5e.

• 10:47:19

Rylus, how much damage did you do?

• 10:47:23

49.

• 10:47:24

Holy smokes.

• 10:47:25

Way to go.

• 10:47:26

Alistar.

• 10:47:27

Question.

• 10:47:28

I'm a powerful horse.

• 10:47:29

If I put five foot step out of the fog, can I still see the 15 feet up in the air creature?

• 10:47:34

No, because it extends 20 feet up in the air as well as the cloud.

• 10:47:37

So where do I need to move to be able to see him at the end?

• 10:47:39

This is the center point of the cloud and it extends 20 feet in all directions.

• 10:47:43

So my movement is 70 feet.

• 10:47:44

Can I move around that swing pole and still see him at the edge like Jondad?

• 10:47:47

Yes.

• 10:47:48

OK, do that.

• 10:47:49

You may want to hear this.

• 10:47:50

OK.

• 10:47:51

Oh, you may want to hear this.

• 10:47:53

I don't want to do a death nut challenge.

• 10:47:56

It's far closer than it was before.

• 10:47:58

Oh, what is happening?

• 10:48:01

Parker Parker just dropped Parker.

• 10:48:04

What did you draw?

• 10:48:05

Five hundred dollars.

• 10:48:06

Parker.

• 10:48:07

Oh, my God.

• 10:48:10

What are you getting?

• 10:48:11

What are you getting?

• 10:48:12

This is five race changes.

• 10:48:15

Whoo.

• 10:48:16

Yeah.

• 10:48:17

Oh, my God.

• 10:48:18

You're out.

• 10:48:19

You're not in it.

• 10:48:20

Oh, keep John out.

• 10:48:21

Yes.

• 10:48:22

Oh, nice.

• 10:48:23

Yeah.

• 10:48:24

You stay the horse tar founder of the told our people.

• 10:48:26

I'm just kidding.

• 10:48:27

That's not canon.

• 10:48:28

Yes.

• 10:48:29

Told our were not founded by horse stars.

• 10:48:32

That closed the distant cousin evolutionary distant cousin.

• 10:48:35

Survived that closed the gap for that goal to being only two hundred and fifty one dollars

• 10:48:40

away.

• 10:48:41

Oh, my gosh.

• 10:48:42

Challenge.

• 10:48:43

Oh, no.

• 10:48:44

Oh, shoot.

• 10:48:45

Now we have to eat the nuts.

• 10:48:46

You all get that.

• 10:48:47

I do not do those nuts.

• 10:48:50

Well, I mean, the first level I touched one of the nuts and licked the tip of my finger

• 10:48:54

and it burned my mouth.

• 10:48:55

He was freaking out.

• 10:48:56

He videotaped me and John doing it the first time we ever did it.

• 10:48:59

And it was he was like, I'm going to the hospital on the call.

• 10:49:02

I'm ready.

• 10:49:03

I don't know how you you it was like a walk in the park for you.

• 10:49:07

I was doing a lot of spicy stuff.

• 10:49:09

But I also don't think this is a good idea for me to do this when I'm pulling such a

• 10:49:12

long night.

• 10:49:13

Yeah, because I had a was like laying in the ground while you guys are sleeping.

• 10:49:16

Also, right before we had a one hundred dollar donation, I think it was a good hillbilly.

• 10:49:22

And then the last one basically it was not spicy, but it was an experience.

• 10:49:27

It felt like I was a dragon and the fire was erupting from my throat.

• 10:49:32

Scratch that.

• 10:49:33

We're in my ears.

• 10:49:34

We're in the backyard.

• 10:49:35

We're not even halfway through.

• 10:49:39

That's for everybody.

• 10:49:41

Whiplash.

• 10:49:42

That's another one's mouth.

• 10:49:44

Margaret, this is for the children.

• 10:49:46

What is wrong with you?

• 10:49:47

You're putting the nuts in your mouth for the children.

• 10:49:48

Oh, my God.

• 10:49:49

Stop.

• 10:49:50

Margaret digging deeper.

• 10:49:51

Well, Steven, you don't need to encourage her.

• 10:49:56

Unbelievable.

• 10:49:57

See, they're saying that's for the children.

• 10:50:03

They all know.

• 10:50:04

Oh, my God.

• 10:50:05

You know, they are a balanced source of protein.

• 10:50:10

See, he said I was waiting for someone to say it.

• 10:50:13

I had once.

• 10:50:14

I got you.

• 10:50:15

I love peanut butter, too.

• 10:50:16

I love peanut butter.

• 10:50:17

It's so good.

• 10:50:18

I love if I was ever allergic to peanut butter, I would be so sad.

• 10:50:22

Do you do toast with peanut butter and bananas?

• 10:50:25

Absolutely.

• 10:50:26

No, do you really?

• 10:50:27

Little Nutella.

• 10:50:28

Yeah, sometimes.

• 10:50:29

Or some honey on top.

• 10:50:31

Sometimes the honey.

• 10:50:32

Yes.

• 10:50:33

14 damage to the same one.

• 10:50:34

Yeah.

• 10:50:35

No.

• 10:50:36

You said no.

• 10:50:37

You just say no.

• 10:50:38

What is wrong with you?

• 10:50:39

No, I love peanut butter, but like peanut butter jelly on regular bread.

• 10:50:41

I don't like it.

• 10:50:42

That's good.

• 10:50:43

That's good.

• 10:50:44

You don't like toasted peanut butter jellies?

• 10:50:45

No.

• 10:50:46

Those can be good.

• 10:50:47

Actually, do you put a bit of butter?

• 10:50:48

Oh, that's gross.

• 10:50:49

Yeah.

• 10:50:50

Oh, did you just recoil at the butter?

• 10:50:52

No, I was into it.

• 10:50:53

I know you.

• 10:50:54

She's into the butter.

• 10:50:55

She's under hesitancy there.

• 10:50:56

I was like having a little flash because I wanted to show what you were about to say.

• 10:51:02

Yes.

• 10:51:03

Get out.

• 10:51:04

Why do I got to get out?

• 10:51:05

People are saying peanut butter.

• 10:51:06

Oh, look at that.

• 10:51:07

Elvis's favorite sandwich was peanut butter and banana.

• 10:51:10

Yeah, peanut butter and banana.

• 10:51:11

And that's anytime an odor is shaking.

• 10:51:12

Didn't he die young?

• 10:51:13

Oh, we needed to-

• 10:51:14

He actually forgot the banana costume challenge.

• 10:51:15

He's like in his 50s.

• 10:51:16

That's young.

• 10:51:17

40, 47.

• 10:51:18

That's young.

• 10:51:19

That was it.

• 10:51:20

Yeah.

• 10:51:21

He looked a lot older.

• 10:51:22

Yeah.

• 10:51:23

Who?

• 10:51:24

That's because of the advantage.

• 10:51:25

Yeah.

• 10:51:26

Because I think-

• 10:51:27

Oh, well, that's another level.

• 10:51:28

We lost the banana costume.

• 10:51:29

That's a horse of a different color.

• 10:51:30

Peanut butter and banana sandwich.

• 10:51:31

Toasted is best.

• 10:51:33

He deep fried the peanut butter.

• 10:51:34

I don't know.

• 10:51:35

I don't deep fry anything.

• 10:51:36

Well, I'm explaining that was his-

• 10:51:37

Other than lumpia.

• 10:51:38

How?

• 10:51:39

Well, that method better means.

• 10:51:40

Like the French fryer?

• 10:51:41

I have way better frying.

• 10:51:42

So he'd batter it and deep fry the batter?

• 10:51:43

Yeah, and just deep fry the batter.

• 10:51:44

That's like a carnival show.

• 10:51:45

Yeah.

• 10:51:46

He taught the carnies a thing or two.

• 10:51:47

Oh, really?

• 10:51:48

I don't think so.

• 10:51:49

He also had a half a pound of bacon a day at the end.

• 10:51:53

Oh, I could see that.

• 10:51:55

Bacon with peanut butter and banana sandwiches deep fried?

• 10:51:58

Yeah, I could definitely see that.

• 10:51:59

One time Cliff made like gummies.

• 10:52:01

Oh, yeah.

• 10:52:02

And you were on that keto diet.

• 10:52:03

Bacon.

• 10:52:04

Those are really good.

• 10:52:05

Yeah.

• 10:52:06

Those are good.

• 10:52:07

He needs like candy.

• 10:52:08

Oh, sorry.

• 10:52:09

Hi.

• 10:52:10

Hi, Georgie.

• 10:52:11

Put it up above.

• 10:52:12

Yeah, up there.

• 10:52:13

Yeah, there you go.

• 10:52:14

Like that.

• 10:52:15

This part has to be pointing at your mouth.

• 10:52:16

It's very-

• 10:52:17

I would put it on the top of your head.

• 10:52:18

Hello.

• 10:52:19

That's all.

• 10:52:20

Like Caesar?

• 10:52:21

Yeah.

• 10:52:22

There you go.

• 10:52:23

Okay.

• 10:52:24

I assume I'm next.

• 10:52:25

Alistair is done.

• 10:52:26

Desalada.

• 10:52:27

Desalada.

• 10:52:28

Alistair is done.

• 10:52:29

Desalak.

• 10:52:30

That's me.

• 10:52:31

So we're going to cure serious.

• 10:52:32

Woohoo.

• 10:52:33

Two, nine, 10, 11, 12, 17.

• 10:52:34

Is it a spell?

• 10:52:39

It is a wand.

• 10:52:40

17.

• 10:52:41

Oh, you have a cure serious wand?

• 10:52:42

I do have a cure serious wand.

• 10:52:43

How much was that?

• 10:52:44

That was-

• 10:52:45

7,500?

• 10:52:46

It was in my starting buyout.

• 10:52:47

That was when I created my character.

• 10:52:48

You said you can't buy anything over $2,000.

• 10:52:49

$2,000.

• 10:52:50

Then I misread that.

• 10:52:51

It's in the pin post.

• 10:52:52

Well, no.

• 10:52:53

What did you get?

• 10:52:54

I didn't have my slack.

• 10:52:55

Remember?

• 10:52:56

I didn't get my slack.

• 10:52:57

Remember?

• 10:52:58

I didn't get my slack until the end.

• 10:52:59

He's got it now.

• 10:53:00

What did you get for your 10,000 item?

• 10:53:04

I got a wand of mage armor.

• 10:53:08

That's only 750.

• 10:53:11

And then I got a wand of cure moderate.

• 10:53:14

That's only 4,500.

• 10:53:16

And then I got-

• 10:53:17

We only get two magic items.

• 10:53:23

You got a 10,000 and a 2,500.

• 10:53:26

That was it.

• 10:53:27

That was it.

• 10:53:28

So swap.

• 10:53:29

You started with the moderate and you purchased with your 10,000 the cure series.

• 10:53:32

Okay, that's fine.

• 10:53:33

Okay.

• 10:53:34

Okay.

• 10:53:35

Anyway, so heal him for 17.

• 10:53:36

He didn't need it until just now.

• 10:53:37

And then I'm going to drag him into the water over there.

• 10:53:41

He and I are jumping in.

• 10:53:42

Heal me.

• 10:53:43

I'm sorry, what?

• 10:53:44

I'm glad we got those hydration and vitamin.

• 10:53:45

That really helps.

• 10:53:46

I can still taste cereal.

• 10:53:47

I cannot get rid of the taste.

• 10:53:48

It's like none of the water right there.

• 10:53:49

Lucky charms.

• 10:53:50

I'm going to try to-

• 10:53:51

I'm going to try to-

• 10:53:52

I'm going to try to-

• 10:53:53

I'm going to try to-

• 10:53:54

I'm going to try to-

• 10:53:55

I'm going to try to-

• 10:53:56

I'm going to try to-

• 10:53:58

Lucky charms out there.

• 10:53:59

Yeah.

• 10:54:00

What was your question?

• 10:54:01

Damage to everyone of us.

• 10:54:02

I am full health.

• 10:54:03

Because you healed-

• 10:54:04

Thank you.

• 10:54:05

That's-

• 10:54:06

I can't leave a half-

• 10:54:07

Oh, yeah.

• 10:54:08

Because they're-

• 10:54:09

And now I'm not affected by the gas because I'm underwater.

• 10:54:10

Both of you.

• 10:54:11

Yeah, he just breathes in water.

• 10:54:12

No, he healed.

• 10:54:13

I healed him before-

• 10:54:14

Oh, debt.

• 10:54:15

Yes.

• 10:54:16

Hey, Steve, just to make sure.

• 10:54:17

Yes.

• 10:54:18

Even though we are in the water, we're not going to die.

• 10:54:19

We're not going to die.

• 10:54:20

We're not going to die.

• 10:54:21

We're not going to die.

• 10:54:22

We're not going to die.

• 10:54:23

We're not going to die.

• 10:54:24

We're not going to die.

• 10:54:26

Just to make sure.

• 10:54:27

Yes.

• 10:54:28

Even though we are in the gas cloud, we are underwater, not affected by it.

• 10:54:29

Is that correct?

• 10:54:30

Who's in the water?

• 10:54:31

We jumped into the water.

• 10:54:32

Both of you.

• 10:54:33

Yes.

• 10:54:34

I dragged him with me at a half-move.

• 10:54:35

I thought that was a pile of rocks.

• 10:54:36

No.

• 10:54:37

I asked him if he-

• 10:54:38

That's water.

• 10:54:39

He said that's water.

• 10:54:40

That is a dark and murky water.

• 10:54:42

So, I'm just making sure you're aware.

• 10:54:43

Because you remember when I was a fish?

• 10:54:44

I asked if I could jump in it.

• 10:54:45

Babe, babe.

• 10:54:46

Babe, babe, babe, babe.

• 10:54:47

I missed that.

• 10:54:48

I need you to get something for me.

• 10:54:49

It's very important.

• 10:54:50

Uh-oh.

• 10:54:51

Uh-oh.

• 10:54:52

I already have plentiful amounts of that.

• 10:54:54

There's something going in the water.

• 10:54:56

A tentacle?

• 10:54:57

What's a tentacle?

• 10:54:58

You want a purple worm?

• 10:54:59

Remember those tentacles that we had around the ship?

• 10:55:04

Those might have been mine.

• 10:55:05

I might have brought that.

• 10:55:06

Oh, were those your tentacles?

• 10:55:07

Yeah, those might have been my tentacles.

• 10:55:08

I thought we used the potion launchers.

• 10:55:09

Right?

• 10:55:10

Yeah.

• 10:55:11

We have those oozes if I can find it in jelly.

• 10:55:12

Oh, you should tell me you need a tentacle.

• 10:55:13

Give me a couple of those.

• 10:55:14

There's some lines in there.

• 10:55:15

It's okay.

• 10:55:16

Because I-

• 10:55:17

John.

• 10:55:18

Yeah.

• 10:55:19

I'm ready to take them.

• 10:55:20

I'm ready to take them.

• 10:55:21

I'm ready to take them.

• 10:55:23

No, no, no, no.

• 10:55:24

Odette, did you go?

• 10:55:25

I was, well, I was going to, but then you all were talking over.

• 10:55:31

I would like to, I always forget what it's called in Pathfinder because of that disengage.

• 10:55:37

Withdraw.

• 10:55:38

Withdraw.

• 10:55:39

I would like to withdraw so I don't-

• 10:55:41

Just so you guys know, the next key giveaway is at 1.30 AM.

• 10:55:46

Yes.

• 10:55:47

But you need to be active in chat now to be eligible.

• 10:55:50

Or within the next four hours.

• 10:55:55

That's out of the-

• 10:55:58

Actually-

• 10:55:59

Look, now that I'm like-

• 10:56:00

Am I out if I'm over here?

• 10:56:01

As soon as you say that, the chat just goes flying.

• 10:56:02

I know.

• 10:56:03

It's like, hey, how are you?

• 10:56:04

I'm great.

• 10:56:05

How are you?

• 10:56:06

Yeah.

• 10:56:07

Can I fit here?

• 10:56:08

And is that out of the cloud?

• 10:56:09

That's out of the cloud.

• 10:56:10

Is that out of the cloud?

• 10:56:11

Pretty sure it is.

• 10:56:12

Steven?

• 10:56:13

Yes.

• 10:56:14

Okay.

• 10:56:15

No, this is the point of origin.

• 10:56:16

And so it goes 20 feet in all directions.

• 10:56:21

Okay.

• 10:56:22

So yeah, you're probably out of the cloud.

• 10:56:23

Yeah, you're probably out of the cloud.

• 10:56:24

Do I need to move back one more?

• 10:56:25

Yeah, you're good.

• 10:56:26

Okay.

• 10:56:27

I'm going to tell you, come with me.

• 10:56:28

Yeah, I'm going to back out too.

• 10:56:29

Question.

• 10:56:30

Somebody's like, oh, I'm so active.

• 10:56:31

Question, if it's a stinking cloud, they cannot smell anymore.

• 10:56:32

And don't forget you have to be following our channel.

• 10:56:33

True.

• 10:56:34

Do you know where we're at?

• 10:56:35

But they're immune to poison, so they're not affected by the cloud.

• 10:56:36

I'm withdrawing.

• 10:56:37

They're not affected.

• 10:56:38

The cloud does not even exist for them.

• 10:56:39

Okay.

• 10:56:40

So, I'm going to go ahead and withdraw.

• 10:56:41

I'm withdrawing.

• 10:56:42

They're not affected by the cloud.

• 10:56:47

I'm withdrawing.

• 10:56:48

They're not affected.

• 10:56:49

The cloud does not even exist for them.

• 10:56:50

Doesn't do any stench.

• 10:56:51

How do they smell us?

• 10:56:52

They smell your smell.

• 10:56:53

Yeah, but stench from stinking clouds should overpower them.

• 10:56:56

They don't smell the stinking cloud because they're immune to poison.

• 10:57:00

And-

• 10:57:01

Wouldn't you still smell it?

• 10:57:02

No.

• 10:57:03

It's just not hurting you?

• 10:57:04

If you smelled it, you would be bringing it in.

• 10:57:07

Yeah.

• 10:57:08

No, they don't even breathe it.

• 10:57:09

Okay, fine.

• 10:57:10

They breathe it.

• 10:57:11

They breathe it.

• 10:57:12

But they like it.

• 10:57:13

It negates their scent.

• 10:57:14

Their scent is negated in the cloud.

• 10:57:17

Okay.

• 10:57:18

Odette, good?

• 10:57:19

That was my turn.

• 10:57:20

And he still has my plus five.

• 10:57:21

Jim.

• 10:57:22

I'm going to back up and I believe I can still hit them with snowball.

• 10:57:29

Somebody said being active is healthy.

• 10:57:30

Yes, because I think you're out of their range.

• 10:57:32

But I was.

• 10:57:33

No, you have to walk around.

• 10:57:34

No, I need to back up.

• 10:57:35

Someone said I am so active in this chat right now.

• 10:57:36

I'm going to go straight back to where the crystal.

• 10:57:37

I'm going to go straight back to where the crystal.

• 10:57:38

I'm going to go straight back to where the crystal.

• 10:57:39

I'm going to go straight back to where the crystal.

• 10:57:40

I'm going to go straight back to where the crystal.

• 10:57:41

I'm going to go straight back to where the crystal.

• 10:57:45

It's so funny when I get my, no, oh, I can't hit him.

• 10:57:53

Right?

• 10:57:54

The only time you can get him from the other side.

• 10:57:55

If you walk around so very active.

• 10:57:57

Active for the kids.

• 10:57:59

pode is nine rounds.

• 10:58:03

No, you can still see this one, if you move out here.

• 10:58:09

No, because John was able to attack that because they're on the edge of this side.

• 10:58:14

So we've got this whole thing.

• 10:58:15

Oh, should we have run that way?

• 10:58:17

Yeah, I would have run that way if I knew.

• 10:58:18

Well, yeah, this activeness is astonishing.

• 10:58:22

Stephen, can the cloud move, though?

• 10:58:24

Can I move that way instead?

• 10:58:27

If you move over half or move, you go random direction.

• 10:58:31

What?

• 10:58:33

Alex, Tom, message me and said, get Slurpee fired up.

• 10:58:37

Tell him he's wrong about a rule.

• 10:58:41

Are you?

• 10:58:44

How many times have I corrected you?

• 10:58:45

Oh, here we go.

• 10:58:46

You're right, Tom.

• 10:58:48

We got him going.

• 10:58:48

I misunderstood how.

• 10:58:50

What was happening?

• 10:58:51

That makes more sense.

• 10:58:52

I can.

• 10:58:53

Our strategy.

• 10:58:54

Our strategy makes more sense this way.

• 10:58:56

Yeah.

• 10:58:57

So I can't say I can't attack.

• 10:59:00

Why can't you attack?

• 10:59:02

Yeah.

• 10:59:02

Yeah.

• 10:59:03

But you incurred an attack of opportunity.

• 10:59:05

If you're.

• 10:59:05

Oh my God.

• 10:59:06

But if you want to withdraw, then are you?

• 10:59:08

Okay.

• 10:59:09

You know, okay.

• 10:59:10

What?

• 10:59:10

I'm going to snowball.

• 10:59:12

Snowballs.

• 10:59:14

They don't see five feet.

• 10:59:16

I didn't have to withdraw.

• 10:59:17

What happened?

• 10:59:19

It is their turn.

• 10:59:23

No, I'm going to.

• 10:59:24

Yes, better to double move anyway.

• 10:59:27

For me.

• 10:59:28

Yeah.

• 10:59:28

And so to hit, I will.

• 10:59:31

You might have things in.

• 10:59:36

Yes, you have it.

• 10:59:39

You have inspirations.

• 10:59:40

Yeah.

• 10:59:41

I get to hit.

• 10:59:43

And I'm going to use inspiration.

• 10:59:47

You know, I ordered a cheeseburger and steaks.

• 10:59:52

I really feel like a peanut butter jelly or peanut butter.

• 10:59:56

Banana sandwich.

• 10:59:57

Yeah.

• 10:59:58

Why not?

• 10:59:58

Oh, there's no restaurants that have that.

• 11:00:01

We can make them.

• 11:00:01

We literally make our own jelly.

• 11:00:05

We don't have bananas.

• 11:00:08

Yeah, he was eating a banana.

• 11:00:11

We don't have toast.

• 11:00:12

You have bread?

• 11:00:14

Of course we have a toaster.

• 11:00:15

Do you have a stove?

• 11:00:17

No, we don't have bread.

• 11:00:18

We might have bread.

• 11:00:19

I don't know.

• 11:00:21

How old is your bread?

• 11:00:22

Penicillin.

• 11:00:24

You open the bag and someone screams inside.

• 11:00:27

Bread is coming.

• 11:00:28

We have an egg.

• 11:00:32

If you flour, water, and eggs, you can make bread.

• 11:00:35

No, gross.

• 11:00:35

I've got a bread starter.

• 11:00:37

I would have meat on it.

• 11:00:38

I can make the bread.

• 11:00:42

If you flour, water, eggs, you can make your own bread.

• 11:00:44

It'll be like eight hours later, but we can have the bread.

• 11:00:47

Steve, there are hamburgers in there that have bread that are on the top.

• 11:00:54

That's bread.

• 11:00:54

No, no, no.

• 11:00:55

Don't enable him.

• 11:00:57

Some people like to put their belly on their burgers.

• 11:00:59

Gene, what are you doing?

• 11:01:01

I'm throwing a soap.

• 11:01:03

Do you have a deep fat fryer?

• 11:01:05

Snowball that.

• 11:01:07

You're throwing a snowball?

• 11:01:08

Yes.

• 11:01:09

All they have to do, I made the cast.

• 11:01:12

Don't make me get my ball.

• 11:01:15

I did, and I beat the cast.

• 11:01:19

Do a goal against their patches.

• 11:01:23

That's just your, you beat the SR.

• 11:01:25

Yeah.

• 11:01:26

So now you roll to actually hit it.

• 11:01:29

Okay, so I'll use a second.

• 11:01:32

Yes.

• 11:01:33

Someone said I'm still active.

• 11:01:35

Using two inspirations.

• 11:01:37

Okay.

• 11:01:38

What's their touch AC?

• 11:01:39

Touch AC.

• 11:01:40

What is their touch AC?

• 11:01:41

Have you done any touch spells?

• 11:01:43

Okay, so I'll tell you if you succeed or fail.

• 11:01:46

21.

• 11:01:47

Don't forget you get plus five.

• 11:01:48

Oh wait, now check.

• 11:01:50

25.

• 11:01:51

Hits.

• 11:01:51

Okay, good.

• 11:01:52

No, that'd be 26.

• 11:01:53

If you get 21 plus five.

• 11:01:55

26.

• 11:01:56

They lose their dex bonus.

• 11:01:58

They're in a cloud.

• 11:01:59

Well, 26.

• 11:02:00

Why would they lose their dex bonus?

• 11:02:01

That's a cloud footage.

• 11:02:02

Who's attacking them?

• 11:02:03

26 hits.

• 11:02:04

The guy from the outside the edge.

• 11:02:06

How did you see them?

• 11:02:07

I'm at the edge.

• 11:02:08

You can see people inside of the edge.

• 11:02:10

Then it can see you.

• 11:02:11

If you can see it, it can see you.

• 11:02:12

They can see five feet.

• 11:02:13

It doesn't matter.

• 11:02:14

They are at the edge, though.

• 11:02:15

Their head is looking out of the cloud.

• 11:02:17

They're arguing about nothing.

• 11:02:18

This is the cloud right here, and this is their head.

• 11:02:21

He hit 26. It hits their AC anyway.

• 11:02:25

20.

• 11:02:27

Plus five.

• 11:02:28

Plus five.

• 11:02:28

25.

• 11:02:31

I just want to make sure he's getting the plus five.

• 11:02:33

Okay.

• 11:02:35

So all your damage, you're adding plus five.

• 11:02:38

Are they in the cloud?

• 11:02:39

Are they not in the cloud?

• 11:02:41

He has two attacks.

• 11:02:42

Steve.

• 11:02:43

They're inside the cloud, and the cloud space ends where their space ends.

• 11:02:49

It covers it.

• 11:02:50

So in order...

• 11:02:52

No, 360.

• 11:02:54

From the tip of their square, there is no cloud beyond it.

• 11:02:57

Therefore, they can see perfectly clear.

• 11:02:59

Are they in the cloud?

• 11:02:59

Are they not in the cloud?

• 11:03:01

Do you understand how vision works in this game?

• 11:03:03

Yes.

• 11:03:03

So you have four corners to a square.

• 11:03:05

If I can draw a line from one of the corners of my squares to the corner of your square

• 11:03:09

without interceding five feet of fog, I have clear visibility of you.

• 11:03:13

Yes.

• 11:03:15

All right.

• 11:03:16

Jim.

• 11:03:17

Done.

• 11:03:17

Yeah.

• 11:03:18

There you go.

• 11:03:19

Put a little bit of hurt.

• 11:03:23

Here we go.

• 11:03:24

Here we go now.

• 11:03:26

Flying up.

• 11:03:29

I'm already confused.

• 11:03:30

I guess I can see that aside.

• 11:03:36

They will fly half their speed to here.

• 11:03:41

Half their speed to here.

• 11:03:43

And they will bite, bite.

• 11:03:45

What are they biting?

• 11:03:47

The cleric.

• 11:03:47

They're underwater.

• 11:03:48

We're underwater.

• 11:03:50

They don't even know we went there.

• 11:03:51

Where are my tentacles?

• 11:03:52

I'll put you one thing right there.

• 11:03:53

They don't even know we went there.

• 11:03:54

They couldn't see us.

• 11:03:55

They couldn't smell us.

• 11:03:58

They need to take a perception check to even find us underwater.

• 11:04:01

Okay.

• 11:04:02

Make a stealth check with your noise and I'm going to perceive your hearing of your movement.

• 11:04:07

Okay, sure.

• 11:04:08

Do you want to try to find another one of them?

• 11:04:09

Can they narrow it down to a five foot square?

• 11:04:12

They can get a direction and then when they're within vision.

• 11:04:15

Do you have any maps, one?

• 11:04:17

No.

• 11:04:17

Oh, I might.

• 11:04:18

Hold on.

• 11:04:19

It doesn't matter.

• 11:04:20

Plus 35.

• 11:04:20

You know what we should have at halfway point?

• 11:04:23

They're plus 25 I think.

• 11:04:25

Masseuse is coming with those chairs.

• 11:04:27

Oh, I'm down for that.

• 11:04:28

Oh, those are awesome.

• 11:04:29

Yeah.

• 11:04:30

Can we do that?

• 11:04:31

He's like, can we do that?

• 11:04:33

Some more mourning maybe?

• 11:04:34

Not tonight.

• 11:04:35

Who can you call?

• 11:04:37

Ghostbusters?

• 11:04:39

If you know Masseuse.

• 11:04:44

You know Dr. Seuss?

• 11:04:45

I said if you know him, Masseuse.

• 11:04:47

Oh, Steven, you have something.

• 11:04:49

One second.

• 11:04:50

You have a nat one.

• 11:04:51

Oh, oh, how exciting.

• 11:04:54

Sorry.

• 11:04:54

I just had.

• 11:04:55

Who did that?

• 11:04:55

I don't know.

• 11:04:56

It doesn't apply to skill checks though.

• 11:04:57

That wasn't.

• 11:04:58

Who did that?

• 11:04:58

They're banned.

• 11:04:59

That wasn't to me this time.

• 11:05:00

You can choose not to apply that skill.

• 11:05:02

And there goes your account.

• 11:05:03

For the children.

• 11:05:06

Natty one.

• 11:05:07

Okay.

• 11:05:09

Are you using the natty one?

• 11:05:11

Not right now.

• 11:05:12

Oh, okay.

• 11:05:13

That's a 31 versus yourself.

• 11:05:15

Wait, you see us.

• 11:05:16

Okay, I hear you and I move in that direction.

• 11:05:19

Even with the bubbles coming from.

• 11:05:21

So are you moving over?

• 11:05:22

Yeah, how far under the water?

• 11:05:23

Are you?

• 11:05:24

We're just below the surface.

• 11:05:27

Literally, we didn't die.

• 11:05:28

I don't even know how deep this pool is.

• 11:05:31

How deep is this pool?

• 11:05:34

I have a plus four.

• 11:05:35

I don't know.

• 11:05:36

I got it and I don't know if it's waist-high deep.

• 11:05:38

I just got it.

• 11:05:39

You're right next to the edge.

• 11:05:40

You're under the water.

• 11:05:41

He who's unconscious.

• 11:05:42

Aren't you unconscious?

• 11:05:43

Yes, he drowns immediately.

• 11:05:44

Yeah.

• 11:05:45

No, he has his con bonus and it goes for a whole long time.

• 11:05:48

And I healed him before we went in.

• 11:05:49

I'm conscious.

• 11:05:50

He has a plus two.

• 11:05:51

You're conscious?

• 11:05:51

Yeah, I healed him before we went in.

• 11:05:53

Yeah, he thought of everything.

• 11:05:55

I had a plan.

• 11:05:58

Remember he used the wand and then you guys had that whole argument about wand situation.

• 11:06:03

And I dragged him into the water with me.

• 11:06:05

Fine.

• 11:06:08

He changed his mind.

• 11:06:09

Charged you.

• 11:06:11

You saw him.

• 11:06:12

He saw you.

• 11:06:13

I did not shoot that.

• 11:06:14

I said that you have.

• 11:06:16

Save my visibility to him.

• 11:06:18

Only the top one.

• 11:06:19

You said only the top one.

• 11:06:20

We can see that.

• 11:06:20

Not the one.

• 11:06:21

This is what I should have done.

• 11:06:23

Both were at the edge.

• 11:06:24

That's not the word.

• 11:06:26

Now Jonathan did most of the damage.

• 11:06:28

That's interesting.

• 11:06:30

I'm already diseased.

• 11:06:31

John is not diseased.

• 11:06:33

John's a horse.

• 11:06:33

John's a horse.

• 11:06:36

He doesn't see him as a threat.

• 11:06:37

Yeah, he honestly is a horse.

• 11:06:40

Walking on two feet.

• 11:06:42

He's an odd horse.

• 11:06:45

It's odd.

• 11:06:46

I'll admit.

• 11:06:46

It's not yet too threatening.

• 11:06:51

The demon's like, I think that might be a demon.

• 11:06:53

I'm not sure.

• 11:06:54

It probably did.

• 11:06:54

Hey buddy, we're all the same team.

• 11:06:56

Is that what it was?

• 11:06:57

It was a miss.

• 11:06:58

That was a miss.

• 11:06:59

It was a nice try.

• 11:07:01

He hit me though.

• 11:07:02

Keith, check your shards.

• 11:07:05

Good effort.

• 11:07:06

Good effort.

• 11:07:06

Check your shots.

• 11:07:07

I'm a horse guy.

• 11:07:08

There's always one horse tar or another.

• 11:07:11

There's a little pinnacle looking thing.

• 11:07:16

There you go.

• 11:07:17

I remember this.

• 11:07:18

Do they automatically get the same initiative?

• 11:07:22

The ones that I have are huge.

• 11:07:24

They're like.

• 11:07:24

I heard a little crap.

• 11:07:26

He's going to do grapple.

• 11:07:27

That's the ones he's going to attack.

• 11:07:30

Attack over here.

• 11:07:31

Bite on you.

• 11:07:32

On me?

• 11:07:33

No, on me.

• 11:07:35

Oh, on him.

• 11:07:37

He can reach me, I guess, but not with a bite.

• 11:07:40

Four plus twelve.

• 11:07:41

Did he charge?

• 11:07:41

Sixteen.

• 11:07:42

No.

• 11:07:42

He can reach me with a whip.

• 11:07:44

This was on Zim.

• 11:07:45

No, he said on me.

• 11:07:46

I'm pointing over here.

• 11:07:47

He didn't point to me.

• 11:07:48

He said sixteen.

• 11:07:49

Holy smokes.

• 11:07:50

They said blood must be shed with the children.

• 11:07:52

Now the one charging you.

• 11:07:54

Plus eighteen.

• 11:07:56

Plus nineteen.

• 11:07:58

Plus twenty-one.

• 11:08:00

We'll do the bite.

• 11:08:01

So it's going to be twelve plus.

• 11:08:07

You know what?

• 11:08:07

Actually take that back.

• 11:08:09

We're going to do a trip attack.

• 11:08:13

A trip is in I'm going to fumble you or three?

• 11:08:16

No, you can't make him fall down.

• 11:08:18

I'll do my enemy damage.

• 11:08:20

Crit.

• 11:08:21

You're not doing any damage.

• 11:08:22

So you're doing a combat maneuver.

• 11:08:23

I'm going to make a free attack against you with my bite attack once you fall to the ground.

• 11:08:27

Because of my MP.

• 11:08:28

I understand this.

• 11:08:29

So you're doing combat maneuver.

• 11:08:31

Yeah.

• 11:08:32

I don't think...

• 11:08:33

Can combat maneuver crit?

• 11:08:34

No.

• 11:08:35

No.

• 11:08:36

He's just making you crit.

• 11:08:37

He's saying you got hit.

• 11:08:39

You're tripping.

• 11:08:40

What's your plus CMD?

• 11:08:41

My plus CMD?

• 11:08:42

To trip?

• 11:08:43

Yeah.

• 11:08:44

I mean we still have to do math.

• 11:08:45

I just want to make sure.

• 11:08:46

You still have to do the math.

• 11:08:47

What is your CMD?

• 11:08:48

Twenty-nine.

• 11:08:49

It doesn't...

• 11:08:50

Your CMD could be a hundred.

• 11:08:51

He got a nat twenty.

• 11:08:52

Mine is a plus twenty-three.

• 11:08:54

Okay.

• 11:08:55

So that's a forty-three against your CMD.

• 11:08:57

You are tripped.

• 11:08:59

Fall prone.

• 11:09:00

Wait.

• 11:09:01

Can you do a trip action while you're charging?

• 11:09:03

Yes.

• 11:09:04

With a whip?

• 11:09:05

Yes.

• 11:09:06

Okay.

• 11:09:07

I didn't know.

• 11:09:08

It's only the attack.

• 11:09:09

You charged me.

• 11:09:10

When you attack, how are you getting a free bite?

• 11:09:11

I have improved trip.

• 11:09:12

When a target gets tripped next to me, I get to take a bite attack.

• 11:09:15

Okay.

• 11:09:16

Little nibble.

• 11:09:17

Little nibble.

• 11:09:18

Okay.

• 11:09:19

John will kill him.

• 11:09:20

On the way down, he gets a little...

• 11:09:21

Tom texted and said, ha ha ha.

• 11:09:22

There you go.

• 11:09:23

Tom.

• 11:09:24

Tom.

• 11:09:25

That's rude.

• 11:09:26

Tom.

• 11:09:27

And here's the attack.

• 11:09:28

Plus eighteen.

• 11:09:29

Say six.

• 11:09:30

Twenty-four versus a C.

• 11:09:31

Plus four more because he's proud.

• 11:09:32

Plus six.

• 11:09:33

Six.

• 11:09:34

Six.

• 11:09:35

Plus four more because he's proud.

• 11:09:36

Plus you're proud.

• 11:09:37

Four more.

• 11:09:38

So twenty-eight.

• 11:09:39

Damage.

• 11:09:40

Why are you even rolling?

• 11:09:41

I don't know what you think.

• 11:09:42

Nobody had it, but I'm like twenty-four.

• 11:09:43

Tom's right.

• 11:09:44

Tom's right.

• 11:09:45

What's your AC?

• 11:09:46

Twenty-six.

• 11:09:47

My...

• 11:09:48

Yeah, it's like you're just rolling damage.

• 11:09:49

No, with your buff stuff.

• 11:09:50

Who knows how long.

• 11:09:51

Twenty-six.

• 11:09:52

Twenty-six.

• 11:09:53

Yeah, that's twenty-six too.

• 11:09:54

Twenty-six.

• 11:09:55

So you said nobody has twenty-six.

• 11:09:56

There's two people with twenty-six.

• 11:09:57

No, it said above twenty-six.

• 11:09:58

But only because he's near.

• 11:09:59

Only...

• 11:10:00

Chat, did he say above twenty-six?

• 11:10:01

Roll the tape.

• 11:10:02

Tom says to stand my ground.

• 11:10:05

AC.

• 11:10:06

That's cut from you.

• 11:10:07

Yes.

• 11:10:08

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

• 11:10:09

Four plus eight is twelve points of damage to you as you fall.

• 11:10:12

Okay, cool.

• 11:10:13

Well, that's a hard trick.

• 11:10:14

I could give you AC if I switch my...

• 11:10:15

Twelve is the bite.

• 11:10:16

No, I think the to hit and damage is so much better.

• 11:10:19

Yeah, it's the bite.

• 11:10:20

Twelve is a little bit.

• 11:10:21

It's fine.

• 11:10:22

No, he was saying it was a hard fall.

• 11:10:23

No, it was...

• 11:10:24

Well, I guess a trick is to shove.

• 11:10:25

Shove.

• 11:10:26

All right, John, you need to kill it.

• 11:10:27

Because you're not twenty.

• 11:10:28

I don't have any more.

• 11:10:29

Basically, I'm going to...

• 11:10:30

And that's the big...

• 11:10:32

You hear another spell cast as a fog drops on this target.

• 11:10:37

Fortitude saves.

• 11:10:38

Two times, so four more rounds.

• 11:10:39

Four more.

• 11:10:40

Because six rounds.

• 11:10:41

Fortitude's on these people.

• 11:10:42

That's Maggie and you.

• 11:10:43

Let me double check if I have a thing that I need to use.

• 11:10:48

DC-16.

• 11:10:49

What kind of vision does this guy have?

• 11:10:50

This guy?

• 11:10:51

DC what?

• 11:10:52

DC-16.

• 11:10:53

Fortitude?

• 11:10:54

Yep.

• 11:10:55

I think I'll use my advantage.

• 11:10:56

You're orcish.

• 11:10:57

You're orcish.

• 11:10:58

I'll use my advantage.

• 11:11:00

Your orc does not...

• 11:11:01

Twenty-four.

• 11:11:02

Your orc doesn't have dark vision?

• 11:11:03

It does.

• 11:11:04

But it's sixty-two.

• 11:11:05

Oh, he has a one-twenty dark vision.

• 11:11:06

Oh, the advantage helped you guys.

• 11:11:07

It would have been a nine.

• 11:11:08

Eighteen plus nine.

• 11:11:09

Pass.

• 11:11:10

Twenty-seven.

• 11:11:11

Twenty-four.

• 11:11:12

We pass.

• 11:11:13

So, in order...

• 11:11:14

How far is this guy, by the way?

• 11:11:15

Who?

• 11:11:16

Because Tom might be able to...

• 11:11:17

Sixty.

• 11:11:18

No, this guy.

• 11:11:19

Who?

• 11:11:20

Chief Stranger.

• 11:11:21

The rex next to me.

• 11:11:22

And how far is he from who?

• 11:11:23

From there.

• 11:11:24

Yeah, yeah.

• 11:11:25

Yeah, yeah.

• 11:11:26

Yeah, yeah.

• 11:11:27

He's five feet off the ground.

• 11:11:28

Oh, and I forgot, I also get...

• 11:11:29

Is there nothing for me?

• 11:11:30

You want to try to shoot him.

• 11:11:31

Yeah, I'll shoot him.

• 11:11:32

Francis!

• 11:11:33

There it is.

• 11:11:34

Okay, swim across and climb out the other side.

• 11:11:35

Why not just climb out on this side?

• 11:11:36

Because the toxic cloud is there.

• 11:11:37

You got to get out of it.

• 11:11:38

Get out of the fight.

• 11:11:39

Show us where the cloud extends over the water base that we're in.

• 11:11:52

It starts here, and it extends twenty feet in all directions.

• 11:11:56

So you got to swim past it and then come out.

• 11:11:59

Oh, I actually have a solution for this.

• 11:12:02

Cool.

• 11:12:03

Just get out and go back.

• 11:12:04

Okay, I'll leave you to it.

• 11:12:05

I did what I could.

• 11:12:06

I'm going to cast Grace on myself as a swift action.

• 11:12:07

Okay.

• 11:12:08

You made Grace successful.

• 11:12:09

You do not take opportunity to extra movement.

• 11:12:10

You know it.

• 11:12:11

And then...

• 11:12:12

You have to come out.

• 11:12:13

Stop.

• 11:12:14

Hammer time!

• 11:12:15

Oh, stop.

• 11:12:16

You're still in the cloud.

• 11:12:17

Collaborate and listen.

• 11:12:18

You've got...

• 11:12:19

If you're moving over half, you're going to go in a random direction.

• 11:12:20

You have to stand to the far end of the pool and get out.

• 11:12:21

Stop.

• 11:12:22

I love a great thing.

• 11:12:23

I love a great thing.

• 11:12:24

I love a great thing.

• 11:12:25

I love a great thing.

• 11:12:26

I mean, you guys have to...

• 11:12:27

I thought we were恭喜s.

• 11:12:28

I think that was a good one.

• 11:12:29

You're free to go back out to the pool and get out.

• 11:12:30

One, two, three, four...

• 11:12:33

Is he still in the cloud?

• 11:12:34

No, he's out.

• 11:12:35

Okay.

• 11:12:36

There you see.

• 11:12:37

Good job.

• 11:12:38

Thank you Cliff.

• 11:12:39

So I'm going to get out and stand behind you and become a missile platform.

• 11:12:47

and become a missile platform.

• 11:12:53

Better be a missile platform.

• 11:12:55

I'm just real.

• 11:12:57

Right.

• 11:12:58

Less. OK.

• 11:13:01

I'm going to shoot that one.

• 11:13:03

Are you all going to focus?

• 11:13:05

Oh, I'm also going to.

• 11:13:06

That was only a switch.

• 11:13:07

I'm also going to heal myself.

• 11:13:09

Oh, that's the one that's got 80.

• 11:13:10

Yeah, this is almost killed it.

• 11:13:12

Yeah, five foot step.

• 11:13:13

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 11:13:17

All right, let me see.

• 11:13:18

Do I got some inspiration?

• 11:13:20

Let's check.

• 11:13:21

Maybe get my 20s.

• 11:13:23

I don't think I have any unless you have inspiration.

• 11:13:26

Check in the four more inspirations.

• 11:13:28

All right.

• 11:13:29

Good.

• 11:13:30

Steven reminder going forward.

• 11:13:33

If the cat or him ever get attacked.

• 11:13:34

All right. Inspiration.

• 11:13:36

Rolling to four three attacks.

• 11:13:38

And then you all exceed on a DC 16.

• 11:13:40

What are you saying?

• 11:13:41

Including the cat? Yes.

• 11:13:43

And you now have visibility that does not extend past my feet.

• 11:13:47

And if you are in the fog, you take another quarter.

• 11:13:50

And I know 23.

• 11:13:52

We're not always 23.

• 11:13:53

It is right now.

• 11:13:54

Another one spawned on top of the other one spawned.

• 11:13:56

But I had then done because the charges hit point

• 11:14:00

with the 24 being my highest.

• 11:14:01

OK, wouldn't these people be like, here's the first one.

• 11:14:04

Yeah, move them all the way over to that little area.

• 11:14:06

They're like hiding behind this, watching us die.

• 11:14:10

Twenty one.

• 11:14:11

And then I'm going to do my rapid right.

• 11:14:16

Just like that.

• 11:14:16

Can I cast a spell by swimming?

• 11:14:19

I'm using a version again.

• 11:14:20

Not a verbal component or somatic component.

• 11:14:22

Are you holding on to him?

• 11:14:26

No.

• 11:14:28

He's level six.

• 11:14:30

I heal them.

• 11:14:31

Yeah, yeah.

• 11:14:31

He has to have a base attack bonus.

• 11:14:33

He's rogue. He doesn't get one per level.

• 11:14:34

That's fighters.

• 11:14:36

And the second rapid shot misses with the 22.

• 11:14:39

Oh, are you seeing any of your things, John?

• 11:14:41

I used two inspirations to inspiration.

• 11:14:44

How much damage?

• 11:14:45

How much damage?

• 11:14:46

Oh, 21.

• 11:14:48

That's one on one.

• 11:14:49

Alistair.

• 11:14:50

And it's from the ground.

• 11:14:54

No, no, I don't think so.

• 11:14:56

Not with a two handed range weapon, I think only with one hand across.

• 11:14:59

Only from grapple.

• 11:15:00

I can.

• 11:15:01

I think if you're on the ground, you can't fire a bow.

• 11:15:03

You'll have to double check.

• 11:15:05

If you're prone, prone and bow, you should look that up.

• 11:15:07

But it wasn't your turn.

• 11:15:09

All right.

• 11:15:10

Desilock, you're on deck.

• 11:15:11

Prepare your action.

• 11:15:16

All right.

• 11:15:17

So we have.

• 11:15:18

Where do we have villains?

• 11:15:20

Where are the villains?

• 11:15:21

The villains are here.

• 11:15:22

Okay.

• 11:15:23

There.

• 11:15:24

Someone said, oh, I have to remain.

• 11:15:25

Our villains.

• 11:15:26

All right.

• 11:15:27

I'm going to hear.

• 11:15:28

He says going over there.

• 11:15:29

And then I'm magic mistletoeing.

• 11:15:30

Magic mistletoeing that one.

• 11:15:31

He also.

• 11:15:32

He's going to go.

• 11:15:33

He's going to go.

• 11:15:34

He's going to go.

• 11:15:35

He also said the Pupil.

• 11:15:37

That's why I added.

• 11:15:38

He didn't say the Pupil.

• 11:15:39

Margaret just wanted to add that.

• 11:15:40

So something she really likes to do.

• 11:15:41

Are you like shooting them?

• 11:15:42

Like pass me to make it look like I'm the one shooting them.

• 11:15:43

No, I'm just shooting.

• 11:15:44

He's like, okay, okay.

• 11:15:45

Your job is to keep me up.

• 11:15:46

You're standing right here.

• 11:15:47

And he's shooting.

• 11:15:48

I told you you could.

• 11:15:49

Only if it's like a crossbow.

• 11:15:50

That's literally what I said.

• 11:15:51

For beta.

• 11:15:52

Do you want to do it?

• 11:15:53

I don't know.

• 11:15:54

I don't know.

• 11:15:55

I don't know.

• 11:15:56

I don't know.

• 11:15:57

I don't know.

• 11:15:58

I don't know.

• 11:15:59

I don't know.

• 11:16:00

I don't know.

• 11:16:01

I don't know.

• 11:16:08

I don't know.

• 11:16:21

Hey, when you stand, they said, Holy spirit, activate, activate.

• 11:16:22

I remember you when you did that last year plus 18 or 19 actually 27.

• 11:16:23

Wait, I got to do my magic missile.

• 11:16:24

I got to break through.

• 11:16:25

Yeah, go ahead.

• 11:16:26

You're good.

• 11:16:27

27.

• 11:16:28

I'm going to do a little bit

• 11:16:29

of a trick. I pierce him. Wow.

• 11:16:33

Wow.

• 11:16:37

Three. Seven 10 damage magic

• 11:16:41

missile.

• 11:16:44

It gets through all of a ****

• 11:16:46

so. Alright, I'll shoot him

• 11:16:48

first with my um he said pet

• 11:16:51

the cat attack. Yes. Okay. Good

• 11:16:56

luck. I'm back in the game, man.

• 11:16:59

I'm back in the game. Well,

• 11:17:02

this will really blow your mind

• 11:17:03

for struggle. blessing to hit

• 11:17:05

anything says that we are

• 11:17:07

number eleven on the Extra

• 11:17:08

Life leaderboard. Hey, top ten.

• 11:17:11

Wow. Holy. Let's get to number

• 11:17:14

one. Boys and girls. How far

• 11:17:16

do we need to be to get

• 11:17:18

position ten? That's

• 11:17:21

it. It's a competition.

• 11:17:31

Is it under UK? Oh, that's easy

• 11:17:36

peasy. That is really nice. We

• 11:17:38

hit the, we hit the, I mean,

• 11:17:40

they might also be going at the

• 11:17:41

same time. I don't know. Let's

• 11:17:45

see. Roll the nineteen. Okay.

• 11:17:49

Okay. Let's see. Let's see.

• 11:17:51

Gathering 792 thousand. Wow.

• 11:17:55

That's awesome. They they

• 11:17:56

probably have a lot of people

• 11:17:57

on their roster but that's

• 11:17:58

yeah, that's really cool.

• 11:18:00

Magic. Magic. The gathering is

• 11:18:01

number one with 792 thousand

• 11:18:04

659. Oh my gosh. But they

• 11:18:06

probably have a lot of people

• 11:18:07

on their roster. Just think

• 11:18:08

when we when we launch. That's

• 11:18:09

pretty cool. That is cool.

• 11:18:11

One. That's awesome. How much

• 11:18:12

left is it's all for the it's

• 11:18:14

all for a good cause. I can

• 11:18:15

take one more hit. I'm using

• 11:18:18

my one shot as an extra attack

• 11:18:20

regular attack. Okay, another

• 11:18:23

time to be to be that right. I

• 11:18:25

can kill it. Twenty-two. I mean,

• 11:18:28

it'd be easy if we had all our

• 11:18:29

players. Yeah. Yeah, someday.

• 11:18:31

We'll be there. Four points of

• 11:18:34

lethal damage. Very well. And

• 11:18:37

I'm shooting without an extra.

• 11:18:41

I'm going to go.

• 11:18:46

Alright, do I have any

• 11:18:47

inspiration? I know I'm trying.

• 11:18:50

I'm I'm sticking with him

• 11:18:52

because I gave him my lunch. I

• 11:18:53

have another twenty. What? What

• 11:18:56

do I have? Anything? Uh I have

• 11:18:58

another twenty. I'm not

• 11:19:00

double checking. Yes. Yes.

• 11:19:01

Stephen, you have you have a

• 11:19:03

nat one. Sir, are you serious?

• 11:19:06

Yeah. Did you hear that? I have

• 11:19:10

another twenty. I'm going to

• 11:19:13

remove it. Oh, I can

• 11:19:15

terminate. Reminder. And I

• 11:19:17

helped. And I know. They can't

• 11:19:20

they just seek. I'm in danger.

• 11:19:22

It tastes like burning. Yeah, I

• 11:19:23

got you. I got you. Look,

• 11:19:25

daddy. A whale egg. You know,

• 11:19:27

you always know when people

• 11:19:29

stand up and you don't see that

• 11:19:30

I'm saying. Okay. Ralph is

• 11:19:31

trying to have to be a

• 11:19:33

character. I get it. But it was

• 11:19:33

like over twenty seasons. But

• 11:19:35

they just couldn't see you

• 11:19:36

getting excited. That's the

• 11:19:38

thing. That's the thing. That's

• 11:19:39

the thing. Light wheels, light

• 11:19:42

for mammals.

• 11:19:47

and loving it. Our order is

• 11:19:49

approaching. She's loving it.

• 11:19:52

You're getting sheared.

• 11:19:56

The one said Cliff shirt is a

• 11:19:58

ten out of ten. Thank you.

• 11:20:01

Yes. Oh my god. Wait, what is

• 11:20:05

that? Oh, nice. Nice. Second.

• 11:20:07

That's your office. Alright,

• 11:20:11

throw it down. It's camping

• 11:20:12

your chair. I can help you.

• 11:20:14

Lucy, come here. I couldn't see

• 11:20:15

it from here. We can we can

• 11:20:17

throw a dagger. Someone said,

• 11:20:18

when's the death nut challenge?

• 11:20:19

Probably in about 30 minutes. I

• 11:20:21

said that twice already. An

• 11:20:23

hour. 6378. They're just got

• 11:20:26

here. Uh it's Alice. Are you

• 11:20:28

done? We said that three hours

• 11:20:29

ago, Steven. I'm sorry.

• 11:20:30

Desolator. You've begun

• 11:20:34

the challenge. Uh Odette.

• 11:20:36

Alright. Um there's only two

• 11:20:38

left. We're winning. We're

• 11:20:41

winning. We're in a cloud,

• 11:20:42

right? Now, we have to go all

• 11:20:44

the way around the bottom side.

• 11:20:45

Where's the cloud? All the way

• 11:20:47

around. Exactly. So, there's

• 11:20:48

one that starts on that

• 11:20:50

corner here. Yeah, that one.

• 11:20:51

Then, there's one that starts

• 11:20:53

on top of um Zim's head. So,

• 11:20:55

it's here. So, I need to go

• 11:20:59

I'm out.

• 11:21:02

So, if I go here, am I out? I

• 11:21:04

think I'm just barely out. Yeah.

• 11:21:07

Um I can't

• 11:21:12

but I can see the horse. Oh,

• 11:21:15

the break. So, your chair has

• 11:21:17

been lost. Yeah. I think I'm

• 11:21:20

going to be right to that. You

• 11:21:22

got cut the rice.

• 11:21:26

Throw a dagger. I can't do any

• 11:21:29

more. I can't do any more. I'm

• 11:21:30

I'm it's wild magic made it so

• 11:21:33

I can't do any. I'm going to

• 11:21:34

put him and he's like why are

• 11:21:38

you never I'm going to. I was

• 11:21:39

like, you're not putting me

• 11:21:41

enough. My fur is still on. Uh

• 11:21:44

yes, I will bless now I don't

• 11:21:48

want to waste my time right

• 11:21:48

now. So, I will just stay right

• 11:21:49

there for now. That's where I

• 11:21:52

will be. Gene, we need to do

• 11:21:58

Can you do that?

• 11:22:00

Out of the clouds?

• 11:22:02

Out of the clouds?

• 11:22:04

Ow.

• 11:22:06

The character says they lie.

• 11:22:08

The character says they lie.

• 11:22:10

You want me to put it back?

• 11:22:12

Okay.

• 11:22:14

You're sitting on me.

• 11:22:16

No, I'm not.

• 11:22:18

It is their turn.

• 11:22:20

I'm not.

• 11:22:22

They're underneath your butt.

• 11:22:24

They both fly down to attack in a charge.

• 11:22:26

They're good.

• 11:22:28

I know. They have to.

• 11:22:30

Are they out of spells? Fine.

• 11:22:32

Well, there's one that's full health, and the other one...

• 11:22:34

That one's near dead.

• 11:22:36

Well, it's 102, so he's got...

• 11:22:38

30 left.

• 11:22:40

32 left.

• 11:22:42

33 left.

• 11:22:44

They attack with their bites.

• 11:22:46

Are they both attacking the same person?

• 11:22:48

Ow.

• 11:22:50

Are they moving? What are they doing?

• 11:22:52

They're charged.

• 11:22:54

I'm not the mover of the pieces.

• 11:22:56

I'm nearly the storyteller.

• 11:22:58

All right, put them inside the volcano.

• 11:23:00

That is not the story I told.

• 11:23:02

We've got a volcano?

• 11:23:04

There is now.

• 11:23:06

Because I didn't help with the story.

• 11:23:08

They both whip.

• 11:23:10

23 and a 25 against the Zim.

• 11:23:12

23 and a 25 against the Zim.

• 11:23:14

Then they both miss.

• 11:23:16

Wow.

• 11:23:18

Mother mother.

• 11:23:20

Wow.

• 11:23:22

We have to run around.

• 11:23:24

The tentacles retract into the...

• 11:23:26

Wow.

• 11:23:28

They're coming over.

• 11:23:30

There's a massive cloud wall between us.

• 11:23:32

I mean, if the tentacles aren't there,

• 11:23:34

can we just go...

• 11:23:36

You can remove the tentacles if there's nobody in the water.

• 11:23:38

We have to hug the cloud wall to get to them.

• 11:23:40

Yeah.

• 11:23:42

Food has been delivered.

• 11:23:44

Francis.

• 11:23:46

If you kill...

• 11:23:48

Oh.

• 11:23:50

Me kill something?

• 11:23:52

One is not happening.

• 11:23:54

It's like I'm a healer.

• 11:23:56

I don't kill things.

• 11:23:58

We might be able to kill the summoner.

• 11:24:00

And the summoner will disappear the child.

• 11:24:02

I don't know yet.

• 11:24:04

Which one do you think is the summoner?

• 11:24:06

The gold one?

• 11:24:08

Or the...

• 11:24:10

The winged one.

• 11:24:12

That one was the one that summoned.

• 11:24:14

Unfortunately, wild magic screwed me over.

• 11:24:16

So I can't do any ranged attacks.

• 11:24:18

That's fine.

• 11:24:20

Woo-doo!

• 11:24:22

John.

• 11:24:24

Rylos!

• 11:24:26

Finish him!

• 11:24:28

Finish him.

• 11:24:30

And I'm a melee character.

• 11:24:32

Do you have any more inspirations, John?

• 11:24:34

Inspire!

• 11:24:36

They're only 23. They charged.

• 11:24:38

John has...

• 11:24:40

What does John have?

• 11:24:42

Rylos has...

• 11:24:44

Yeah, he's got two inspirations.

• 11:24:46

Two dooms.

• 11:24:48

Yeah, two inspirations, two dooms.

• 11:24:50

And three wild magic.

• 11:24:52

Beb!

• 11:24:54

You should come do both your attacks with inspirations against the summoner.

• 11:24:56

I thought we were not caught.

• 11:24:58

Oh, he has another ability increase.

• 11:25:00

This horse is going to be strong.

• 11:25:02

Someone gave you another ability increase.

• 11:25:04

You have another ability increase.

• 11:25:06

You want to add that right now?

• 11:25:08

And I'll remove it.

• 11:25:10

All right. Inspire.

• 11:25:12

Inspire us.

• 11:25:14

You are a horse tar.

• 11:25:16

Horse tar.

• 11:25:18

When can we use our ability increases?

• 11:25:20

That's crazy.

• 11:25:22

You have yet to stab anyone, too.

• 11:25:24

You've been shooting arrows so far.

• 11:25:26

I'm so jealous of that strength.

• 11:25:28

Margaret, when can we use our ability increases?

• 11:25:30

John, you need like as long as possible.

• 11:25:32

As soon as you get them.

• 11:25:34

Do you have one of them?

• 11:25:36

I have an increase and a decrease.

• 11:25:38

Oh, yeah, you should use them right away.

• 11:25:40

I use them right away.

• 11:25:42

I'll mark them off on your sheet.

• 11:25:44

I'll do that right now.

• 11:25:46

Okay, I'll mark them.

• 11:25:48

All right.

• 11:25:50

Rapid shot.

• 11:25:52

Yep.

• 11:25:54

Do the damage one.

• 11:25:56

Okay.

• 11:25:58

Are you using your inspiration?

• 11:26:00

I have oceans.

• 11:26:02

I have four wild magics sitting on my character.

• 11:26:04

Do you want to give me one for entering the water?

• 11:26:06

I have like three wild magics.

• 11:26:08

I'll give you one here.

• 11:26:10

I'll give you one here.

• 11:26:12

We have a lot of wild magics.

• 11:26:14

D1000.

• 11:26:16

We all have wild magics.

• 11:26:18

Two wild magics are going off.

• 11:26:20

Oh, no.

• 11:26:22

178.

• 11:26:24

990 what?

• 11:26:26

4.

• 11:26:28

994.

• 11:26:30

And I rolled a 178.

• 11:26:32

178.

• 11:26:34

I thought it was 170.

• 11:26:36

Okay, that's 170.

• 11:26:38

He needs six hit points left.

• 11:26:40

And then I'll do the 9.

• 11:26:42

That's mine at 178.

• 11:26:44

One more shot.

• 11:26:46

He's at 130.

• 11:26:48

Yeah, he just needs four more hit points.

• 11:26:50

Okay, did you get in the water?

• 11:26:52

I remember I got in the water.

• 11:26:54

As you exit the water,

• 11:26:56

patches of your hair

• 11:26:58

begin to fall out of your head.

• 11:27:00

No, my beautiful hair.

• 11:27:02

And you go completely bald.

• 11:27:04

Does it affect my charisma?

• 11:27:06

Do I look a handsome bald

• 11:27:08

or am I an ugly bald?

• 11:27:10

What's your charisma?

• 11:27:12

20.

• 11:27:14

You're like a young Lex Luthor.

• 11:27:16

There we go.

• 11:27:18

I go like this and I just go,

• 11:27:20

yes!

• 11:27:22

That's going to save me so much money

• 11:27:24

in hair care products.

• 11:27:26

Oh my god.

• 11:27:28

Is it good or bad?

• 11:27:30

It's not super high.

• 11:27:32

Is it super bad or super good?

• 11:27:34

It's out of 10,000.

• 11:27:36

Lower is better I think.

• 11:27:38

Are you ready?

• 11:27:40

I'm ready.

• 11:27:42

Are you trolling or is it actually good?

• 11:27:44

I never look.

• 11:27:46

You become a deity.

• 11:27:48

The caster has a 10% chance

• 11:27:50

to control

• 11:27:52

any summoned entity

• 11:27:54

he sees.

• 11:27:56

To become my minion?

• 11:27:58

It says to control.

• 11:28:00

So you can grab one of these guys

• 11:28:02

and they're bidding.

• 11:28:04

Both of them are technically summoned.

• 11:28:06

I would assume that he just gets to keep it.

• 11:28:08

They were banished to the void long ago.

• 11:28:10

So you roll a d10.

• 11:28:12

Now, here we go.

• 11:28:14

Do you have any divine interventions?

• 11:28:16

Yes, I think you do.

• 11:28:18

I think you do.

• 11:28:20

You might use it.

• 11:28:22

Let's check.

• 11:28:24

Oh, you used all of them.

• 11:28:26

Do you have any hero points?

• 11:28:28

No.

• 11:28:30

I didn't want to help.

• 11:28:32

Do you have any other benefits?

• 11:28:34

Do you have the advantage

• 11:28:36

where you get to roll two d20s?

• 11:28:38

He has one inspiration.

• 11:28:40

You have one inspiration.

• 11:28:42

I will allow you

• 11:28:44

to use an inspiration

• 11:28:46

to add 5%

• 11:28:48

to your chance.

• 11:28:50

Are you using it?

• 11:28:52

15%.

• 11:28:54

You may choose any 15%

• 11:28:56

segment between 1 and 100

• 11:28:58

He wants you to roll percent of dice.

• 11:29:00

He wants you to roll percent of dice.

• 11:29:02

Oh, you want... okay.

• 11:29:04

And you may choose any 15% value between 1 and 100.

• 11:29:06

What window of 15% do you want?

• 11:29:08

We also choose multiple 5% windows.

• 11:29:10

I would choose...

• 11:29:12

like 15.

• 11:29:14

Multiple?

• 11:29:16

If you wanted to do like 1 through 5,

• 11:29:18

10 through 15.

• 11:29:20

10 through 14.

• 11:29:22

That's fast.

• 11:29:24

10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

• 11:29:26

11 through 15.

• 11:29:28

The chat is suggesting 45 to 60.

• 11:29:30

Oh yeah, 11 through 15.

• 11:29:32

Someone said 40.

• 11:29:34

11 through 15.

• 11:29:36

Someone said 46 through 50 in chat.

• 11:29:38

45 through 60.

• 11:29:40

45 to 69.

• 11:29:42

65 to 69.

• 11:29:44

Okay.

• 11:29:46

40 to 44.

• 11:29:48

40 to 44, go.

• 11:29:50

40 to 44, 11 through 15.

• 11:29:52

64 to 69.

• 11:29:54

Go.

• 11:29:58

58.

• 11:30:00

And then the second one.

• 11:30:02

There's two of them.

• 11:30:04

Each one you see, you have to roll against.

• 11:30:06

Every summit.

• 11:30:08

Every summit he sees,

• 11:30:10

he rolls to control.

• 11:30:12

No.

• 11:30:14

Is it just one?

• 11:30:16

Okay.

• 11:30:18

I mean, it did say control any

• 11:30:20

summoned.

• 11:30:22

It doesn't say any one.

• 11:30:24

He sees.

• 11:30:26

It doesn't say any one.

• 11:30:28

But you are the GM.

• 11:30:30

You get to decide.

• 11:30:32

The GM, you decide how it works.

• 11:30:34

I'm just saying, it's only a 10% chance.

• 11:30:36

So if he sees four, you're supposed to get a 10% chance

• 11:30:38

to grab one of the four.

• 11:30:40

He gets a total chance to grab one of any summoned creature.

• 11:30:42

Okay.

• 11:30:44

If you wish to read it that way.

• 11:30:46

I have chosen to read it as that.

• 11:30:48

If others of us have wild magic,

• 11:30:50

I have chosen to read it as that.

• 11:30:52

Did you do your damage?

• 11:30:54

Second shot.

• 11:30:56

Second shot.

• 11:30:58

That's me, right?

• 11:31:00

What about a hero?

• 11:31:02

I can finish it.

• 11:31:04

I think.

• 11:31:06

We'll see.

• 11:31:08

Should the rest of us use wild magic too?

• 11:31:10

John has a lot of wild magic.

• 11:31:12

How many?

• 11:31:14

Let's see.

• 11:31:16

Wild magic wise.

• 11:31:18

We're going to do like two.

• 11:31:20

Alex has four.

• 11:31:22

Sean has four.

• 11:31:24

Cliff has three.

• 11:31:26

Leftovers.

• 11:31:28

We're going to do all of them?

• 11:31:30

We could do them all.

• 11:31:32

Yeah, they're fun.

• 11:31:34

You don't want to not become a horse star.

• 11:31:36

I'm using my...

• 11:31:38

Okay.

• 11:31:40

It makes it exciting.

• 11:31:42

Because random stuff happens.

• 11:31:44

By the way, you would definitely

• 11:31:46

put some reins around your human body.

• 11:31:48

My character sheet is jacked right now.

• 11:31:50

Could one of us use him as a mount?

• 11:31:52

We have a sentient mount basically.

• 11:31:54

It would be difficult.

• 11:31:56

It's not sentient. It's still a horse.

• 11:31:58

Yeah.

• 11:32:00

But he's like...

• 11:32:02

I'm maneuvering.

• 11:32:04

What's in his body,

• 11:32:06

his body that's now a horse,

• 11:32:08

that's just as smart as a normal horse.

• 11:32:10

My character sheet just got jacked.

• 11:32:12

And then he's super smart inside of a horse's body.

• 11:32:14

I can't adjust it.

• 11:32:16

So he would take his body with him as a horse.

• 11:32:18

So when he...

• 11:32:20

But not use it, he's just bringing it because he doesn't want to lose his body.

• 11:32:22

He probably wants to try to transfer back in there.

• 11:32:24

Is that why he's hanging out here?

• 11:32:26

He's kind of... Well, he's scared.

• 11:32:28

He's scared.

• 11:32:30

There's nowhere to run because he's in darkness.

• 11:32:32

Gotcha.

• 11:32:34

Alistair, did you go?

• 11:32:36

What a weird pickle.

• 11:32:38

I thought you were going to kill him.

• 11:32:40

Desolator.

• 11:32:42

I...

• 11:32:44

I'm sorry.

• 11:32:46

I mean, what did...

• 11:32:48

Brian.

• 11:32:50

Brian hasn't gone yet.

• 11:32:52

I go out, Brian.

• 11:32:54

Oh, did you miss Brian?

• 11:32:56

Oh, you guys already moved.

• 11:32:58

No, Francis already went.

• 11:33:00

You just missed what he did.

• 11:33:02

Oh, he moved. You guys moved.

• 11:33:04

No, I'm acting for Brian and I didn't hear you.

• 11:33:06

Oh, I thought I said Francis. Francis.

• 11:33:08

Francis would like to do a bit of luck on you.

• 11:33:10

I don't know.

• 11:33:12

He didn't tell me.

• 11:33:14

He just told me he wanted to give him that.

• 11:33:16

Oh, then I get to roll one more.

• 11:33:18

He said, willing for your standard action,

• 11:33:20

giving you a bit of luck for the next round

• 11:33:22

any time the target rolls a d20,

• 11:33:24

he can be rolled twice.

• 11:33:26

Okay, so do I roll one more just in case?

• 11:33:28

It did lock.

• 11:33:30

And I will mark that he...

• 11:33:32

I do hit him. He's dead.

• 11:33:34

11 damage on this guy.

• 11:33:36

Yeah, the guy's dead.

• 11:33:38

Yep, he needed a 4.

• 11:33:40

Does the other do summons?

• 11:33:42

Yes, you are all out of initiative.

• 11:33:44

We should have gone there.

• 11:33:46

Break!

• 11:33:48

Oh my god.

• 11:33:50

We're all 50 at level.

• 11:33:52

Oh yeah, that's the level experience we get.

• 11:33:54

Are we going to be level 7 now?

• 11:33:56

We can do all the results.

• 11:33:58

We can do magic on the first item.

• 11:34:00

Can we do some magical items on the first item?

• 11:34:02

Do you want to do

• 11:34:04

the wild match now or after?

• 11:34:06

Are we doing the break doctors?

• 11:34:08

We're going to do break.

• 11:34:10

How long is the break?

• 11:34:12

30 minutes?

• 11:34:14

This is 30 minute break, yeah.

• 11:34:16

Our long break is at 1.30 in the morning.

• 11:34:18

That's our long 5 hour break.

• 11:34:20

Are you checking on the ground?

• 11:34:22

We can do some more milestone stuff while you're gone.

• 11:34:24

Yeah, yeah, sounds like.

• 11:34:26

Alright.

• 11:34:28

Oh, who's here?

• 11:34:30

I can't reach Jack.

• 11:34:32

What's the matter with it?

• 11:34:34

The deck's just wet and I can't modify it back.

• 11:34:36

Yep.

• 11:34:38

Alright.

• 11:34:40

We're going to head to one of the videos while we set up the milestone.

• 11:34:42

Yee haw!

• 11:34:44

We'll be right back.

• 11:34:46

Oh, I was going to say some stuff.

• 11:34:48

Hello, Glorious Ashes community.

• 11:34:50

My name is Casey from Rady Children's Hospital.

• 11:34:52

I'm a nurse.

• 11:34:54

I'm a nurse.

• 11:34:56

I'm a nurse.

• 11:34:58

I'm a nurse.

• 11:35:00

I'm a nurse.

• 11:35:02

My name's Karen and I am the privilege of working for Rady Children's Hospital.

• 11:35:04

I lead the IATR community on our door of raising incredible gaming and outside supporting kids at Rady Children's.

• 11:35:10

I'm not sure if you all realize, but in the past 3 years alone, Intrepid Studios and Glorious Ashes community have raised over $50,000 for Rady Children's Hospital through your Extra Life efforts.

• 11:35:22

That not only makes you our top fundraising Extra Life team, but it also makes you all of these amazing makers within our hospital

• 11:35:30

in our hospital for the kids and families we serve.

• 11:35:33

So who are those kids and families?

• 11:35:36

Free Children's is the only children's hospital in San Diego.

• 11:35:39

So we care for over 100,000 kids.

• 11:35:43

I mean, and it is.

• 11:35:44

It isn't in the ordinary for 1,000 kids.

• 11:35:49

We're a nonprofit organization.

• 11:35:51

So we rely on support from programs like Extra Life

• 11:35:54

and partners like Intrepid Studios

• 11:35:56

to help us expand the care we can provide.

• 11:35:59

This includes our newly opened

• 11:36:00

psychiatric emergency department,

• 11:36:02

dedicated exclusively to caring for children

• 11:36:04

experiencing a mental health crisis.

• 11:36:07

It's only the second of its kind nationwide

• 11:36:09

and we just opened this year.

• 11:36:11

There's also our Center for Gender Affirming Care,

• 11:36:13

which provides a safe medical home

• 11:36:15

for all transgender, non-binary, and gender nonconforming.

• 11:36:19

We are able to open and expand these amazing hospital areas

• 11:36:22

because of fundraising like yours.

• 11:36:25

To get a little bit more specific,

• 11:36:27

there's three main buckets that funds from Extra Life

• 11:36:29

are used within our hospital.

• 11:36:31

The first is creating a healing environment

• 11:36:33

because caring for a sick child

• 11:36:35

goes beyond excellent medical care.

• 11:36:37

The environment surrounding children and their families

• 11:36:39

is also vitally important to physical and mental health,

• 11:36:42

which I think we can all attest to.

• 11:36:44

This includes child life specialists,

• 11:36:46

always there to explain and support kids

• 11:36:48

through challenging and scary medical experiences,

• 11:36:52

adorable dogs roaming the halls for pet therapy,

• 11:36:55

musicians and storytellers going room to room,

• 11:36:58

healing touch massage, playrooms, gardens, yoga.

+11:37:02

• 11:37:02

and much more.

• 11:37:03

The second area is investing in research and technology

• 11:37:06

to provide better treatment solutions for kids here today

• 11:37:09

and for generations to come.

• 11:37:12

The third and final area is caring for every child.

• 11:37:15

Greedy Children's made a commitment to this community

• 11:37:17

that we have stood by to care for every child

• 11:37:20

and be a safety net for all.

• 11:37:22

In fact, 55% of the patients we see

• 11:37:25

have little to no medical insurance.

• 11:37:27

So it is no small task for us to fill that funding gap,

• 11:37:30

but programs like Extra Life and people like you

• 11:37:32

help us do just that.

• 11:37:34

If you'd like to learn more about our hospital

• 11:37:36

and how the funds are used,

• 11:37:37

Stephen can share my contact information with you.

• 11:37:39

So please don't hesitate to reach out.

• 11:37:41

Trust me, I could talk about this stuff all day, and I do.

• 11:37:45

I hope one day we can gather in person

• 11:37:47

to celebrate what you're doing,

• 11:37:49

but for now I'll end by saying how inspiring

• 11:37:52

and really wonderful it is that you're all able

• 11:37:54

to create this massive gaming community

• 11:37:57

and build amazing friendships

• 11:37:58

by playing Ashes of Creation together.

• 11:38:01

I'm sure you all can agree with me when I say

• 11:38:03

that the great times in life are made better

• 11:38:05

with friends that are on our side,

• 11:38:07

and the dark times in life are made bearable

• 11:38:09

by those same supportive friends.

• 11:38:11

In a very similar way, by participating in Extra Life

• 11:38:14

for all the kids in the hospital,

• 11:38:16

you are that same beacon of hope, support, and love

• 11:38:20

for each and every child and their family

• 11:38:22

who is battling at Greedy Children's.

• 11:38:25

Stephen tells me he's anticipating a record-breaking year

• 11:38:27

for your game day on November 7th,

• 11:38:29

so I am so excited to see the amazing things

• 11:38:32

you all will accomplish for the kids.

• 11:38:34

Again, to every single member

• 11:38:36

of the glorious Ashes community,

• 11:38:39

thank you, and you are the best.

• 11:38:41

Thank you so much again for donating.

• 11:38:59

We super-duper appreciate all of this.

• 11:39:01

Pretty amazing what we've accomplished so far as a team,

• 11:39:06

and we're very excited.

• 11:39:07

We're taking a little break to eat some food quick,

• 11:39:11

about three and a half hours

• 11:39:12

a little past our normal break time,

• 11:39:14

but we will be doing some milestones here in a moment.

• 11:39:17

In chat, we're already starting to do our giveaways,

• 11:39:20

so if you've been here for the past four-plus hours,

• 11:39:24

we will be picking and selecting people from random.

• 11:39:28

Make sure that you have your DMs accessible

• 11:39:30

because we're going to be DMing you.

• 11:39:32

You must respond within one minute.

• 11:39:33

Make sure you're following the channel,

• 11:39:36

and if you do so, we will be giving you an alpha to access.

• 11:39:41

Beyond that, we will be doing a bunch of these challenges.

• 11:39:44

We're talking about what those will be here in a moment,

• 11:39:49

and then also a reminder of all the cool stuff

• 11:39:51

that you can get access to through donating,

• 11:39:56

which is pretty exciting.

• 11:39:58

The first one is the top two donors per four-hour segment.

• 11:40:02

So the first one, or the next segment

• 11:40:04

that just got selected was from,

• 11:40:08

let me double-check the schedule so I don't missay this

• 11:40:10

because I'm kind of tired.

• 11:40:13

We did 2 to 6.30 p.m.,

• 11:40:16

and then the next segment will be 6.30 to 1.30 a.m.,

• 11:40:19

so that segment will be the next one

• 11:40:21

that you can be eligible for for top donor,

• 11:40:24

and that will give you access to

• 11:40:28

the non-exclusive cosmetic item,

• 11:40:30

which I think we can show on screen,

• 11:40:32

which is really, really cool looking.

• 11:40:34

It is a crane, unnamed yet,

• 11:40:37

but basically we're looking for something,

• 11:40:40

a symbol of hope, and we tried to kind of coordinate

• 11:40:43

that color combination with Extra Life's logo.

• 11:40:46

So you can even see the little halo kind of effect

• 11:40:49

on the head, which is really cool.

• 11:40:52

And then we also, you will get access to alpha two

• 11:40:55

and one random board game from our selection.

• 11:40:58

We can pop those up on chat.

• 11:41:00

It will be one of those that we will select.

• 11:41:03

And then beyond that, we also have the top team

• 11:41:06

on our Intrepid Studios Extra Life team,

• 11:41:09

and the top overall donor on our Extra Life campaign,

• 11:41:13

on our Ashes of Creation one, so two separate things.

• 11:41:16

By November 8th, 2022 at 10 a.m. Pacific,

• 11:41:19

we'll be gifted our 2022 Intrepid Extra Life

• 11:41:22

top supporter bundle, which includes the pet,

• 11:41:25

the alpha two access, a bundle of 10 alpha two codes

• 11:41:29

to give away to your friends, family, and viewers

• 11:41:31

or whatever you want to use,

• 11:41:32

and a personalized thank you video

• 11:41:34

from the one and only Steven Sharif.

• 11:41:39

You have to do it again.

• 11:41:43

And of course, any team that raises $100 or more

• 11:41:47

on the Intrepid Studios Extra Life team,

• 11:41:51

by November 8th, 2022 at 10 a.m. Pacific,

• 11:41:53

will be entered into a drawing for a gift

• 11:41:56

of one of three possible winners of 2022 Intrepid Extra Life

• 11:42:00

supporter bundles, which includes the pet, alpha two access,

• 11:42:03

a bundle of 10 alpha two codes that you can give away,

• 11:42:06

and then also your choice of an Elgato Wave 3

• 11:42:10

or stream deck valued at 149,999,

• 11:42:13

which is pretty cool.

• 11:42:17

So something for those of you who are maybe streamers

• 11:42:19

who are trying to get some equipment for your streams,

• 11:42:22

I love my stream deck, I love my wave,

• 11:42:23

so I think it's handy.

• 11:42:26

And yeah, those are all of the cool things

• 11:42:29

that you could possibly get for just supporting us over here

• 11:42:32

so we can do good with our gaming.

• 11:42:37

I think that covers everything.

• 11:42:39

Yes, for the kids.

• 11:42:42

And yeah, so we'll be doing the giveaways

• 11:42:44

in the chat right now,

• 11:42:45

and I think we're taking a little bit of a break.

• 11:42:47

Maybe we'll play another video,

• 11:42:49

and we'll come back and do some milestones

• 11:42:52

once everyone's nommed.

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Here we go.

• 11:43:48

And it is.

• 11:43:49

It isn't in the ordinary hometown winds are

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horns will treat.

• 11:43:49

It isn't in the ordinary for people to come together and dedicate their time to raise funds and awareness for a hospital that they may have never stepped foot in or families that they may have never had the chance to meet.

• 11:44:03

But despite all that, the impact you all have made and will continue to make through your efforts on game day 2021 will be felt by thousands.

• 11:44:12

Here in San Diego, we serve 92% of our communities to kids, plus kids from Imperial County and South Riverside County.

• 11:44:21

In 2020 alone, you know, 2020, the year that you all raised $80,000, just wanted to say it one more time, we have helped 281,000 kids here at Reedy Children's.

• 11:44:33

That's more than double the amount of people that attended Comic Con in 2019.

• 11:44:38

If you were able to attend in 2019 or if you tuned in on social media, just think back to how many faces you saw and imagine every one of those faces was a patient at Reedy Children's and then double it and then add 20,000 more.

• 11:44:53

That's how many patients we served last year, more than we ever have before. And it was made possible because of our community fundraisers like you all that bring this hospital to life in the ways that we're now known for, because philanthropy is such a key component to the life saving care that we're able to provide every day.

• 11:45:15

So when I say impact, I mean it. The $80,000 you all raised has made miracles, big and small. $1,000 of funds can print a 3D heart that our surgeons use to plan their surgeries and explain procedures to patients and families because they aren't the normal size of a normal heart and a normal heart diagram.

• 11:45:37

But printing specialized 3D hearts brings our services to the next level.

• 11:45:43

A chemotherapy treatment costs anywhere between $3,000 and $7,000. A heart monitor rings up at $5,000. All of these things are necessary equipment for so many of our patients and are made possible because of people like you.

• 11:45:58

But of course, there are smaller ticket items that are just as valuable.

• 11:46:03

So when we think about how miracles are made we also think about the miracles that are made just one single dollar at a time.

• 11:46:10

$10 buys an infant size mask that helps deliver anesthesia. It takes as little as $5 for round trip transportation for a child who maybe has been abused or neglected and allows them to get to and from their therapy sessions.

• 11:46:24

Just $10 can buy a medical play doll that our Child Life specialists use with our young patients to explain the procedures that they will endure.

• 11:46:33

And $30 can buy a cuddle cub, which is a special weighted teddy bear that our families can take home if they've lost a little one.

• 11:46:42

And just ease that grief.

• 11:46:45

So as you embark on game day this year please know that every donation, even the 50 cent or $1 donation amasses to a really big impact.

• 11:46:55

Don't be afraid of making a big ask or setting a really big goal and take time to appreciate donations of all sizes.

• 11:47:03

If you're making a donation yourself, please know that every dollar you give is put to great use at Rady Children's.

• 11:47:09

We are so grateful, so grateful for the generosity of our gaming community and we know that it's the glorious Ashes community that is leading the way and setting a great example for the gamers who will come after you and continue to raise funds following in your footsteps.

• 11:47:24

We know that the funds that you all raise and the funds that you have raised will inevitably change and save lives.

• 11:47:34

So thank you, thank you, thank you from all of us here at Rady Children's Hospital.

• 11:47:38

Thank you to Stephen and to each member of the glorious Ashes community.

• 11:47:42

Happy game day!

• 11:48:42

you

• 11:49:12

you

• 12:03:34

Hello everyone, you hear me I'm gonna be using Kyle's mic for a moment

• 12:03:38

The wait will be worth it. We're going to do singing when we get back so

• 12:03:45

Hold out for us. Everyone's trying to eat

• 12:03:47

Dinner really quick and then we'll sing so share the love tell people to hold on because it's gonna be exciting. All right

• 12:08:17

All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're back hello

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We have a wonderful

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But who's going to be singing? We're gonna start our Disney duet portion for the milestones that you guys have

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Sing along first Disney songs all around

• 12:09:01

Eventually one will be a duet. Maybe probably

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and

• 12:09:06

If you're gonna be presenting I'm first I'm week part I thought

• 12:09:20

So after much to ridden your many villains on

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It is Gaston

• 12:09:30

All right, so I shall give this a trance and

• 12:09:36

I am about to begin the song. So please bear with me and

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Tolerate as long as I can

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Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston looking so down in the dumps

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Every guy here love to be you Gaston even when taking your lumps

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There's no man in town as admired as you you're everyone's favorite guy

• 12:09:59

Everyone's odd and inspired by you. It's not very hard to see why

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No one's slick as Gaston no one's quick as Gaston no one's neck is incredibly thick as Gaston for there's no man in town

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Half as manly perfectly up your paragon

• 12:10:19

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley and they'll tell you whose team prefer to be on

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No one's been like Gaston a kingpin like Gaston. No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston as a specimen

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Yes, I'm intimidating

• 12:10:34

My what a guy that Gaston

• 12:10:36

Give five hurrahs give 12 hip-ups Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips

• 12:10:41

No one fights like Gaston douses lights like Gaston in a wrestling match

• 12:10:46

Nobody bites like Gaston for there's no one is burly and brawny as you can see

• 12:10:51

I've got biceps to spare not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny. That's right every

• 12:10:58

Every last inch of me is covered with hair

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No one hits like Gaston matches wits like Gaston in a spitting match. Nobody spits like Gaston

• 12:11:07

I'm especially good at expectorating

• 12:11:11

Ten points for Gaston when I was a lad

• 12:11:15

I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large and now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

• 12:11:21

So I'm roughly the size of a barge

• 12:11:23

No one shoots like Gaston makes those boots like Gaston then but goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

• 12:11:29

I use antlers and all my decorating say it again

• 12:11:35

That's not I lost it

• 12:11:37

As far as I can get guys. All right round of applause chat there. Yes, Pogfaces indeed. Thanks guys. Beautiful applause. Encore, encore. Yes. Yes.

• 12:11:57

Those wondering the cat is just watching from the sidelines enjoying being serenaded. Okay, that's wanting to be super quick

• 12:12:04

There am I on now? Let me make sure yeah you I believe you have four right?

• 12:12:10

Deep breaths

• 12:12:12

Yeah, right. Yeah

• 12:12:14

Absolutely

• 12:12:16

This is it. This isn't normal

• 12:12:18

Whenever you're good. Oh, okay. Then I better get going. You're free to go it out

• 12:12:21

All right. You can tell them what life is like a hurricane

• 12:12:27

Here in Duckburg race cars lasers airplanes. It's a duck blur

• 12:12:36

Might solve a mystery

• 12:12:39

Or rewrite history ducktales

• 12:12:44

Every day they're out there

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Every day they're out there making ducktales. Oh

• 12:12:52

Tales of Darren do bad and good luck tales

• 12:12:57

The danger what's behind you there's a stranger out to find you what did you just

• 12:13:05

Ducktales, ooh

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Tales of dirt out there making ducktales

• 12:13:12

Tales of Darren do bad and good luck tales

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Not ponytails or cottontails no ducktales

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Yeah, I told you it was short and painful yeah

• 12:13:27

Yeah

• 12:13:31

What a blast what a blast back

• 12:13:36

Everyone's a good guy

• 12:13:38

Everyone's excited to see ducktales come back including myself

• 12:13:45

I've not heard ducktales in so long. That was that was like I wasn't I didn't know which song you were gonna do

• 12:13:51

So that was pretty awesome. I wasn't uh prepared

• 12:13:55

so

• 12:13:59

Who

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The ducks yeah, yeah, I think they were

• 12:14:05

Were you nervous you got like funny? I'm nervous already. My heart's racing. My heart is like jumping out of my chest right now

• 12:14:12

Um, so i'm gonna sing

• 12:14:14

The song that I promised you all that I would sing this year

• 12:14:17

Which is colors of the wind and then steven's gonna sing his song and then we're gonna do a

• 12:14:24

Better than a duet. We're gonna do a triplet. What is it trio trio? There we go. We're gonna do a triad of hakuna matata

• 12:14:30

So oh, I gotta look that one right i'm nervous send me good vibes and chat. I'm scared. All right

• 12:14:39

Ready I don't know why i'm so nervous but I am

• 12:14:43

You think i'm an ignorant savage and you've been so many places I guess it must be so

• 12:14:49

But still I cannot see

• 12:14:52

If the savage one is me

• 12:14:54

How can there be so many places?

• 12:14:56

If the savage one is me, how can there be so much that you don't know?

• 12:15:04

You don't know

• 12:15:08

You think you own whatever land you land on

• 12:15:11

The earth is just a dead thing you can claim

• 12:15:15

But I know every rock and tree and creature has a life has a spirit has a name

• 12:15:22

You think the only people who are people

• 12:15:25

people

• 12:15:27

nervous

• 12:15:28

Are the people who look and think like you?

• 12:15:32

But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger

• 12:15:36

You'll learn things you never knew you never knew

• 12:15:40

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

• 12:15:45

Or ask the grinning bobcat why he grins?

• 12:15:49

Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?

• 12:15:52

Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

• 12:15:56

Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

• 12:16:02

Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest

• 12:16:06

Come taste the sun sweet berries of the earth

• 12:16:10

Come roll in all the riches all around you

• 12:16:14

And for once never wonder what they're worth

• 12:16:18

The rainstorm and the river are my brothers

• 12:16:21

The heron and the otter are my friends

• 12:16:26

And we are all connected to each other

• 12:16:29

In a circle in a hoop that never ends

• 12:16:34

How high does the sycamore grow?

• 12:16:38

If you cut it down, then you'll never know

• 12:16:43

And you'll never hear the wolf cry

• 12:16:45

To the blue corn moon for whether we are white or copper skin

• 12:16:52

We need to sing with all the voices of the mountain

• 12:16:56

We need to paint with all the colors of the wind

• 12:17:01

You can own the earth and still all you'll own is earth until

• 12:17:07

You can paint with all the colors

• 12:17:11

And paint with all the colors of the wind

• 12:17:20

Oh, my voice is so shaky because i'm so nervous my heart

• 12:17:25

I know my heart is like got the I'm like shaking like my hands are like I can't keep

• 12:17:32

My adrenaline. Yes

• 12:17:35

Wait, they asked for this last year and I tried it but I was like you guys I need to like

• 12:17:39

Like keep my I needed to get my calm. So hopefully you guys liked it

• 12:17:45

I think the next one is gonna be steven. So i'll go grab him

• 12:17:51

If everyone's on board lap all around

• 12:17:55

Around

• 12:18:04

As we summon steven

• 12:18:06

Whhésitez, vous pouvez farklı, mais jay son de l'inguï.

• 12:18:56

There's a few of them

• 12:18:58

I don't watch Disney.

• 12:19:00

They all like that.

• 12:19:02

Yeah.

• 12:19:06

What?

• 12:19:08

Is that not working?

• 12:19:10

Testing.

• 12:19:14

Ugh, guys, I don't know any Disney songs.

• 12:19:18

I really don't.

• 12:19:20

I only know like one.

• 12:19:22

You've never had a friend like that.

• 12:19:24

Yeah, there's that.

• 12:19:26

I don't think I've ever sang that one.

• 12:19:30

Go the Distance?

• 12:19:32

Or wait, that might be it.

• 12:19:34

That's Hercules.

• 12:19:36

I don't know. I've never watched Hercules.

• 12:19:42

No, it might not be the exact title.

• 12:19:48

Oh, okay, you know what?

• 12:19:50

I can do...

• 12:19:52

Oh yeah, let's get... make a man out of you.

• 12:19:54

No, I can do Prince of Egypt, maybe.

• 12:19:58

I could do that one song.

• 12:20:00

What's it called?

• 12:20:02

Hold on, let me see.

• 12:20:06

What's it called? When You Believe?

• 12:20:08

Is that it?

• 12:20:10

What?

• 12:20:12

When You Believe.

• 12:20:20

Tom keeps texting me and saying,

• 12:20:22

show you the world.

• 12:20:24

We already did that one here.

• 12:20:26

I can't do it again.

• 12:20:28

That's the only one I know, too.

• 12:20:30

Alright.

• 12:20:32

I'll do this one.

• 12:20:34

Gosh, I haven't watched this movie in forever.

• 12:20:36

Can I like, listen to this one?

• 12:20:38

I mean, I can mute you for a second.

• 12:20:40

No, no, no, it's okay.

• 12:20:42

Can they pick up? I don't think they can pick it up.

• 12:20:44

We'll find out in about five seconds.

• 12:20:46

Hold on, man.

• 12:20:48

Let me see.

• 12:20:50

My finger's on the button.

• 12:20:52

When You Believe.

• 12:20:54

Who sings that?

• 12:20:58

Prince of Egypt.

• 12:21:00

By the way, I think Prince of Egypt

• 12:21:02

is probably one of my favorite Disney movies.

• 12:21:10

Oh, here we go, here we go.

• 12:21:12

I know it was Go the Distance by Michael Bolton.

• 12:21:16

Yeah.

• 12:21:18

Alright.

• 12:21:20

Oh, you know, well, there's all the parts, Bob.

• 12:21:22

That's true.

• 12:21:24

Okay, okay, okay. I think I remember this one.

• 12:21:26

I think I remember this one.

• 12:21:34

Yeah, I got you muted.

• 12:21:38

I heard a single note through the microphone

• 12:21:40

and I was like, nope.

• 12:21:42

I heard a single note come from the actual phone

• 12:21:44

and I was like,

• 12:21:46

yeah, I was like, I'm going to nope out of there.

• 12:21:52

No copyright anywhere here.

• 12:21:56

Not while I'm on watch.

• 12:21:58

Alright.

• 12:22:00

Ready? This is

• 12:22:02

a song from

• 12:22:06

let's see here.

• 12:22:10

This is a song

• 12:22:12

called When You Believe

• 12:22:14

in the Prince of Egypt

• 12:22:16

by Michelle Pfeiffer

• 12:22:18

and Sally Dwerski.

• 12:22:20

Pfeiffer.

• 12:22:22

I apologize, I'm a little sick still,

• 12:22:24

but here we go.

• 12:22:26

And you can hear me okay?

• 12:22:28

Testing? Good?

• 12:22:30

Alright.

• 12:22:32

Many nights

• 12:22:34

we've prayed

• 12:22:36

with no proof

• 12:22:38

anyone could

• 12:22:40

hear in

• 12:22:42

our hearts

• 12:22:44

a hopeful song

• 12:22:46

we barely

• 12:22:48

understood.

• 12:22:50

Now we are

• 12:22:52

not afraid

• 12:22:54

although we

• 12:22:56

know there's much to

• 12:22:58

fear. We

• 12:23:00

were moving mountains

• 12:23:02

long before

• 12:23:04

we knew we could.

• 12:23:06

There

• 12:23:08

can be miracles

• 12:23:10

when you

• 12:23:12

believe

• 12:23:14

though hope is

• 12:23:16

frail, it's

• 12:23:18

hard to kill. This is what

• 12:23:20

the children are singing as they're leaving the city.

• 12:23:24

Who knows what miracles

• 12:23:26

you

• 12:23:28

can achieve

• 12:23:30

when you believe

• 12:23:32

somehow

• 12:23:34

you will

• 12:23:36

you will when

• 12:23:38

you

• 12:23:40

believe.

• 12:23:42

Yeah.

• 12:23:44

Alright, I'm ready.

• 12:23:46

This is also one that I don't know.

• 12:23:50

Which part am I singing?

• 12:23:56

Whichever one you feel more comfortable

• 12:23:58

at.

• 12:24:04

You're the child Simba.

• 12:24:06

You're the child Simba.

• 12:24:12

I got you chat.

• 12:24:14

Hold on. What's the name of this song?

• 12:24:20

Oona Matata.

• 12:24:24

How do we know to keep the

• 12:24:26

I don't even know. I don't have like any

• 12:24:28

music.

• 12:24:30

No, no.

• 12:24:32

No,

• 12:24:34

no, no, no.

• 12:24:36

I'm dying. I'm

• 12:24:38

dying.

• 12:24:40

Oona Matata.

• 12:24:42

Wonderful, wonderful phrase.

• 12:24:48

Hmm.

• 12:24:50

Wait,

• 12:24:52

how do we know whose parts are which

• 12:24:54

mine is mine on

• 12:24:56

genius.com. Oh, send that to me.

• 12:24:58

Send that to me too.

• 12:25:00

I don't know if this is right though. That's

• 12:25:02

a problem. Yeah.

• 12:25:04

Okay. I mean.

• 12:25:06

Are you going to DM it to us? I'll just put it in the

• 12:25:08

group. Yeah. Make a group chat.

• 12:25:10

No, no. Extra life.

• 12:25:12

Yeah. Extra life.

• 12:25:14

Yeah. The PF channel. Sure.

• 12:25:16

Too many fucking channels.

• 12:25:22

Did you find it?

• 12:25:24

Did you send it to us?

• 12:25:26

Where did you send it?

• 12:25:28

In the

• 12:25:30

Extra life.

• 12:25:32

Extra life.

• 12:25:34

Okay. Okay. So I'm going to be

• 12:25:36

Pumbaa. You're yeah, we got it.

• 12:25:38

Which one am I?

• 12:25:40

You're Timon. Timon.

• 12:25:42

Oh, here we go. Okay.

• 12:25:44

Hold on.

• 12:25:46

Okay. I am ready.

• 12:25:48

Oh, I'm nervous. Okay. Are we ready?

• 12:25:50

This one's at least a funny one.

• 12:25:52

Okay. So this is a funny one.

• 12:25:54

The other one was so like emotional.

• 12:25:56

This is Simba.

• 12:25:58

He is our young friend who's learning his way through life.

• 12:26:00

This is from the Lion King.

• 12:26:02

And we're trying to tell him.

• 12:26:04

Hey, you know what? Nothing to worry about.

• 12:26:06

This is shortly after his father's death. Correct?

• 12:26:08

Yeah. When he. Yeah.

• 12:26:10

Okay. And you're trying to find it's been like

• 12:26:12

I still see I saw this movie in like 94.

• 12:26:14

He's just all alone and

• 12:26:16

Timon and Pumbaa

• 12:26:18

adopt him basically.

• 12:26:20

I think it's the best

• 12:26:22

the best Disney movie period.

• 12:26:24

Yeah. Brian loves this Lion King.

• 12:26:26

Okay. I'm ready.

• 12:26:28

I'm ready too. You kick us off.

• 12:26:30

All right. Here we go.

• 12:26:32

Hakuna Matata

• 12:26:34

What a wonderful phrase

• 12:26:38

Hakuna Matata

• 12:26:40

Ain't no passing craze

• 12:26:42

It means no worries

• 12:26:44

For the rest of your days

• 12:26:48

It's our problem-free philosophy

• 12:26:54

Hakuna Matata

• 12:26:56

Why when he was a young warthog

• 12:27:00

When I was a young warthog

• 12:27:04

Very nice. Yeah. Thanks.

• 12:27:06

Thanks.

• 12:27:08

He. Wait.

• 12:27:10

Sorry.

• 12:27:12

How did this one go? I don't even know what the

• 12:27:14

I don't remember either.

• 12:27:16

You guys were pretty caught there.

• 12:27:18

Found his aroma lacked a certain appeal

• 12:27:20

He could clear the savanna after every meal

• 12:27:24

I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned

• 12:27:28

And it hurts that my friends never stood downwind

• 12:27:32

He was ashamed.

• 12:27:34

Oh the shame

• 12:27:36

Thought of changing my name

• 12:27:38

Oh. What's in a name?

• 12:27:40

And I got downhearted

• 12:27:42

I don't know if there's like

• 12:27:44

I don't know what the actual song is

• 12:27:46

I don't know either.

• 12:27:48

Let's just keep going with it.

• 12:27:50

We're doing really good there.

• 12:27:52

How did you feel?

• 12:27:54

Every time that I

• 12:27:56

Hey Puma. Not in front of the kids.

• 12:28:00

Oh sorry.

• 12:28:02

Hakuna Matata

• 12:28:04

What a wonderful phrase

• 12:28:06

Hakuna Matata

• 12:28:08

Ain't no passing craze

• 12:28:10

It means no worries

• 12:28:14

For the rest of your days

• 12:28:16

Yeah! Sing it kid!

• 12:28:18

It's our problem-free

• 12:28:20

Philosophy

• 12:28:22

Hakuna Matata

• 12:28:24

Hakuna Matata

• 12:28:26

Hakuna Matata

• 12:28:28

Hakuna Matata

• 12:28:30

Hakuna Matata

• 12:28:32

It means no worries

• 12:28:34

For the rest of your days

• 12:28:36

It's our problem-free

• 12:28:38

Philosophy

• 12:28:40

Hakuna Matata

• 12:28:42

Hakuna Matata

• 12:28:44

Hakuna Matata

• 12:28:46

Hakuna Matata

• 12:28:48

Hakuna Matata

• 12:28:50

Oh my god.

• 12:28:52

Oh god.

• 12:28:54

Hopefully you guys enjoyed that.

• 12:28:56

That was for the kids.

• 12:28:58

That was definitely for the kids.

• 12:29:00

We were like

• 12:29:02

What is the

• 12:29:04

I don't know the melody at all.

• 12:29:06

We were like I don't know.

• 12:29:08

I don't know.

• 12:29:10

Parts of it were alright.

• 12:29:12

Parts of it

• 12:29:14

Look.

• 12:29:16

We make games for a living.

• 12:29:18

We are not singers.

• 12:29:20

That was pretty fun.

• 12:29:22

Thank you for volunteering to

• 12:29:24

play our Simba for us.

• 12:29:26

Thank you.

• 12:29:28

We were like we need a Simba.

• 12:29:30

Next up. Are you guys ready

• 12:29:32

for the challenges?

• 12:29:34

I don't know.

• 12:29:36

You guys can do Death Nut if you want.

• 12:29:38

I'm not doing Death Nut.

• 12:29:44

I will not do Death Nut until the end.

• 12:29:46

I have to stay up

• 12:29:48

for like 26 million hours.

• 12:29:54

Our next thing is going to be

• 12:29:56

We are going to do Dinosaur Lightsaber later.

• 12:29:58

We usually do that in the mornings.

• 12:30:00

We have the Chopstick Challenge.

• 12:30:02

It is a little different.

• 12:30:04

Who wants to do it?

• 12:30:06

It is 1 v 1.

• 12:30:08

Chopstick Challenge.

• 12:30:10

It is a little different this year.

• 12:30:12

I have different things for you to pick up.

• 12:30:18

We can make an extra challenge

• 12:30:20

and let's do it.

• 12:30:24

Your opposite hand.

• 12:30:28

I think it is challenging enough as is.

• 12:30:30

You can do it.

• 12:30:32

You can up the game.

• 12:30:38

I need three bowls.

• 12:30:40

John.

• 12:30:42

If I can have three bowls.

• 12:30:44

Three bowls.

• 12:30:46

That is what I need.

• 12:30:48

I got the chopsticks and the thing.

• 12:30:50

You are going to have

• 12:30:54

We can do a minute or 30 seconds.

• 12:30:56

Who wants to do the challenge?

• 12:30:58

I am going to tell you.

• 12:31:00

You have to decide.

• 12:31:02

30 seconds or a minute.

• 12:31:04

We need two people to count

• 12:31:06

how many beans they have in there.

• 12:31:08

You don't know what kind of beans yet.

• 12:31:10

This time they are not frozen.

• 12:31:12

They were peas last time.

• 12:31:14

They are frozen.

• 12:31:16

They are frozen.

• 12:31:18

They are frozen.

• 12:31:20

They are frozen.

• 12:31:22

They are frozen.

• 12:31:24

They are frozen.

• 12:31:26

They are frozen.

• 12:31:32

I can swap it to those two chairs.

• 12:31:38

One second, Chad.

• 12:31:40

We'll be right back.

• 12:31:41

All right.

• 12:31:42

Bye, bye.

• 12:31:43

Oh, it's the final.

• 12:32:31

Third party.

• 12:32:33

Be encounters.

• 12:32:35

Are we doing primary hand or offhand?

• 12:32:47

It's primary.

• 12:32:49

So, today, the time is a little bit different.

• 12:32:57

So our beans have different values?

• 12:33:05

Are we still limited to one at a time?

• 12:33:08

Like he's asking if we do scooping.

• 12:33:11

Because last time we didn't do one.

• 12:33:15

And we're allowed to stab the opponent.

• 12:33:17

Don't stab.

• 12:33:19

Don't stab your...

• 12:33:22

No, they're one at a time.

• 12:33:24

It's one at a time.

• 12:33:26

And the challenge here is that you're both sharing a bowl.

• 12:33:28

Can we move?

• 12:33:29

Yeah, some of those things out of the way.

• 12:33:30

Can they see everybody pretty good?

• 12:33:33

Nothing's in the way?

• 12:33:34

No.

• 12:33:36

The challenge here is that you're both pulling out of the same bowl.

• 12:33:38

So there might be a little competition happening.

• 12:33:42

I'm sorry.

• 12:33:44

I would say have them evenly distributed by...

• 12:33:48

20.

• 12:33:50

Okay.

• 12:33:52

And then I need my...

• 12:33:54

Can you grab my phone?

• 12:33:56

Or if you have a timer on your phone, that works.

• 12:33:58

Yeah, just run a stopwatch.

• 12:34:00

We'll do 30 seconds.

• 12:34:02

I don't...

• 12:34:04

Yeah, that would move it along.

• 12:34:06

Start with your chopsticks in your bowl.

• 12:34:08

You have 30 seconds?

• 12:34:10

No, start it at 30 so that it does a timer.

• 12:34:12

That way you can count down to it.

• 12:34:14

Do, do, do, do.

• 12:34:16

Warriors about to play.

• 12:34:22

Sorry, we're getting the timer ready.

• 12:34:24

Warriors about to play.

• 12:34:26

Ready?

• 12:34:28

Yeah.

• 12:34:30

So we're going to count down.

• 12:34:32

That way we can have it spare.

• 12:34:34

Ready?

• 12:34:36

Three, two, one, go.

• 12:34:38

One bean at a time.

• 12:34:44

Tim's having a little bit of struggle there.

• 12:34:54

Just...

• 12:34:56

Yeah, lost it.

• 12:34:58

Time to do eight more.

• 12:35:00

Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

• 12:35:06

It is done.

• 12:35:08

Mine's obscene.

• 12:35:10

All right, let's count how many beans.

• 12:35:12

Do you want a bean counter?

• 12:35:16

Oh, no.

• 12:35:22

I got three plus.

• 12:35:26

champion. Bring on the next challenger and champion. Does anyone want to come to compete against the

• 12:35:31

media? OK, you left handed before the beans back in. That would have been a great challenge

• 12:35:37

if that had been the challenge. No, I'm saying I didn't have any arm room.

• 12:35:42

For the beans in the cup again. And you have a you have a challenger.

• 12:35:47

Come forth, new challenger face my awesomeness.

• 12:35:51

The beans they can't bring for the next. You should say that in the mic. That's funny.

• 12:36:00

A new up. There you go. A new challenger.

• 12:36:05

Can you hear both of them? Pretty good. I mean, did nine. All right. It was triple the last contest.

• 12:36:11

Put your chopsticks at the bottom of your bowl. Ready? No. OK, let me know when you're both ready.

• 12:36:17

I need a ready from both parties. Ready to read it up. Ready. All right.

• 12:36:26

Concentration on the ball. All right. Three, two, one, go.

• 12:36:33

It's like so concentrated on the wall.

• 12:36:35

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, a bean is falling. He's he's just not even going to try to pick it back up.

• 12:36:48

I'm battling over it. Five, four, three, two, one, beans.

+12:37:02

• 12:37:02

Alright, our bean counter is going over to check out the beans.

• 12:37:09

The champion.

• 12:37:11

Seven.

• 12:37:12

Seven versus what was the other one?

• 12:37:16

Next victim.

• 12:37:17

Does anyone else want to challenge him?

• 12:37:21

Shall I be rating the champion?

• 12:37:23

I'll go against you to South Park.

• 12:37:26

Oh, no, no, no.

• 12:37:27

Okay, someone else count in on the mic.

• 12:37:36

I don't know.

• 12:37:37

My mom said I wasn't able to beat up on girls.

• 12:37:41

Chopsticks don't count.

• 12:37:43

Zim was like holding the cat like a shotgun.

• 12:37:47

It was really funny.

• 12:37:48

I hear you.

• 12:37:49

Alright.

• 12:37:50

Are we ready?

• 12:37:51

Three.

• 12:37:52

Hold on, hold on.

• 12:37:53

I got to get my hands on here.

• 12:37:54

It's not too much pressure.

• 12:37:59

It's not a lot of pressure.

• 12:38:00

It's just a bunch of pressure.

• 12:38:01

You have to sing while you're doing it.

• 12:38:02

I'm competitive.

• 12:38:03

I'm competitive.

• 12:38:04

Three, two, one, go.

• 12:38:05

Oh, shit, shit.

• 12:38:06

Can we do it over?

• 12:38:07

I think I left my hand up.

• 12:38:08

Okay, hold on a second.

• 12:38:09

Oh, my God.

• 12:38:10

I left my hand up too soon.

• 12:38:11

She chokes.

• 12:38:12

I cheated.

• 12:38:13

I cheated.

• 12:38:14

Yeah.

• 12:38:15

Alright.

• 12:38:16

I don't want to be cheating.

• 12:38:17

Are we ready?

• 12:38:18

Yeah.

• 12:38:19

Are you both ready?

• 12:38:20

Yeah.

• 12:38:21

Take a breath.

• 12:38:22

Deep breath.

• 12:38:23

I'm not singing.

• 12:38:24

I'm singing.

• 12:38:25

I think you're also...

• 12:38:26

Looks like Cliff is certainly an early heart.

• 12:38:27

The player on the left, I think, is at disadvantage.

• 12:38:30

Are we?

• 12:38:31

Yeah, because they're facing me.

• 12:38:33

Well, that's not what I meant.

• 12:38:35

But, alright, half the time.

• 12:38:37

I don't know why I'm having such a...

• 12:38:42

Ten.

• 12:38:43

Seven.

• 12:38:44

Four, three, two, one.

• 12:38:48

Chopsticks down.

• 12:38:49

I did not get them any.

• 12:38:50

Did you beat me?

• 12:38:51

Yeah, probably.

• 12:38:53

Bean counter?

• 12:38:58

Bean counter.

• 12:39:01

Nice.

• 12:39:02

Thank you.

• 12:39:05

You have been undefeated.

• 12:39:09

Thank you for being an exceptional challenge on my final celebration of victory.

• 12:39:13

Oh.

• 12:39:14

Okay, wait.

• 12:39:15

I'm shaking.

• 12:39:16

I think my adrenaline is still on high right now.

• 12:39:19

I need to do...

• 12:39:20

Usually I'm pretty good at like chopsticks.

• 12:39:24

Honestly guys, like when you're shaking and you're trying to pick up beans, it's a lot harder than you think.

• 12:39:34

You know, without the pressure I can do it a little bit.

• 12:39:39

Sorry, they're caught up in this.

• 12:39:41

Alright, next challenge!

• 12:39:44

I messed up, Bonnie. I placed...

• 12:39:47

I'm gonna be the first one to go.

• 12:39:50

This is a challenge.

• 12:39:52

I'm gonna be the first one to go.

• 12:39:54

I want to thank my children, my wife, and my parents for bringing me into this world and training me.

• 12:40:01

My childhood's been a stick for feet and teeth.

• 12:40:04

I just, you know, moments like this just don't happen naturally.

• 12:40:09

There's a lot of people whose shoulders I had to stand on to get to this position.

• 12:40:16

And I just want to thank each and every one of them.

• 12:40:20

Jerry, I know you're out there. I just want to thank you.

• 12:40:24

And Martha. And Vince. And Britton. And the list goes on and on.

• 12:40:32

What did you win?

• 12:40:34

I won beans.

• 12:40:35

What beans?

• 12:40:37

I was the bean champion.

• 12:40:39

Did you hear echoing through the eight minutes?

• 12:40:43

What did he win?

• 12:40:44

Oh! A bean feast!

• 12:40:47

Are you gonna do the Death Nut Challenge?

• 12:40:52

It's happening. Someday.

• 12:40:54

Are we doing it?

• 12:40:56

I don't know.

• 12:40:58

I would love to have something. I can do it.

• 12:41:00

What do we need to drink?

• 12:41:02

Alcohol.

• 12:41:04

Who here hasn't done it yet?

• 12:41:06

I haven't.

• 12:41:08

Wow! There are four people who haven't done it.

• 12:41:21

Aww. What a sweet cat.

• 12:41:30

Wait. Can you bring the Hot Nut out so we can see the box?

• 12:41:44

You need this. They can't hear you.

• 12:41:52

Okay. So we're gonna do the Snut Challenge. I just want some rules.

• 12:41:55

Wait. Can you go over the thanks list again? I don't think anybody heard that either.

• 12:41:58

Oh. Did I miss my whole thanks list?

• 12:42:01

There's gonna be so many disappointed people that didn't get to share.

• 12:42:06

Remember, you gotta have this on!

• 12:42:08

You know what I missed was the commentator sitting there describing the precision with which I was performing.

• 12:42:13

You were performing with great precision.

• 12:42:15

It was with laser-like focus.

• 12:42:18

It was actually very nice.

• 12:42:20

Here. You win this. This is a cubic zirconia.

• 12:42:23

Done.

• 12:42:24

Oh. This one doesn't even extend.

• 12:42:28

It does. Oh. Well, I know, but I thought it was one of those antennas.

• 12:42:31

The pointer.

• 12:42:32

I thought it was a wand.

• 12:42:33

A wand?

• 12:42:34

Is this glass made that way?

• 12:42:36

Why would you have thought it was a wand?

• 12:42:37

Because, look, it's got the lips, so it's like an antenna.

• 12:42:40

How many wands do you have that extend outward like a go-go gadget wand?

• 12:42:43

Like the antennas. You know antennas? They stretch out.

• 12:42:46

Oh. A pointer.

• 12:42:47

A pointer.

• 12:42:48

Oh. You said wand. I thought you were talking about like Harry Potter.

• 12:42:49

It could be a wand.

• 12:42:50

Harry Potter could have done it.

• 12:42:54

Which ones? Which other ones?

• 12:42:57

I'd like to do the Death Nut so that the terror and the fear of it just dissipates.

• 12:43:03

And then if I do have to regurgitate all over Steve's diorama, I do want him to experience that.

• 12:43:09

We can't do that. We're not allowed to.

• 12:43:13

Okay. So on this Death Nut thing, is this the type of thing where we can just swallow it like a medicine pill?

• 12:43:19

No, you must chew it for at least 30 seconds.

• 12:43:22

So we have to master 30 seconds is a long time.

• 12:43:25

No, dude, 30 seconds. Absolutely. It's like, okay, let's do 15 seconds. 15 seconds.

• 12:43:31

That's a long time.

• 12:43:33

One, one thousand. Two, one thousand. Three, one thousand. Four, one thousand. Five, one thousand. Six, one thousand. Seven, one thousand. Eight, one thousand. Nine, one thousand.

• 12:43:40

You know, my wife has convinced me that 15 seconds is a super long time.

• 12:43:46

15 seconds like the back of my hand.

• 12:43:50

Children.

• 12:43:54

Not at this hour. There's Lee.

• 12:43:56

Yeah, there's Lee there.

• 12:43:58

The world only exists in one time zone.

• 12:44:04

What's up?

• 12:44:12

That's too much physical effort. Yeah.

• 12:44:19

We can do that one tomorrow.

• 12:44:21

We've got a memory challenge. There's going to be colors, shapes and things like that. And you just have to remember them in the order.

• 12:44:28

That's gonna make me look really dumb.

• 12:44:31

And then there's Salty Gamers, which I believe is try to eat five saltine crackers with no water.

• 12:44:37

Apparently it's a challenge.

• 12:44:38

What?

• 12:44:39

Yeah, I feel like I could do it, but apparently they said it's not.

• 12:44:43

I eat like 30 in one sitting.

• 12:44:45

I know. I feel like I could too.

• 12:44:48

The saltine cracker one is, I'll do that.

• 12:44:51

I'm in on that one.

• 12:44:53

Then we have the death nut challenge.

• 12:44:55

Okay.

• 12:44:56

These other ones are going to be done tomorrow morning.

• 12:44:58

And then we've got spin to win.

• 12:45:01

Not too much physical effort.

• 12:45:03

We need four people.

• 12:45:05

I'm not spinning to win.

• 12:45:06

I'll spin somebody and watch them fly.

• 12:45:08

You can have a person.

• 12:45:09

You guys need mics on. I can't hear you guys.

• 12:45:12

Yes, you're talking.

• 12:45:14

It's for the children.

• 12:45:16

You guys have to commit an additional...

• 12:45:18

And then we have a stack race. Another physical one.

• 12:45:21

But it gets you awake when you do these physical ones.

• 12:45:24

I bet you the hot nuts will too.

• 12:45:26

There's baby food challenge.

• 12:45:27

Should we do that in the morning then?

• 12:45:28

Baby food, yuck.

• 12:45:30

There's the jumping challenge, which is the jump rope, which Alexi said he wanted to do.

• 12:45:33

Which one?

• 12:45:34

The jumping challenge, jump rope challenge.

• 12:45:36

Jump rope challenge.

• 12:45:38

And then say anything challenge.

• 12:45:41

So how that one works is...

• 12:45:43

Purple, black.

• 12:45:44

We could all probably do this right now.

• 12:45:46

The next person has to say a word beginning with the letter that your word ended with.

• 12:45:50

And if they mess it up, yeah, if they mess it up, then it's a...

• 12:45:53

What do they mess up?

• 12:45:54

They mess it up, then it ends.

• 12:45:56

You don't have to think of any word?

• 12:45:58

We try to go as long as we can.

• 12:45:59

Or it has to be like a sentence.

• 12:46:00

If I say tree, you have to then say Ethiopia.

• 12:46:02

Tree.

• 12:46:03

Because it ends and begins.

• 12:46:05

You have to tell a story.

• 12:46:07

You have to tell a story.

• 12:46:08

Yeah, we have to try to tell a story, but you have to use a word.

• 12:46:10

So you would use tree, and I would have to say the next word with an E, but it has to make sense.

• 12:46:13

Yeah, yes.

• 12:46:14

And it has to be...

• 12:46:15

Trees.

• 12:46:16

Or tree.

• 12:46:17

And then...

• 12:46:18

That's not...

• 12:46:19

Yeah, that's not...

• 12:46:20

That's a bad story.

• 12:46:21

Very short.

• 12:46:22

Not a whole lot of context.

• 12:46:23

Well, he wouldn't start with tree.

• 12:46:24

What?

• 12:46:25

Is that like a sentence?

• 12:46:26

Dog.

• 12:46:27

Went.

• 12:46:28

No, you lost.

• 12:46:29

You lost already.

• 12:46:30

All right, game's over.

• 12:46:31

Game's over.

• 12:46:32

Next person.

• 12:46:33

Next person.

• 12:46:34

I don't know.

• 12:46:35

I'm a bastard.

• 12:46:36

I'm not a...

• 12:46:37

How about ghost?

• 12:46:38

You could have said go.

• 12:46:39

Dog, ghost.

• 12:46:40

S.

• 12:46:41

You already said it.

• 12:46:42

Somewhere.

• 12:46:43

That doesn't work either.

• 12:46:44

I don't know how it works.

• 12:46:46

No, gos.

• 12:46:47

Goose.

• 12:46:48

I thought he said ghost.

• 12:46:49

Somewhere.

• 12:46:50

I heard ghost.

• 12:46:51

I heard gos.

• 12:46:52

I heard goat.

• 12:46:53

Some were salting.

• 12:46:54

Go somersalting.

• 12:46:55

Yeah.

• 12:46:56

Well, you already lost.

• 12:46:57

Great.

• 12:46:58

Unbelievable.

• 12:46:59

Yeah.

• 12:47:00

That's not a good idea.

• 12:47:01

Yeah.

• 12:47:02

That's not a good idea.

• 12:47:03

Unbelievable.

• 12:47:04

He did.

• 12:47:05

He already lost.

• 12:47:06

Okay, let's do start fresh.

• 12:47:07

Okay.

• 12:47:08

Are we really trying this?

• 12:47:09

Is this the real deal?

• 12:47:10

Yeah.

• 12:47:11

Okay.

• 12:47:12

We can do a real deal.

• 12:47:13

Say anything challenge is starting now.

• 12:47:14

Kentucky.

• 12:47:15

Bye.

• 12:47:16

No, no.

• 12:47:17

How long do I get?

• 12:47:18

How long do I get?

• 12:47:19

How long do I get?

• 12:47:20

You got the time of your news.

• 12:47:21

10 seconds.

• 12:47:22

10 seconds.

• 12:47:23

Kentucky.

• 12:47:24

You're next contestant.

• 12:47:25

Kentucky.

• 12:47:26

Yikes.

• 12:47:27

Okay.

• 12:47:28

Okay.

• 12:47:29

Okay.

• 12:47:30

Okay.

• 12:47:31

Okay.

• 12:47:32

Okay.

• 12:47:33

Okay.

• 12:47:34

That's not even a second.

• 12:47:35

Let's do it without a letter with Kentucky.

• 12:47:36

Let's do it.

• 12:47:37

Kentucky yearly.

• 12:47:38

How about, you know, there's a bunch of things.

• 12:47:43

Yeah.

• 12:47:44

Yeah.

• 12:47:45

Really?

• 12:47:46

What?

• 12:47:47

So that it did make sense.

• 12:47:48

He said, yeah, I bet.

• 12:47:49

Yeah.

• 12:47:50

A lot of people.

• 12:47:51

Yeah.

• 12:47:52

Yeah.

• 12:47:53

Yeah.

• 12:47:54

Okay.

• 12:47:55

Okay.

• 12:47:56

I ready.

• 12:47:57

Are you ready?

• 12:47:58

Okay.

• 12:47:59

Christmas.

• 12:48:00

Sounds.

• 12:48:01

Steller.

• 12:48:02

Steller.

• 12:48:03

Super Christmas.

• 12:48:04

Sounds stellar.

• 12:48:05

Right about now.

• 12:48:06

Right.

• 12:48:07

Right.

• 12:48:08

Right.

• 12:48:09

Holidays.

• 12:48:10

No, it toughens a G.

• 12:48:11

No, it doesn't.

• 12:48:12

No, it doesn't.

• 12:48:13

Does that count as a law?

• 12:48:14

You make fun of me for saying.

• 12:48:15

I'm not.

• 12:48:16

I'm not.

• 12:48:17

I'm not.

• 12:48:18

I'm not.

• 12:48:19

I'm not.

• 12:48:20

I'm not.

• 12:48:21

I'm not.

• 12:48:22

I'm not.

• 12:48:23

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• 12:48:24

I'm not.

• 12:48:25

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• 12:48:26

I'm not.

• 12:48:27

I'm not.

• 12:48:28

I'm not.

• 12:48:29

I'm not.

• 12:48:30

I'm not.

• 12:48:31

I'm not.

• 12:48:32

I'm not.

• 12:48:33

I'm not.

• 12:48:34

I'm not.

• 12:48:35

I'm not.

• 12:48:36

I'm not.

• 12:48:37

I'm not.

• 12:48:38

I'm not.

• 12:48:39

I'm not.

• 12:48:40

I'm not.

• 12:48:41

I'm not.

• 12:48:42

I'm not.

• 12:48:43

Okay.

• 12:48:44

Yeah.

• 12:48:45

The lack of the word a little Jules.

• 12:48:46

Okay.

• 12:48:47

Yikes.

• 12:48:48

Whatever.

• 12:48:49

He, he said holiday holiday.

• 12:48:50

Holiday.

• 12:48:51

Oh, he messed up.

• 12:48:54

He's a brain logging.

• 12:48:57

You said what?

• 12:48:58

Oh they all with a y Y.

• 12:49:00

Yippee. Okay.

• 12:49:02

You get to make us yellow.

• 12:49:06

Yeah. Yellowstone. Exciting.

• 12:49:12

What do you say? Exciting.

• 12:49:13

You said Yippee.

• 12:49:16

I'm out. He's down.

• 12:49:18

We're he's out.

• 12:49:19

Steve, just rambling.

• 12:49:20

Yeah, we're all rambling.

• 12:49:22

I'm not rambling.

• 12:49:23

Ramblin.

• 12:49:24

This game rambling.

• 12:49:27

Well, if we.

• 12:49:28

If we change it so it doesn't have to tell a story,

• 12:49:31

they like a OK, look, let me tell you what the original

• 12:49:36

version of this game, right?

• 12:49:37

You have to say an animal.

• 12:49:39

Let's do telephone.

• 12:49:40

No, you have to say an animal and the next person has to say

• 12:49:42

an animal that starts with the letter that ended with the

• 12:49:45

animal you said.

• 12:49:46

Okay, let's have like I go dog.

• 12:49:49

He would go goat.

• 12:49:50

She would say tiger.

• 12:49:51

You keep going.

• 12:49:52

No animal can be repeated.

• 12:49:54

Let's try that.

• 12:49:55

Animal.

• 12:49:56

There you go.

• 12:49:57

OK, three, two, rhino.

• 12:50:01

Octopus.

• 12:50:06

Elephant.

• 12:50:12

Pterodactyl.

• 12:50:13

Nice, but it starts to be you fucked up lemur.

• 12:50:15

Oh, no, that's the P he's out.

• 12:50:17

He's out.

• 12:50:18

You have to start with a what did you do?

• 12:50:21

Elephant elephant with the T.

• 12:50:23

Don't tell him.

• 12:50:24

A red fox.

• 12:50:30

That's a color.

• 12:50:32

Red fox is a specific animal.

• 12:50:34

All right.

• 12:50:35

All right.

• 12:50:36

Yeah.

• 12:50:37

Oh, yeah.

• 12:50:38

You're oh, you done.

• 12:50:39

There's only two animals.

• 12:50:40

There's an X.

• 12:50:41

Oh, no.

• 12:50:42

Five.

• 12:50:43

Four.

• 12:50:44

Three.

• 12:50:45

Two.

• 12:50:46

I keep thinking ox a lot of.

• 12:50:47

That's all I can think of.

• 12:50:48

I'm out.

• 12:50:49

Yeah.

• 12:50:50

I'm out.

• 12:50:51

I'm out.

• 12:50:52

I'm out.

• 12:50:53

I'm out.

• 12:50:54

I'm out.

• 12:50:55

Yeah.

• 12:50:56

So X.

• 12:50:57

X.

• 12:50:58

Ten.

• 12:50:59

Nine.

• 12:51:00

Eight.

• 12:51:01

I forgot their name, though.

• 12:51:02

Six.

• 12:51:03

Five.

• 12:51:04

I don't know.

• 12:51:05

Three.

• 12:51:06

You into the game.

• 12:51:07

Two.

• 12:51:08

Because I don't know.

• 12:51:09

One.

• 12:51:10

X.

• 12:51:11

Yeah.

• 12:51:12

X.

• 12:51:13

Pass.

• 12:51:14

I'm out already.

• 12:51:15

He's already out.

• 12:51:16

X.

• 12:51:17

He's already out.

• 12:51:18

In ten.

• 12:51:19

Oh, you're out?

• 12:51:20

He's out.

• 12:51:21

I already got knocked out.

• 12:51:22

You have to do it.

• 12:51:23

Otherwise, we all get to start all over.

• 12:51:24

I have to do X?

• 12:51:25

Yeah.

• 12:51:26

Why do I have to do X?

• 12:51:27

To win.

• 12:51:28

To win.

• 12:51:29

You have to say X.

• 12:51:30

You're all out.

• 12:51:31

I'm the last one remaining.

• 12:51:32

I've already won.

• 12:51:33

There's no one else to go.

• 12:51:34

No, we will stay in if everything gets it wrong.

• 12:51:35

One more round.

• 12:51:36

Yeah.

• 12:51:37

There is two animals that end in X. You have to guess one of them or you can't win.

• 12:51:40

Otherwise, you would never play X because you don't know the answer.

• 12:51:43

Someone said it's Xanta's hummingbird.

• 12:51:44

Xanta's hummingbird.

• 12:51:45

I told you it's a bird.

• 12:51:46

There you go.

• 12:51:47

Xanta's hummingbird.

• 12:51:48

I was about to say that.

• 12:51:49

Thank you.

• 12:51:50

Yeah.

• 12:51:51

I think John gets to stay in and the two of you have to keep going.

• 12:51:55

What?

• 12:51:56

Why do I stay?

• 12:51:57

Because you said it.

• 12:51:58

No, no, no.

• 12:51:59

I'm reading chat.

• 12:52:00

I'm the one who said it.

• 12:52:01

You cheated.

• 12:52:02

Oh, I'm out.

• 12:52:03

Yeah.

• 12:52:04

Who wins then?

• 12:52:05

Nobody wins?

• 12:52:06

You have to say the other one.

• 12:52:07

I eliminated everyone, but I don't win?

• 12:52:08

You have to be able to.

• 12:52:09

The rules are you must be able to play.

• 12:52:10

You see this chat?

• 12:52:11

It's rigged.

• 12:52:12

You must.

• 12:52:13

You can't X.

• 12:52:14

What happens?

• 12:52:15

Do we bring you all back?

• 12:52:16

Anyone that got eliminated on the X comes back.

• 12:52:19

What?

• 12:52:20

Anyone that got eliminated on the X?

• 12:52:21

Yeah, anyone that got eliminated on the X.

• 12:52:22

Now we're just making it up.

• 12:52:23

We're just making it up.

• 12:52:24

All right.

• 12:52:25

I think we did that challenge and we did it even further.

• 12:52:30

Okay, got it.

• 12:52:31

Then we also have, we did the Disney duet one already.

• 12:52:35

We've got lip reading challenge.

• 12:52:38

Ooh, John will win that one.

• 12:52:40

What?

• 12:52:41

Lip reading.

• 12:52:42

Oh.

• 12:52:43

And then there's utter madness.

• 12:52:46

Oh, that's Brian already.

• 12:52:47

The milk challenge one.

• 12:52:48

Do you want to try the milk challenge one now?

• 12:52:50

Oh God.

• 12:52:51

Oh, you should do that after the spicy.

• 12:52:52

Did the cow costume come?

• 12:52:53

Actually, milk helped spice it up.

• 12:52:54

Yeah, but did you ship it in Steven's?

• 12:52:55

Yeah.

• 12:52:56

He could throw up.

• 12:52:57

What?

• 12:52:58

The cow costume's here.

• 12:52:59

Because a gallon of milk after acid in your stomach may not be the safest.

• 12:53:06

Well, no, I think that's not true.

• 12:53:07

We drank a lot of milk and it was fine.

• 12:53:08

Brian, did you do it?

• 12:53:09

It's not a milk and it was not fine.

• 12:53:10

What are we at right now for donations?

• 12:53:11

Over my lifetime, I drink a lot of milk and I'm fine.

• 12:53:12

What are we at for donations?

• 12:53:13

That'd be good.

• 12:53:18

51,381.

• 12:53:19

So the tin can challenge is on the table.

• 12:53:24

We should do the, we should do the nut.

• 12:53:29

Okay.

• 12:53:30

You can do the death.

• 12:53:31

I'm not doing this one because I have to stay up all night.

• 12:53:32

So.

• 12:53:33

All right.

• 12:53:34

Okay.

• 12:53:35

Death in a challenge.

• 12:53:36

So we've never done it before.

• 12:53:37

None of us.

• 12:53:38

Yeah.

• 12:53:39

I'm not doing it.

• 12:53:40

I'm not doing it.

• 12:53:41

I'm not doing it.

• 12:53:43

I've done it before.

• 12:53:44

None of us.

• 12:53:45

Yeah.

• 12:53:46

I have, I have, I've done all the first one.

• 12:53:47

You could, you might be able to go beyond this.

• 12:53:48

There's video proof.

• 12:53:49

Yeah.

• 12:53:50

I have it on my mind.

• 12:53:51

Three times.

• 12:53:52

He's made all five.

• 12:53:53

He's crazy.

• 12:53:54

He's done it three times.

• 12:53:55

Four times.

• 12:53:56

Like I told you, the last one is like a dragon.

• 12:53:58

Yeah.

• 12:53:59

Can I have that water?

• 12:54:00

The last time I saw with Bustin, I only went to three.

• 12:54:03

So you guys are going to do that when Bustin came over and visited, he went to three.

• 12:54:07

Okay.

• 12:54:08

So you're going to do the death nut challenge.

• 12:54:09

Who's going to do it?

• 12:54:10

I'm in.

• 12:54:11

Two.

• 12:54:12

Two.

• 12:54:13

I promise that if we got to 50, we would all do at least one.

• 12:54:16

Yeah.

• 12:54:17

I'm not doing it though.

• 12:54:18

Cause I have to stay up all, I thought that I'm like, I'm going to stay up.

• 12:54:22

Like I'll do one, but no guarantees past that.

• 12:54:25

That's not going to keep me away.

• 12:54:28

I'll do one.

• 12:54:29

We're all going to be uncomfortable.

• 12:54:30

Unmanly.

• 12:54:31

I am.

• 12:54:32

I'm I'm I'm with you.

• 12:54:33

Cliff.

• 12:54:34

Can I see the box?

• 12:54:41

Is that, that's like the one we had, right?

• 12:54:50

Well, the same, but I don't know.

• 12:54:53

Do you want to show off the box?

• 12:54:58

Someone said we should start with five.

• 12:55:08

No, get it over with.

• 12:55:10

No way.

• 12:55:11

Yeah.

• 12:55:12

Yeah.

• 12:55:13

We would, you would definitely die.

• 12:55:16

We didn't.

• 12:55:17

It was very painful.

• 12:55:18

I didn't die.

• 12:55:19

Maybe I need a little bit of milk.

• 12:55:24

Okay.

• 12:55:25

Don't look at me.

• 12:55:26

I need water because it really exacerbates the problem.

• 12:55:29

All right.

• 12:55:30

Yeah.

• 12:55:31

Now it does.

• 12:55:32

Are you guys ready?

• 12:55:33

No, I need milk.

• 12:55:34

Okay.

• 12:55:35

Go get yourself some milk then.

• 12:55:36

Alex, bring some milk.

• 12:55:37

I'm going to use this fruit punch.

• 12:55:38

Yeah.

• 12:55:39

Cause I remember I was just like in a foil thing.

• 12:55:40

Oh yeah.

• 12:55:41

We had like little pouches.

• 12:55:42

Yeah.

• 12:55:43

I can't drink bread.

• 12:55:44

Rabbit games.

• 12:55:45

You can drink bread.

• 12:55:46

Is that already established?

• 12:55:47

We don't have bread.

• 12:55:48

Wait, Maggie's going to read the nuts off.

• 12:55:49

The hamburger buns out there.

• 12:55:50

I'm not going to read the nuts off.

• 12:55:51

I'm not going to read the nuts off.

• 12:55:52

I'm not going to read the nuts off.

• 12:55:53

I'm not going to read the nuts off.

• 12:55:54

I'm not going to read the nuts off.

• 12:55:56

I'm not going to read the nuts off.

• 12:55:57

I'm not going to read the nuts off.

• 12:55:58

It's a bread.

• 12:55:59

What?

• 12:56:00

Hamburger bun is a bread.

• 12:56:01

I just want you to know that nothing makes the pain go away.

• 12:56:06

Yeah.

• 12:56:07

Nothing makes the pain go away.

• 12:56:08

No, not nothing.

• 12:56:09

Yeah.

• 12:56:10

It sticks around for a bit.

• 12:56:11

Yeah.

• 12:56:12

The last one was.

• 12:56:13

I don't think you understand the power of the Capri Sun.

• 12:56:14

That's true.

• 12:56:15

I don't think Capri Sun is going to help.

• 12:56:16

That might do it.

• 12:56:17

Here's the thing.

• 12:56:18

Capri Sun is contained with this armored package.

• 12:56:19

Anything that's a heat resistant material.

• 12:56:24

Yeah.

• 12:56:25

I mean, I'll be inside your tummy.

• 12:56:26

That's not milk.

• 12:56:27

It's not a base.

• 12:56:28

It's plant based.

• 12:56:29

Where's our normal milk?

• 12:56:30

Don't drink the big gallon of milk.

• 12:56:31

That's for Brian.

• 12:56:32

They're smoking.

• 12:56:33

Open that one.

• 12:56:34

There's a little like quarter.

• 12:56:35

Yeah.

• 12:56:36

Yeah, I saw it in there.

• 12:56:37

Okay, so I'm going to read these for you guys.

• 12:56:38

The first nut is heat level.

• 12:56:39

Yeah, it's a heat level.

• 12:56:40

It's a heat level.

• 12:56:41

It's a heat level.

• 12:56:42

It's a heat level.

• 12:56:43

It's a heat level.

• 12:56:44

It's a heat level.

• 12:56:45

It's a heat level.

• 12:56:46

It's a heat level.

• 12:56:47

It's a heat level.

• 12:56:48

It's a heat level.

• 12:56:49

It's a heat level.

• 12:56:50

Read it again please.

• 12:56:51

Heat level mild.

• 12:56:52

Oh, I'm ready.

• 12:56:53

Special blend.

• 12:56:54

Carolina Reaper, Daedal Peppers.

• 12:56:55

The deliciously warm West Indies Scotch Bonnet.

• 12:57:00

I don't know if I'm pronouncing these three.

• 12:57:06

I'm sorry.

• 12:57:07

Yeah, right by the coffee by the hot cocoa or a small cup.

• 12:57:08

Heat level medium.

• 12:57:09

The party's starting.

• 12:57:11

Carolina Reaper but the Nokia ghost?

• 12:57:13

Ghost Pepper.

• 12:57:14

And the Wicked Seven Pop Frames.

• 12:57:15

Strange, Strange, Strange.

• 12:57:16

One.

• 12:57:17

Pop brain strain.

• 12:57:22

The third one is.

• 12:57:26

Carolina Reaper seven-pot.

• 12:57:28

And there's plastic cups right by the coffee goes pepper.

• 12:57:34

The fourth one is boom firing it up.

• 12:57:37

Thank you.

• 12:57:37

It's double the Carolina Reaper double the shot of seven pot

• 12:57:41

brain strain and a massive hit of Trinidad.

• 12:57:45

Moruga, scorpion peppers.

• 12:57:48

Who the final one milk while you're crying the Jack three

• 12:57:52

times Carolina Reaper two times the scorpion a blast of the

• 12:57:57

wicked hot seven.

• 12:57:58

Oh, thank you.

• 12:57:59

Well, let me enough pepper a sprinkle of pure all-natural

• 12:58:02

16 million Scoville 16.

• 12:58:05

That's 16.

• 12:58:07

Yeah, really bad.

• 12:58:08

Yeah, that's it.

• 12:58:09

Thank you, sir.

• 12:58:10

That's what's happening.

• 12:58:11

16 million Scoville.

• 12:58:13

So if we run, what if we go to the hospital to it?

• 12:58:17

The party's starting three is question your commitment for

• 12:58:21

the fire.

• 12:58:22

I have both.

• 12:58:23

Five is I'm ready.

• 12:58:24

I've got my full array.

• 12:58:25

Okay, listen, potato masher.

• 12:58:28

Annie has asked a legitimate question.

• 12:58:30

Okay, what's the legitimate?

• 12:58:31

Why are we killing the development team live on Street?

• 12:58:36

Look for the children for the children.

• 12:58:39

I have done this before.

• 12:58:40

That's Brian's but you yeah.

• 12:58:42

Are you doing anything?

• 12:58:43

We're doing it.

• 12:58:44

It does look similar to mine.

• 12:58:46

Mine has stars on it.

• 12:58:47

Oh, yes.

• 12:58:50

Okay, don't touch your eyeballs.

• 12:58:54

Okay, and don't worry your face.

• 12:58:57

Are you gentlemen?

• 12:58:58

Just don't touch anything.

• 12:58:59

Once you touch one of these.

• 12:59:01

I'm not doing this.

• 12:59:01

Oh, you know, well, you guys can open it and pass it down to

• 12:59:06

each of you.

• 12:59:08

Just don't touch the thick guy.

• 12:59:09

I want to get I'm not sick.

• 12:59:11

You got kudos.

• 12:59:12

No, I know.

• 12:59:13

Don't touch John sir.

• 12:59:15

Your face.

• 12:59:17

I was like, don't touch your face.

• 12:59:19

I don't want them to touch their can't we use chopsticks to

• 12:59:22

eat them?

• 12:59:23

Oh, you put it in your hand.

• 12:59:24

That's dangerous.

• 12:59:25

I know.

• 12:59:25

Make sure you wash your hands after this challenge you guys

• 12:59:27

because I don't want you to accidentally touch your face

• 12:59:29

and bring your face.

• 12:59:30

Oh my God.

• 12:59:32

I feel like my stomach's already turning mine is still doing

• 12:59:35

this.

• 12:59:36

Yeah, I might.

• 12:59:38

Are you gonna do it?

• 12:59:39

I have anticipatory.

• 12:59:44

Oh me too.

• 12:59:45

Someone says touch someone else's face.

• 12:59:46

Okay.

• 12:59:47

Remember you don't touch anyone else.

• 12:59:49

I'm sorry.

• 12:59:51

10 seconds of chewing.

• 12:59:52

Oh, yeah.

• 12:59:52

Make sure you don't touch the kiddies.

• 12:59:53

At least 10 seconds.

• 12:59:54

You got to count one one thousand two thousand.

• 12:59:55

Okay, I'll count.

• 12:59:56

Wait, I need a nut.

• 12:59:57

I know.

• 12:59:57

It's coming around the mountain when she comes.

• 13:00:00

She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes.

• 13:00:04

She'll be coming around the mountain.

• 13:00:05

She'll be coming around the mountain.

• 13:00:07

She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes.

• 13:00:10

She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes.

• 13:00:13

She'll be coming.

• 13:00:15

What's the one where like there's a hole in my bucket?

• 13:00:18

Dear Liza, dear Liza, there's a hole in my bucket.

• 13:00:21

Dear Liza, dear Liza, oh my darling.

• 13:00:26

Oh my darling.

• 13:00:27

John, are you acting like you're not with a hammer?

• 13:00:29

Clementine, you are lost and gone forever.

• 13:00:34

Why is the biggest nut in the bag trying to come out?

• 13:00:39

Because none of us can get it out.

• 13:00:41

Gentlemen.

• 13:00:42

All right.

• 13:00:43

You're not ready yet.

• 13:00:44

I will count.

• 13:00:46

You must chew for 10 seconds.

• 13:00:48

Tell us when you're going to do the call.

• 13:00:49

10, 5 is more than a long time.

• 13:00:51

10 seconds of chewing.

• 13:00:52

I'll do 5 seconds.

• 13:00:52

No.

• 13:00:52

We'll do 5 seconds.

• 13:00:53

No.

• 13:00:54

No.

• 13:00:54

I need to put this on.

• 13:00:55

No, he said 5 still a lot.

• 13:00:57

Can we just chomp like three times?

• 13:00:59

No.

• 13:00:59

10 seconds.

• 13:01:00

10 seconds.

• 13:01:01

Way too much.

• 13:01:02

I bet.

• 13:01:03

What do you want?

• 13:01:04

You can't chew enough for 10 seconds.

• 13:01:05

10 or 5.

• 13:01:06

10 or 5.

• 13:01:07

That's 5 I suppose.

• 13:01:07

Let's see.

• 13:01:08

10 or 5.

• 13:01:09

They're saying 10.

• 13:01:09

They're 10.

• 13:01:10

Wait.

• 13:01:10

10.

• 13:01:11

30.

• 13:01:12

10.

• 13:01:12

10.

• 13:01:13

5.

• 13:01:13

5.

• 13:01:14

10.

• 13:01:14

10.

• 13:01:15

10.

• 13:01:15

10.

• 13:01:15

10.

• 13:01:15

30.

• 13:01:16

10.

• 13:01:16

10.

• 13:01:17

100.

• 13:01:17

10.

• 13:01:17

10.

• 13:01:17

10.

• 13:01:18

Lots of 10.

• 13:01:19

If you want to do it all.

• 13:01:20

10 seconds.

• 13:01:21

Margaret will count.

• 13:01:22

And then we stop chewing.

• 13:01:23

I have another question before we start.

• 13:01:24

Are we allowed to drink between the challenge?

• 13:01:26

Yes.

• 13:01:26

Between.

• 13:01:27

Between each nut, yes.

• 13:01:28

But you must chew for 10.

• 13:01:30

I think that's fine to chew.

• 13:01:34

I'm ready.

• 13:01:37

Hold on.

• 13:01:37

Are you ready?

• 13:01:38

I'm ready.

• 13:01:38

I want a confirmation.

• 13:01:40

Are you sure?

• 13:01:40

I'm ready.

• 13:01:41

I'm positive.

• 13:01:41

I don't need to sign you these papers.

• 13:01:42

I can't believe Brian's doing it.

• 13:01:44

All right.

• 13:01:44

Brian's got some level one, man.

• 13:01:46

Three.

• 13:01:47

For the key.

• 13:01:47

That's for the milk.

• 13:01:48

One.

• 13:01:48

For the key.

• 13:01:49

Put it in your mouth.

• 13:01:50

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

• 13:01:58

Swallow.

• 13:01:58

I thought so back.

• 13:02:00

You must have got it.

• 13:02:01

I'm still chewing.

• 13:02:02

I think when I did the challenge,

• 13:02:04

the first one was the hottest one to me.

• 13:02:06

Really?

• 13:02:06

None of the others were hot to me.

• 13:02:08

But the last one was an experience.

• 13:02:09

Let's continue.

• 13:02:10

That one, yeah.

• 13:02:11

I think the other ones were sweeter to me.

• 13:02:15

Yeah, that was all right.

• 13:02:16

I don't know why.

• 13:02:16

Maybe I did all my things so wrong.

• 13:02:17

Number two was sweet.

• 13:02:17

I remember that.

• 13:02:18

I feel like that's a solid 9 or 10 out of 10 at the time.

• 13:02:20

John and I did this.

• 13:02:21

Yeah, the tip of my tongue is burning.

• 13:02:23

Listen, 10 seconds of chewing, there

• 13:02:25

was nothing left to swallow.

• 13:02:26

That was bad.

• 13:02:28

That was not bad.

• 13:02:29

Are you ready for round two?

• 13:02:30

Yeah.

• 13:02:30

No.

• 13:02:31

Open this one, sir.

• 13:02:32

And pass your nut down.

• 13:02:35

Pass the bag of nuts.

• 13:02:37

Oh my god.

• 13:02:38

Yeah, I can't handle spice at all.

• 13:02:40

You're done?

• 13:02:40

It burns.

• 13:02:41

We have one tapped out.

• 13:02:42

Anyone else tapping out?

• 13:02:43

It burns so hard.

• 13:02:44

I'm only going to do one.

• 13:02:45

Number two.

• 13:02:46

I chewed it just one back.

• 13:02:48

It's easier than one.

• 13:02:48

It's kind of sweet.

• 13:02:49

Yeah, I think number two was the best here.

• 13:02:52

Are you doing number two?

• 13:02:52

What is number two?

• 13:02:53

Can you read it?

• 13:02:54

Yes, I'll read it again.

• 13:02:56

Number two is Carolina Reaper, ghost pepper, and Wicked Seven

• 13:03:01

Pot Brain Strain Pepper.

• 13:03:03

I don't think all of them are the same.

• 13:03:06

Can someone check how many Scovilles are in number two?

• 13:03:09

It doesn't say.

• 13:03:10

Your taste buds burn away from the first couple.

• 13:03:12

Death Nut Challenge 3.0, Googles.

• 13:03:15

I haven't even reached for my milk yet.

• 13:03:16

Did you not do two?

• 13:03:17

I'm doing it.

• 13:03:19

He's going to do it.

• 13:03:20

I'll count you guys in when you're ready.

• 13:03:22

Are you already drinking your milk, man?

• 13:03:24

What are you, some candy man?

• 13:03:25

Are you doing two, Stewart?

• 13:03:27

Cliff, do you like spice?

• 13:03:28

I love spice.

• 13:03:29

Are you not going to do two?

• 13:03:30

I thought you didn't.

• 13:03:31

You said it wasn't bad.

• 13:03:32

It wasn't bad, but I don't want to continue.

• 13:03:34

Oh my gosh.

• 13:03:35

Are you bitching out on one?

• 13:03:38

I mean, the agreement was one, so I mean, I could do two.

• 13:03:41

There's minimum one.

• 13:03:42

Let's try it.

• 13:03:43

I'm bitching out on one.

• 13:03:44

No shame.

• 13:03:47

Wow, one's down.

• 13:03:48

The first one was...

• 13:03:50

I'll be out for sure.

• 13:03:51

After two?

• 13:03:52

Well, you might be splashed.

• 13:03:54

It doesn't say what these are.

• 13:03:56

Are you in or out?

• 13:03:57

Yeah, sure.

• 13:03:58

Someone said this one is 2.2 million Scovilles.

• 13:04:01

That's really high.

• 13:04:02

That's not that bad.

• 13:04:03

No, it is.

• 13:04:03

It's not natural.

• 13:04:04

One?

• 13:04:06

Really?

• 13:04:06

It's like twice as hot.

• 13:04:08

Steven, no natural pepper is naturally that hot.

• 13:04:10

See?

• 13:04:11

This is a sadist created these.

• 13:04:13

No.

• 13:04:14

Yes.

• 13:04:14

He is the individual who engineered or crossbred

• 13:04:20

the Bonnet, the scorpion pepper.

• 13:04:23

He's a sadist.

• 13:04:24

He says it.

• 13:04:25

He wants to hurt people.

• 13:04:26

I mean, I do taste the flavor though.

• 13:04:29

There is definitely flavor.

• 13:04:30

Okay.

• 13:04:31

Everyone's in position.

• 13:04:32

I need confirmation from everyone.

• 13:04:35

Brian might be in trouble.

• 13:04:36

No, I'm out.

• 13:04:36

I'm saying, are you okay right now?

• 13:04:38

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:04:39

The first one didn't kill you.

• 13:04:40

No, I'm good.

• 13:04:41

My mouth is still on fire, but I'm still okay.

• 13:04:43

Wait, wait, wait.

• 13:04:45

I want confirmation before I start.

• 13:04:47

Stand by.

• 13:04:48

No, don't do that.

• 13:04:49

Oh my God.

• 13:04:51

You just killed yourself.

• 13:04:52

Okay, that magnifies the damage on the next one.

• 13:04:56

Yeah.

• 13:04:57

Yeah.

• 13:04:57

Do a little bit of milk before you do the next one.

• 13:05:00

Everyone, I want you to watch the tears come out of the eyes when he puts the next one in his mouth.

• 13:05:04

Yeah, I would not do water.

• 13:05:04

You want a basic.

• 13:05:05

You want a basic.

• 13:05:06

Like a yogurt.

• 13:05:06

Like sipping cream.

• 13:05:07

Yeah, yogurt or milk or something.

• 13:05:10

Remember that nasty yogurt you and I had?

• 13:05:12

It felt so good in my mouth.

• 13:05:14

Okay, are we ready?

• 13:05:15

The yogurt was nasty.

• 13:05:15

Alright, ready?

• 13:05:16

Let's call it.

• 13:05:16

Nuts up.

• 13:05:17

Three, two, one.

• 13:05:20

Put the nut in your mouth.

• 13:05:20

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

• 13:05:28

Done.

• 13:05:29

That was so much easier.

• 13:05:30

I agree.

• 13:05:32

I personally think two, three, four are all easy.

• 13:05:37

I can taste the pepper now.

• 13:05:38

The first one's the worst and I think the last one is an experience.

• 13:05:41

It's not hot.

• 13:05:43

It's just an experience.

• 13:05:45

It's a whole day experience.

• 13:05:46

Multi-dick.

• 13:05:48

It makes you feel like a dragon.

• 13:05:51

Oh my God.

• 13:05:53

Yep, it's coming.

• 13:05:55

I can feel it.

• 13:05:56

Ready for a third nut?

• 13:05:57

No, it's breathing in now.

• 13:05:59

You're out?

• 13:05:59

Are you in for a third nut?

• 13:06:01

I'm in for three.

• 13:06:02

I'm done.

• 13:06:03

You did two.

• 13:06:04

Yeah, good on you.

• 13:06:05

John, are you still in?

• 13:06:06

Are you still in?

• 13:06:09

Yeah.

• 13:06:10

John, you're like a challenge.

• 13:06:12

Oh, yeah, it's burning.

• 13:06:14

You do love challenges.

• 13:06:16

Maybe my last one.

• 13:06:18

What are you doing?

• 13:06:19

Are you trying to cool it down?

• 13:06:22

I think I'm out.

• 13:06:24

I don't want to.

• 13:06:25

Don't drink it.

• 13:06:26

Yeah, that's burning a hole in my throat.

• 13:06:29

It's starting to get started.

• 13:06:31

Oh, yeah.

• 13:06:32

Maggie, here's your death nut's back.

• 13:06:34

Oh.

• 13:06:35

I have not stocked up my teeth.

• 13:06:37

Make sure if you're done, go wash your hands.

• 13:06:40

It doesn't help.

• 13:06:41

I don't want you guys to hurt yourselves or touch anybody.

• 13:06:44

My tongue hurts.

• 13:06:45

Yeah, of course it does.

• 13:06:46

Who's still in?

• 13:06:47

I'm not.

• 13:06:48

Yeah, it's us.

• 13:06:49

It's down to two.

• 13:06:50

We're down to the second nut knocked out.

• 13:06:53

Bam, bam, bam, bam.

• 13:06:54

It's going to hurt even more after this.

• 13:06:56

I know.

• 13:06:57

I just hit myself in the face with my earring.

• 13:06:59

I'm on the edge.

• 13:07:00

I'm not over the edge.

• 13:07:01

Yeah, me too.

• 13:07:02

Are you two ready?

• 13:07:03

We're ready.

• 13:07:04

Ready?

• 13:07:05

Three, two, one, nut.

• 13:07:06

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, swallow.

• 13:07:13

I just like, this is funny.

• 13:07:16

Well, that was a lot hotter.

• 13:07:19

I'm scared because I haven't hit it yet.

• 13:07:22

See, I don't think that two-player is going to be spicy to me.

• 13:07:26

It's not in there yet.

• 13:07:27

I haven't had the effect yet.

• 13:07:29

Maybe my mouth died.

• 13:07:31

I'm wondering how many of the coating, how equal they are if the variety bag burned.

• 13:07:38

You have to keep the milk inside your mouth.

• 13:07:40

For me, like I said, the first one was the hottest.

• 13:07:42

Two, three, four were sweet.

• 13:07:43

They were really sweet.

• 13:07:44

And then the fifth one.

• 13:07:45

Well, if we hurry up, I'll do another.

• 13:07:46

I can taste the blood.

• 13:07:47

All right.

• 13:07:48

Hey, I might as well just keep the paint train rolling.

• 13:07:49

I don't think you're really tasting one.

• 13:07:50

You don't want it?

• 13:07:51

Are you out?

• 13:07:52

No, I'm not out.

• 13:07:53

I'm just, I want to feel the full effect.

• 13:07:54

Do you want this?

• 13:07:55

Give me the nuts.

• 13:07:56

All right.

• 13:07:57

He's going to take it.

• 13:07:58

Take it.

• 13:07:59

I don't need it.

• 13:08:00

Zim just doesn't want to wait because it's the first time.

• 13:08:01

Honestly, I don't know how you and I did this the first time.

• 13:08:02

I don't know how we did it.

• 13:08:03

This is terrible.

• 13:08:04

It was so hot.

• 13:08:05

It was late because I cannot get past three right now.

• 13:08:12

I'm going to pass on this one because I feel okay, but I think I might not be.

• 13:08:21

Okay.

• 13:08:22

All right.

• 13:08:23

Be safe, better safe than sorry.

• 13:08:24

What's that bag?

• 13:08:25

That's a two.

• 13:08:26

That's a what?

• 13:08:27

Two for three.

• 13:08:28

That's three.

• 13:08:29

No, I thought that was a two for.

• 13:08:30

It's two.

• 13:08:31

Oh, three.

• 13:08:32

It's two.

• 13:08:33

Okay.

• 13:08:34

So, it's two, knocked out another opponent.

• 13:08:35

Then is the five and one.

• 13:08:36

I don't know about Web.

• 13:08:37

I got to run my nose.

• 13:08:38

You're getting ready.

• 13:08:39

Okay.

• 13:08:40

This is bad.

• 13:08:41

I feel like it made me really tired.

• 13:08:42

Your tongue is reacting.

• 13:08:43

See, you guys thought I was going to wake you up.

• 13:08:44

Maybe we need to do the exercise challenges.

• 13:08:45

I'm going to be done after.

• 13:08:46

Oh, these ones have a lot more.

• 13:08:47

See, I felt like I was telling you guys this is not a good idea.

• 13:08:48

It's not.

• 13:08:49

I'm out.

• 13:08:50

Yeah.

• 13:08:51

It's like-

• 13:08:52

Because after we did it, the last one, I was like, mm, I was-

• 13:08:53

I'm having an allergic reaction, I think.

• 13:08:54

He is having allergic reaction.

• 13:08:55

Benadryl?

• 13:08:56

Look at his tongue.

• 13:08:57

We did it. The last one I was like, I'm having like an allergic reaction.

• 13:09:01

I think he is having a little girl. Look at his tongue. Stick it out.

• 13:09:05

No, it's just all those bumps. Yeah.

• 13:09:10

Oh no.

• 13:09:15

You see here's a weird tongue.

• 13:09:17

No, geographical, geographical, geographical tongue.

• 13:09:22

That is true. I do have a geographic tongue. No, it's called,

• 13:09:25

my tongue is called a geographic tongue.

• 13:09:28

Why? Well, I don't know. Call it that. That's what it's like.

• 13:09:31

It's got a lot of topography. I'm just asking what the chat would ask.

• 13:09:34

Brian, didn't you have your surgery done to your tongue, Brian?

• 13:09:38

Brian, did surgery done to his tongue?

• 13:09:40

I didn't even need to see.

• 13:09:42

Yeah, I can go full Gene Simmons.

• 13:09:44

I'm not going to say. He's asking what your surgery was.

• 13:09:48

Someone said Steven's tongue has more notes than AOC.

• 13:09:50

That was good. That was good.

• 13:09:56

You ready? Okay. Are you tapping out? You're going to do it?

• 13:09:59

Yeah. Sure. One more.

• 13:10:00

Someone said my tongue has been all over the world. Geographic.

• 13:10:04

Do it as much as you want. There's no one else to challenge.

• 13:10:06

So. Oh, yeah. Be careful. Don't touch your face.

• 13:10:08

Yeah. Go wash your hands.

• 13:10:09

Yeah, Alex. My, my tongue was connected right at the front.

• 13:10:12

And in order to fit the braces, they had that.

• 13:10:14

Are you doing it for Jason? For me a little bit?

• 13:10:16

And they cut it pretty far back.

• 13:10:18

And I wasn't going to pick up the time like at all.

• 13:10:20

And I can go for five.

• 13:10:22

I can with it. Yeah.

• 13:10:24

You've been crazy for a while. I don't like unleashing.

• 13:10:27

Okay. That one's like its whole own category.

• 13:10:30

It tastes it tastes really bad. It tastes bad.

• 13:10:32

In fact, you don't taste anything at first.

• 13:10:34

It tastes like death.

• 13:10:35

And then that burning you get. That was so bad.

• 13:10:38

I know what a dragon feels like.

• 13:10:39

What's about to like breathe? It's almost gone.

• 13:10:42

It was which one made my ear hurt?

• 13:10:44

That was the last one. Was it the last one?

• 13:10:45

And then and I was like, my ears are burning.

• 13:10:47

And he was like, Margaret, it doesn't work that way.

• 13:10:49

I was like, my ears are burning.

• 13:10:51

Which one of us?

• 13:10:51

Well, I'm the one who's experiencing it.

• 13:10:53

That's the final one. Thank you.

• 13:10:55

Yeah, he did for he did for.

• 13:10:58

I don't like this one.

• 13:11:03

I will go wash my hands.

• 13:11:05

Wait for the children a few seconds later.

• 13:11:07

It comes up.

• 13:11:09

Yes, it does.

• 13:11:10

It went into my ears and it was like burning my ears.

• 13:11:13

You didn't have to heal.

• 13:11:15

And he like I feel like we did actually drink a bunch of alcohol, though,

• 13:11:19

before, which is probably not a good idea.

• 13:11:22

No, we did all those shots.

• 13:11:23

I don't know.

• 13:11:27

They call me my sir.

• 13:11:30

I'm Mr. Hundred and one.

• 13:11:33

Hey, Maggie. Oh, you're right.

• 13:11:34

You're like me. Yeah, we did like those kinky shots or something.

• 13:11:37

Yeah, we did. Pinky shots.

• 13:11:39

Kinky. Oh, yeah.

• 13:11:41

Maggie, what's this?

• 13:11:42

Well, we did just a bunch of number five.

• 13:11:44

Scoville County, number five is 16 million.

• 13:11:48

Not natural.

• 13:11:49

Does it taste like you put the bag in here so no one

• 13:11:52

hurts themselves by touching it?

• 13:11:54

Was that how I am?

• 13:11:56

The third one is the oils or the dust.

• 13:11:59

So you should do five.

• 13:12:01

Five is like in a whole nother category.

• 13:12:03

Five is like it's like it's an experience.

• 13:12:06

If you've ever wondered what it feels like when it's about to breathe fire.

• 13:12:10

And I'm good. I'm a human.

• 13:12:11

I was dragging it like it like come to your

• 13:12:14

dog and into your throat and into your ears.

• 13:12:17

It's crazy. I've never experienced or if you've ever watched the movie Clue

• 13:12:21

with Tim Curry, that was a good one.

• 13:12:25

Actress Flames, Flames, Flames coming fire.

• 13:12:33

I don't like that.

• 13:12:34

I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you.

• 13:12:40

Sipping cream, bananas, good.

• 13:12:48

The sipping cream is tasty.

• 13:12:49

Are you going to do it?

• 13:12:51

Are you about to do it?

• 13:12:52

I already did. Oh, you already did it.

• 13:12:54

You did it. It's bad.

• 13:12:55

You feel all right. Did it feel like what I was saying?

• 13:12:57

Did it come up? No, no.

• 13:12:59

But your ears burn.

• 13:13:01

No, it feels like, you know, the skin is being eaten away by acid.

• 13:13:05

Yeah, so it's bad.

• 13:13:07

Oh, my God. Yeah.

• 13:13:08

This one's different.

• 13:13:09

Three point oh, it's a different channel.

• 13:13:11

Let me see if I still have our box. Yeah.

• 13:13:14

I think I tossed it.

• 13:13:15

Yeah, I can't remember what one we did.

• 13:13:20

Because maybe it's no, it's different, different.

• 13:13:21

I know it's for sure different because the fact.

• 13:13:24

Yeah, because it is it wasn't the problem.

• 13:13:27

Wasn't a separate packaging.

• 13:13:29

They had a package that you applied out. That's right.

• 13:13:32

So I just. Yeah.

• 13:13:34

OK, what is this global on the fifth?

• 13:13:39

Oh, so this is three times.

• 13:13:41

It's 13. So it's different.

• 13:13:43

Three six. Yeah.

• 13:13:45

Wow.

• 13:13:46

It's 13 versus 16.

• 13:13:49

So it's even worse.

• 13:13:50

Are you doing that?

• 13:13:51

But Zim did it.

• 13:13:52

Zip it.

• 13:13:54

No, he he was like he tanked it. He was good.

• 13:13:56

And I have the power of tequila, to be fair.

• 13:13:59

Twice. Yeah.

• 13:14:01

It's three of my eyes.

• 13:14:03

That's OK.

• 13:14:04

I was worried about the other way around, but I didn't.

• 13:14:07

I didn't know.

• 13:14:08

Down, down, down.

• 13:14:10

I know. I know.

• 13:14:12

We're covering and it burns, burns, burns.

• 13:14:16

Every fire.

• 13:14:18

All right.

• 13:14:18

So do we want to do a bunch of wild magic?

• 13:14:23

You do want to have any other?

• 13:14:25

Any other do we want to do?

• 13:14:29

Challenges?

• 13:14:30

Do you seem like you guys didn't want to do any of the other challenges right now?

• 13:14:34

So any of them not physical?

• 13:14:36

You were right.

• 13:14:37

The rest of them are not physical.

• 13:14:39

I should probably wash my paws.

• 13:14:40

Right. A lot of things to do tomorrow, but.

• 13:14:43

Or late tonight.

• 13:14:45

All right.

• 13:14:47

Let's do this.

• 13:14:48

Oh, there's some food ones.

• 13:14:49

There's some like baby food and tin can challenge.

• 13:14:52

Those are nonphysical ones.

• 13:14:54

What's a tin can challenge?

• 13:14:56

People that's a little different.

• 13:14:58

There are five tin cans.

• 13:14:59

You pick one.

• 13:15:00

The spiciest.

• 13:15:01

You have to eat a spoonful of whatever is in there.

• 13:15:03

Ew.

• 13:15:04

I love to do that.

• 13:15:05

No.

• 13:15:06

I love things like that.

• 13:15:07

Don't do that.

• 13:15:08

John said he loves it.

• 13:15:09

That's what I said last time.

• 13:15:10

I love things like that.

• 13:15:11

Yeah.

• 13:15:12

Some of them are good things.

• 13:15:13

Some of them are bad.

• 13:15:13

It just depends on which can you get.

• 13:15:14

You choose which can you want.

• 13:15:17

I've gotten dog food once.

• 13:15:20

OK.

• 13:15:20

You've gotten a variety.

• 13:15:21

A variety of things.

• 13:15:22

The cat can't hear you.

• 13:15:23

Did you find the heron?

• 13:15:24

Oh.

• 13:15:25

The heron?

• 13:15:26

I couldn't find that thing.

• 13:15:27

He wanted me to find this one where you open the can.

• 13:15:29

It smells like fermented.

• 13:15:30

Like canned heron.

• 13:15:31

It's like fermented.

• 13:15:32

Ew.

• 13:15:33

Why would you want that?

• 13:15:34

Because it's supposed to be really bad.

• 13:15:36

He wants to try it.

• 13:15:37

Oh, you want to try it?

• 13:15:38

He wants to.

• 13:15:39

But apparently it smells really bad too.

• 13:15:42

No.

• 13:15:43

So if you really want something really bad, it's called a certain fish.

• 13:15:47

I think it's Swedish or some certain fish.

• 13:15:49

But when you open, you want to want it.

• 13:15:51

That's what he was saying.

• 13:15:52

Yeah.

• 13:15:53

It's the one?

• 13:15:54

OK.

• 13:15:55

I wasn't sure if you were talking about it.

• 13:15:56

Yeah, that person says it.

• 13:15:57

However, that Swedish word there.

• 13:16:01

I saw it on Twitch.

• 13:16:02

I never said I loved baby food.

• 13:16:04

I love baby food.

• 13:16:06

He did say he likes baby food.

• 13:16:07

He just says he likes eating challenges.

• 13:16:09

I like the challenge.

• 13:16:10

Yeah.

• 13:16:11

He likes food challenges where he doesn't know what he's about to eat.

• 13:16:13

And he has to guess.

• 13:16:14

Yeah.

• 13:16:15

You get blindfolded.

• 13:16:16

And then you have to taste a spoonful of something.

• 13:16:18

And you have to decide what it is.

• 13:16:19

Is that going to be on my...

• 13:16:20

I did the best.

• 13:16:21

We did it.

• 13:16:22

I forgot what it was.

• 13:16:23

It was just so gross.

• 13:16:24

It tasted worse than dog food.

• 13:16:25

It was the smashed peas.

• 13:16:26

I like the Oreos though.

• 13:16:27

There was a peas one.

• 13:16:28

There was.

• 13:16:29

Oh, it was a beef stew.

• 13:16:30

There was a beef stew.

• 13:16:31

There was beef stew one time.

• 13:16:32

There was.

• 13:16:33

I really like the Oreo challenge one where you have to guess which one.

• 13:16:34

Oh, the Oreo challenge?

• 13:16:35

Yeah.

• 13:16:36

That one was like a food challenge.

• 13:16:37

It's a nice food challenge.

• 13:16:38

Some of you guys get close to the food.

• 13:16:39

Yeah.

• 13:16:40

That was good.

• 13:16:41

That was good.

• 13:16:42

That was good.

• 13:16:43

That was good.

• 13:16:44

That was good.

• 13:16:45

That was good.

• 13:16:46

That was good.

• 13:16:48

It's hard because it tastes like a bunch of things and you're like, what did you eat?

• 13:16:52

And the only thing is you never tried them before.

• 13:16:54

If I had some palette to match, then I would probably know.

• 13:16:57

But if I don't, it's hard.

• 13:16:58

There was weird Oreo flavors like birthday cake.

• 13:17:02

Remember the one was like coffee, Java.

• 13:17:04

Java, yeah.

• 13:17:05

That was gross.

• 13:17:06

I thought you guys actually put coffee beans inside of it.

• 13:17:09

Yeah, you thought we did.

• 13:17:10

I was like, no, I didn't put coffee beans.

• 13:17:11

No, they don't sell that.

• 13:17:12

But you won that one because that was gross.

• 13:17:14

I said coffee, I think.

• 13:17:15

I think I got coffee beans.

• 13:17:16

Coffee beans.

• 13:17:17

Java?

• 13:17:18

Yeah.

• 13:17:19

Mountain Java, yeah.

• 13:17:20

He doesn't like the Java Oreos.

• 13:17:21

I don't like coffee either.

• 13:17:22

I just don't like coffee.

• 13:17:23

Brian doesn't like coffee, food either.

• 13:17:24

Let me know how far you got.

• 13:17:25

How many giveaways you gave away, so I can mark those off.

• 13:17:40

I'll mark those off.

• 13:17:48

We're checking things off so we don't forget because, uh.

• 13:17:56

Let me out.

• 13:17:58

Let me out.

• 13:18:01

Marked all of them.

• 13:18:07

All right.

• 13:18:08

You may roll if you have wild magic on the wild magic chart.

• 13:18:12

How many times?

• 13:18:12

I have many.

• 13:18:13

Once.

• 13:18:14

OK, once.

• 13:18:15

OK.

• 13:18:15

We have a lot, though.

• 13:18:16

We should maybe just do them.

• 13:18:18

But.

• 13:18:20

Come on, high.

• 13:18:22

56560.

• 13:18:24

Oh, 7876.

• 13:18:27

676.

• 13:18:28

563.

• 13:18:31

563.

• 13:18:35

All right, I can charge my phone whenever

• 13:18:37

you guys are sleeping later.

• 13:18:38

563.

• 13:18:39

All right, I need to update the.

• 13:18:40

You can throw this away since you don't have your headset on yet.

• 13:18:43

Thank you.

• 13:18:44

563.

• 13:18:45

I appreciate you.

• 13:18:50

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

• 13:18:51

There's one more.

• 13:18:52

105.

• 13:18:53

A rogue nut.

• 13:18:57

Oh, really?

• 13:18:58

Yes.

• 13:18:59

I have the chart.

• 13:18:59

I'm steaming my glasses.

• 13:19:00

OK.

• 13:19:01

Are you really?

• 13:19:01

Yeah.

• 13:19:02

You want to start us off?

• 13:19:03

676.

• 13:19:05

What is that?

• 13:19:05

676.

• 13:19:07

Cliff, you look like you're in pain.

• 13:19:08

Are you all right?

• 13:19:09

No, I'm fine.

• 13:19:09

Are you OK?

• 13:19:10

OK.

• 13:19:11

No, it's good.

• 13:19:13

There's more milk there.

• 13:19:14

Oh, no, I'm fine.

• 13:19:15

That might.

• 13:19:16

We should put the milk away.

• 13:19:17

The caster may not use weapons that contain wood

• 13:19:23

from henceforth.

• 13:19:26

OK, I may not use weapons that contain wood.

• 13:19:29

Got it.

• 13:19:30

563.

• 13:19:30

A wand is not a weapon.

• 13:19:31

Correct.

• 13:19:32

563.

• 13:19:33

563.

• 13:19:33

All of you all are low on 563.

• 13:19:39

Oh.

• 13:19:44

This is the middle of our combat, right?

• 13:19:46

No, it's not.

• 13:19:47

Oh, no, we're out of combat now.

• 13:19:48

We're DUN.

• 13:19:49

The caster shall remain invisible,

• 13:19:53

or shall be invisible, while they are naked and motionless.

• 13:19:59

Oh, what's the character of Guardians of Galaxy?

• 13:20:02

No, Mystery Man.

• 13:20:02

No.

• 13:20:03

From Mystery Man.

• 13:20:03

I know that.

• 13:20:04

But Guardians of Galaxy.

• 13:20:06

So whenever he's naked.

• 13:20:07

He's like, no, whenever you're naked and motionless.

• 13:20:11

That's really bizarre.

• 13:20:13

Like, just take off your clothes.

• 13:20:16

Hey, Zen Archer.

• 13:20:18

Naked Zen Archer.

• 13:20:18

But you know, he can't move.

• 13:20:20

Can't move.

• 13:20:21

Roll yours.

• 13:20:21

Does that mean he also stops to shoot?

• 13:20:23

Does can't move mean leg movement?

• 13:20:26

What's yours, him?

• 13:20:26

Or moving on the game board?

• 13:20:28

Or shooting an arrow?

• 13:20:28

What's yours, him?

• 13:20:29

105.

• 13:20:30

Maybe like not moving.

• 13:20:31

All the low ones.

• 13:20:32

Fire arrows.

• 13:20:33

No, that'd be considered.

• 13:20:35

Well, all right.

• 13:20:36

Yeah, I'll say moving squares.

• 13:20:37

Yeah.

• 13:20:38

This is them.

• 13:20:38

Talking fire squares if I'm naked?

• 13:20:40

Yes.

• 13:20:41

All right.

• 13:20:42

This one's good.

• 13:20:43

Jim.

• 13:20:44

Naked means you can't wear anything, including magical

• 13:20:47

items.

• 13:20:48

How do you think I'm going to be doing my watches from now on?

• 13:20:50

Wait, what about internally?

• 13:20:51

Completely naked.

• 13:20:52

I want to be standing over you.

• 13:20:53

What about like a ring?

• 13:20:53

Nakedness.

• 13:20:54

What?

• 13:20:55

Ring.

• 13:20:56

Where is the ring?

• 13:20:57

Can you wear the ring on the inside?

• 13:20:59

Bracers?

• 13:21:04

No, I'm just saying for like, for the night watches.

• 13:21:08

I was not ready for that.

• 13:21:10

We don't want to see you.

• 13:21:11

Who's doing the watch?

• 13:21:12

Who is this?

• 13:21:13

This is him.

• 13:21:14

Jim.

• 13:21:14

Jim.

• 13:21:15

Jim.

• 13:21:15

Yeah.

• 13:21:16

Kyle's got an announcement.

• 13:21:18

All right.

• 13:21:18

So we got a few donations to catch up with.

• 13:21:20

So we're going to knock out those real quick.

• 13:21:23

First is, my node is bigger than your node

• 13:21:25

with a $1 donation.

• 13:21:27

Nice.

• 13:21:28

Anonymous with a $100 donation for the children.

• 13:21:33

Arctic Elysium with a $50 donation.

• 13:21:37

Even gets a nat one.

• 13:21:39

What?

• 13:21:40

Oh, this was payback for the clever alpha two date.

• 13:21:48

Ryan Stratman with the $10 donation for an inspiration

• 13:21:52

role.

• 13:21:52

Grandpa with a $10 donation for another inspiration role.

• 13:21:56

Jeffrey Powell with the $250 donation

• 13:21:59

with the same five nat one rolls initial target is Steven.

• 13:22:04

However, these nets may be redirected to the players

• 13:22:08

provided a real estimate is, oh, it's

• 13:22:12

revealed for Alpha to reveal the date for the children.

• 13:22:16

I love it.

• 13:22:16

I love it.

• 13:22:17

That is a real estimate.

• 13:22:19

It is.

• 13:22:20

Nice.

• 13:22:21

Garkin with the $100 donation.

• 13:22:24

10 inspirations for our heroes since Steven opted

• 13:22:26

not to reveal Alpha two estimate for the children.

• 13:22:29

They are giving it to you on this one.

• 13:22:33

Arctic Elysium, five dooms against Steven from.

• 13:22:41

Golan, $100 wild magic player.

• 13:22:47

And then the golden feather with $500 donation.

• 13:22:50

And it says, on behalf of the Ashes community,

• 13:22:53

we are excited to shake things up 450 for the character swap

• 13:22:57

than one doom with three inspirations.

• 13:22:59

Please.

• 13:23:00

Woo.

• 13:23:01

Fantastic.

• 13:23:02

Who's perfect characters?

• 13:23:05

We'll have to see who is it.

• 13:23:06

And then Garkin with the $10 donation with inspiration

• 13:23:14

and said something lost as promised.

• 13:23:18

I don't think Rye has gotten to that yet.

• 13:23:19

Lost as promised.

• 13:23:23

I don't know what that means.

• 13:23:25

The only thing I got was it.

• 13:23:26

So it was Jesus lost as promised.

• 13:23:29

I don't understand.

• 13:23:30

They'll have to donate again to clarify.

• 13:23:32

Yeah.

• 13:23:34

Unsure on the context here.

• 13:23:37

Yes, I remember the rock.

• 13:23:38

But like Dwayne Johnson.

• 13:23:41

All right.

• 13:23:42

Any other wild magics?

• 13:23:45

Oh, yeah.

• 13:23:45

I did mine.

• 13:23:46

No, but Zim.

• 13:23:47

Zim, you cast spells?

• 13:23:50

I can.

• 13:23:51

You can?

• 13:23:52

Yeah.

• 13:23:52

It appears it was a reference to the bean battle.

• 13:23:55

What are those spells?

• 13:23:56

What?

• 13:23:58

The bean battle.

• 13:24:00

With the chopsticks?

• 13:24:01

Yeah.

• 13:24:01

So do you cast spells?

• 13:24:03

Yes, I did.

• 13:24:03

Yeah, I did.

• 13:24:05

Snowball is a spell.

• 13:24:06

That was useful.

• 13:24:09

For the remainder of your existence.

• 13:24:11

Yeah.

• 13:24:11

It wasn't for you.

• 13:24:12

Whenever you cast a spell, you will shrink 10

• 13:24:16

be 10 percentage for one before rounds.

• 13:24:22

He's going to shrink.

• 13:24:23

Besides, he ain't cast.

• 13:24:28

He could shrink again.

• 13:24:29

10% four times.

• 13:24:31

So you go cast, cast, cast, go down to like the micro universe

• 13:24:33

where Ant-Man and the Wasp.

• 13:24:37

Although the new movie looks really good.

• 13:24:39

No, no, not like Ant-Man.

• 13:24:40

What was yours?

• 13:24:40

He doesn't shrink like that.

• 13:24:42

7,876.

• 13:24:43

No, he doesn't.

• 13:24:44

He shrinks like the boys.

• 13:24:45

76?

• 13:24:47

Great.

• 13:24:48

I haven't seen it.

• 13:24:49

I've only seen season one.

• 13:24:50

Nobody remembers the latest season of the boys.

• 13:24:52

I got to do mine now.

• 13:24:54

It's so funny.

• 13:24:55

You don't want to know.

• 13:24:56

You don't want to know.

• 13:24:58

So I'll try not to cast.

• 13:25:01

I guess.

• 13:25:03

My character is taking a pull.

• 13:25:04

This is me.

• 13:25:07

78, 77.

• 13:25:12

What is in your hand?

• 13:25:14

My hooves.

• 13:25:15

My bow, my composite longbow.

• 13:25:17

Your composite longbow now is made of gold.

• 13:25:21

Ooh.

• 13:25:22

Yeah.

• 13:25:23

Does it still work?

• 13:25:25

Yeah.

• 13:25:26

It's just soft.

• 13:25:28

Can I appraise it?

• 13:25:30

What just happened?

• 13:25:31

You add 5,000 gold to its value.

• 13:25:33

This is mine.

• 13:25:34

It's all?

• 13:25:36

And I will mark mine off after.

• 13:25:37

It's unique.

• 13:25:39

You become hopelessly lost for 2D10 rounds.

• 13:25:43

2D10?

• 13:25:44

Don't know where you are.

• 13:25:45

OK.

• 13:25:46

Even with her?

• 13:25:47

OK.

• 13:25:47

Yeah.

• 13:25:47

We're like, you're right here.

• 13:25:49

You're like, where am I?

• 13:25:51

Nine rounds.

• 13:25:52

All right.

• 13:25:53

Character's tripping.

• 13:25:54

Your party.

• 13:25:55

That's a good point.

• 13:25:56

How heavy is this bow now?

• 13:25:57

It now weighs very heavy.

• 13:26:00

But I have a strength 29.

• 13:26:02

Correct.

• 13:26:02

You do not mind.

• 13:26:04

Yeah.

• 13:26:04

Do we want to do magic items too?

• 13:26:06

Matter of fact, as a matter of story,

• 13:26:12

I'm going to change the plus bonus to your bow.

• 13:26:16

It can sustain more pull now.

• 13:26:19

You want this?

• 13:26:19

Give me your composite.

• 13:26:21

It doesn't have like a.

• 13:26:23

It's a short bow, right?

• 13:26:24

They got the sweat.

• 13:26:25

Does it now require a certain amount of strength

• 13:26:28

to pull the bow, though?

• 13:26:29

Yeah.

• 13:26:30

That's what it's going to adjust.

• 13:26:31

If somebody doesn't have that strength,

• 13:26:32

they're going to make negatives.

• 13:26:33

OK.

• 13:26:34

I have the blast agent.

• 13:26:35

Well, if you lose that strength,

• 13:26:37

like someone decreases your strength down.

• 13:26:39

You've been getting a lot of increases, though.

• 13:26:40

Yeah.

• 13:26:41

Thank you, guys.

• 13:26:42

Oh, I got an ability increase.

• 13:26:44

That's nice too.

• 13:26:45

I got one.

• 13:26:47

The horse tar shall rise.

• 13:26:50

Mark off your wild magic.

• 13:26:52

Above all others.

• 13:26:53

Can you get mine too while you're there?

• 13:26:55

Yeah.

• 13:26:56

Who hasn't marked off their wild magic?

• 13:26:57

He's doing mine.

• 13:26:58

He's doing yours.

• 13:26:59

John, I'll do yours for you.

• 13:27:02

Thank you.

• 13:27:03

I don't think I've wiped mine.

• 13:27:05

Do you need me to do yours?

• 13:27:06

Yeah.

• 13:27:06

I actually have two left.

• 13:27:08

I have four that I need.

• 13:27:10

Oh, geez.

• 13:27:10

I know he said we're only doing one, though.

• 13:27:12

OK, but I have two items.

• 13:27:16

No, I roll.

• 13:27:18

Why not?

• 13:27:19

Two person.

• 13:27:19

Oh, you didn't give it to me.

• 13:27:20

OK.

• 13:27:20

Well, I'm just waiting.

• 13:27:21

OK, give me the number.

• 13:27:22

761.

• 13:27:23

7, oh.

• 13:27:30

I have three more wild magic.

• 13:27:31

The last one for Brian's character.

• 13:27:33

Francis.

• 13:27:34

Francis.

• 13:27:40

But when I die, technically, I'll just become a this.

• 13:27:44

Invisible.

• 13:27:45

Oh, I die.

• 13:27:46

Die.

• 13:27:47

When I'm buried.

• 13:27:48

Oh, yeah.

• 13:27:50

If you're not if you're naked.

• 13:27:53

I mean, you'll be wearing a box.

• 13:27:55

Yeah, you'll hear.

• 13:27:56

What's in the box?

• 13:27:57

What's in the box?

• 13:27:58

I'm like, when is he going to die?

• 13:28:00

So I don't know if he'll be naked when he dies.

• 13:28:03

Oh, when we're done, he will be.

• 13:28:05

It's got to be worth a bob or two.

• 13:28:08

You still will be looting all his shit.

• 13:28:10

Oh, you're going to take all his stuff.

• 13:28:12

Well, I even leave the extra.

• 13:28:15

It's worth money for the children.

• 13:28:18

For the children.

• 13:28:19

I need this three silver.

• 13:28:21

It's not even three silver.

• 13:28:23

Look at Mike.

• 13:28:24

10 fourth.

• 13:28:26

That was loud.

• 13:28:28

You proclaim that you shall be known.

• 13:28:32

Ishmael.

• 13:28:33

I shall be known as Ishmael.

• 13:28:36

What?

• 13:28:37

What just happened?

• 13:28:38

Do you like the sun?

• 13:28:41

If Ishmael likes it, yes.

• 13:28:44

Are you going to hunt a white whale?

• 13:28:46

You must change your name from Francis to Ishmael.

• 13:28:50

But was that really acceptable?

• 13:28:53

Interesting.

• 13:28:54

I wonder why.

• 13:28:57

From henceforth, the party member

• 13:28:59

demands that he be referred to as Ishmael.

• 13:29:01

I don't have a problem with that.

• 13:29:03

I don't think Ishmael does either.

• 13:29:05

They call me Ishmael.

• 13:29:07

Book three.

• 13:29:08

Two, one.

• 13:29:10

Moby Dick.

• 13:29:11

Moby Dick.

• 13:29:14

Author in three, two, one.

• 13:29:17

Herman Melville.

• 13:29:18

I believe.

• 13:29:22

Herman Melville.

• 13:29:23

Herman Melville, yes.

• 13:29:24

That's correct.

• 13:29:26

I was kidding.

• 13:29:27

I'm like, come on.

• 13:29:28

No, I didn't know the answer.

• 13:29:29

Yeah, you did.

• 13:29:29

It's my character name.

• 13:29:30

Even after I said it?

• 13:29:32

OK.

• 13:29:32

Yeah, it didn't trigger.

• 13:29:33

OK.

• 13:29:34

And then you need to add ability increase.

• 13:29:37

Say again?

• 13:29:39

You want to do cursed items and magic items?

• 13:29:42

They have cursed items.

• 13:29:43

No, there's new stuff.

• 13:29:44

No, there's new stuff.

• 13:29:45

There's new magic items and new cursed items.

• 13:29:48

I have two cursed.

• 13:29:50

I have one cursed, one magic.

• 13:29:52

You said you were changing the plus on the bow or something.

• 13:29:57

Oh, I've got a magic item.

• 13:29:59

How much strength can be transferred across that bow?

• 13:30:01

So what was the short bow's composite base bonus?

• 13:30:05

There you go.

• 13:30:06

You now strike at a plus 1d8 plus 15.

• 13:30:10

Oh, nice.

• 13:30:14

Take it.

• 13:30:15

And it was originally 1d6 plus 9.

• 13:30:18

Yeah, really good.

• 13:30:20

Well, that's because it was medium size.

• 13:30:22

I had to change it to large, so I went to 1d8.

• 13:30:24

Strength bonus gave it plus 15.

• 13:30:27

We did a size plus 1.

• 13:30:31

OK, who has remaining thingamabobbers?

• 13:30:36

There's a lot of stuff.

• 13:30:38

Yeah, we're still a lot of stuff.

• 13:30:38

There's a ton of stuff.

• 13:30:39

So what thingamabobbers are you looking for?

• 13:30:41

Race changes?

• 13:30:42

Race changes.

• 13:30:43

And wasn't there character swaps?

• 13:30:44

I didn't a race change happen to all of us?

• 13:30:46

I don't see the character swap on here yet.

• 13:30:48

Yeah, all of you except for me.

• 13:30:49

I think it's still going through, maybe.

• 13:30:50

Yeah, we all need to roll for a race change.

• 13:30:52

Who had race changes?

• 13:30:53

All of us.

• 13:30:55

Except for John.

• 13:30:56

Except for John.

• 13:30:56

Someone bought five of them, yeah.

• 13:30:58

But 2,500.

• 13:30:59

You may all roll a d100.

• 13:31:03

Something didn't get marked, though.

• 13:31:05

After you exited the water, a mist

• 13:31:10

began to form around your bodies that the rest of you

• 13:31:13

inhaled without your knowledge.

• 13:31:15

Your body, bones, joints began to snap, crackle, and pop.

• 13:31:19

47.

• 13:31:23

Oh, did someone not mark these properly?

• 13:31:25

Yeah, that was the 2,500 one.

• 13:31:27

I think they didn't get marked then.

• 13:31:28

Yeah, that one just happened.

• 13:31:30

Let me mark that.

• 13:31:33

All right, I want one or two.

• 13:31:34

One or two, come on.

• 13:31:37

So we're all rolling our race changes now.

• 13:31:40

I'm a hobgoblin anymore.

• 13:31:42

John is not doing the race change.

• 13:31:45

I'm not a filthy gobo anymore.

• 13:31:48

But he had one before.

• 13:31:50

John has had a race change, something different on this.

• 13:31:54

It was wild magic that day.

• 13:31:55

Oh, it was wild magic.

• 13:31:58

All right, that makes it.

• 13:32:00

47.

• 13:32:01

47.

• 13:32:02

I think you're with Maggie, yeah, is.

• 13:32:05

The stone?

• 13:32:06

No, I thought you rolled a 48, and I rolled a 49.

• 13:32:08

So 47 might be different.

• 13:32:09

I think it's like range of two.

• 13:32:11

Oh, yeah.

• 13:32:12

Are we doing the race change?

• 13:32:13

What's going on?

• 13:32:14

Yeah, we're doing the race change.

• 13:32:15

Yes, each person needs a 100.

• 13:32:16

47.

• 13:32:16

What's the number?

• 13:32:19

18.

• 13:32:19

By God.

• 13:32:23

101.

• 13:32:24

What?

• 13:32:25

You can't get a 101.

• 13:32:26

That's one.

• 13:32:27

That's one.

• 13:32:27

Oh, it's a one.

• 13:32:29

That's a one.

• 13:32:30

Amen.

• 13:32:30

Yeah.

• 13:32:32

Oh, a 00, 01, is that what you got?

• 13:32:34

Yeah.

• 13:32:35

That's a one.

• 13:32:36

That's actually the best race.

• 13:32:38

What's one?

• 13:32:39

That's like a draw or an ASMR.

• 13:32:43

I should have brought my big wing.

• 13:32:44

I know.

• 13:32:46

Is that like an angel?

• 13:32:47

You're happy now, aren't you?

• 13:32:48

It's a celestial descent.

• 13:32:49

I don't know if it's good for my class, though.

• 13:32:51

No, it's good.

• 13:32:51

They have a bonus pawn.

• 13:32:52

It's a human that has an angel in its ancestry.

• 13:32:55

Yeah.

• 13:32:55

You can fly.

• 13:32:56

I love it.

• 13:32:57

I've forgotten.

• 13:32:57

You've got a 16, right?

• 13:33:00

16?

• 13:33:01

You've got a 16.

• 13:33:01

No, no, 19.

• 13:33:02

19.

• 13:33:03

I want a 2 or 3.

• 13:33:04

No, I want 3 and 4, because that's draw in your hand.

• 13:33:07

Draw.

• 13:33:07

9-0.

• 13:33:08

Now you can be a naked dritz.

• 13:33:11

But nobody can see.

• 13:33:13

Well, when he's running around, he'd be like, what the hell is that?

• 13:33:15

Then he stops.

• 13:33:16

Where did it go?

• 13:33:17

Close.

• 13:33:19

Stayed very still.

• 13:33:19

Keep breathing.

• 13:33:20

He's moving.

• 13:33:22

Law bringers.

• 13:33:23

That makes sense for me.

• 13:33:26

Drunken savage drops a $10.

• 13:33:28

If it's a 0-0, it's 0, though.

• 13:33:30

For inspiration.

• 13:33:31

For Steven.

• 13:33:33

Thank you.

• 13:33:34

Wisdom Chronicles.

• 13:33:36

When do we get that juicy info, Ruby?

• 13:33:39

End of the stream.

• 13:33:40

End of the stream.

• 13:33:42

He's leading them on.

• 13:33:43

What'd you roll?

• 13:33:44

19.

• 13:33:46

Oh, I'm 20.

• 13:33:47

19 and 20.

• 13:33:48

You become a fetchling.

• 13:33:49

What's 20?

• 13:33:51

Fetchling, too?

• 13:33:53

Fetchling also.

• 13:33:54

A fetchling game.

• 13:33:55

Fetchling game.

• 13:33:57

85.

• 13:33:59

I don't even know what a fetchling looks like.

• 13:34:01

I don't know what the hell is that.

• 13:34:02

You become a strix.

• 13:34:05

So that's cool.

• 13:34:05

How about a 47?

• 13:34:08

47?

• 13:34:09

Oh.

• 13:34:11

I don't want to be a fetchling anymore.

• 13:34:13

You become an oread.

• 13:34:15

A what?

• 13:34:16

That's what Maggie was.

• 13:34:18

Yeah, it's a stone human, basically.

• 13:34:21

Oh, maybe we do want to be a fetchling.

• 13:34:23

Look at the racial abilities.

• 13:34:24

Darkvision.

• 13:34:25

Yeah, I already have darkvision.

• 13:34:27

What else?

• 13:34:27

Anybody else?

• 13:34:28

This guy's got low light vision.

• 13:34:30

Shadow walk.

• 13:34:31

All of you begin to form as a different creature.

• 13:34:39

Your bodies take on the form of a new race.

• 13:34:44

I like that.

• 13:34:45

An outrider.

• 13:34:48

Finally, we can combat these flying things,

• 13:34:50

and now we're not going to fly anymore, right?

• 13:34:52

The strix can fly.

• 13:34:54

I can fly.

• 13:34:56

He is a crow species.

• 13:34:57

Why did my strength go down?

• 13:35:00

He's like a raven humanoid.

• 13:35:02

Oh.

• 13:35:03

I don't want to touch my eyeballs.

• 13:35:05

Don't do that, man.

• 13:35:06

Did you go wash your hands?

• 13:35:06

I washed them, but I still don't want to touch eyes.

• 13:35:08

Don't touch your eyes.

• 13:35:09

Don't freak me out, man.

• 13:35:10

We can disguise ourselves once per day.

• 13:35:19

Oh, we didn't get XP for that counter.

• 13:35:24

No, you need a little more counter to level.

• 13:35:26

He's never not leveling up yet.

• 13:35:27

The rest of you travel unperturbed

• 13:35:37

through the Underrealm.

• 13:35:38

In one day's time, you are able to approach the outskirts

• 13:35:52

of the city of Khargha.

• 13:35:55

As you emerge from the Underrealm,

• 13:36:05

you find yourselves surrounded by a holy flame

• 13:36:13

that has erupted in the riverbed.

• 13:36:19

It encompasses the entirety of the northern rivers.

• 13:36:27

They said you look so done right now.

• 13:36:29

Sorry.

• 13:36:31

I didn't mean to interrupt you.

• 13:36:37

I just looked at, I was reading and I looked at you

• 13:36:39

and I was like, yeah, you look so lounged.

• 13:36:41

I feel like you just need a blanket and a pillow.

• 13:36:43

I totally do.

• 13:36:45

Ahead of you to the north, you see the road.

• 13:36:55

It leads to Khargha.

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